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Chapter 73 The cold local tyrant slaps randomly on the face, the cold diaosi is mixed with mud

"Is this matter..." Ning Shuhao touched his chin like a little adult, and analyzed: "Brother Jian may know that he was broadcasting live, and he was afraid that the car I called attracted the attention of those who are interested, so he would make our decisions. Didn't you notice that he kept emphasizing that it was called by Didi? No one would doubt it after saying this - this guy is actually a little brainy."

"Eh?" Zhang Hanhan's eyes lit up as soon as he heard this: "Little Jianjian knows how to protect people, hehe, great!"

"Hey, isn't it done yet?" Ning Shuhao got into the car first and said, "I'm anxious to make money. You're taking pictures all the time, hurry up!" Then he told the driver in a low voice: "Uncle Liu, just say you were recruited by Didi Taxi, do you understand?"

Uncle Liu, who was in the driver's position, smiled and said, "I understand. Shuhao, this person is the little bitch you told me in the morning that you can blow on me?"

Ning Shuhao nodded: "Yes, just him."

"It's interesting." Uncle Liu laughed and then lowered the window: "Have you finished the photo shoot? Get in the car quickly. They are about a few hundred yuan a minute, and then you can collect the money!"

"Here, come," Zhang Xiaojian smiled at Uncle Liu and said, "Look, I'm so happy, get in the car!"

Taking Zhang Hanhan into the car, Zhang Xiaojian took his mobile phone and took a photo: "Did you see it in the live broadcast room? This is the inside of the Rolls-Royce. Everyone must look carefully. Look at the table and chairs and the central control. What are you doing when you are standing there? Double-click 666!"

“6666666”

"The anchor is awesome! Take more photos!"

"This is such awesome bragging. When I go back, I can tell my friends that my buddy has also seen the world!"

Finally finished taking the photo, Uncle Liu started the car and asked, "Brother, where are you going?"

"Taiguli," Zhang Xiaojian was sitting upside down at this time, and he specially gave himself a shot, and rushed to the live broadcast room while shooting: "Did you see it? You need to sit in this car in this position... Yes, you have to lean back, your legs stretch out and loosen, and then your eyes are half closed, and your face is satisfied... Yes, this is the legendary Ge You lying down, you understand? If you don't sit like this, you won't show your temperament!"

“6666666”

"Anchor, I'll call you!"

Ning Shuhao covered his face - Damn I regret coming out with him, this is not embarrassing enough!

Zhang Hanhan looked out the window with a blushing face. This girl didn't know this country bumpkin!

Uncle Liu was having fun while driving. This guy is indeed worthy of the little bitch that Master Shuhao said. Now it seems that this is a bit reserved...

"You go to Taikoo Li to broadcast live?" Uncle Liu asked as a Didi taxi driver, "By the way, can you make money by this live broadcast?"

"It's a sloppy," Zhang Xiaojian opened his mouth and gave it to him: "It's not a lot, it's only 30,000 to 40,000 a month."

In the live broadcast room, a group of people booed—

"Anchor, you are so awesome and bragging. There are only more than 200 people in the room. Let's give you several thousand rewards a month?"

Zhuzhu ran quickly: "You don't understand the guy upstairs, right? When I first came, there were only four people in this room, and the anchor dared to say 40,000! He said 30,000 to 40,000 a month, and you have to divide it by 10,000, and that's about it."

"666666, this awesome brag can be done, I learned another trick!"

"Four people yell forty thousand, then he said 30,000 to 40,000 yuan a month..."

"You remove that ten thousand words before you speak!"

Uncle Liu held back his laughter and continued to ask, "Thirty or forty thousand, that's good, isn't it a big anchor?"

"How can you say it's big? That's very big!" Zhang Xiaojian didn't brag, and he suddenly realized that sometimes bragging is actually quite interesting. Anyway, no one cares whether it's true or not: "But then again, you're driving a Rolls-Royce to play Didi, isn't that enough money, right?"

Hey? This question is good!

"That's sure," Uncle Liu is worthy of being an old man. After entering his identity, he pretended to be so similar. He also began to whisper: "You think, if someone like me can drive this car, can you avoid that little gas? I'm not afraid to tell you that when I came, I saw that this little girl was pretty, otherwise can I pull it out for ordinary people? It would be small to pay for it once, and it would be unpaid if I wasted my time!"

Ning Shuhao's face turned red when he sat on the side, and Zhang Hanhan was even more giggling...

"It makes sense, it makes sense!" Zhang Xiaojian's eyes lit up as soon as he heard it: "Then if there is this big beauty today, do you still charge us money? Oh, I said, if you are a pure beauty this day, this must be... Well, you have done a lot of trouble, right?"

"Not much," Uncle Liu also blew vigorously this time: "I'll just take a few hundred jobs, and I'll get five hundred people to kill them."

The live broadcast room is already so happy—

"Hahahahahaha! Anchor, look at him!"

"That's right, five hundred people have been killed, how many have you killed?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I knew that this guy was 100% single when I looked at the anchor's Qilin arm!"

“It makes sense!”

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Zhang Xiaojian's face turned dark - do these guys, should they be so heartbreaking?!

"Oh..." Zhang Xiaojian sighed: "The cold rich man slapped his face randomly, and the cold loser and the mud mixed together..."

He sang like a wild wolf howl, and the live broadcast room exploded again...

"Hahaha, this lyrics are good!"

"Brave shots, fuck!"

Ning Shuhao and Zhang Hanhan looked at each other and covered their mouths and laughed together.

Uncle Liu sent the three of them to the underground parking lot of Taikoo Li, and waved his hand casually: "I won't charge you money when I get to the place. This little girl is pretty. Just add a WeChat account?"

Zhang Hanhan also felt fun at this time, and he took out his cell phone with a smile. Zhang Xiaojian was furious: "Old guy, she is only eleven years old, do you want to add WeChat?!"

"Young man," Uncle Liu pretended to add WeChat to Zhang Hanhan, his face flushed and breathless: "You have to have the concept of time, she will never grow up... I'm leaving, you have fun."

Zhang Xiaojian: “…”

Do you want to pretend to be so similar?!

“66666”

"This uncle is awesome than the anchor!"

"That's a must. Can those who drive a Rolls-Royce to play Didi be ordinary people?"

"It makes sense and reason. Alas, this is a mountain that is even higher... Hahahahahaha!"

Watching Rolls-Royce out of sight, Zhang Xiaojian finally took a light breath.

Damn it, it was so dangerous. I almost messed up the matter just now. Who knew that Ning Shuhao could call a Rolls-Royce...

"Boy," Zhang Xiaojian said to Ning Shuhao with a dark face: "Can you say hello to me before what you do next time? I'm afraid my heart won't stand it if I play like this..."

"How could I know," Ning Shuhao shrugged helplessly: "This car is the worst in my family. I originally wanted to be as low-key as possible, but there is no way, and the others are not suitable..."

Zhang Xiaojian: “…”

Who can strangle this thrilling naughty child to death? Wait online!

How about getting a Didi beat someone?

"That's right," Zhang Hanhan made another break: "I have several cars in my house. I don't like to sit on it normally. It's wide and long, so it's inconvenient to go anywhere. I still prefer the Aston Martin one77, which is beautiful."

"Really?" Ning Shuhao and Zhang Hanhan said as they walked: "Then I'll buy one next time, and ask my sister to find someone to modify it into a remote control car for me."

"Hey, this idea is good."

The two little ones walked and chatted, and Zhang Xiaojian followed behind dejectedly - this awesome person can't brag anymore...

But the system also jumped out at this time to gloat: "You say the same thing is bragging, but it is the fact that people say it."

Zhang Xiaojian: "I know, I know, no one treats you as a mute if you don't speak..."

Then he realized: "So, in fact, you can't find a host for anyone, right?"

System: "Only find short, ugly, poor."

Zhang Xiaojian: “…”

It hurts me again!

He escorted the two naughty kids into the elevator and went all the way to the first floor of the venue. As soon as he left the door, Zhang Xiaojian saw another group of people surrounding the hall, playing deafening music.

Listen carefully, it seems to be Michael Jackson's Billie jean!

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I really have no water!
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