Naturally, Chang Miao didn't eat the pickles made by Xu Tong. He was in a hurry to poop. He finally managed to collect all the poop in several villages under Beimang. If he was lazy, he would be robbed by others.
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So Chang Miao took one look at it and went out to poop without thinking much. She didn't even notice that the water tank was shaking slightly.
Xu Tong squinted as he watched Chang Miao leave, then turned to look at the meat balls soaked in oil in the water tank. I wonder if it was because of the rapeseed oil that the red meat balls had now turned into
Dishes.
"Who are you??" he tried to ask. He was sure that this guy was not a human being. Even if he was an evil person, he wouldn't have turned himself into this.
After Rouqiu struggled in the vegetable oil for a while, he finally turned into a villain again, but instead of answering Xu Tong's question, he pointed at him and cursed.
Xu Tong punched him down, and immediately smashed him into a meat ball. When he poked it with his finger, he found that the meat ball was quite soft and waxy when he poked it, and it was also very elastic. It would take a long time to make a hole after it poked a hole.
Slow healing, this made him come up with a bold idea.
Silently he put his hand down and took out a big and thick...rolling pin.
It's a pity that the fool is not here, otherwise I might not be tired even after playing for a whole day.
While he was playing, he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from behind him: "Hey, we're already playing now??"
When Xu Tong turned around, he realized that his master had been standing behind him at some point, and from what his master said, he seemed to know the origin of this thing.
"When did you come back!"
Seeing the master coming back, Xu Tong hurriedly moved the chair over, picked up the thermos bottle and poured a cup of hot water for the master, and put it on the table. Instead of asking about the origin of this thing, Xu Tong asked the master why he came back now: "Did you come back yesterday?"
Where are you going tonight??”
Xue Gui took a sip of hot water from the cup, put the cup aside, and said casually: "Make some room for you, otherwise this thing will always follow behind your butt. On the other hand, if your hands are itchy and you don't feel satisfied, just go
Let’s see some old friends and send them down early to enjoy their happiness.”
Good guy, it was obviously a matter of murder and arson, but when it came to the Master's words, it seemed like he was doing good things to others, relaxed and natural, without asking for anything in return.
But after hearing the master's words, Xu Tong looked back at the water vat behind his butt: "So, this thing has been following me for a while?"
"In just two days, I started following you from the moment I brought you out of the train station. I thought it would be better to have a long-term pain than a short-term pain. I gave him a chance and turned him into this without thinking about you."
As he spoke, the master curiously put his head into the water tank, looked at the meatballs, and joked: "Look, you know I've discovered you a long time ago, but you still haven't got some brains, I can make it my own
Will my disciples suffer a loss?"
After hearing this, the meat ball began to squirm in the tank.
Xu Tong stood aside and listened, and couldn't help complaining: "Master, you didn't remind me earlier. You just wasted my pot of broth. I was planning to make some noodles for you at noon."
In fact, this guy's ability to imitate is really vivid, and Xu Tong is not familiar with Lai Da, so this guy almost got through.
But success depends on being big, and failure depends on being big. The reason why he was discovered by Xu Tong was because he imitated the wrong person.
Because Gao Zhuo had just told him last night about beating up Lai Da, and here Lai Da actually appeared next to him unscathed. Isn't this a point question?
The master said nonchalantly: "Then let's go out to eat. I'm in a good mood today. Let's go eat on the water table. As for this thing that is neither human nor ghost, it is just a bit of a Taoist resentment at best. There are too many of these things in the Yin and Yang Dao. You have it.
It smells like hell, but it can't hurt you."
After the master's reminder, Xu Tong suddenly remembered that he had a BUFF blessing, which increased the damage to ghost creatures by 300%. This BUFF could only last for thirty hours, so Xu Tong never took it to heart.
With.
No wonder this guy looks so awesome, but turns out to be a paper tiger. I’m afraid the reason is precisely because of the existence of this underworld BUFF.
Sure enough, Rouqiu immediately became honest as soon as he heard the word "huangquan".
"However, this thing following you seems to have some cause and effect with you. It is not that simple to eradicate it completely."
After the teasing, the master's expression became serious and he spoke seriously.
"His! Cause and effect..."
Hearing this reminder from his master, Xu Tong immediately realized the origin of this thing, which was [Polypoma]. He remembered that when he was struck by lightning, the prop book had reminded him of it. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but
I calmly called out the props book and looked through the historical information, and sure enough, there was this piece of news.
"Warning! If the [Polyp Tumor] is damaged, you will suffer backlash from the fleshly spirit."
It seems that the master's reminder is indeed correct. This thing does have some cause and effect with him. The master must have seen this level before sending himself into the underworld. While healing himself, he also allowed himself to experience the taste of the underworld.
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"Well... Master, this wave is indeed in the atmosphere!"
Xu Tong silently gave a thumbs up and began to admire his master more and more. He stepped forward and pinched his shoulders: "Then what do you do with this thing?"
The master glanced at the thing in the water tank, squinted his eyelids and whispered: "This thing is useful, I will give you a trick, you put it away!"
"Received?"
Xu Tong was about to ask, but his master quickly covered his mouth and said with a smile, "No rush, we'll talk about it tonight, let's go eat first."
As he spoke, the master threw a piece of yellow paper from his sleeve. The paper turned into a small paper mountain in mid-air. After falling into the tank, Xu Tong heard a scream coming from the tank.
When I got closer and took a look, I saw that the thing had been crushed into a meat pie by an invisible force and could not move.
"Let's go!!"
The master urged Xu Tong to hurry up. It seemed that the master was really hungry. Xu Tong asked curiously on the way. Only then did he know that after the master cleaned up the beggar gang yesterday, he ran non-stop to the old city and found
He found a group of strangers hiding in the homes of residents in the old city and killed them easily.
Then he began to search, and spent a whole night searching for the dens of strangers hiding in residents' homes. The master found four in one night, and he didn't miss any of them.
To say the least, I killed a dozen strangers that night. Like a cat addicted to catching mice, it didn't stop until daybreak.
Seeing that the master's face was still somewhat excited, Xu Tong's heart felt numb. He knew very well that there is a saying that wherever there is oppression, there is resistance.
The master has only been in L City for a few days. On the first day, he rescued himself in public and killed two famous seniors. On the second day, he destroyed the Beggar Gang and closed Feng Lai Tower. On the third day
Then he began to massacre the strangers hiding in the old city.
At this speed, I am afraid that before the Beimang Conference starts in a month, the master will wipe out their regiment.
If I were Senju and others, I would probably be unable to sit still at this moment.
As if aware of the doubts on Xu Tong's face, the master stretched out his hand and gently swept away the dust on his clothes and said: "What, do you think the master did something wrong?"
Xu Tong was startled and shook his head blankly. He didn't know how to answer this question. He vaguely felt that if the master did this, he would definitely provoke a crazy counterattack from the strangers in the world. As the saying goes, being too strong is easy to break, but the master does not need to be so tough.
come.
Seeing his blank eyes, the master nodded: "Son, let me ask you a question. What do you think is the biggest in the world?"
Xu Tong frowned slightly. He had heard Mr. Song explain this question before, so he answered without thinking: "The rules are the biggest."
After hearing this answer, the master nodded happily.
As he walked, he said: "Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors up to now, everything, everyone, and all walks of life have their own rules. Those industries without rules will only appear briefly and then disappear from people's sight."
"So you destroyed the beggar gang because they stopped following the rules??" After hearing what the master meant, Xu Tong probably understood something in his heart and said tentatively.
"Yes, there are no rules or squares. As the saying goes, Tao, Dharma, Techniques, and Utensils, Tao is ranked first as the direction, Dharma is ranked second as the rules, and Techniques are means, and utensils are tools. Nowadays, there are strangers in the world, and Tao is ignored.
They are doomed to fail if their methods are weak, their skills and tools are practical, and they try to use means and tools to change the rules and directions."
The master couldn't help but look at Xu Tong: "Didn't you also say at the station that they are all the dregs of the old era? Yes, since they are the dregs of the old era, they should stay in this old era and disappear with the wheel of history.
, is their destination, and this is the best ending."
Xu Tong listened blankly to his master's words, and subconsciously thought of the old monk at Baima Temple, and couldn't help but said: "Smash the real Buddha and get rid of the demons in your heart."
When the master heard this, his face suddenly became shocked, his eyes gradually became hot, and he slapped him hard with his palm, almost knocking Xu Tong to the ground. He only heard him say with excitement: "Well said,
Well said, smash the Buddha of reality and get rid of the demons in your heart, hahahaha."
The master had not laughed so heartily for a long time. He was as stunned as a demon, and he kept repeating: "Smash the Buddha of reality and get rid of the demon in your heart."
This frightened Xu Tong beside him, thinking that the master might have gone crazy, right?
It was somewhat difficult for him to understand why these words made Master so happy, but seeing the sincere pride on Master's face, he couldn't help but feel deeply encouraged.
It seems that Master, like the old monk from White Horse Temple, has unique views and thoughts on this era. I wonder if the two of them could meet...
Just as he was thinking about it, the master finally regained his composure. Xue Gui felt indescribably comfortable. He thought that his trip was destined to be an outrageous move that would make everyone in the world angry.
But when he heard these words, the master realized that there were people who had the same idea in the world. These words had far-reaching meanings and were a recognition of what he had done. They were like a big flag, a slogan, and a mission.
Famous recognition has extraordinary significance to Xue Gui.
Xue Gui, who was in a good mood, walked forward with a smile and grabbed Xu Tong's wrist: "Come on, let's have a big meal. After the big meal, I will teach you how to worship the mountain buckle!"