The eldest sister said again, Tang Weihai, is it you?!
Tang Weihai said calmly, Sister, why did you think it was me? You haven't smelled Shen Tianyi's hand yet. You smell his hand before you speak.
The eldest sister thought about it and said: OK! So she asked Shen Tianyi to stretch out his hand. Shen Tianyi had no choice but to stretch out his hand and thought to himself, I didn't touch Li Xiaona's part, for fear that you might smell a bird!
So the eldest sister went to smell it carefully like a police dog... For a long time, the eldest sister stopped talking. Everyone was waiting for the eldest sister to speak. A brigade secretary couldn't hold himself back and asked with a wicked smile: Is there a smell? Are you angry? Everyone laughed...
Li Xiaona rushed to Shen Tianyi, stretched out her hand and shouted, "Rogue! I thought you were my good friend, but I didn't think you were a gangster!"
Shen Tianyi was beaten so hard that his eyes were filled with stars. He asked the eldest sister, "Sister, what do you smell? Tell everyone!" He then said to Li Xiaona, "The eldest sister hasn't said anything yet. Why do you beat me? It's hard to understand you." What evidence is there that I touched you? The eldest sister sighed and said, hey, I really can’t smell anything, oh, that’s not right, it seems to smell a little like salty hairtail fish!
Several brigade secretaries laughed and said, yes, yes, that’s the smell of salted hairtail!
What? Li Xiaona cried louder...
Speaking of the above classic scene called the Lihu Story, it is still circulated in some villages called Lihu Town! Sometimes when brigade secretaries are drinking, they will deliberately tease each other: Hey, your hand is away from me Stay away. The other party asked, why?
Answer: Your hands smell like salty hairtail!
That time, how should I put it, the leadership department found out that Shen Tianyi was a gangster, and he was punished. His explanation to the superior department was that he helped his family kill the salty hairtail at home that morning, and the salty hairtail It was because I had relatives in the fishery of Zhoushan, Zhejiang. When my relatives came to visit, I packed a few frozen salted hairtails in cardboard boxes. The relative took an overnight train all night before arriving at my home. The salted hairtails are obviously as great as salted hairtails. Because it was summer, he had to eat quickly. He killed salted hairtail fish at home early in the morning... After that, he participated in the flood fighting and disaster relief organized by the district. Shen Tianyi carried straw bags in both hands and did not know how to carry them in broad daylight. After picking up so many straw bags, suddenly my hand didn’t smell like straw bags, but the smell of salty hairtail. So it can be seen that salty hairtail is salty hairtail, and its taste is super awesome, but it was this salty hairtail that killed me unjustly!
The leader said, Shen Tianyi, just make up stories, you big hooligan Shen!
In other words: At that time, I heard from my eldest sister that Shen Tianyi’s hands smelled like salty hairtail, and several brigade secretaries said that was not true! Li Xiaona stopped crying, and she began to scold several brigade secretaries:
Your wife’s place is where the salted hairtail fish is! Damn it!
He also said, Tang Weihai and Shen Tianyi, no matter what, one of you touched me. I will make it clear to you two that whoever touched me will be responsible for me. Whoever touched me ——You have to think about who I will marry!
It's really interesting to say that at that time, Tang Weihai and Shen Tianyi really regarded Li Xiaona, who had a big face, a wide mouth and a big butt, as their goddess, so the two of them were always fighting to please Li Xiaona. They don’t have a wife, but they secretly want to marry Xiaona Li into their family. Besides, Xiaona Li’s family is well-off. Both brothers are doing business, and one sister still owns a supermarket in the city... Xiaona Li’s attraction to them is undoubtedly Just huge!
Now, sometimes Tang Weihai asks himself: Hey, what happened to me at that time? How could I be so obsessed with such an ugly woman... But he suddenly fell in love with her to death, how strange it was!
Wang Qiang, a beautiful woman from Zhejiang who owns the Lihu Hotel, also laughed at Tang Weihai many times. She said, Lao Tang, what kind of vision do you have? You are the only woman in your family who is uglier than Sister Feng. How did you think of marrying her at that time? , I’m not going to disgust you to death!
Tang Weihai blushed and became thick-necked when Wang Qiang said that. He thought to himself, you know what the heck, we saw the old sow with double eyelids at that time! Ni Ma!
At that time, in full view of the public, it was difficult for the two of them to come forward and admit that they touched Li Xiaona, but the eldest sister of the District Women's Federation asked them to stretch out their hands and smell the following.
Everyone thought that Shen Tianyi touched Li Xiaona. Li Xiaona's vagina smelled like salty hairtail...