Li He curled his lips: "You kid, you can talk some useless nonsense... Huh! Whether it can work or not, we have to try it out before we know if it's right! That requires real talent and learning!"
Li He pointed his thumb at himself: "When I was young, I studied ancient literature. I, Li, am not talented. I only have a master's degree. I wonder what degree you have?"
Qin Hao pointed to his nose: "Me? I have a master's degree!"
"Master's degree?" Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they realized it. Li He also realized that this guy actually scolded him: "Boy, you..."
Li He calmed down, he didn't want to talk nonsense with this kid anymore...
"How about we play against each other? Should you go first or me? How about you go first? Let's see what kind of pair you can come up with."
Qin Hao yawned: "I don't! You come first! Old man, I have always respected the elderly..."
These words made Li He furious again. He thought about it for a while...
Let's beat him on the pair! This guy said: "Smoke locks the willow in the pond! Mr. Qin Hao, how about a pair?"
Qin Hao smiled faintly: "Are the five elements absolute?" Li He's face changed slightly, and Wan Mubai asked: "Qin Hao, what are the five elements absolute?"
Qin Hao smiled and explained: "It is said that in an examination during the Qianlong period, two candidates stood out and were indistinguishable. The examiner had no choice but to submit the examination paper to Emperor Qianlong for approval. After reading it, Qianlong could not make a conclusion, so he orally said: "I
Tomorrow rises
"The two lives will continue to match each other, and the one with the highest score will be the number one scholar." At this time, Qianlong was touring the south of the Yangtze River and came to Hangzhou. When he got up the next morning, he saw the beautiful scenery of green willows, smoke and birds by the West Lake, and the emperor happily wrote this poem.
Sentence: 'The smoke locks the willows in the pond'."
"After seeing this comparison, the two candidates had different reactions: student A was shocked when he saw it, and left in panic; student B thought hard, had no idea for a long time, and left in dismay. As a result, student A was hand-picked by Qianlong to be the top scholar.
, all the ministers were puzzled. Qianlong said: "The five characters in my sentence are all pictophonetic characters, and the partial
The other two elements happen to form the five elements of 'metal, wood, water, fire and earth'. It is so difficult that it is absolutely impossible. If student A can determine what is wrong in an instant, his talent must be better than that of student Y!" It is precisely because this five-element sentence is both strange and unique.
, as expected by Qianlong, it has become a rare masterpiece passed down from generation to generation over the years!"
"It wasn't until modern times that when someone visited Zhenhai Tower in Guangzhou, they were occasionally inspired by the ruins of the fort downstairs and responded with "Pao Zhenhai Tower". This couplet not only expresses the meaning of "town" versus "lock", but also
Its five-character radical is also exactly the same as the five-character radical of the sentence. However, the sentence describes the green willows and smoke in nature.
The beautiful scenery of the pond is full of green, and the couplet expresses the strong murderous aura of the towers and the sea, which shows that it is difficult to match the artistic conception of the sentence! Furthermore, although the part of speech of the couplet is neat, the rhythm of it is uneven and inconsistent, and the sentence does not match.
The sentence is "平廄平平廄" and the couplet is "平廄廄平平". It can be seen that this couplet is still not good."
Li He sneered: "Humph! Since it is absolute, let me see how you are right!"
Qin Hao asked: "I don't know... have you ever been to the Songhua River? When you were on a night tour of the Songhua River... the pine trees in Jiangyan were inlaid with strings of colorful outline lights... For this situation, I only need to say 'Lamps inlaid with pines in Jiangyan'
'The description can be just right, the five elements, part of speech, level, and artistic conception are all consistent... The five elements are absolute and have been passed down for hundreds of years. In fact, it is nothing more than that!"
Wan Mubai and everyone fell silent. After thinking for a moment, Wan Mubai shouted: "Okay! Wonderful, wonderful! It's absolutely...absolute!"
Li He had a dejected look on his face...but he didn't give up!
"You come this time..."
Qin Hao was not polite and said directly: "Zhejiang, Zhejiang, the three towers in front of the Three Pagodas Temple, tower, tower, tower!"
Li He's expression changed...because this was an absolute, back in the Ming Dynasty...
Xie Jin, a talented scholar from the south of the Yangtze River, visited the Three Pagoda Temple in Zhejiang with his friends. The friend immediately said: "There are three pagodas in front of the Three Pagoda Temple in Zhejiang, Zhejiang, pagodas, pagodas, pagodas." As a master of couplets, Xie Jin was looking for suitable couplets.
, for several months, almost staying up all night. Even though he was thinking so hard, he could no longer say half a sentence. It turned out that his sentence was: "Beijing, Beijing, Mount Wutai"
Go up to the five-story platform..." Although the half-sentence of this couplet is quite good, because the end of the sentence uses three consecutive "ta" characters to describe "Three Pagodas Temple", and the end of the couplet should be treated accordingly.
, it is necessary to use five "Tai" characters in a row to describe "Five-story Terrace", so that it cannot be compared with the sentence. As far as the author knows, because the background of this sentence is so special, the couplet is still used today.
"absolute".
Li He pointed at Qin Hao: "Boy! You can do it... You win this round, let's do it again! It's my turn..."
"Dongta Temple, Dongpo Pavilion, Dongpo boils the snow, and the snow auspicious year brings good fortune."
Qin Hao replied: "Beside the West Lake, there is Xiling Society. I read books in Xiling. The calligraphy and paintings are wonderful."
"Okay..." Wan Mubai shouted...
Li He's face turned red... He never thought that this kid was really a bit ink...
"It's my turn again..." Qin Hao thought for a while: "Well! Come here... the province is called Qian Province, the river is called Wujiang, and the god is called Heishen. Why is it that the land is close to the south but occupies the north?"
Li He was dumbfounded, how could this kid know so many absolutes?
According to historical records, during the Jiaqing period of the Qing Dynasty, Li Zongfang, the Minister of Rites, once wrote a couplet at the Wujiang ferry outside Zunyi City, Guizhou. The couplet said: "The province is called Qian Province, the river is called Wujiang, and the god is called Heishen. Why is it that the place is close to the south but occupies the main color in the north?
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The words Qian and Wu in the sentence both mean black, and in terms of orientation, black is the main color representing the north. So why is the name of Guizhou Province, located in the southern tip of my country, the name of its province, the name of the river, and the name of the god? What about the black name of Heilongjiang in the north? Faced with such a sentence, it is indeed very difficult to answer it correctly. It is said that no one could get this couplet right for a long time.
However, recently, there has been a couplet, which goes like this: "The cliff is called Hongya, the water is called Chishui, and the village is called Danzhai. It is just because people nostalgic for the ancient country that it is famous in this generation." Looking at this couplet, the couplets are basically neat.
The pronunciation is basically in rhythm, and it seems that the coupletist has really put a lot of effort into it. However, it is difficult to say whether the names of Guizhou's province, rivers, and gods are all in black for the sake of gaining a good name.
Li He shook his head: "I can't stand it..."
Qin Hao smiled and said: "You damn, find a topic by yourself, and you will lose no matter how you play! Do you still have the nerve to continue playing?"
Li He was so angry that his mouth and nose were filled with smoke. This kid was really difficult to deal with...
"Boy, you do know a lot of things, but... these are all leftovers from the ancients. Do you dare to play against me on the spot and then PK~!"
Qin Hao smiled: "Let's pk again! Old guy, you are so cool! I'm afraid you will be knocked out by K.O. in a while, and I can't bear it! Hahaha..."
"Hmph!~" Li He looked at a stewed pot in front of him and said at that time: "There it is...the pot is round and red, and the stew is boiling on the flame!"
"The skin on the face is green, and there is smoke in the center of the belly and lungs..." Qin Hao teased the other party. Indeed, Li He was so angry that his mouth and nose were filled with smoke, and his face turned green. He was not willing to accept it! He looked again
All around...
"The windows are bright and clean, and eight people are enjoying food at the table!"
Qin Hao chuckled: "You have black eyes and a dirty face, and you just say shit to me!"
"You..." This guy covered his heart: "Boy! You... you dare to scold me! Well... yes! I will kill you!"
"In the private room, tigers are roaring, dogs are barking, and little Qin Hao is selling his literary talent. It's so funny..."
"In front of everyone, the dragon is crowing, the pig is barking, the old and immortal pretending to be a slut, it's ridiculous..."
Li He compared himself to a tiger, compared Qin Hao to a dog, and scolded Qin Hao for showing off his literary talents. But Qin Hao was not to be outdone. He compared himself to a fierce dragon and the other party to a stupid pig, and said that this guy
This old man pretends to be a scholar and a poet. This makes Li He angry. He has a master's degree and is said to be so unworthy...
"You...you...I..." Li He was completely anxious!
He suddenly remembered the curse word in the movie... But this guy was so confused that he directly used the phrase "the guy with the upper hand" said...
Li He: "Plant a tree on your grave!"
Qin Hao: "There are fish in your bathtub!"
Li He: "The fish fat and fruit are ripe and go into my belly!"
Qin Hao: "The fish fat and fruit are ripe and go into my belly!"
Only then did he realize that he had misremembered the route, and an angry Li He continued to curse: "You little bastard, I have a master's degree, will I lose to you, a piece of trash, a waste?"
Qin Hao also directly retorted: "You old fool, I, a handsome young man, will lose to you, a disabled and mentally retarded person?"
Is this right? Everyone was speechless. Li He lost control: "I...I, I, I...you...you, you, you..." Immediately, Li He continued: "You! You are just a little bastard...
…little bastard…”
Qin Hao curled his lips: "Do you want to scold someone? I'm here to accompany you...you old man...don't think I don't know your glorious history. When you were three years old, you peeped at women taking a bath; when you were four years old, you forced women to do so."
Watching you take a shower; befriending a dog when you were five years old, having sex with a pig when you were six years old, selling your own mother as a chicken when you were seven years old, just to buy a game console and have fun at home.
While still pretending to be stupid, you shouted slogans
'Little bully, you have endless fun!' You were so angry that your father became a monk and became a monk. When you were eight years old, you heard that your father was molesting an old nun in the nunnery in the temple, and then he was beaten to death by the old Taoist priest. Your father was dying.
It's time to say the last thing
In one word, he is a stinky Taoist priest who dares to compete with me for his master's wife...' and then died. When you were nine years old, you were tired of having sex with a few foreigners and died in bed.
Ma..."
"You...you...you..." Li He was so angry that he fell to the ground and had a heart attack. Qin Hao curled his lips and said: "You have such little mental quality to play with me? Damn it!"
Your whole family came over to scold you, and I scolded you so much that your whole family hanged themselves together! Bah..."