In the dilapidated Qiankun Hall, the emperor complained to Houqi about his difficulties. Although he was known as the emperor, he also needed to tell others.
"Sir, if you look for me, Hou Qi, you are looking for the right person!" Hou Qi was extremely excited. He was willing to be confused for the sake of the emperor.
"Oh? Do you have a way to help me?" The emperor was surprised and couldn't help but feel a little surprised.
"Of course I can help you, but sir, I'm afraid you will find it difficult to accept this method at the beginning!" Hou Qi then became a little embarrassed again.
"You say that if this method is really the best of both worlds, I can naturally accept it!" The emperor was already a little impatient.
"Sir, I can't find the best woman for you, but I can help you solve the problem below!" Then, Hou Qi couldn't help but give the emperor an ambiguous look, which almost disgusted him.
Dead.
"What? Hou Qi, what the hell do you mean? You won't be planning to have sex with me, right?" The emperor was not a fool. After he realized it immediately, he immediately took a step back and stared at the monkey.
Qi's face became disgusted.
"Sir, it's not a joke. Ji, that's too ugly. It's just that Hou Qi is willing to wait and help him eliminate the pain. It's that simple!" Hou Qi quickly explained.
"That's not OK. If you are a man, if you ask you to help me, how can I go out to see people in the future?" The emperor shook his head and refused.
"Sir, you don't want to find a woman casually, so your subordinates are not women, which does not go against your principles!" Hou Qizhi preached with great sincerity.
"But I never said I was looking for a man!" The emperor shouted dissatisfiedly. He felt that this guy was simply crazy. If it weren't for the fact that Hou Qi Shenhe's heart would have slapped him to death.
"If you don't look for women, you have to look for men. Otherwise, are you going to look for a head snail horse?" Hou Qi replied helplessly.
"What? You dare to ask me to look for animals. Are you looking for death?" The emperor couldn't accept it even more.
"Stop your anger, I don't mean that!" Hou Qi quickly explained: "My subordinates are loyal to you. Doing such a thing is to relieve your worries. You can rest assured that Hou Qi will never mention this kind of thing to others.
A little bit, otherwise, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!”
"That's not OK. You are a man, how can I let you wait for me!" The emperor still refused and never compromised.
"Sir, if this happens, then you will be alone in your arms!" Hou Qi was helpless and said that he could not help.
"Is there no other way?" The emperor stared at Hou Qi and asked again.
"No more!" At this time, Hou Qi just didn't tell the emperor that men can be happy and happy.
"This..." The emperor was really embarrassed.
"Sir, I am a little ugly, but my skin is very white. If you come from behind, I am almost like a woman!" Hou Qi was impatient and immediately recommended himself again.
"Monkey Qi, shut up, do you really treat me as a beast. You are not as good as a person?" The emperor scolded, his face full of anger.
"Sir, aren't you?" Hou Qi's answer at this time was unexpected. He actually dared to contradict the emperor.
"You...you are bold!" The emperor immediately became angry.
"Sir, am I bold or you bold? There is something unpleasant to me, don't be angry if I say it!" Hou Qi didn't know where the courage came from, so he continued to say with striking words: "You even your biological mother
You can think about it. Remember, what else in this world is there that you can't do?"
"What? You...how do you know that I am with Qingyue!" The emperor was shocked and clenched his teeth, his face becoming infinitely ashamed.
The idea of Qingyue was that even if the emperor was not afraid of heaven or earth, he would not dare to openly go out. Now he could only use Biluo’s identity to dare to ask her outright. Now he saw someone knowing that he had the greatest heart.
The secret, his eyes were full of murderous intent, and it was very meaningful to kill someone to silence him!
"Sir, do you want to kill me, right? I advise you not to do so, because once I die, your affairs will definitely spread in the divine land within three days!" Hou Qi then preached with fearlessness.
"Dare you threaten me?" The emperor's face became more and more gloomy.
"Sir, although I, Hou Qi, have a bad life, I know how to cherish myself!" Hou Qi then said: "I like adults, so I have to keep following you. In fact, I will tell you, I
Your cultivation is not much weaker than yours!”
"Do you like me? And your cultivation is only a little weaker than mine?" The emperor glared, and undoubtedly felt as ridiculous as hearing the biggest joke of this century.
"Sir? Do you don't believe it? Then you can try to hit me with all your strength!" Hou Qi asked immediately.
"Oh? This is what you said. If you die, don't blame me for being ruthless!" The emperor was so angry that he took action. He said it and took action. A Lingli palm was like a magic weapon.
If the time and space are cracked, the Tao will not exist.
"Star-absorbing magic!" As Monkey Qi rebuked, he suddenly slapped his palm, and the palm wind was lingering, and it turned out to be like a black hole, dissipating and absorbing everything.
With a 'bang!', although Hou Qi was shocked, he was unscathed.
"Uh, what strange martial arts is this? It's so evil!" The emperor couldn't help but stop and stared at Hou Qi, undoubtedly as surprised as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Sir, I'm going to tell you, this is my adventure, the Star-absorbing Divine Technique. It can not only absorb other people's magic power into existing ones, but also assimilate all alien vital energy, so that the vital energy in the body can reach the only one that matches attributes
Realm!" Hou Qi then proudly reminded: "There are too many skills in your body now, and it is difficult to get rid of the complexity. If you can get my Star-absorbing Magic, you will definitely be able to reach the peak of the universe and even become a legend!
”
"What? With such a good technique, why didn't you contribute earlier?" The emperor was very upset, and he scolded him fiercely.
"Sir, Hou Qi likes you, please give me a chance to wait for you, okay?" Hou Qi then put forward the conditions, which undoubtedly means that something ambiguous with the emperor!
"You... you are a beast, you dare to make the idea of this emperor. Don't think I can't kill you!" The emperor scolded him urgently, and he couldn't stand it and sacrificed nineteen magical weapons.
Great momentum.
"Sir, if you use these magical weapons, I am indeed not an opponent. Although I am not sure if I can run away, don't forget that if my people cannot receive my message, then your scandal will be announced in the world.
!" Hou Qi was not afraid and threatened the emperor again.