Dang-dang-dang... there was a knock on the door, and a woman's voice came from inside...
"Come in..."
Qin Hao pushed the door open and went in. As soon as he entered, Qin Hao saw a female interviewer sitting there. Of course, he was the only interviewer...
She was busy doing her work with her head down. She looked up and then froze: "You are... the person that Mr. Yue greeted, right?"
"Mr. Yue? Is it Yue Xinyi or Yue Ruyi?"
Qin Hao thought, but did not blurt out the question, but nodded: "I guess..."
Uh... The woman was speechless. What kind of answer was that? But Mr. Yue said that the person who applied for the job was a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. He was quite handsome and dressed quite plainly! (It's called plainness in a good way.)
, to put it bluntly, he is just a country bumpkin...)
"You must be right! By the way, what's your name? Didn't you bring your resume?"
"My name is Qin Hao! As for what you want to bring? What about the ball?"
Uh... The woman was speechless. This kid really didn't understand anything! There was no way, it seemed like he didn't bring anything and came empty-handed! This woman was surprised, how could Mr. Yue introduce such a person?
Duo Qipa is here? Could it be... could it be... a distant relative? He couldn't be an illegitimate child... Thinking of this, the woman quickly shook her head: "You can't think randomly! You can't guess, this is wrong..."
The female interviewer started to get down to the topic: "Qin Hao, right? Can I ask, what are your specialties?"
Qin Hao looked at himself and said proudly: "Does having long legs count?"
Pfft... The woman almost spit out a mouthful of blood. She was speechless. What kind of answer was this? She was so angry that she slapped the table and shouted: "What kind of specialty is this? I want it to be useful!~"
Qin Hao was dumbfounded. The other party actually said... "I want it"? (Nah... Qin Hao is such a weirdo. What he said was "I want something useful", but he just omitted the last three words...
…)
Qin Hao thought for a while, pointed to his own part weakly and said: "This thing is special, does it count?"
The woman's face suddenly turned red, and she turned red to the root of her neck. To be honest, this woman is quite beautiful. Qin Haojue's is at least much prettier than the crooked melons and cracked dates in the village.
That's right, women in the village are exposed to wind and sun all year round, so how can they have the nourishment of a white-collar life? But they also have shortcomings, that is, they sit in offices for a long time, and their health is obviously not as good as that of the aunts and uncles in the village...
If this were placed in the village at the foot of the mountain, she would be a peerless beauty! Qin Hao felt so happy teasing such a beauty...
This woman also wanted to call Qin Hao a "stinking hooligan" at that time, but after all, he was the person that Mr. Yue had greeted, so it was not easy to fall out with him directly...
"Me! I want to ask you, what kind of work do you do? Do you have any previous work experience?" The woman really couldn't stand Qin Hao's weirdness...
Qin Hao stared at the woman for a long time. The woman was stunned for a moment. Why was this guy staring at him?
After Qin Hao watched for a while, he actually said a long list of words that left the woman completely speechless...
"Me! I have a little knowledge of medical skills. I can see that you have a lot of small freckles on your face, but they are nothing! It seems that you used some method to cover them up. (How does Qin Hao know about BB cream?
Cosmetics and the like) However, although it can’t be seen from the outside, if you look carefully, you can still see it! It should be caused by the disorder of estrogen secretion in your body, beauty, look
You must be twenty-six or seventeen years old! You must be a workaholic and don’t have time to talk about a boyfriend. I would like to advise you, don’t work so hard. Your body is your own... You are already a bit dangerous as you are now.
The little butterfly spots are probably caused by some pathology in your ovaries... If you don't adjust it quickly, tsk tsk tsk... your problem may become bigger..."
"Uh... you!~" The female interviewer blushed and was speechless when Qin Hao said that. Qin Hao continued: "Beauty! Do you come here irregularly every month and don't have much time?
Is there a pattern to follow? This means you have a problem. Don’t ignore it.
Look! Your own health is very important... In addition, I can see from your face that you are often... self-conscious, right? Don't worry, or find a man to help you. If you are always like this, it will cause hormones in your body.
Secretion imbalance! Hahaha..."
"You..." The woman was completely helpless. She had never seen such a sharp guy! Calling him "sharp", I don't know if it was a compliment or a criticism...
Qin Hao could see so many things in just one look at a person, which made the woman feel helpless. She asked: "Then you can still see, am I still sick?"
Qin Hao walked over, and the woman was stunned: "What are you doing?"
Qin Hao said: "When seeing a doctor, the important thing is to look, hear and ask questions. I just look, but you don't even let me see clearly, and you still look at shit!~"
"Oh..." The woman nodded, but then she realized something was wrong: "No! Who are you calling a fart?"
Uh... Qin Hao smiled awkwardly. He walked around behind the woman and took a look behind her. The female interviewer deliberately straightened her posture, as if she wanted to show her best side.
Qin Hao nodded: "You should be working for a long time. Now your cervical vertebra is slightly convex, but it is not too serious. Your shoulders should also be sore from time to time, right? Is it sometimes when you move back and forth?
Will the bones make a creaking sound?"
Uh... the female interviewer didn't say anything, but she felt like being chosen, as if she was naked and visible to others... What's even worse is... she often feels self-conscious.
This kid can also see the pressure and physiological needs. It's really... embarrassing...
"Don't work so hard in the future, and pay more attention to rest. Sitting for a long time is not good for your lumbar spine. Try to keep your legs straight and don't twist them. Also, your legs seem to be at the knees.
It’s a bit convex, tsk tsk tsk…it’s a beautiful pair of big white legs. It would be even more perfect if there wasn’t this flaw here! But…no one is perfect, so don’t worry too much…”
"You..." The woman suppressed her anger...
"Your cervical spine and shoulder area are your biggest problems. Working so hard for a long time will not work! Relax yourself properly. Move around and relax for a few minutes every hour of work. Only then can you be healthy.
It’s capital…”
"Okay, okay...I'll just pay more attention to my health from now on. You'd better stop talking...let's talk about you, okay? If I remember correctly, you are the applicant, right?"
Uh... Qin Hao scratched his head awkwardly and sat back: "Sorry! Just now, I couldn't control myself and said a few more words! Haha... don't mind!~"
The woman smiled on the surface: "I don't mind!~" But in her heart...
"Damn it! Did you say a few more words? I am proud that you dare to say this. Do you not want to live anymore... I have to find an opportunity to strangle you to death... silence you!~"
"Now, can you tell me, what else can you do? We are not a traditional Chinese medicine hospital here, haha... nor is it a palace. When we are sick, we can just go to the hospital. Imperial doctors and the like are all in palace dramas! What are you doing now?
We are in the 21st century, not the Qing Dynasty, and we cannot travel back in time to be an imperial physician... So, be realistic! What else can you do besides this?"
Qin Hao shrugged: "I don't know anymore..."
Pfft... That woman really wanted to commit suicide. She couldn't stand such a weird god-level applicant...
"Why don't you ask Mr. Yue to introduce you to a position in a traditional Chinese medicine hospital in the city? Why do you have to come to this company? We are a trading company here, not selling medical equipment or traditional Chinese medicine.
It’s not even a medical center that treats illnesses and saves lives…”
The female interviewer seemed a little angry. She really couldn't stand this guy anymore...
Qin Hao smiled: "Hahaha... Sometimes, it's good to know some medical skills! At least, I can see that a certain beautiful sister does not look for a man, but relies on her fingers to solve the problem... Hahaha
!Don’t call me dirty! Those who study medicine must understand all aspects..."
"You...you, you, you..." The female interviewer's face was full of anger. She held it in for two minutes. Finally, the female interviewer compromised. This guy actually threatened herself. She had no choice...
"You have been hired...you can start working today, with six days off and one day off, no holidays, only a basic salary, no commission, one day's salary will be deducted for being late, and two days' salary will be deducted for absence! Do you want to do it or not..."
Qin Hao has a big mouth, this woman is really the female version of "Zhou Bapi"! But there is no way, who knows that he is in urgent need of a job now!
"Beauty, do you include food and accommodation?"
"The company will provide you with a meal at noon but not at night. You can apply to live in the company's dormitory, but you have to pay. Of course, it is more suitable than renting a house outside. The company dormitory is equivalent to renting a bed!"
"I have no money, can it be deducted from my salary?" Qin Hao said weakly.
The woman completely collapsed: "I've lost my mind...let me see God..."
…
In this way, Qin Hao finally found his first formal job in his life, what he did... unknown! In short, he is a jobless person, not a homeless person...
When she was about to go out, the woman stood up and ran over, grabbed Qin Hao's wrist, and stared at Qin Hao with a vicious look: "Little guy! If you dare to tell me what I am proud of! Hehehehe."
Humph... I will kill you and silence you!~"
Uh... Qin Hao had a cold sweat on his forehead: "Don't worry! Beauty! I will keep it secret. Of course, if you need it, I am a virgin and I am willing to sacrifice myself for you, beauty!~"
"You..." The female interviewer was completely petrified. She opened her mouth and couldn't say anything. Qin Hao hummed a little tune and left the room happily: "I smiled smugly~ I smiled smugly again."
A smile~ Laughing at the immortality of people in this mortal world..."