The fool warmly invited me, but the monk was so squinty that he could hardly see at the moment: "Amitabha, this... is not good."
Seeing this, Xu Tong immediately pushed the fat monk to sit down: "Since we are destined to meet, it is just a matter of having a pair of fast children."
It's just a matter of having an extra pair of fast sons. This sentence is definitely one of the most humane words in China in ancient and modern times.
Sure enough, when the fat monk heard these words, it was hard to refuse.
Moreover, the food in front of him was indeed so delicious that it made the monk's index finger twitch when he smelled it, and water formed under his tongue.
So he took the bowl half-heartedly.
Xu Tong also enthusiastically brought a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
Now the fat monk was not polite. He held the bowl and quickly started to taste it, nodding his head crazily in praise while eating.
"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's really delicious. This is the first time that a poor monk has eaten such delicious chilong meat! And this dragon rice porridge is simply the best in the world."
As soon as the fat monk opened his mouth, Xu Tong and others couldn't help but feel a little bit in their hearts.
The reason why Xu Tong was so kind was entirely because of Fool. Although Fool didn't talk much, he never cheated himself. He even always gave himself a big surprise every critical moment.
Furthermore, the appearance of a monk in this place is by no means an ordinary person.
I just didn't expect that when the other party opened his mouth, he not only accurately mentioned Chilong Meat, but he even knew about Dragon Rice.
Gao Zhuo couldn't help but ask: "Great Immortal, have you eaten all of these?"
Hearing this, the fat monk patted his belly and said to Xu Tong and others: "Hahaha, to tell you the truth, this Queen Mother's flat peach, elixir of life, Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit, Taishang Laojun's elixir, I
I’ve eaten them all.”
The fat monk scares people to death when he opens his mouth. If he has eaten all these toys, then the person in front of him has not become a Buddha or an ancestor?
Immediately after the fat monk's voice changed: "Old thief Du is the stingiest person. I begged for this Chilong Sheep several times but he refused to give it to me. I was still talking about it yesterday, and I will sacrifice it to him this time."
I just asked him for a favor, but I thought that my dream would come true today, and indeed my dream came true."
The underworld is vast, but it's hard to find a few people who call Du Ziren an old thief.
Not to mention Xu Tong, even the eldest princess and the old Taoist were a little confused.
I thought to myself that this monk really regarded himself as a Bodhisattva. If Du Ziren knew this, he might be able to skin him.
There are five ghost emperors in the four directions, and there are two ghost emperors in the other four directions, the chief and deputy. Only Du Ziren has the sole power of one party.
In terms of strength, he is the strongest among the five ghost emperors.
Last time Xue Gui took the eldest princess to Luofu Mountain, he had witnessed Du Ziren's ghost army with his own eyes. To put it bluntly, such an army placed anywhere would be enough to cause chaos.
The fat monk seemed to realize that he had said too much, and he quickly yelled: "Oh, I'm talking about the Du Zi Pain at the door of my house."
Everyone: "(?乛?乛?) Oh~ we understand!!"
However, no one in this gathering cared whether the fat monk's words were true or false. If they didn't eat this pot of chilong meat, all of it would end up in the fat monk's belly.
Immediately everyone started picking up the kuaizi and feasting on it.
Seeing how delicious everyone was eating, Lilith specially made another basket of rice cakes and fried five or six dishes.
Every dish makes people unable to stop eating.
Xu Tong also took out the wine stored in the Mei family, filled a large vat, and drank it all.
After finishing the meal, the fat monk burped. When he looked up, he saw Xu Tong and others sitting on the chairs nearby, all beginning to take a nap after the meal.
Xu Tong took out the hookah pipe, sat on a chair and took two puffs happily.
Gao Zhuo lay aside and said in the team channel: "Boss, this time the script world is just like a vacation, the real ball is comfortable!!"
“You don’t care about that monk??”
Chang Wusu squinted his eyes, as if he had fallen asleep.
"Ignore him for now. If such a person is willing to associate with us, we can treat him as a friend. If he doesn't want to, we can treat him as fate. We can't reach him by force."
Seeing this, the fat monk simply found a cool place to lie down and sleep, as if he had no intention of leaving.
Only when Lilith's cream cake was ready did everyone get up and enjoy this leisurely afternoon tea.
I saw the coffee pot at Lilith's hand bubbling. Xu Tong stretched out and sat next to Lilith. He took out paper and pen from the prop book: "We should eat and drink enough."
Let’s get down to business.”
After all, as an envoy, I am ultimately under the jurisdiction of the Yin Cao Division. Since they have given me a task, I still need to take it seriously.
"Business??"
Lilith held her chin with one hand and said thoughtfully: "Are you planning to sacrifice yourself for me?"
"Ahem, cough...I'm old, I'm old, I feel sleepy after eating, so I go to sleep."
The old man beside him coughed a few times and got up and left.
The eldest princess raised her eyebrows slightly, sitting aside and looking intently at a book in her hand, but the pages of this book had not been turned for a long time.
When Gao Zhuo and others saw this, they also wanted to leave.
Only the fool was lying on the table, staring curiously at the coffee brewing in the coffee pot in front of him.
When Xu Tong heard this, he changed his playful smile and became serious. He picked up his pen and wrote in a notebook: "The envoy covets my beauty and has come all the way here..."
"puff!!"
When Gao Zhuo and others heard this in the distance, they almost couldn't help laughing.
Even the fat monk lying aside had his eyes widened. After looking Xu Tong up and down, he silently gave a thumbs up under his wide sleeves.
Lilith was stunned, and laughed like a silver bell, holding Xu Tong's face in her hands: "Satan, you are such an interesting soul, I can't help but eat you right now!"
Facing Lilith's face that was almost close to her, Xu Tong remained expressionless, his eyes became firmer, and he continued to write...
"The female servant is unbearably lonely. She is like a hungry tiger that pounces on me, vowing to eat me alive. I have a heavy responsibility and dare not overstep it in the slightest. However..."
"enough!!"
The little envoy of Yincaosi read this, and everyone pricked up their ears and listened with interest, but they were interrupted by Yang Yu's roar.
I couldn't help but secretly curse Yang Nuo for being such a talkative dog.
"Why is this little bastard writing a Y book here? It really pisses me off.
Who is that...fool? Didn't the fool tell him what to do?
He actually sent me such an unsightly thing, what’s wrong with this fool’s head, I’m so angry.”
The more Yang Yu cursed, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he became blocked. He grabbed the master next to him, raised his hand and slapped him on the face twice.
The master groaned in pain and said with a mournful face: "Why should the Yin Division be angry? When this kid comes back to report, the Yin Division will beat him to the Eighteen Hells for dereliction of duty and writing a Y letter. When the evidence of the crime is confirmed, Luofu Mountain will definitely not
Will excuse him."
"As for that fool, why doesn't the Underworld know that that fool has always had a lack of brains, and it's good if he can do things. Why do you have to worry about him? When the fool comes back this time, you will send him to the city emperor because he is not good at doing things.
Go, Si, and I will be out of sight from now on."
The master's analysis was very clear and logical.
Yang Yu thought it made sense at first, but when he thought about it, it was all bullshit.
"Idiot, when did Luofu Mountain ever tell the truth? If it were true, would the emperor allow one person to govern Luofu Mountain? With this little thing, you still want to convict people? I think you are deceived by lard.
And that fool, after talking with you for a long time, I can only devolve him and let him go to the City Emperor Division to be the local king? I still have to help him because of feelings??"
That fool has meritorious deeds, enjoys the treatment of a great god, and went to the City Emperor Division. The head of the City Emperor Division is a minor god himself, so why should he care about the fool? Isn't this sending him to become an uncle?
After Yang Yu said this, he immediately slapped the master again. After finishing the slap, he felt much better.
He grabbed Xu Tong's report book from Xiaogui's hand, scanned it quickly, and then turned to the last page.
Then he threw it on the ground and said, "Don't care about him. If Youshan doesn't stab Lou Zi this time, that's it. If you stab Lou Zi, take this thing to Luofu Mountain and hand it over to Luofu Mountain for condemnation."
After saying that, Yang Yu stood up and left.
As soon as Yang Yu left, a group of brats immediately rushed forward, scrambling to grab the small notebook on the ground...
Early the next morning, it was already very lively outside the inn.
Many people walked out of the inn and prepared to set off to climb the mountain.
Xu Tong and the others were also shocked. They didn't expect that there were so many people in such a small inn.
"Let's get ready to go too."
Seeing so many people starting to climb the mountain, Xu Tong stretched himself and began to urge everyone to start.
"Sir, these are the specialties of our Youshan Mountain. You can take them with you and eat them slowly along the way."
At this time, the store owner came over carrying a big basket.
It was full of strange fruits. Xu Tong couldn't help laughing when he saw it: "I thought you were going to forget about it?"
"Don't dare. There were too many people checking in yesterday, and the store couldn't take care of them at the moment. I'll have people prepare the fruits early this morning, and they'll be waiting for you."
The shopkeeper said with a flattering face. After all, this business is not a one-time deal. You have to stay in the hotel before going up the mountain, and you also need to stay in the hotel when you go down the mountain.
"Oh, by the way, look at my memory."
The store owner suddenly remembered something at this moment and quietly put a sign into Xu Tong's hand.
Xu Tong took it and took a look, and saw the words "Bai Lu Pavilion" clearly written on the sign.
"Sir, just keep it safe. This thing will definitely come in handy when it gets up there."
After the store owner finished speaking, he didn't care about Xu Tong's inquiry. He waved his hand and hurried to greet the next store.
Xu Tong played with the sign for a while and threw it into the props book. The entry in the props book was still the word "Bailu Pavilion".
Seeing this, Xu Tong didn't care so much and waved to everyone to get ready to leave as soon as possible.
"This is for you to eat..." The fool took out the snacks given by Xu Tong and shared them with the fat monk.
The fool and the fat monk sat on the shaft of the carriage. The fat monk didn't seem to be planning to leave. He seemed to be planning to hitch a ride with Xu Tong to the Youshan Mountain.
The fat monk took it over with a smile, chatting and laughing with the fool, just like two good brothers.
Xu Tong was happy to see this happen. No matter what the origin of this monk was, it would be nice for the fool to be happy.
"Little brother, we meet again!"
At this moment, there was a sudden chuckle behind him. Xu Tong looked back and saw a black man and a white man standing not far away, a man and a woman looking at him with smiles on their faces...