Chapter 93 Heartless little Qier
The Han sisters are about the same age as Wu Shuo and Qier. Although they are both innocent and innocent, the Han sisters seem more intellectual and sensible and love others. Wu Shuo and Qier are completely two stupid little loli, and they can't think about anything other than playing.
"Where is the mirror?"
Qier pointed at Wu Shuo in the outer room. Liu Yu looked from a distance and could only see Wu Shuo squatting and tidying something. When he walked out, he found that the little charlatan was focusing on the curtains with a magnifying glass.
"Hey! It will catch fire, don't look at the curtains."
Before Liu Yu could finish his speech, a flame had risen from the curtains. The curtain cloth, paper-paste windows and wooden beams were added. The fire suddenly intensified, and he didn't even give Liu Yu a chance to stop the fire. Wu Shuo looked up at the rising flames and was stunned, then shouted at the top of his throat: "It's getting on fire!"
Qi'er had never seen the fire, and she had no urgency to escape immediately. Instead, she looked at the rising flames with a hint of excitement.
"What are you looking at?" Liu Yu was speechless at these two little loli. He regretted teaching them to play with magnifying glasses, and shouted at Qier, "You are not running for your life yet!"
Qier said in confusion: "Why shouldn't it be time to put out the fire when it catches fire?"
Liu Yu was speechless, thinking that this should be the consequence of lack of safety education.
"You have to run away to put out the fire first! Old Man Wu, it's on fire! Retreat quickly!"
Wu You hurriedly packed up the things on the table: "Wait first, move the things out, you... come here to help."
At this escape stall, Liu Yu had no intention of going to help him pack up his things. He glanced at Qi'er. The little loli was turning around and staring at Wu You in a daze. What's even more annoying is that Wu Shuo shouted a few words and didn't run out, but came to the inner room instead. Seeing the rising fire burning the beam of the outer room.
"Damn it, the palace houses are all covered with saltpeter? So easy?"
Liu Yu cursed, raised his chair and smashed it towards the window. The window broke out in response. Qier asked, "Why do you need to smash the window if it can be opened?"
At this time, he explained to the stupid little loli that he was really unwise. Liu Yu jumped out of the window, and the thick smoke began to choke. Liu Yu shouted at Qier and Wu Shuo in the window, "Come here!"
Even the little loli noticed the urgency of the situation, but she could not climb up when she arrived at the window. Liu Yu held Qi'er's armpit with both hands, raised one like she was pulling a carrot, and then pulled Wu Shuo out. Wu You hurried to the window, handed Liu Yu a box of messy things, and arched her body and came out of the window.
Four people sat side by side in the open space, watching the eunuchs and guards in the palace pounding and drums to get water from the water tanks and wells to put out the fire, Liu Yu secretly thanked that he had successfully escaped before the fire spread to the inner room. First, the kitchen caught fire, and then it was Old Man Wu's astronomical fire. Liu Yu felt that his five elements were in trouble.
Wu Shuo was muttering and whispering, complaining that he had not brought out the clothes and divination equipment in the room. Qier was persuading him, while Wu You was muttering to move in. Liu Yu glanced at the three heartless people, feeling that he couldn't do it.
It was a big deal to catch fire in the palace. Even the Imperial Guard Commander He Mao came to check it out in person. Fortunately, the fire was put out in time and did not have a big impact, but the inside and outside of the house was so dark that it could no longer be occupied.
When Qi'er's mother, Meiren, was worried about her daughter's safety when she heard that she was on fire, came to pick Qier up and returned to the inner court in person, kindly thanking Liu Yu for her timely rescue of Qier. In short, this was the third time that Liu Yu and Meiren met Lin. The first time she saw Liu Yu, she felt a little nervous. Now it seems that Meiren just doesn't care about foreign affairs, and she is still very concerned about her daughter.
He Mao wanted to report the fire to the emperor, but only mentioned accidents on the cause of the fire. The emperor assigned the temple to Wu You for research, so he naturally had to bear all the consequences caused by scientific research, including the fire. Liu Yuxin said that if he was studying military gunpowder and guns here, it would be considered light to catch fire.
After being tossed like this, Liu Yu returned home empty-handedly. As soon as he passed the porch, he saw Cao Zhan peeing in front of the flowers, and a group of female guards were peeking behind him.
"Zhan'er, what are you doing?" Liu Yu shouted with a calm face.
"Peat." Cao Zhan looked up at Liu Yu.
Seeing that he didn't lift his pants after peeing, Liu Yu went up to help and taught a lesson: "Master, don't you go to the cottage to pee? How embarrassing is there for so many little girls behind him watching?"
Cao Zhan said in confusion: "These sisters are very good. They can just watch it. My mother often watches Zhan'er peeing."
Seeing the female guards laughing, Liu Yu knew that he couldn't explain to the little guy what it means to "men and women teach and not kiss each other". Seeing Cao Zhan go back to Cuju with a group of female guards, Liu Yu walked into the house with a look of bad luck. Xu Xuan smiled and said, "Why do you have to be angry with your husband? Zhan'er is still young, so it's okay to be seen. Has your husband been angry outside?"
Liu Yu told him about his upcoming as the commander of the Imperial Guard and the fire on the palace.
Xu Xuan Zhuo smiled and said, "I didn't expect my husband to lose his hooves."
Xu Xuan lit his own kitchen by cooking, and Liu Yu used his own evil to teach two little loli to play with a magnifying glass to burn the palace. The couple had a common sense in "ignition".
Xu Xuanzhu said: "My husband's two friends, Sui Shaoyin and Li Duwei, have been here before. I heard that my husband went to the palace and went back without stopping."
Liu Yuxin said that this time, Li Mi and Sui Yi made contributions, and they should be promoted, but their official positions were promoted quickly enough that there was no promotion. It is always inappropriate to let two young boys who were newly involved in the officialdom take charge of great tasks. It is easy for Li Mi to say that the Defense Department yamen is mostly a decoration yamen, and Sui Yi is only suitable to be the second-in-command and slowly learn the secrets of becoming an official.
"Didn't say anything?"
Xu Xuanzhu said: "It seems like I'm asking my husband to go to the banquet."
Liu Yu ran around all day today and felt very tired. He didn't want to wander around with Sui Yi and the others in the Xiaohualou Zangyunfang, and said, "I won't go to any banquet if there is nothing important. Madam, I'm hungry. Do I have anything to keep my stomach?"
Xu Xuanzhu ordered the newly arrived maid to come to get snacks. The mansion has built a temporary kitchen and a maid with good cooking skills. Finally, there is no need to ask Sui Yu to find someone to deliver the three meals in the mansion.
As dusk approached, a left commander of the Imperial Guard named Yang Lie came to visit and said that he was sending the calendar for Commander He. He Mao would leave Chang'an that night and go to Longyou to pick up the second prince Su Dian back to Beijing. In other words, from the second day, Liu Yu would temporarily serve as the commander of the Imperial Guard until He Mao returned.
"Commander Liu You, the officials will take you to patrol these days. If you don't understand everything, you can ask the officials." Yang Lie is only thirty years old and is a typical second-generation official. He has risen to the top at a young age and is very complimentary to his words.
Liu Yu felt something was wrong when he heard this. He was a temporary commander of the Imperial Guards. He was not as familiar with the business as a subordinate. He asked his subordinates to accompany him to explain. Why did the emperor ask him to temporarily commander? Isn't it better to find another right commander in charge of training or let Yang Lie do this job directly?
Chapter completed!