When the call was connected, Lao Mo said breathlessly:
"Sleep, are you awake?"
Hearing that Lao Mo was breathing heavily, he asked:
"What are you doing? Plowing the land?"
Lao Mo gasped and responded:
"Why are you plowing the land? I'm running!"
I smiled and said:
"sure!
You worked hard all night last night and went for a run in the afternoon. You are in good spirits."
Lao Mo gasped a few more times:
"You, you think, you think I want it?
Still, it’s not like he ate that person’s Yuanyang Shou Dan.
I won’t talk nonsense to you anymore, my blood is boiling right now and I can’t stop working hard.
You, you can find out when you go to my master."
After saying that, Lao Mo hung up the phone.
Hearing what Lao Mo said, I was slightly stunned.
Ren Yuanyang Shou Dan.
So, my uncle has already verified that this stuff is edible.
What I lack now is life span, so if this thing can be eaten, that would be great.
It’s so satisfying to have whatever you lack.
I didn't hesitate, got dressed and went straight out of the shop.
Wanshou Hall is open.
When I came to the door, I found a guest.
I didn't go in, but stood outside and waited.
Uncle Master was seen inside, speaking to a greasy middle-aged man with a heavy back and a black leather bag:
"Boss Li, don't worry.
Please invite Pindao, the great god of the Three Altars of Haihui, back.
That dirty thing will definitely not bother you.
Your business rivals will definitely be eaten to death by you.
I guarantee you good fortune, good luck in everything, and peace in your family!"
The middle-aged man looked at the eight-armed Nezha statue and said with some confusion:
"Taoist Tang, I know what you are capable of.
But I heard, isn’t this Nezha not allowed to be invited?
It is even more inappropriate to enshrine it at home!
It is said that Nezha cut himself to death, cut off his flesh and returned it to his mother, and scraped his bones to return to his father.
Will he be too murderous and harm his family?"
Uncle Master waved his hand, as if the old god was there:
"Boss Li, your parents are gone, so you can't talk about Grams.
Besides, you said your business rival was born in the Year of the Dragon.
He has a dragon tattooed all over his back and a green dragon tattooed on his shoulders.
This means authority, dignity, and boundless wealth.
Naturally, it overwhelms you.
If you want to suppress this person, you have to invite me, the eight-armed Nezha, back.
Nezha always fights the dragon whenever he encounters it, and specializes in picking out the dragon's tendons.
As long as you live a good life and make offerings.
Thinking about it, I will be successful in my career in the future!
In addition, Nezha has a murderous spirit and a high status.
Those dirty things can’t even enter your house, so it’s guaranteed to be safe.”
When the middle-aged man heard this, he seemed to be enlightened.
Everyone was surprised:
"Okay, okay, Taoist priest Tang is right.
He is so murderous that even ghosts are afraid of him.
And I'm going to pick on that damn dog's dragon tendons, and they'll always compete with me for business.
Taoist priest Tang, I invited this statue.
How much does tea cost?”
Uncle Master waved his hand:
“It’s not expensive, Boss Li is also a regular customer.
I'll give you eighty-eight thousand for a poor Taoist, and I'll give you a lot of money along the way!
You can leave a few more hairs and wear a peace charm on your body later.
In the evening, Pindao is doing a ritual for you.
I guarantee that Boss Li will have good luck in the next ten years."
Uncle Master spoke calmly and confidently, looking like a master from outside the world.
But what do I think about this statement? It sounds like someone trying to trick rich people into buying statues of gods.
It is similar to the incision my master used when he was still alive.
It's definitely okay to avoid ordinary dirty things.
But I really want to change my luck with a statue of God.
The business of raising little ghosts in Nanyang really has no market.
As long as you are an individual, you can have good luck by worshiping God, and there will be no suffering people in the world.
And that middle-aged man, after being fooled by his uncle, was stunned for a while.
I quickly swiped my card and paid 88,000.
Then, under the guidance of my uncle, I performed some rituals to invite the gods.
In the end, he smiled, hugged the statue, and left, and even took a photo with me.
After I saw the guests leaving, I entered the house.
When my uncle saw me, he immediately returned to his usual drowsy, drunken appearance:
"coming!"
"Uncle Master, what kind of boss was that just now? He just gave you 80,000 yuan?"
I asked curiously.
Uncle Master glanced at the Mercedes-Benz car driving away:
"Oh! The big boss of the factory.
We have some strength on our side.
But this person has done a lot of bad things, evaded taxes, and deprived many workers of their medical and social security expenses.
I was reported recently and was fined a lot of money.
He became suspicious and always felt like someone was trying to harm him.
At the same time, I want to improve my luck and prosper my career.
I just want to clear out my inventory.
So I threw the old Nezha to him."
Uncle Master finished speaking slowly and quickly, then picked up the gourd and took a sip of wine.
Even though he made 88,000 yuan, his uncle was not even the least bit surprised.
It seems that it is not money, but waste paper.
After hearing this, I said "Oh" and stopped thinking about the middle-aged boss...
After taking a sip of wine, Uncle Master burped:
"Xiao Qin, I have already heard from Xiao Mo about what happened last night.
I have tested those two Ren Yuanyang Shou Pills and they are safe to eat.
But you two are so courageous to ask for help."
When my uncle said this, I was a little confused. Isn’t it very effective?
"Uncle Master, if we do this, we not only get rid of the ghosts, but also gain opportunities! Isn't it great?"
Uncle Master's face darkened:
"What a good thing!
You have to know that there is a difference between yin and yang.
There is a boundary between the living and the dead.
Especially Taoist priests and yinza like us.
Identity is very sensitive.
One is the difference below, and the other is the way above.
Even you have the yin and yang talisman with you.
But he is still a living person, so he cannot have much to do with Yin Zha, let alone casual direct contact.
Down here, there are Yin laws controlling it.
This is to prevent Yin Zai from colluding with Taoist priests in the Yang world. Once Yin Zai turns a blind eye, it may disrupt the cycle of Yin and Yang.
And what the devil said is right.
It is possible to be punished for hiring an official without authorization and delaying the official duties of the official.
But fortunately nothing serious happened.
You two were so lucky to get a protective curse seal from the Four Yin Chaos."
When my uncle said this, I couldn't help but take a deep breath.
I really didn't expect that there was such a saying in this.
I heard the demons and monsters talk about it last night, and I thought they were just looking for something to talk about to get some benefits.
It turns out that you really can't just hire someone like this.
"Uncle, I remember everything."
I nodded and spoke.
After all, there are some rules and taboos that cannot be broken.
Even if I don't have bad intentions, these red lines are not something I can touch casually.
Uncle Master nodded:
"Well, just remember.
Don't be so reckless in the future.
Try not to come into direct contact with Yin difference.
Of course, except for the handsome guy like Bai Wuchang, who has a high position after all.
besides.
This Yuanyang Shou Dan is in the box, you can take it now.
It should be of great help to your body.
Come back, my uncle will assign you another task to help you stabilize your life..."