"Ah, so that's it. Master, you are really clever!"
Xu Tong had a silly smile on his face, and he was already alert in his heart.
Unexpectedly, she knew all the traces of the immortals on land.
As the saying goes, it's no good when a widow comes to your door, not to mention that this widow, the master's wife, is a fierce one.
"Hey, do you think Master has some shitty luck? Or is it that the luck of your seven sects is so prosperous that a golden phoenix suddenly walked out of a chicken coop? There are not many immortals in the three sects. You seven sects are so stupid.
The papermaker's business has actually led to the emergence of a land god. If the people of the three religions knew about this, it would be extremely uncomfortable."
The lady stretched out her slender fingers, gently held Xu Tong's face and looked around, and she actually saw Xu Tong completely.
"It's strange, how can you still master Yan Shu and Ruyi Treasure Furnace with all your miscellaneous knowledge!"
After I finished speaking, I took a closer look and suddenly realized: "Innate Taoist foundation, okay, you are really blessed, and this thing actually fell into your hands."
When Xu Tong heard this, he hurriedly ran away. He didn't expect that the master's eyes were so sharp that she could even see her own innate Taoist skills.
If you let this old lady look at it any longer, you won't be able to hide the color of your pants from her.
He quickly smiled and said: "Master, you have a sharp eye. Disciple, I can't hide anything from you. You are waiting for me here today because..."
Hearing Xu Tong's inquiry, the concubine immediately started to complain about women, and the resentful look on her face made Xu Tong's scalp numb.
"Your master, that bastard, left just as soon as he said he wanted to. I have worked hard to serve him tea and cook for decades, and I have suffered a lot. I dare not say that I have merit, but at least I have hard work.
In the end, he simply left without giving me any inheritance. I went out for a trip, and when I came home, I saw that you, a good disciple, had burned down the house. You call me a weak woman, what can I eat and live with?
.”
The lady took out her handkerchief and cried pitifully. Her voice was so moving that the people who were sweeping the grave nearby couldn't help but glance over here.
The corner of Xu Tong's mouth twitched, thinking: "If you are a weak woman, all women in the world will die!"
But he didn't dare to say this.
After all, it stands to reason that Master’s house was indeed burned down by himself.
The princess suddenly stopped talking and became quiet.
Xu Tong raised his head and looked up, and saw that the lady had lowered her handkerchief to cover half of her face, and stared at him with a pair of cold eyes: "Good disciple, you don't want to leave the master's wife without a place to sleep."
Xu Tong felt a chill running down his spine when he was stared at by the slave girl like this. He nodded repeatedly: "Absolutely not. I will send you to see the master right now."
Xu Tong already understood what the master's wife meant. After talking for a long time, she wanted to find trouble with the master.
What else is there to discuss? Xu Tong is eager for their husband and wife to reunite.
"Well, Mistress, I know that you are a filial child, but... this ugly daughter-in-law is always embarrassed to see her parents-in-law." What the naughty girl meant by this was that she wanted to get into Xu Tong's virtual world.
Will be beaten out by the master.
After all, although Xu Tong created the gap between reality and reality, after passing that door, it is the territory of the master. Although the master is not as strong as the master, if he uses the authority given to him by Du Ziren and takes advantage of the home field, he can completely defeat the master.
Drive him out.
"No, no, no, don't worry, my master has known about you for a long time and is looking forward to your return home soon."
Xu Tong was also talking about cheating. He remembered that when his master found out about the princess last time, he used it to scold his master.
But at this moment, he can't care so much. The door is closed behind you and your wife's affairs. You can make trouble as you like, but don't harm me.
After just saying that, Xu Tong looked at the goddess: "Will the goddess go with you?"
"Of course, this girl is my adopted daughter, she is my biological daughter. Isn't my biological daughter also your master's biological daughter? Come on, girl, call me Senior Brother."
"Hey, hello, senior brother!"
Tiannu poked her head out from behind Baonv and smiled at Xu Tong.
Xu Tong had a good impression of this girl. It was thanks to her voice that she called the grandpa at the crematorium last time.
Seeing that she had called out her senior brother, Xu Tong really had nothing to say.
Yes, I was worried before that after the eldest princess and the old man left the house, it would be a lot deserted. Now it seems that instead of being deserted, it will be a lot more lively.
Although this cheap master's wife most likely has bad intentions when she comes to her door, but since she is sent to her door, she has her own reasons not to accept her. Besides, with the master sitting in the backyard, she is not afraid of causing any big trouble with this woman.
He patted the goddess on the head and said, "Be good, I'll buy you some candies later."
After hurriedly cleaning his master's grave, Xu Tong took the orphan and widower to a deserted piece of land.
When you reach the realm of slashing the path, between reality and reality, just a thought changes the reality and reality around you, and a door quietly appears in front of you.
"Master's wife, junior sister, please come inside!"
Xu Tong opened the door and walked in front to lead the way.
"Huh??"
The eldest princess sitting on the tree noticed someone coming in. She opened her eyelids and saw Xu Tong walking in with a mother and daughter. She frowned immediately.
Seeing Xu Tong's careful appearance, he immediately felt upset and couldn't help but curl his lips: "Hey, I said you usually don't look like a woman, and I thought you liked men's style. It turns out that you don't look like a woman.
All the children at home know how to make soy sauce.”
The princess glanced at the eldest princess, and took Xu Tong's arm with a smile: "If you don't learn well, you will learn from your master Jin Wu Zang Jiao."
Good guy, women are such creatures, they always quarrel when they meet.
Fortunately, he was also a shameless master. He pointed at the eldest princess and said, "Where is she? This is the little daughter-in-law my master has found for me. She is about to enter the bridal chamber."
After saying that, he turned back to look at the eldest princess and waved: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? This is our junior wife and junior sister who are back, why don't you hurry up and help her!"
The eldest princess was startled. When she heard this, most of the sourness in her heart disappeared. She didn't care that Xu Hua Lili had taken advantage of her, so she jumped down from the tree and came up to her.
But when I took a closer look, I saw the lady in front of me, with her front and back curved, and her figure. I couldn't help but feel a little suspicious: "Is it really your lady??"
"Of course, it's absolutely true. If you don't believe it, ask my master to come out."
Xu Tong patted his chest and promised.
"Ah, it turns out you are the eldest lady. Oh, you are so young and beautiful. I can't believe you are the eldest lady!"
The eldest princess rolled her eyes, and immediately slapped Xu Tong's paw away, took the girl's arm and walked inside. Her little mouth was as sweet as if it had been covered with honey, and she praised this aunt to the heavens.
The princess was almost smiling from ear to ear. She held the eldest princess's little hand and exchanged commercial compliments. "This girl is really handsome, just like the fairy in the painting."
As he spoke, he took off a bracelet from his wrist: "Master's wife is in such a hurry that she didn't bring anything for you. I'll just give you this bracelet. It's Master's wish."
The eldest princess took it and took a look, and her face suddenly changed. The bracelet looked as smooth as jade, but when she looked closely, she found that it was made of human bones.
When I touched it with my finger, it was actually carved with half of a pure Yang [Zuo Wang Jing]
The eldest princess was a little surprised now. She had heard that the Zuo Wang Sutra was an undisclosed secret of the Chunyang lineage. It was known as the first of all Sutras of the Neidan Sect. Even if there was only half of it, it was still in the Taoist collection.
And this bone, with its pure Yang energy, was obviously carved from the bones of a pure Yang master.
The mistress actually took out such a heavy thing as she asked, which really changed the eldest princess's impression of it.
But no matter how the eldest princess looked, she couldn't tell the depth of this master's wife.
In surprise, he couldn't help but look back at Xu Tong, only to see Xu Tong smiling and saying: "Just take what the teacher's wife gave you."
"In that case, thank you Madam."
The eldest princess placed her hands on her lower abdomen, moved her right hand up, made fists with both hands, nodded and bent her knees to perform Ten Thousand Blessings.
"What a good girl. It's hard to find a girl who understands etiquette like this nowadays." The princess liked her more and more, and she pulled the eldest princess forward.
The old Taoist squatting at the door was startled when he saw this.
I didn't know what was going on, so I could only salute with a smile, and then glanced at the goddess, her expression suddenly changed slightly, and she took Xu Tong's arm: "Who is this??"
"Um, she's the master's wife."
Xu Tong did not follow him in, but squatted at the door with Lao Tao. He took out the shredded tobacco that Lao Tao had given him before, put a cushion in the pot, lit it and started smoking. Well, it tasted really good.
“Where is that girl??”
The old Taoist continued to ask.
"My master's daughter!"
"Fart, that girl is not a mortal at first glance, even your master is not that kind!"
The old Taoist curled his lips. He couldn't see clearly about the lady, but he could tell by looking at the face of the goddess. This girl was born with the appearance of an immortal, which is not something that a human being can have.
Xu Tong was still unconvinced when he heard this and said: "Whether my master is a dick or not, all the slave girls are his wives."
"Forehead……"
The old Taoist fell silent immediately after hearing this, and poked Xu Tong for a moment: "Is she really that kind of wife?"
"Of course! If we hug each other and sleep together at night, we will just have to give birth to a baby."
Hearing Xu Tong's words, the old Taoist couldn't help but take a breath and silently gave a thumbs up: "Your master is really a dick!"
While the two were talking, they heard a cry of resentment coming from the room, followed by the master's scolding: "You are a worthless thing, you already have a child, and you still dare to lie to me and say that you are okay..."
…”
Xu Tong and Lao Tao looked at each other. When they pricked up their ears, they heard the goddess calling: "Daddy!"
The sweetness of the voice made both of them feel sick.
"Hey, why are you leaving??" At this time, the old Taoist noticed that Xu Tong had already stood up and walked out, so he quickly called him.
"Nonsense, if I don't run now, I won't be able to run away later."
After Xu Tong finished speaking, he ran away without looking back.
The old Taoists who saw this all shook their heads: "What a filial and good disciple."
Then I thought about it and realized that it was difficult for an upright official to take care of household affairs, so I didn't want to stay here and get involved.
The old Taoist stood up and walked leisurely towards the back mountain...