"Uh, this... makes some sense.1." Mu Ling was stunned by the words. The more she thought about it, the more she felt it was reasonable. Her originally surprised gaze was replaced by a hint of worship. At the same time, she was also puzzled, why did Ling Fan understand?
These?
But forget it, in her heart, Brother Ling Fan is right in everything he does. He is omnipotent, and he will not be embarrassed to lose to him. 1. Mu Ling comforts himself like this...
Soon, Ling Fan's cheeks were covered with medicinal paste. The medicinal paste was very strange. It looked sticky and applied to your face but was quickly dried. Then it seemed to be integrated with Ling Fan's skin.
, completely blended with the face.
Ling Fan laughed and reached out to rub his face, but he didn't rub anything off, as if this ugly black face was originally like him.
"Brother Ling Fan, is this really not harmful to you?" Mu Ling was still a little worried. She already knew that Ling Fan was disguising himself, but this method of disguising was too weird.
"Hear?" Ling Fan gave Mu Ling a blank look: "This is a good mask. Just apply it for a day. If you have wrinkles, your skin will be black and white immediately. It's very magical. When I go back, I'm going to get some for my mother.
,How about it? Do you want it too?"
"Ah, no." Mu Ling quickly covered her little face. She didn't believe Ling Fan's nonsense. Just this dark and ugly mud, and such a magical beauty effect?
You are not beautiful at all, so don’t bother yourself, okay?
Seeing Mu Ling's fearful look, Ling Fan smacked his lips, but he did not lie. This secret recipe was studied by Teacher Madu himself and tried it himself. Looking at Teacher Madu's appearance of tender skin, this thing is absolutely effective
ah.
Let Teacher Ma Du know that her secret recipe was disguised by Ling Fan. I wonder if she would refine a few special volcano pills so that this disciple who dared to insult her masterpiece would "enjoy" it!
Another pile of black mud was applied to his chin, but before the mud was completely dried, Ling Fan got a tuft of black beard from somewhere and stuck it directly to his chin.
When the black mud merged, the beard was firmly frozen on Ling Fan's face. He pulled it hard and made two "puff" sounds, but it did not fall off. Its firmness is invincible.
After sticking his beard, Ling Fan used black mud to apply some parts of his face. After a while, his originally smooth face was suddenly covered with wrinkles like chrysanthemums, showing a smile, that is, the chrysanthemums are in full bloom and the spring is on the verge of light.
Ejaculate.
"Brother Ling Fan, you look like a little old man, hahaha." Looking at Ling Fan's dark appearance, Mu Ling couldn't help giggling, but she was still reserved and just smiled for a while.
I held back and finally didn't let Ling Fan go wild.
What am I doing? It’s not for Feng'anfang Market. Do you think I’m willing to turn into this? Although we are not handsome, we are not adorable. Now, we have to pat our butt and flash people when we see ourselves!
After changing, Ling Fan had already put on a green Taoist robe, holding a plaque as tall as himself, with seven big words "It's not a god, it's a half immortal", which means please don't call me a god, I'm just a half immortal.
Such a bad banner. With the appearance of the old man and a slightly worn blue Taoist robe, Ling Fan looked like a very scammer when he just stroked his beard.
But his eyes were quite deep and noble, how could those scammers and thieves compare with him?
Mu Ling stared at Ling Fan's outfit curiously. If she didn't know that the person in front of her was her brother Ling Fan, she might not be able to recognize her. The effect of this disguise is too exciting, right?
What surprised Mu Ling even more was that Ling Fan was able to completely hide his breath and investigate. There was an ordinary fortune teller in front of him. Oh, sorry, he was Lord Banxian.
"Ahem." Ling Fan cleared his throat, straightened his waist, trying his best to make his voice look ethereal and mysterious: "Girl, can I still see this outfit?"
Puff!
Mu Ling finally couldn't help but laugh again, but Ling Fan was completely in the play at this time. He wanted to use Mu Ling to test him and adapt himself to avoid showing off his flaws. 1.*
So he said again: "The girl's smile is very strange."
"Oh? Please give me advice from Banxian." Mu Ling, who seemed to be infected by Ling Fan, was originally extremely shy and not good at joking, actually asked back according to Ling Fan.
"This smile comes from the heart, but the laughter is mixed with some kind of happiness and even secret joy. In my opinion, the girl must be in love with her heart." Ling Fan said seriously, and for some reason, suddenly said this company.
I was a little surprised.
As soon as I said that, I wanted to slap myself. What's going on? When did I become so shameless? I actually teased the beauty at this time? I vaguely remember that I didn't seem to have a good impression of women!
"Uh..." Mu Ling's laughter stopped in shock, a blush floated on her cheeks, and her heartbeat was hitting her mind.
The room was in a mess, and Ling Fan looked at Mu Ling who buried his head in his chest in a daze, and for a moment he became a little confused.
Bang!
With a crisp sound, Ling Fan slapped himself hard, then laughed at Mu Ling, who was at a loss, and pushed the door and stepped out directly. Only then did a warning come from a distance: "Wait here."
Me, come when I go, don't run around."
The words showed full of concern, which made Mu Ling feel warm in her heart. She stood there blankly and smirked, and she was also crazy...
When he came to the street again, Ling Fan found that many people were looking at him with interest, which made him sigh. With his personality, when he was fighting with others in a dignified manner, it was a pity that the situation forced him to be helpless.
Use some tricks.
Looking at the six capable guards outside the office, Ling Fan knew that this time the matter was probably not simple, and even the guards were blinded, which showed how amazing General Yuan was.
"Stop 1," with a loud shout, our half immortal was stopped by the guards: "This is a confidential military location, and idle people are not allowed to approach, so leave quickly."
"Military Secret Service?" Ling Fan was amused. The military matter was handled by the royal family. When will it be your turn?
"I have traveled here since I was far away and found that there is a deep yin energy here, and I am afraid there will be a bloody disaster. The so-called "seeing without obstructing" is a taboo in my immortal family, so I came to eliminate the disaster for you."
Ling Fan was polite and looked like a fairy who was righteous and transcendent to the world. The half-immortal sign was swaying in front of the guards, quite conspicuous.
"Hey, where did the scammers come from? I dare to say that the city host office has a bloody disaster. With your words, you can arrest you and lock it up for a few months, do you believe it?"
"What are you talking about to him? Go back and forth, don't wander in front of the uncle's eyes."
These soldiers were still calm. Facing Ling Fan, the super liar, they just scolded him twice, and they didn't even move their steps. They obviously didn't care about Ling Fan, and their words were just for driving flies.
"Oh." Ling Fan sighed, but did not leave, his eyes fell on the guard ranked first in the left front: "The eyes seem to have spirit, but in fact the qi and blood attack the heart. Do you often feel bloating and painful in the lower abdomen? Every time it rains at night, it's raining
, Intestines seem to be entangled in the lower abdomen, and it is indescribable to feel uncomfortable. You are looking for a doctor and asking for advice. You have asked the doctor for guidance, saying that you are afraid of cold and cold. You prescribed some herbs, but you have taken them for several years but have not improved. Occasionally
I also found one or two pills, but it only solved the pain for a while. You must be very surprised, why is there no doctor for this disease?”
After a long discussion, several guards almost attacked Ling Fan directly, but the guard who was named became bigger and bigger the more he heard it, and finally his body trembled.
He stopped other guards because every word from the half-immortal Lord in front of him hit his weakness.
The lower abdomen was bloating and painful, and it was even more painful on rainy nights. The feeling was that the intestines were wrapped around, and it was hard to explain, and it was unexplained. 1. It was a serious disease that had accompanied this person for three years. He visited all the people.
Famous doctors say that they are afraid of cold and cold, and the medicines they prescribe are similar, but none of them are really effective.
He did try to take some pills, which had some effect at first, but it didn't work later. That evil disease was the pain of this person's life. Unexpectedly, Banxian just took a look and exposed it all, and listened to what he said
Yan seems to know the real cause of his evil disease, so can he be cured?
If it weren't for the public's eyes, he would even kneel down and ask Ling Fan for advice. Oh my God, how could he easily drive away after finally meeting a real half-immortal?
"Sixth Brother, what's wrong with you?" Seeing this person's excited appearance, the other five people looked at each other, quite puzzled. Another guard beside him asked.
Before the so-called Sixth Brother answered, Ling Fan flashed to the guard who asked the question: "The waist is not straight, and there is a twist. It's a pity."
Hearing this, the man's heart moved, but shouted loudly: "Jianghu liar, what are you saying pitiful? What a pity? If you don't say it clearly, I'll ruin you today!"
This scene surprised the other five people. The boy was named Maodan. He was gentle and had a very peaceful mentality. Why did the half-immortal make him so excited by just one word? There must be a problem with this.
"Every summer, if the temperature exceeds twenty-five, you will feel a faint pain in your waist, like being burned by fire, and you have to use ice to cool it down. You have only the ability, but you have to rest in the summer. Isn't it pitiful?
”
Ling Fan seemed to have completely entered the role, and continued to fool him deeply and ethereally: "It's a pity that it's not you, but your charming wife. Isn't it a pity to spend the summer alone every year?"
As soon as this said, the audience was in an uproar. No wonder, no wonder, it turned out that this kid had such a strange disease. No wonder every summer, this kid's wife is always listless and sexy everywhere. So that's it, so that's it!
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