"Does Mr. Wan also think that the little woman dug the river?" Liu Wan looked at Wan Lei with an aggrieved face and said: "Oh, it's unfair, it's so unfair. Even if the little girl has the heart, she doesn't have the courage. That's
Hundreds of thousands of people will be cut to pieces if caught."
Wan Lei waved his hand to signal Zhao Xueer to go out first, and then said: "I believe it was not you who did it this time. I just want to know when the food you promised will arrive."
The reason why Wan Lei is so sure is because he has analyzed the map. If Mrs. Liu and his group want to conquer the Yellow River, they should go south. The floods invade the Jianghuai area south. As long as they succeed, they can immediately dig up the Zhu family's ancestral graves.
, and then raise the troops south to cross the river, they can go straight to Jinling. There is no geographical advantage to fight north. Even if the troops are really successful, they have to fight all the way through Shandong and Henan before going south. Smart people will not do this.
"It's not us who did it in the first place." Liu Wan smiled sweetly, walked slowly to Wan Lei's side, and whispered: "Master Wan came to visit late at night, is it just to talk about mundane things? Don't you feel that you are living up to this beautiful time?
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"Girl, please respect yourself." Wan Lei stepped back a few steps, put a meter away from Liu Wan, and said, "Wan is here to only talk about business, not romance."
"Yes, let's not talk about Feng Yue, only Chong Er. There are no outsiders here, there is only one male Chong and one female Chong..." Liu Wan said with a smile on her face.
Wan Lei naturally knew that she was intending to retaliate for being ignored many times. The so-called "Zhong Er" means Fengyue Boundless. He mentioned this word during the last conversation in the rain, which meant making fun of the other party.
I didn't expect that this woman would be so vindictive and still take such a trivial matter to her heart.
Facing the aggressive Miss Liu, Wan Lei took a few steps back, and Liu Wan smiled even more happily: "Young Master Wan, don't be afraid, this little lady can't eat you, I just want to invite you to have a drink and have a good time.
Let’s enjoy the bright moon together.”
"Men and women are not intimate, it is important to talk about business now. During the Mid-Autumn Festival next month, Wan will invite Miss Liu to enjoy the moon together." Wan Lei raised his hand and blocked Liu Wan half a meter away.
"You're not in a hurry, my little girl is. I'm leaving Peking in a few days. I don't know when I'll be able to see the young master again. Alas, good times are hard to come by. The young master is so heartless that he doesn't even talk to the young lady.
Are you unwilling to worry about anything?" Liu Wan looked pitiful. If someone didn't know the inside story, they would think it was an infatuated girl complaining about a weak lover.
However, Wan Lei has been in "battle formation" for a long time, and Liu Wan's little tricks are not in his eyes at all. Of course, now that he has something to ask for, he can't refuse it too much, so he can only take a step forward and gently press it with both hands.
Putting on the other party's shoulder, he put on the most "sincere" expression and said: "Let's finish talking about the business first, and then drink and admire the moon. Otherwise, we wouldn't be interested."
"Young Master Wan, how bad are you? You just said that men and women are not close to each other, and now you are touching them. None of the men are good." Liu Wan twisted her body a few times and resisted symbolically, but
Wan Lei's hand was not knocked off.
"Men are not bad, but women don't love them." Wan Lei suppressed his nausea, leaned into Liu Wan's ear, and whispered this common saying that made people vomit.
"Smelly man, who loves you?" Liu Wan smiled with a look of lust on her face. She thought she had seduced Wan Lei.
Of course, this so-called seduction means not only seduction, but also use. Although Liu Wan will retaliate, she is not a big-breasted and brainless nymphomaniac. When she was flirting with Wan Lei, she was not crazy about men.
Instead, she wants to control and use men, especially powerful men like Wan Lei, who are the targets of her seduction.
Seeing Liu Wan's proud face, Wan Lei smiled bitterly in his heart, and said to himself: "I have been famous all my life, but I am reduced to pretending to be a duck. It's really getting better as I live!"
Complaints are due, but when he thought of the shriveled granaries and the hungry people who were about to go north to beg for food, Wan Lei once again suppressed his nausea, hugged Liu Wan into his arms, and whispered in her ear: "I'm here."
The artillery is ready, but I wonder when the food promised by Miss will be ready?"
"Hehe, are you talking about a big cannon or a small one?" Liu Wan is indeed a veteran of Feng Yue. Her hand seemed to have "touched" Xiao Wanlei inadvertently, and her silver bell-like laughter made her feel strange.
Somewhat lewd.
"The big cannon is ready, but the small cannon is still a little underheated. Doesn't Miss Liu just want the big cannon?"
"Artillery is a good thing, and every little girl wants it." Liu Wan laughed even louder, teasing her even more unscrupulously, and blew warm air into Wan Lei's ears, making Wan Lei's whole body itch.
.Fortunately, he is no longer Brother Chu, otherwise he would really not be able to control himself.
"I can give you the big cannon, but you have to pay extra for the small one."
"How much more? Is a thousand stones of grain enough to feed it?" When Liu Wan said "it", she "inadvertently" attacked Xiao Wanlei and said teasingly.
Being priced**, the other party clearly regarded him as a duck. Wan Lei suppressed the feeling of vomiting blood and continued to tease: "Well, it has been used too frequently these days and has been seriously worn. I'm afraid it will still be damaged for the time being.
Can’t use it.”
It's not that Wan Lei's cannon can't be used, it's that he doesn't dare to use it. A "bold" woman like Liu Wan is beautiful and coquettish. God knows how many patrons she has. With the current medical level, if she contracts Hualiu disease,
If you want to cure it and you can't get it, your whole life will be ruined.
"The cannon made by the young master is of such good quality that it will not break down no matter how many times it is used. The little girl wants to see the power of the small artillery now." As soon as Liu Wan finished speaking, she suddenly hugged Wan Lei with both hands and pushed him down.
On the Taishi chair, I sat down on his lap.
"Another guy who likes to be a queen!" Wan Lei's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately thought: "She must have been ridden by men too much, so she has to turn the woman on top and ride on the man to find a psychological balance."
Wan Lei didn't like to be forced, especially in sexual matters. When he saw that Liu Wan had already started to stretch her hands towards his lower body, he knew he couldn't play tricks anymore. He pressed his palms heavily on the Taishi chair and his whole body sank suddenly.
, only a cracking sound was heard, the legs, feet and chair board of the thick Taishi chair were broken at the same time, and both of them fell down.
After all, Liu Wan was a practitioner, so she reacted quickly. She put her hands down, jumped out from behind, and landed on the ground gently and skillfully. Except for her clothes and hair being a little messy, she was fine.
Lei fell to the ground alone, touching his buttocks and screaming that it hurt.
"What's going on? Who dares to assassinate my brother Wan?" Zhao Xue'er, who was waiting outside the hall, heard the noise, kicked open the door and rushed in, the dagger in her hand sparkling in the candlelight.
"Ouch, my waist must have been broken." Wan Lei stood up, looking like he had been severely injured, and cursed: "What kind of broken chair is this? It can be broken even if you sit on it."
"Master Wan, are you okay?" Liu Wan asked. Seeing Wan Lei's embarrassment, she really thought he had slipped his waist. However, before she could get close to Wan Lei, she was hit by Zhao Xue'er.
Pushing away, Zhao Xueer supported Wan Lei, glared at Liu Wan, and said: "You are really courageous. You used a bad chair to harm my brother Wan. If something goes wrong with her, I will never end it with you.
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"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, the little girl didn't know that this chair was broken." Liu Wan blushed and hurriedly explained. Of course, she didn't dare to say that the two of them were sitting in the same chair just now, otherwise she would jump.
When you get to the Yellow River, the more you wash, the more you get a layer of yellow mud.
"I don't blame Miss Liu for this. I didn't check whether the chair was solid beforehand. It's all my fault for being careless. Now that my waist has been injured, I can't talk to Miss Liu in detail anymore. As for the food issue, I still need Miss Liu to worry more.
We just agreed that it will be delivered within ten days." Wan Lei put on a bitter look, but said firmly.
Wan Lei set a deadline, but Liu Wan couldn't refute it on the spot, so she could only say: "Sir, please don't worry, the food will be delivered as soon as possible."
"Thank you so much. Wan will come and thank you in person when the injury is healed." Wan Lei held up his hand and let Zhao Xueer help him leave.
As soon as Wan Lei walked out of the door, Liu Wan closed the door to the living room, then raised the lamp and looked carefully at the fragments of the chair that had fallen to the floor. He found that the cracks were all new and were not made of rotten wood. He squeezed them with his hands and found that
It is made of yellow flower wood and is very hard. It should not be able to bear the weight of two people. But this chair really broke for no reason. This, this has only one explanation.
"It turns out that guy is also a master of internal affairs. He is really secretive. It's interesting. It's interesting." Liu Wan patted the dust on his hands and showed a strange smile on his face.