The waiter was called and after ordering, everyone waited agonizingly. Everyone had a small cup and drank some tea with the meal.
Originally such a dinner should be lively, but now the atmosphere is obviously very dull, and no one makes any movement.
Everyone was sipping tea, and Qin Hao suddenly said: "How about... I tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere during the fight?"
Li Yitian looked at the atmosphere between the two groups of people and it was so embarrassing. He was considered a "landlord" after all, and he had to show his friendship as a landlord. So no one was cheering for him, so he had to cheer for him. But he didn't expect that Qin Hao was not a landlord at all.
To activate the atmosphere, but to let the war escalate again...
With Li Yitian's support, Qin Hao stood up and started telling jokes.
"Let me tell you a funny joke! Once upon a time, there was a tortoise. He was originally on a chair, but he insisted on getting on the table, but the tortoise shell on his body was too heavy. Finally, he thought of a way and finally succeeded.
It’s on the table, do you know what’s going on?”
Everyone was silent, they felt that there was something in this kid's words.
Qin Hao laughed loudly: "Because he was slaughtered! Hahahaha... I will continue to ask you, why was this bastard slaughtered?"
Everyone was speechless again, and Qin Hao laughed again: "Because he was pretending and left the shell on the chair. Hahahahaha..."
Now, if someone doesn't understand, he is acting like a bastard. The other person has no intention of turning off the flames and is still provoking!
The policeman under Yi Yun's face turned green with anger. Now he really wanted to take out his gun and shoot this little brat to death. His lungs were about to explode.
After a while, the dishes were almost ready, and there was actually a tortoise soup. Qin Hao was delighted: "Oh, haha? Do you think this tortoise really fits my story? Hahahaha..."
The policeman was so angry that he bent his spoon. Qin Hao was so irritating.
Qin Hao stood up, stepped forward with a large spoon, and scooped a few spoonfuls of tortoise soup into his bowl. After taking a sip, he deliberately pretended to feel very happy, as if he was going to be in a state of ecstasy.
"It's great! The tortoise soup is so delicious! Not only is it great to drink the soup, but it's even more satisfying to kill the tortoise!"
Bang! As soon as he slapped the table, the man stood up, turned around and left. Qin Hao glanced at the other person and asked in a very "warm-hearted" tone: "Hey! Why don't you drink some soup before leaving?"
The boy was so angry that he stumbled when he went out. A dog gnawed on the mud and lay on the ground. Qin Hao shook his head helplessly: "Oh! How pitiful! Seeing that his companion was killed, tut tut tut...
...Sadness is always inevitable! Why bother being so devoted to it~"
Qin Hao actually sang happily. Yi Yun slammed his chopsticks on the table: "I won't eat it! Huh! Director Li, your friend is so eloquent! I'll think about the reaction when I get back."
Yes, I will praise you well and then promote this eloquent friend of yours!"
With that said, Yi Yun, Forensic Doctor Wang and others were about to leave.
Li Yitian has a bitter look on his face. Will the other party praise him? Will he promote Qin Hao? As long as he, Li Yitian, is not an idiot, he can hear what "irony" is!
"Captain Yi, Forensic Doctor Wang! Don't leave... This meal is just for you..."
After saying this, Li Yitian realized that he had made a mistake. Didn't he offend Qin Hao? But Qin Hao seemed to be very generous. He didn't care about this at all, and even followed Li Yitian's words.
How did Li Yitian know that Qin Hao did this on purpose? With three sentences or two, he made those sbs very angry. At the same time, he forced Li Yitian into his own camp. He used this "counterintuitive strategy" to
It would be useless for Li Yitian to get close to them. Now, Li Yitian is like singing a double act with Qin Hao...
Qin Hao slapped the table and startled everyone: "Captain Yi, aren't you too rude? This meal is for you, do you want to get out without paying for it? Do you want to?
Why? Do you support public funds for food and drink?"
Yi Yun couldn't afford to take this big hat off. The corner of his mouth twitched and he turned his head away: "Huh! I didn't arrange this meal."
Qin Hao asked Li Yitian: "Did you arrange this meal for Captain Yi?"
Li Yitian didn't know what Qin Hao wanted to express, so he fell into his trap unknowingly.
Nodding, Li Yitian said: "Yes!"
Qin Hao picked up a cup of hot tea, took a small sip, shook his head and said: "You are the person above Director Li. If someone arranges a meal for you, how can he do it without your consent? In the end, this is
You mean, pay the money and get out, otherwise... you won't be able to leave this hotel!"
"Oh? Are you threatening me? Do you know the consequences of threatening state law enforcement officers? Do you know..."
Suddenly, before the other party could finish speaking, Qin Hao poured the hot tea in the cup onto the other party's face. Yi Yun screamed because it was so hot that he could not imagine that the other party would dare to do this to him.
"It's a shame to call me crazy! Pay the money and get out! Don't affect my appetite!"
The two policemen under Yi Yun finally couldn't bear it anymore. They had long wanted to teach this arrogant boy a lesson!
"Boy! If you don't get spanked today, your face will be blooming, then you will... ah..."
Before he finished his cruel words, Qin Hao grabbed the opponent's wrist. The guy felt a huge force clamping his wrist. Then, Qin Hao kicked and kicked the opponent, and the opponent knelt down with a thud.
In front of myself.
"My dear grandson, you haven't celebrated the New Year yet! Are you going to kowtow to grandpa?"
The other person couldn't help it anymore and actually took out a gun. Qin Hao waved the tea cup in his hand and hit the other person's face with a bang. Then he rushed forward, grabbed the pistol, and pointed it at the other person's thigh.
"Bang" shot.
This guy actually dared to shoot! At this moment, everyone in the room was dumbfounded and couldn't say a word for a long time. Only the policeman who was shot was left covering his thigh and screaming.
"Don't worry! It's just a hit on the thigh. It won't kill you. Stop yelling nonsense or crying out loud. I'll shoot your bastard in the head!"
Qin Hao's threats really scared the other party, because Qin Hao had already raised his gun and pointed it at the other party's head.
"You madman, do you really want to kill someone?" Although Yi Yun yelled righteously, his heart was trembling now! What if this guy is really crazy and gives himself another shot... Ugh! What will be the consequences?
How terrible!
Qin Hao chuckled: "You're kidding! Okay, you three go pay the money, and the remaining two stay. After you pay the money, come back and take them away. If you leave directly, hiss...I
I really don’t know what I will do..." Qin Hao played with the gun in his hand: "Oh, by the way, let me tell you, I confiscated this guy's gun!"
The corner of Yi Yun's mouth twitched. He didn't want to fight with this lunatic anymore. He was a complete lunatic. Yi Yun just wanted to settle the money quickly and take people out of here. His subordinate was shot in the thigh. Although his life was not in danger,
Over time, it will cause considerable harm to his body.
He hurriedly went down to settle the payment, and called the waiter over to ask them to clean up the blood stains in the room.
Then, Yi Yun and others can get out...
The waiter looked at the blood on the ground and remembered the person who had just covered his thigh. He glanced at the people in the room and wondered, what are these guys doing?
Qin Hao seemed to notice the waiter's nervousness, and smiled to comfort her: "Little girl, it's okay, we are all police! The big brother just now was having fun, and his gun accidentally went off and hit him on the thigh, ugh.
! How many times have I reminded this guy that the safety on the gun must be checked, but this guy..."
It sounded like Qin Hao was complaining about his friends. This tone was so realistic that Li Yitian and others couldn't help but feel a chill in their hearts. This kid was so terrible. He was simply "playing with the dead without paying for it"!
After the waiter finished cleaning up, Qin Hao raised his glass and laughed with several policemen and said: "Don't be restrained, everyone, eat and drink well! It's Captain Yi's treat anyway, order whatever you want, order whatever you want... Hahahaha!"
"..."
This meal was really "turbulent" and "magnificent"! Yi Yun and the rest of the group were left disgraced after eating, and one of them went straight to the hospital. Uh... No, these poor guys seemed to have nothing more to do than drink.
Tea, not even a shit
He was full after just being angry. The saddest thing was Yi Yun, who didn't eat anything and still fucked up hundreds of dollars. But compared with that guy who Qin Hao said "the gun went off and hit him in the thigh"
Come on, he is not a hard-working fighter...
That night, Yi Yun and others took the wounded back to the town, saying that their companions were injured and the medical conditions here were not good. As for the investigation, Li Yitian would take care of it...
Li Yitian knew that the other party was going to file a complaint. If the case could not be solved, he, the police station director, would have nothing to do anymore...
When he went home in the evening, Li Yitian's wife had already prepared food for him. However, at the dinner party today, Li Yitian had already eaten. Plus, he was so depressed now, how could he still have the appetite to eat? He was about to eat shit!
"Old Li, what's wrong?"
Li Yitian sighed: "Alas! It's hard to explain in words! If two elephants fight, nothing will happen to them. All they will be trampled to death are little ants like us... Sigh..."
Li Yitian's wife obviously didn't understand what he meant.
…
That night, Qin Hao stayed in the guest house. Anyway, you don't need to pay for the phone bill here, so go ahead and make a call! I guess if Li Yitian had known in advance, Qin Hao had only stayed for two days, but the phone bill was charged in three figures.
If he doesn't have money, he won't let Qin Hao live in the guest house.
In the evening, Qin Hao and his beloved woman, Chuan Zi, chatted on the phone. This provincial long-distance call lasted more than two hours, and the number was dialed directly without any discount...
Alas! This Qin Hao is really a "pest". This thirteenth zodiac sign is really causing trouble wherever he goes...