Chapter 210 Sunshine Otaku (3)(1/2)
Fortunately, the long tone of the phone connected immediately rang, unlike the movie or the bloody plot. The opposite is "The user you dialed has been turned off, please dial later". Cheng Mo was hanging
My heart fell a little, and I was glad that my wife was not an ordinary girl after all. Even if she was angry, she would not be so willful that she deliberately could not find her. As a result, the thoughts were like scrolling letters in her mind. Before she could finish it, Xie Minyun was straightforward and neat.
Hang up the phone.
A ruthless and cold voice immediately came from the phone - "The user you are calling is busy, please dial it later."
Cheng Mo, holding a large bouquet of roses, looked at the mobile phone screen that had been hung up in the crowd and was a little amused. According to his previous personality, he would definitely not call him again, but because of Fu Yuanzhuo's words, he did not think so.
Xie Minyun was unreasonable, but instead was thinking about whether she regarded Xie Minyun too much as a girl who was unique outside the world, so she ignored her side as an ordinary girl.
Cheng Mo hesitated for a moment and began to think about how to prevent Xie Minyun from getting angry anymore. The difference between Cheng Mo and ordinary people is that once the goal is established, they can come up with a detailed plan to achieve the goal, rather than blindly following their intuition. Just like at this moment
Cheng Mo first determined based on the theory of psychology that the purpose of apologizing was to let the other party release his depression. Therefore, it would be useless to just say sorry. He must first let Xie Minyun feel sincerity. So Cheng Mo picked up his mobile phone and sent a message.
WeChat gave Xie Minyun, there was no content on WeChat, only a pink pig hiding in the corner, trembling expression.
When I don’t know what to say, I have an expression. There is nothing that cannot be solved by the expression. If one is useless, send a few more. This is the conclusion drawn by Cheng Mo when studying the WeChat/qq dialogues of contemporary young people.
Cheng Mo sent several cute expressions, such as the pig shaking the window, the pig kowtowed, and the love for you...
It doesn't seem to be of use.
Cheng Mo actually didn't expect to get Xie Minyun's understanding by posting a few expressions. He just wanted to use some things he wouldn't usually do to slowly let Xie Minyun release his emotions.
Then Cheng thought for a moment and began to type in words on his phone: "You said just now that I am an autistic patient and just wanted to stay alone. I replied, "Sometimes may not be necessary." In fact, this sentence has not been enough yet.
After saying that, when I was not alone, I was always in my dreams. In my dreams, I would have a small wooden house full of books. There was a golden phonograph in the wooden house, which was waving needles and playing melodious light music and cicadas outside the house.
The sound of the sound formed a shallow sleepiness, the sun shone through the window on the rocking chair, the breeze blew the spider webs at the corner of the window, and a deer knocked on my worn wooden door."
"In the past, I thought that even in my dreams, only elk (lost) would come to see me. Now sometimes I feel lonely, but on the contrary, I only feel lonely during the occasional nap and close my eyes
I always feel that everything is just a dream now. Only when I open my eyes and see you can I feel real and find that I have some attachment to life. This attachment is to drink a cup and add rose petals.
Jin Tom Li, I want to watch the update today, I want to get a kiss from you..."
Unfortunately, the literary and artistic apology letter written by Cheng Demon racked his brains was still like a rock sinking into the sea, and no waves were smashed.
Xie Minyun still ignored him.
Cheng Mo was not discouraged. If Xie Minyun was so easy to coax, she would not be Xie Minyun. Cheng Mo looked at the time. It was still early before the plane took off. He took his cell phone and began to think hard. He deleted it, changed it, and it took almost half of it.
I wrote a poem when I was a child: "Thin clothes and light shoes are cool in the weather, and the cold wind is applied to my face. I remember the past, the 42-mile plain road is undoubtedly a thousand mountains and passes. But now, thousands of miles are only a flash, and it is hard to meet the east wind.
.”
After writing, Cheng Mo recited it several times in his heart. His attitude was more serious than taking the college entrance examination. He really felt that there was nothing to modify and he couldn't write it better. Cheng Mo clicked and sent it. He held a handful of
Rose stood by the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the plane that was already in place, waiting for the result this time.
This time Xie Minyun did not disappoint him, and soon replied to the message: "What are you writing? The format is wrong, the ping and the ping and the ping are wrong, the ping and the ping are not right, the ping and the ping are likable? It's really eye-catching..."
Xie Minyun was not good at speaking, and Cheng Mo was not angry. For him, as long as Xie Minyun replied, he would be successful. He replied without hesitation: "In this era of poetry decline, my level is already acceptable, right? Besides, I
I think I'm using allusions well...it's not going to be eye-catching."
"Yes, it's just the marathon allusion that is OK, otherwise I'd be too lazy to reply to you."
Others may not see the allusion that Cheng Mo used, but Xie Minyun naturally saw at a glance that forty-two kilometers was a marathon. It refers to the news that the messenger Fedipitz ran 42 kilometers in the Bosch War and won Athens in the battle of marathon.
The allusion of returning to Athens and then falling to the ground and dying.
The ingenuity of this allusion is not just that they are in Greece at this time, but also that from the center of Athens to Athens International Airport, they will pass through the ancient battlefield of the marathon, which is roughly the road from the Acropolis to the airport is Ferdy
One of the forty-two kilometers Pitts ran.
Therefore, even though Cheng Mo's poems are not well written, this allusion is indeed a bit ingenious. In contrast, the allusion behind "borrowing the east wind" seems a bit forced and not very harmonious.
Cheng Mo curled the corners of his mouth and typed it out loud: "Oh, I'm not too small. Why don't you write a song for me to see? I don't believe you can write better than me!"
"Don't give me this set. If I don't eat the provocation, I won't write poetry for you!"
"Then sing! It's okay to sing a song."
"Dream! I won't sing for you in the future."
When Cheng Mo saw Xie Minyun's reply, Xie Minyun's arrogant look naturally appeared in his mind. He couldn't help but smile, and suddenly felt that the quarrel between couples was not so troublesome, and occasional disputes were interesting.
Of course, this premise is whether we love each other or in love.
Cheng Mo no longer hesitated and released a killer weapon that had been brewing for a long time: "Don't, wife, I was wrong." After typing, Cheng Mo gave another expression of kneeling down and begging for mercy.
"Yo! How could our great poet, great writer, great scholar, and great philosopher even admit his mistake?"
"Of course I won't admit my mistakes to others, but it is natural to apologize to my wife. Besides, we Hunanese people have always respected their wife's traditional virtues. The Chairman said: Traditional virtues cannot be lost."
"Hmph! Then are you ready for durian or keyboard?"
"My wife is not that tacky, so I prepared roses. In ancient times, Lian Po had accused him of guilt, but now Cheng Mo hugged the flower carving (yu chèn)." After sending the text, Cheng Mo took a rose again.
The photo was sent to Xie Minyun.
Cheng Mo sent a photo of Rose, and Xie Minyun replied after a while, "I think durian and keyboard are more reliable. You see, the flowers you chose don't even have thorns."
"If you like thorny ones, I'll buy thorny ones now, and throw this bunch away."
"Take it away? How can it be so wasteful!"
"What should I do? I just asked someone to give it to you?"
"I have not sent flowers to me yet, so I am going to send them to others first. Are you so casual about your apology?"
"Then...why would I buy a bunch of thorns and tie them behind my back and give this bunch to you?"
"You can do it, you can't find me anyway."
"Could it be that we were not on the same plane?"
"you guess."
"You can't let me guess! Give me some clues."
"The flight number I was on, there was a number in 682 and the position was correct, there was a number in 614 and the position was incorrect, and the two numbers in 206 were correct, but the position was not correct. Calculate it yourself! You need to find it
I will refund the ticket to Rome with you. If you can't find it, go to Rome by yourself, find a hotel by yourself, and go to the Colosseum by yourself... Anyway, you are used to being alone."
Cheng Mo knew it wouldn't be too easy when he saw the question raised by Xie Minyun, so finding a wife with high IQ is both a happy and unfortunate thing. If you have a slightly less IQ, you don't even deserve to sit in the same plane as her.
Of course, Cheng Mo didn't want to go to Rome alone, so he didn't have time to sigh and stared at his phone and began to study it with all his concentration.
Thanks to Cheng Mo's math is good. He did not solve this problem as a reasoning problem, but as a sudoku problem. So he quickly came up with the answer "042". He ran to the one who showed the flight information.
I started searching in front of the electronic screen. After searching for it several times, I found that Xie Minyun was on an ej042 flight from Athens to Paris.
It was already boarding time. The flight information scrolling on the big screen showed a red "boarding". Cheng Mo didn't care about so much. While muttering "excuse me" through the crowd, he held the rose to the point of looking at the crowd.
The 23rd gate was running wildly, and I almost bumped into someone along the way, but I also sprinkled a lot of petals. The originally neat bouquet of flowers became messy and looked a bit miserable, like the wind blowing
The remaining flowers and willows after the rain are beaten.
Cheng Mo felt that the airport was too big and there were too many people at the airport. He heard his heartbeat and smelled the fragrant flowers. He thought that he was not like him at all. He was obviously a trivial matter that had nothing to do with life and death, but he was anxious.
Running at the airport at 3:30. It is obvious that you can go anywhere in the world here, and separation here is just a small problem that can be solved with money, but I don’t want to wait for a moment.
People coming and going in the airport are like tides. Some of them are in pairs, like migrating between habitats; some are just a single figure, like eagles flying alone towards the hunting destination. Airports are never the end of the journey.
, It will always be just a transit station, but it brings the most farewells of humans.
This is how life is. Most of us are scattered on the journey. Before we can reach the place where we finally stop, we will lose the news of the once extremely close people.
We can go anywhere at the airport, but we may not be able to take the flight we want to take.
Cheng Mo knew that he would not lose Xie Minyun now, but a desire drove him to run in the airport like he was facing the end of the day. When he arrived at the registration gate of No. 23 panting, the team at the gate was only
There were dozens of people left, and Xie Minyun, who was carrying a small blue lake shoulder bag, stood at the end of the team.
Seeing Xie Minyun's slim back Cheng Mo stopped and tried to stabilize his rapid breathing. However, his chest could not calm down. He swallowed a big saliva, moistening his throat as if it had been burned by fire.
Xie Minyun walked over.
Many passengers and staff cast their eyes on Cheng Mo, mainly because Xie Minyun was too eye-catching, so Cheng Mo, who was holding a bouquet of broken roses and sweating, also attracted attention.
Cheng Mo didn't have the nerve to call Xie Minyun's wife in public. Even though they were all foreigners here and could not understand Chinese, Cheng Mo just walked to Xie Minyun's side, pressing the surging breathing sound, and raised his hand to the point of being left.
The red rose with fragmented petals whispered: "Xiaojin, I know I didn't do well enough. After all, I have been alone for so many years, and it is a bit difficult to change suddenly. I hope you give me some time.
Wait for me. I can't guarantee that I will become a perfect person, but I believe I won't let you down."
Seeing Cheng Mo lifting such a terrible bouquet of roses, the people who were eating melons shook their heads and sighed, feeling that Cheng Mo was originally apart from the girl who was the same goddess in front of him, and now she was so embarrassed that the other party would definitely not pay attention to him.
Even if you say that you can be considered a well-educated person.
Sure enough, the goddess in a small suit and jeans turned her head and looked at the boy coldly, saying something that no one understood. This made the crowd who wanted to watch the show regret that they had not learned a few more foreign languages, and they whispered to each other.
stand up.
“Is this in Japanese or Korean?”
"Such a pretty girl should be a Japanese girl, right?"
"No, I think it should be from Han Guo. Only idol stars from Han Guo are so elegant!"
"Every girl from Hanguo likes plastic surgery, and this one doesn't look like a Hanguo plastic surgery girl at all."
To be continued...