Chapter 84: Ghost Coffin (Sorry for being a little late.)
The young man in black has long black hair and standard facial features, making people think he is a girl at first glance.
There was a toothpick in his mouth, and he looked decadent and lazy, giving people a very bad feeling all over his body.
When Xu Tong heard this, he couldn't help but slowly raised his head and looked above his head for a long time.
It wasn't until Ji Feiyu couldn't help but glance upwards that he frowned and said, "What are you looking at??"
Xu Tong said without looking back: "It depends on the weather."
"Weather??" Ji Feiyu chewed a toothpick disapprovingly. He had never heard of the weather being able to be seen in a ghost market.
But then Xu Tong slowly lowered his head, patted his chest, and said with a frightened look: "It's okay, it's fine. Otherwise, if I were so close to you, I would be afraid of thunder and hurting me."
"What do you mean??"
Hearing this Ji Ji's rumor, his expression suddenly became unnatural. Why are you cursing someone in a roundabout way?
Xu Tong grinned, ignoring Ji Feiyu's angry eyes, and walked into the door of the ghost coffin shop.
Although the store may not look big on the outside, the space inside is much larger than he thought.
Coffins are neatly placed around. What is surprising is that the coffin lid of each coffin is made of crystal.
He could see all kinds of people lying inside, no! Not only people, he even saw a snow-white fox. The fox had a slender and graceful body, and its hair was as pure as snow, and this fox actually had three tails.
When I looked again, I saw a note written on the side of the coffin.
[Lend me three years of longevity, and I will promise you three lives of wealth.]
I don't know if it was an illusion, but the eyes of the fox in the coffin suddenly flashed a flash of green light, and it seemed that he opened his eyes in an instant.
"How about it? I haven't seen it or heard of it, country bumpkin!"
Before he could take a closer look, Ji Feiyu had already walked up to Xu Tong and put his arm casually on the coffin, pointing at the coffin here: "Here are all rare treasures, all of which are unpolluted souls in the netherworld.
Hard to buy, priceless and marketless.”
Xu Tong frowned for a moment, but soon relaxed, grinned at Ji Feiyu, and replied with only two words: "Haha!"
Then he turned around and looked at the other coffin.
Lying quietly in this coffin is a woman dressed in white. The woman has curved eyebrows and long eyelashes trembling slightly. Her fair and flawless skin shows a faint pink. Lying in the coffin, she is lifelike, as if she is just sleeping.
It's the same thing.
There is a line of small words written on the outside of the coffin: "I wish to have the person of my heart, and we will never be separated until we grow old."
Xu Tong narrowed his eyes and slowly moved his face closer to the coffin, as if he was fascinated by something.
"Ha! Honest!!"
Ji Feiyu stood behind Xu Tong, and when he saw Brother Zhu's appearance, he couldn't help but despise him, but at the same time, he couldn't help but have some expectations in his heart, and couldn't help but induce him:
"Brother, if you want a wife or not, this is a ready-made one. As long as you sign your name on the side, from now on, she will be your wife. She will never leave you, work hard and never complain. And such stunning beauties are rare."
However, as soon as Ji Feiyu finished speaking, Xu Tong slowly took out a tissue, wiped it on the crystal coffin lid, turned around and threw the tissue to the young man, frowned and said with disgust: "Your family doesn't do anything
Is it hygienic? There is such a big fly droppings on it."
Ji Feiyu was stunned for a moment, then picked up the tissue and took a look, and immediately said angrily: "Shit, this is obviously just a small flying insect."
"That's not hygienic either."
"How is it possible? This is just a coincidence."
"hehe……"
"What are you hehe??"
“Unhygienic!”
About ten minutes later, Ji Feiyu finally covered his forehead helplessly and waved his hand: "You can do whatever you want!" It was obvious that he no longer wanted to tangle with the guy in front of him on this issue.
Seeing him looking like he had defeated the rooster, Xu Tong seemed a little unhappy, but soon he noticed a special coffin.
This coffin is different from other coffins in that it does not have a crystal lid. The dark coffin lid has the word "evil" written in cinnabar.
What's even more strange is that as soon as he got close to the coffin, the resentful spirits in the prop book immediately began to stir.
He seemed to be very interested in the contents of the coffin.
"That thing is not for sale!" Ji Feiyu said with a dark face: "The guy inside is a Major Japs."
"Devil?"
Xu Tong turned his head curiously: "Then why can't you sell it? Selling to the Japanese is no better than selling..." As he said this, his eyes glanced at Ji Feiyu, and finally stared at Ji Feiyu's butt.
"You are looking for death!!"
Ji Feiyu's face turned cold and his tone immediately became unkind.
Seeing Ji Feiyu's increasingly unkind expression, Xu Tong couldn't help but widen his eyes, considered them for a moment, and his eyes suddenly became moist, and he choked and said:
"No, I just think your unruly appearance is very similar to a friend of mine... Well, you may not know how good our relationship is. I haven't seen him for a long time, and seeing you...
Things miss people... I miss him!"
Seeing his sincere expression, Ji Feiyu couldn't help but calm down a little, but then he thought: "Isn't that right? What does it mean to see things and miss people? Is this guy scolding me?"
Just when Ji Feiyu was about to argue with Xu Tong, a long bell rang. Ji Feiyu suddenly thought of something. He looked up at the time on the clock and shouted "Oh no!". He no longer bothered to argue with Xu Tong, turned around and rushed out the door.
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I picked up the door panel and hurriedly closed the store door. Maybe I was too anxious, so the last two door panels were inserted in the wrong order, and a gap as wide as my thumb was exposed.
Ji Feiyu wanted to pull it out and plug it in again, but then a scream suddenly came from outside the door.
"Bang bang bang..."
The sound of chopping meat could be heard on the street, which made Ji Feiyu's heart tighten. He raised his head and looked sideways, only to see a shop not far away from him. He didn't know when it had opened.
A bald man with a stubble on his face was holding a meat cleaver in his hand, cutting into pieces one by one. With each cut, flesh and bone flew everywhere and blood splattered everywhere.
When he looked again, he saw a bloody human head placed on the bald display board. It was none other than the guy who had just been frightened by Xu Tong and knocked him against the door and fainted.
As if aware of Ji Feiyu's gaze, the bald head raised his head and looked over. When he saw Ji Feiyu, the bald head was stunned for a moment, and then his whole face twisted up. He pulled out the machete on the display board and walked towards it.
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Seeing the butcher with a fierce look on his face coming towards him, Ji Feiyu's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he didn't know how he had offended this guy.
Just when I was wondering, I looked back and found that there was a piece of paper hanging above my head. On it was a crooked drawing of a little man shouting, and there were four words below.
(ノ￣▽￣): “Come and chop me!”
"hiss!!"
Seeing this piece of paper, the veins on Ji Feiyu's forehead bulged, and his blood pressure almost reached Tianling Gai. He grabbed the paper and threw it on the ground. He didn't even bother to straighten the wrong door panel, and hurriedly put the last one in place.
The door panel is plugged in.
As soon as the door panel was plugged in, a huge slamming sound was heard, and a big knife struck the door panel, which split the two-finger-thick door panel into pieces.
"Boom, boom... open the door! Little bastard, you have the guts to provoke, why don't you have the guts to open the door? Open the door for me, and see if I don't chop you into dumpling fillings! Open the door!"
There was a deafening banging sound on the door, and the punches came down one after another, as if they were not hitting the door, but hitting Ji Feiyu's heart.
Looking at the instigator again, I found that this guy was actually leaning against the table, with his hands clasped in his arms, and a paint pen in the corner of his mouth. He imitated Ji Feiyu's previous decadent look and tone and said: "You don't do any business that comes to me.
Hey...brother, you can't make a fortune like this!"
Ji Feiyu stared at Xu Tong blankly, and suddenly felt that he was so unlucky. Why did he provoke this madman?
,Aren’t you looking for death??”
"I know, but I want to buy this coffin."
Xu Tong pointed to the coffin with the word "fierce" written on it.
Ji Feiyu was speechless: "Then why did you provoke him??" As soon as he finished speaking, the entire door panel began to shake violently, and the banging on the door became more and more urgent.
This made Ji Feiyu wonder if the bald head outside continued to shake, and his shop would collapse.
Xu Tong said with a smile: "If he comes in and kills you, I can justifiably take the coffin away. This is called zero-yuan shopping. It's the latest consumption method in the United States. I've never seen it or heard of it, you country bumpkin!"