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The setting sun in the distance hangs on the corner of the eaves, and the edge of the sky is baked into a peach blossom color. A few wisps of clouds seem to be drunk with wine, with a faint blush. The early autumn wind carries the sweet scent of osmanthus, and there are already industrious birds.

The children began to migrate. One moment they lined up in a "human" shape, and the other moment they lined up in a "one" shape, singing and flying across the sky.

Cheng Mo searched the location of "Wangjing Xiaoyao" on his mobile phone, then rode his bicycle and drove Xie Minyun on the long tree-lined road. Xie Minyun sat on the back of the bicycle on the clothes rack, hugging Cheng Mo's waist, and her waist-length

Her long hair was a little scattered by the wind, and would stick to the corners of her lips and eyebrows from time to time, so Xie Minyun would raise her left hand with a diamond ring and flick it around casually, and the autumn colors would become gorgeous.

"Lunlun, why didn't you allow Gu Feifan to play basketball just now?"

"You really can't! Why go up there and show your shame?"

"Your points should all be added to your physical fitness, right? With this foundation, as long as you understand the rules of basketball, playing basketball is just a child's play. In addition, I can also use my superpowers to help you off the court, ensuring that you will hit every shot.

How can you show your shame?"

Cheng Mo shook his head while pedaling his bicycle, "Such a show of affection is already hated by others. How can others live by torturing them again on the basketball court? Besides, look at what King Zhou You did to tease Bao Si (bāo

si) With a smile, the beacon fire played on the princes, but later the dog soldiers attacked Haojing and killed King Zhou You; look at Tang Xuanzong, the master of showing affection, not only built the Huaqing Pool for Yang Guifei alone, but also the famous saying "Yi Qi"

The concubine in the mortal world smiles, but no one knows it is the lychee. This love is almost as beautiful as the world knows, and the end is of course tragic. In fact, there is another person who is even worse than Yang Guifei, and that is Feng Xiaolian.

, this famous woman whose name comes immediately after the Four Beauties was deeply favored by Emperor Gao Wei of the Northern Qi Dynasty. History records record that the two of them "sit at the same table when they sit at the same table, and ride together when they go out". They also swore that they "will live and die together". As a result,

It was Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty who broke through the Qi Dynasty and beheaded Gao Wei, so he said! This show of affection will lead to death quickly, it is really not a joke!" (The word "Jade Body Heng Chen" comes from Li Shangyin's "Two Poems of the Northern Qi Dynasty"'

With a smile, the country will be destroyed, and the thorns will only hurt it. Xiao Lian's jade body lay all night long, and he has reported to Zhou's army to enter Jinyang. With a clever smile, he knows that he has thousands of enemies, and the most beautiful thing is in his military uniform. Jinyang has fallen.

Looking back, please ask the king to hunt around.)

Cheng Mo made Xie Minyun giggle, "Lun Lun's ability to generalize is really unrivaled. Fortunately, Jin Jin has also read some history books, otherwise I would have been fooled by you."

When Cheng Mo heard that Xie Minyun could laugh so heartily, he couldn't help but joked: "So people who have read a lot of history books have such weird laughs? It's obviously a very sad story, but you still have the nerve to laugh?"

Xie Minyun suppressed his smile, punched Cheng Mo's back a few times with dissatisfaction, and then said: "I'll tell you a few things, you have to smile for me. If you don't smile, be careful, I'll make you drink later!"

"Hey? Isn't this too shameless? You know I'm funny, so why don't we compare whose joke is colder?"

"I don't care, I'm starting to say, if you don't laugh, just wait and see!" Xie Minyun coughed, raised his voice softly, and said seriously: "I don't think a show of affection will die quickly, like Du Fu, even if life has been difficult.

Although he was homeless, he lived to be 59 years old. You must know that the average life span of people in the Tang Dynasty was only 28 years old. Living to 59 is really a long life. The reason why Du Fu lived for so long in such a difficult environment is of course inseparable from his keenness to show affection.

, the poet who liked to torture dogs the most in ancient times was Du Fu. Today, Du Fu is the master who updates his circle of friends every day and writes poems to show off his wife. No matter whether his life is bitter or sweet, he is still concerned about it in his heart.

Wife, in summary, Du Fu wrote more than 1,500 poems in his life, and there are at least hundreds of poems about his wife. When you are with your wife, you should praise her beauty. Today, my wife is wearing a beautiful dress, so I must write

I wanted to write a poem to praise my wife, so I invited my wife to go boating and write a poem, "Flying butterflies chase each other together, and holding lotuses together." I saw my wife is so beautiful by candlelight at night. I couldn't bear this, I had to write it.

I wrote a poem to praise her, so I asked my wife to play chess. It doesn’t matter if there is no chess board. “The old wife draws paper to make the chess game, and the child knocks the needle to make the fishing hook.” I praised my wife for her proficiency in chess, calligraphy and painting, and her literary and artistic interest. Look how romantic she is!”

"Of course there are times when I am separated from my wife, and when I am not with my wife! I will write: "Without a home, cold food, tears are like golden waves. Cut off the osmanthus in the moon, and the clear light should be more. Leave red pistils in divorce, imagine

"Green moth. The cow girl is full of melancholy, and she is still crossing the river in autumn." When she sees the moon, she will write a poem "Moon Night" from the perspective of his wife, "Tonight in Yanzhou, I can only see the moon in my boudoir. I feel sorry for my children from afar, and my memories are still unexplained."

Chang'an. The fragrant mist and clouds make my hair wet, and the clear jade arms are cold. Whenever I lean on the virtual canopy and shine with my eyes, my tears will dry up. Look at the famous poet Du Fu who misses his wife and he will burst into tears when he misses his wife. He writes poems with sincerity and sincerity.

Not only that! I took my wife to Sichuan. I felt that it was too hard for my wife. I would also write a poem to express my apology, "The stacks are leaning to avoid rocks, and the bridge is broken, but I am looking for the stream. When will the war be over, I will be ashamed of my old wife." I gave birth to myself

When he got sick, his wife was worried and immediately wrote a poem, "The yellow scroll is true to the law, and the green robe is also self-disciplined. The old wife is worried about sitting paralyzed, and the young daughter is asking questions." Even if I can't make money to support the family, I will write a poem to express my guilt.

The walls at the entrance are still empty, and my old wife looks the same as me."

Xie Minyun's long and eloquent speech refuted Cheng Mo's argument that "showing affection will kill you quickly". After finishing speaking, Xie Minyun hugged Cheng Mo's waist and asked softly: "Classmate Cheng Mo! Have you learned anything from Du Fu?

ah?"

After listening to Xie Minyun talk about Du Fu, Cheng Mo and Cheng Mo couldn't laugh, and they didn't dare to argue with Xie Minyun as usual. There are so many stories about talented people and beautiful women in history, such as Li Qingzhao and Zhao Mingcheng, such as Li Qingzhao and Zhao Mingcheng.

Zhang Chang, and for example, Wang Rong and Xie Minyun singled out Du Fu and said that it was just that Du Fu only married one wife in his life. Cheng Mo didn't know if he was overthinking it. Maybe Xie Minyun didn't think of this at all, bullshit.

He laughed dryly twice and said: "I learned it! I learned it! Anyway, when you see your wife, you should praise her beauty! When you leave your wife, you should express your longing for your wife all the time! If you make your wife suffer, you should express your apology to her in time.

!”

Xie Minyun chuckled: "You are good at philology! You can sum up the central idea of ​​the article very well. You are worthy of being the top scholar in arts and sciences in Southern Hunan Province!"

Cheng Mo's scalp was numb, and he immediately learned and applied it, "The main reason is that Mrs. Cheng, your rebuttal is in place! You have unique arguments, detailed arguments, and formed a strict argument system, so I can easily realize my shortcomings and narrow-mindedness!"

Xie Minyun didn't give any hint, as if he really just won the debate with Cheng Mo, and said with a smile: "Now that you realize your mistake, it depends on your actions!"

"I guarantee that the show of affection will make others feel numb!" Cheng Mo said.

It happened that at this time, the two people passed by Fu Yuanzhuo, Yan Yitong and Song Xizhe who were walking. Xie Minyun put her arms around Cheng Mo's waist and straightened her hair that was a little messy in the wind. It was just a simple movement, wearing a uniform.

Xie Minyun in a white dress stunned the entire street.

Fu Yuanzhuo raised his hand and whistled, which was particularly loud on the crowded boulevard and attracted the attention of many people.

Song Xizhe, who didn't know Xie Minyun's background and didn't have much contact with Xie Minyun, shouted loudly without shame: "Cheng Mo, please order two more kidneys later!"

Cheng Mo, who was riding his bicycle, was so frightened by Song Xizhe's unscrupulous words that he almost lost his grip on the bicycle bridle. The blue Phoenix bicycle shook twice on the road, and then quickly disappeared into the flow of bicycles.

Fu Yuanzhuo slapped Song Xizhe on the back and said angrily: "Brother, you are so reckless!"

Song Xizhe glanced at Fu Yuanzhuo inexplicably and asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

"That's Xie Minyun!" Fu Yuanzhuo said.

"I know! But isn't she Cheng Mo's girlfriend now? It shouldn't be too much of a joke!" Seeing Fu Yuanzhuo's speechless expression, Song Xizhe scratched his hair and asked Yan Yitong, "Did what I just said go too far?

"

Yan Yitong chewed bubble gum and said, "It's not too much! What's more, a noble white lotus like Xie Minyun won't mind! Maybe people don't even know what kidneys are!"

As he spoke, Yan Yitong immediately stepped into the role, gently pulled Song Xizhe's sleeves, and said with a gentle and charming look: "Oh! Cheng Mo! What are they talking about? What is kidney? Is it delicious?"

Song Xizhe's scalp was numbed by Yan Yitong's lifelike acting show, and he shuddered and said: "Yan Yitong, it is definitely the best choice for you not to study at Agricultural University!"

Fu Yuanzhuo also shook his head and gave a thumbs up, "Our Chinese Academy Award depends on you!"

Yan Yitong snorted, raised his neck and said, "That's right, we at Nortel have a lot of black-straight-white-lotus-green-tea bitches like us. There are living materials everywhere. How can I not be like them?"

Fu Yuanzhuo felt that what Yan Yitong said was a little too much. He suppressed his smile and said in a serious tone: "Young fairy tale can't say that. I think the senior sister is actually quite good."

Yan Yitong put his hands in his denim shorts, raised his long legs wearing knee-high socks, and kicked the sycamore tree beside the road. Suddenly, the yellowish leaves fluttered to the ground, and he said angrily: "Yeah!

I know! The senior sister is really fair and rich, but Cheng Mo is a scumbag. People often say that scumbag girls have big waves, and scumbag boys have tinfoil perm. Let me see! It should be that scumbag girls have straight, straight hair, and scumbag boys have dark frames."

Song Xizhe pushed up his glasses and said with a look of astonishment: "What does it have to do with me? I'm just an otaku who likes paper figures! I've never even been in love, how did I become a scumbag?"

Yan Yitong sneered and said: "Then how many Paper Man wives do you have? Huh? Yesterday you said Asuna is a god, today you are calling Mai Sakurajima a fairy from heaven. You otakus are the most troublesome.

The love of the paper man is not loyal! How can we expect you to be loyal to a three-dimensional girl?"

Song Xizhe was speechless and speechless.

Fu Yuanzhuo spread his hands and said helplessly: "Tongtong, did you take some gunpowder today? You are talking so rudely!"

Yan Yitong said indifferently: "No! I'm just telling the truth!"

Fu Yuanzhuo patted Yan Yitong's shoulder and said, "I know it's hard for you when Cheng Mo and Senior Xie Minyun are together, but it's not easy for me to get to this point. Didn't you see that Senior Xie Minyun specially arranged it for Cheng Mo?"

To be honest, I think it’s too romantic for you to participate in such a grand show. Although I am on your side, I also think that the senior sister is more suitable for Cheng Mo."

Yan Yitong made a "cut" sound and said: "Side effects, look at when Yan Yitong, I, would belittle someone because of emotional matters! My dissatisfaction with Cheng Mo is not because he is with senior Xie Minyun." Yan Yitong did not continue, but just took out his words.

He waved his hand in his pocket and said, "Forget it! I have no way to explain this! In short, Cheng Mo is a scumbag! A big scumbag!"

"What happened? Why can't you explain it?" Fu Yuanzhuo asked suspiciously.

Yan Yitong showed a slightly impatient look: "Oh! It's okay! It's okay! Just think that I'm heartbroken and can't say anything!"

Fu Yuanzhuo couldn't continue to ask questions, so he coughed and said, "Let me tell you something, so be mentally prepared!"

Yan Yitong glanced at Fu Yuanzhuo, and seeing Fu Yuanzhuo's serious look, asked curiously: "What's the matter? Have you and Qian Qian reconciled?"

Fu Yuanzhuo shook his head expressionlessly.

"Say it! What's the point?" Yan Yitong patted Fu Yuanzhuo's arm, and then blew a big, white bubble.

Just when the white bubbles were soaring to their maximum, Fu Yuanzhuo said: "Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun got married in Las Vegas!"

"Ah!" Song Xizhe, who was walking next to him, exclaimed.

With a "pop", Yan Yitong was hit by the exploding bubble gum. She completely forgot to pull the bubble gum on the tip of her nose and lips. She looked at Fu Yuanzhuo in astonishment and said hesitantly: "You just got the certificate?"

"Yeah! I'm surprised too! But these two people are not good at joking. They must be really talking about it. Senior Xie Minyun said she wanted to send us wedding candies. I didn't understand what it meant. I just met them.

I just found out that the two of them got married." After a pause, Fu Yuanzhuo sighed, "Maybe this is true love!"

"Cheng Mo is awesome! He married the school beauty right after he entered university! I don't even dare to write this!" Song Xizhe said excitedly.

Yan Yitong's expression was dull. She lowered her head and took out a tissue from her bag to wipe away the white bubble gum stuck to her face. Fu Yuanzhuo said in a panic: "Tongtong, please don't cry!"

Yan Yitong raised his head, with red eyes, he stuck out his tongue and made a face at Fu Yuanzhuo, "I don't cry easily now! It's just that this news is really shocking! I'm just scared!"

Fu Yuanzhuo smiled coquettishly, "I was shocked just now. This Cheng Mo actually cheated on Senior Sister Xie Minyun's testimony without revealing any information. It's really too much! I'm going to give him a hard lesson later.

A glass of wine!”

"Yes! It's indeed too much! But I can't do anything about getting drunk!" Song Xizhe said.

Yan Yitong didn't know what was going on in her mind. The news was so unexpected that she still hadn't turned around and figured out what was going on.
To be continued...