Chapter five hundred and eighty third not funny jokes
But Fang Yingwu, who was about to break his leg in the past two days, was led out of Xihua Gate and came to Xiyuan. Fang Yingwu still had some special thoughts about this place. Three years ago, he led the people into the palace to clean up the palace.
Snow, I caught a glimpse of a woman with a special identity here, and I don’t know how she is doing.
But today, although Fang Yingwu entered Xiyuan again, he did not have freedom of movement. He walked north along Taiye Pond and came to a flat place surrounded by green trees.
Dozens of palace eunuchs gathered around here. Through the gaps in the crowd, Fang Yingwu could vaguely see two people in the venue holding clubs and hitting a ball made of wooden lumps. There were also eunuchs beside them.
Waiting with dozens of wooden clubs in hand.
Combining his own historical knowledge, Fang Yingwu guessed that this was the legendary Chuiwan, a popular sport in the Ming Dynasty. It was said to be from ancient golf... Look at the style of hitting, it looks more like the old age of later generations.
Human croquet. But with holes in the ground, it's a bit like golf.
The eunuchs who acted as spectators surrounded the venue, cheering and cheering at every turn. The atmosphere was extremely lively. Only Fang Yingwu, who had just arrived, stood alone outside the crowd, waiting to be summoned.
He could see that among the two figures in the field, one of them must be Emperor Chenghua. He knew this without even thinking about it. But Fang Yingwu was more concerned about who the other person was competing with Emperor Chenghua.
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Being able to play ball with the emperor is definitely a privilege and grace that ordinary people cannot enjoy.
With so many internal prisoners present, Fang Yingwu wanted to find someone to ask, but he opened his mouth several times, but no one answered him. In the end, Fang Yingwu was the only one standing alone on the outside, as if he was excluded and isolated by an invisible circle.
I can only wait for the game to end.
There is nothing unbalanced about Fang Yingwu. He is a newcomer who breaks in, and he is a newcomer who is different from everyone else. If he does not exclude who does he exclude? All newcomers must have this awareness.
I don't know how long I waited, but when my legs felt numb again, the crowd suddenly opened a passage, and Emperor Chenghua Zhu Jianshen was helped out by two young eunuchs. Then someone moved the throne and helped the emperor sit down safely.
rest.
The eunuch who led Fang Yingwu into the palace to meet the emperor quickly stepped forward, played a few words with the emperor, and then turned around and shouted: "Xuan Fang Yingwu!"
Fang Yingwu quickly stepped forward, kowtowed three times and bowed nine times with great salutes, and shouted long live. Then the emperor granted him a life without ceremony as usual.
Zhu Jianshen was an introvert and had a stutter. He was usually taciturn and did not like to take the initiative to speak. But Fang Yingwu stood in front of the emperor and found that he could not open his mouth!
He originally thought that with his speaking skills, he would not make the same mistakes as Peng Shoufu and Teacher Shang. When meeting the emperor, he couldn't just shout "Long live the mountain"?
But the reality told him that things were not that simple, and the seniors were not that stupid back then. There was indeed a reason for the silent situation with nothing to say.
In the temple, whether it is the emperor or the ministers, they act as public servants and appear with their own masks.
In addition, in private, the emperor was an extremely strange figure to most ministers. Anyone who suddenly meets a stranger may not know what to say for a while.
If it is an ordinary stranger, you can still try a few words to find a common language. But the stranger in front of you is an emperor who can take life and death. Who dares to test casually at the risk of serious consequences? Therefore, bureaucrats with a little experience will inevitably give birth to
Similar to the idea of "ten thousand words are worth a thousand words".
Fang Yingwu couldn't help but think wildly. Should he be in a daze for a while, then kowtow to the mountains a few times and say long live the sky before going out? In the end, there were rumors that there would be another long live blue sky?
At this time, the eunuch who had accompanied the emperor to take Chuiwan appeared on the emperor's right side, pointed at Fang Yingwu and scolded: "Fang Yingwu, you are so brave! The emperor summoned you with kindness, but you dare to come late. !This is extremely disrespectful!”
When Zhu Jianshen heard this, he subconsciously looked at the sun, which was already tilting toward noon. Fang Yingwu had indeed arrived a little late.
But when Fang Yingwu heard someone making fun of him for coming late, he secretly screamed that it was bad! The other party must have been prepared to come, and someone in the palace used this to make trouble, which proved that he was decisively deceived!
Looking back, from the first step into the palace, someone has dug a trap for themselves!
The emperor came to Xiyuan today, and he should have been asked to go directly to Xiyuan to meet the saint, but the damn guiding eunuch took him to take a long detour to Qianqing Gate, and then pretended to take him with him again. Come to Xiyuan!
In the meantime, I don’t know how much time was wasted! By the time I arrived at Xiyuan, it was obviously too late!
This palace is indeed the place where the most conspiracies and conspiracies are concentrated in the world. I took all precautions, but in the end, I fell into trouble without even seeing the emperor's face.
Fang Yingwu thought for a while and then replied: "I tossed and turned last night, so I got up and read the books of sages. I accidentally read too much, so it was too late to get up and wash up."
The eunuch sneered again: "Why are you reading the books of sages? They are just pretexts and excuses."
Fang Yingwu took a step forward, raised his hands in greeting and said, "Do you know the name of this father-in-law?"
The eunuch replied quite proudly, "I am Liang Fang!"
It turned out that he was the eunuch Liang Fang! Fang Yingwu was slightly surprised. No wonder this person was qualified to accompany His Majesty on the court to perform Chuiwan!
Fang Yingwu couldn't help but take a closer look, and saw that Liang Fang was born with thin skin and tender flesh, and she still had some appearance. But it was normal. The emperor definitely didn't want to be surrounded by crooked melons and cracked jujubes, which would hinder him. Watch.
While gathering relevant knowledge in his mind, he answered: "I did read the book of sages last night, but when I thought about it, I found that there was a sentence I wanted to send to Eunuch Liang!"
"Sages' books? Which one is worthy of Liang Gong?" Someone suddenly asked.
"This is the Yanghuo chapter of the Analects of Confucius. There is a sentence in it: The Master smiled and said: How can I cut a chicken with an ox's knife? Give it to Mr. Liang at the right time."
The people around me all knew that this joke was funny, and they could even figure out two meanings, but everyone was stuck in their throats and refused to laugh.
The two meanings are: one is to ridicule Liang Fang for wanting to die as a servant and constantly asking questions and speaking on behalf of the emperor; the other is a deliberate misinterpretation of the literal meaning, which is a naked humiliation of the eunuch "chiluo".
But no matter what the meaning is, if you laugh out loud, you will offend people. Therefore, the scene was silent, as if Fang Yingwu had said an ordinary conversation.
Just when Fang Yingwu felt bored, the emperor suddenly raised his head and laughed loudly, and then said: "Sage Lian Kong would make fun of the eunuch maliciously."
The emperor is the greatest here, and if he can make the emperor laugh, the problem is no longer a problem. Let’s just ignore the matter of being late.
