By the time the two princesses finally came to an end in their 'quarrel', the sun had already set and the night fog was about to fall.
"Brother, I'm sorry, I..."
The rain had just stopped and the tears were about to fall again not long after.
Zheng Feng comforted him: "It's okay. You two can go pick some mushrooms nearby and come back. We're going to prepare dinner."
Then he ordered: "The second brother and I will go together to get firewood for the stove and the campfire tonight. The third brother is responsible for setting up the tent. Be careful not to leave this open space too far. If something unexpected happens,
Blow the signal whistle immediately and I will rush over as soon as possible."
Lin Tianxue suddenly cursed: "Damn fat man, why are you laughing?"
Lin Tianxue was suffocating because she had to listen to Zheng Feng's order to pick mushrooms. Then she saw Fu Yanjie smiling lewdly at the side. Seeing the fat man laughing, she felt very unhappy.
This scolding attracted the attention of others. Fu Yanjie watched everyone turn their attention to him, and suddenly became nervous. He waved his hands violently, suppressed laughter, and said vaguely: "Pfft... no
...Nothing! I didn't... didn't smile. Puff... puff~"
Such a tone, coupled with his flushed face and shaking shoulders, made his words completely untrustworthy. Lin Tianxue became even more suspicious and shouted: "If you don't tell the truth again, I will
Turn you into a real 'dead' fat man!"
Lin Tianxue deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "death" to make it easier for people to understand.
Fu Yanjie was not like Zheng Feng who could ignore Lin Tianxue's threats. He was covered in cold sweat and whispered with a guilty conscience: "I just heard the boss picking mushrooms and thought of a joke. There is really nothing else."
Joke?! This made Lin Tianxue curious, and ordered: "What joke is so funny? Come out and listen to me."
"Really coming out?"
"Nonsense, hurry up!!!"
Fu Yanjie glanced at everyone carefully, swallowed his saliva, and said slowly.
"A long time ago, there was a man who lived in seclusion in the mountains. One day, he was lying naked in the grass to rest. Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came. While picking mushrooms, the girl said: '1, 2, 3
One, four, five, five, five, five...' But no matter what, I couldn't pick the fifth mushroom, so I had to give up and leave."
"This man was so happy that he slept naked in the grass the next day. This time a little bear came to pick mushrooms. While picking mushrooms, the little bear said: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5
One, five, five, five...6, seven, eight, nine...' The little bear finally left with satisfaction."
After Fu Yanjie finished, he discovered that the surroundings were silent and silent...
The other four people present all had innocent faces and looked at themselves strangely. In fact, Zheng Feng and the four of them were not the only ones looking at Fu Yanjie. Yaya poked his little head out of Zheng Feng's chest and looked at him with innocent faces.
Fu Yanjie. Even the tail in Zheng Feng's body looked at Fu Yanjie with an innocent expression. It was just that Fu Yanjie ignored these two soul beasts.
Finally, someone broke the silence.
Tianyu asked innocently: "Is there anything funny about this story?"
Others were waiting for Fu Yanjie's explanation with puzzled faces. Obviously no one knew the 'mystery' of this story.
Fu Yanjie looked at the boss with a puzzled look on his face. Even Duan Ya, who usually knew the most, looked puzzled at this time.
Suddenly, Fu Yanjie realized that he was very evil, very evil! In front of these innocent guys, he almost felt ashamed. God, tell me, am I really so filthy?
"I'm going to collect firewood!"
After Fu Yanjie finished this sentence in a hurry, he fled from this pure paradise with a swoosh, leaving behind six pure lambs who were still confused.
Ya bent his little head and called softly: "Meow?"
Zheng Feng replied hesitantly: "I don't know, maybe it's too profound. Maybe I will know in the future."
So, the incident of the 'little girl picking mushrooms' passed like this. Then, Zheng Feng and the other three boys looked at the mushrooms that the twins had just returned with their mouths open.
When seeing Zheng Feng dumbfounded by the mushrooms he collected, Lin Tianxue laughed proudly.
"How about it, it's not bad, you're shocked! We specially selected the most beautiful mushrooms. This princess is very sure of her own aesthetic sense, hehe~~~hehehe~~~
~~Hehehe~~~hehe——!!”
Although Tian Yu on the side did not say anything, her excited face betrayed her heart. He was now very much looking forward to the praise from his elder brother.
Zheng Feng must also admit that these sisters have a good sense of aesthetics, and they can be very good. The mushrooms they picked are really beautiful, including sky blue, emerald green, lemon yellow, fluorescent purple, emerald red, etc., they are colorful and ignorant of
'Girls have a fatal allure.
But the point is, can these deceptive colorful mushrooms be eaten? They simply don’t pick the non-poisonous mushrooms, and they don’t like the slightly poisonous mushrooms, so they only pick the most poisonous mushrooms!!
Zheng Feng had to wonder if Lin Tianxue wanted to take the opportunity to kill him. But looking at her proud look now, it didn't seem like she had such a plan. Did they really not know what these colorful mushrooms represented?
He originally thought that with Tianyu accompanying him, there would be no problems, but in the end...
The compliments that Tian Yu expected did not come, and she also saw Duan Ya and Fu Yanjie's faces turned pale, staring at the mushrooms that she and her sister had picked, and finally discovered something was wrong, and they asked for help.
My sister was laughing proudly.
"Tianyu, why are you pulling on me for no reason?"
"elder sister--!"
"Oh~~~"
Zheng Feng let out a long sigh. He finally understood what one of the "strange causes of death" that Wang Haowei had originally mentioned was! He had never thought before that there would be people who didn't understand this common sense. Poisonous mushrooms are not necessarily poisonous mushrooms.
Brightly colored mushrooms, but 99% of brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous, especially these extremely beautiful mushrooms in front of you, they are simply the king of poisons.
Seeing that Zheng Feng dared to deny the fruits of his first labor, Lin Tianxue was furious and said: "Asshole, why are you sighing! Do you still think that this mushroom is poisonous! We have tested it with silver needles, and the silver needles are not at all
There was no response.”
Of course Lin Tianxue knew that many things in the wild were poisonous, but she and Tian Yu had already tried it with silver needles.
Zheng Feng did not answer her, but asked: "Which mushroom do you think will be the most delicious? Pick one."
Although Lin Tianxue didn't know what tricks this bastard wanted to play, he still chose an emerald red one from the pile of mushrooms.
Zheng Feng took the emerald red mushroom, and suddenly a small silver bowl appeared with a flip of his hand. He put the mushroom into the bowl and lightly scratched it with a utility knife. Thick red juice flowed out of the mushroom slowly.
It fell into the silver bowl. There was no change in the small silver bowl. After a while, the soft and juicy mushroom shriveled up, and the small silver bowl was filled with half a small bowl of red juice.
Although Lin Tianxue couldn't tell the difference between poisonous mushrooms, she knew how to distinguish poison from silver tableware. All the tableware in the palace were made of silver, just to prevent poisoning. She saw Zheng Feng taking out a small silver bowl.
At that time, she was really worried that the mushroom was poisonous, but now she saw that the silver bowl had not changed color at all, so she was relieved and wanted to see what this bastard had to say.
Zheng Feng not only went to collect firewood, but also had good luck. He met a pheasant and caught it for dinner. It is still lying there, but his legs are tied and his wings are flapping energetically.
, and also made one or two calls from time to time.
He caught the pheasant and forcefully poured the red juice from the silver bowl into the pheasant's mouth. The pheasant, which was flapping its wings desperately just a second ago, was now motionless.
Not only that, Zheng Feng also used a utility knife to cut the pheasant's neck. The blood flowed out, but the blood that flowed out was not bright red, but black.
Zheng Feng threw the dead pheasant at Lin Tianxue's feet and asked calmly: "Do you still believe that this mushroom is not poisonous? Or do you want to see the bright bird man in advance?"
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ps: It is recommended to update three times every day in the week: the first update: 11:30; the second update: 18:30; the third update: 1:30 am; I sincerely hope to collect it, thank you!!