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Chapter 150 I really want to slap you to death!

Chapter 1,667 Operation Dung Picking

The more Alice rubbed her mediocre chest, the easier it was to think of the towering peaks of Phoenix. She asked distressedly: "Why are Alice's breasts so small? It's not fair! Alice doesn't want it."

I will always be a Wangzi steamed bun..."

The little girl's question made Phoenix dumbfounded, but everyone loves beauty, especially for women. Although Alice looks young, she is still a girl, and may be more precocious.

Phoenix was not too surprised and comforted: "Don't worry, Alice will grow up naturally when she grows up."

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Alice not only did not feel at all at ease, but instead whimpered in a low voice: "Oh, oh, oh, I won't grow up, Alice will always be a Wangzai little steamed bun..."

Phoenix was stunned, she didn't understand how these words stung Alice's pain.

Zheng Feng advised softly: "Phoenix, don't use the word 'grow up' in front of the little girl in the future."

"Why? Alas..." Zheng Feng sighed lightly, shook his head, and said nothing.

One year has passed, two years have passed, three years have passed...

He has not carefully calculated the time for training, but with the time spent on Fire Spirit Island, it is probably almost the fifth year.

Alice, who was originally eight or nine years old, should still be a thirteen-year-old girl after more than four years have passed. But now it seems that her body and appearance are still six years old, without any change.

No matter how slow it is, it shouldn’t be like this!

Zheng Feng also had to admit that there might be some problem with Alice's body that he didn't know about, which caused this strange phenomenon. But fortunately, except for her short body, everything else about this girl was normal.

Zheng Feng actually doesn't care about this issue very much. It doesn't matter whether the body is growing or not, as long as the little girl lives a healthy life without any illness or pain. But he doesn't understand why the little girl Bai Aili always cares about this issue. He is helpless.

No solution has been found yet.

Zheng Feng rubbed Alice and said with a smile: "Okay, there's nothing to cry about. You won't grow up until you grow up. Isn't it good now? At least you look cute. If you really grow up, this girl

I don’t know what she will look like now. She may not be as cute as she is now, and she may even be a chubby girl.”

As soon as she heard Zheng Feng's joke, Alice immediately jumped up and said angrily: "Big brother is talking nonsense. Even if Alice grows up, she will definitely be a super beautiful girl, so she won't turn into a chubby girl."

, so annoying!!”

Zheng Feng smiled and admitted that it was indeed nonsense, but as long as it could restore the spirit of this little girl, there was nothing wrong with talking nonsense.

At this time, Zheng Feng had the energy to ask Phoenix what was going on. He had clearly agreed to appear in a pocket form, but when he woke up, he suddenly changed back to his original form. Fortunately, there was a little girl blocking him this time. If not, God knows.

What will happen.

Just because of Zheng Feng's question, Phoenix just smiled and said that she didn't know why, but she suddenly changed back while she was asleep.

However, there is still room for investigation into the authenticity, but there are things waiting for him to do today, so he did not delve into it further.

After washing up, Zheng Feng announced to the little ones: "Get ready to go..."

"Ya will stay in the room to practice today and won't go anywhere!"

Whenever he heard that he was about to go out, he always liked to pester Zheng Feng's teeth. This time, it was rare that he didn't clamor to go with him. He was willing to stay in the Fire Dragon Palace, and the reason was actually cultivation.

"I stayed to supervise the female cat's training to prevent her from being lazy, so..." Taili also wanted to stay. After all, the beasts knew where Zheng Feng was going. Who would be willing to do such a disgusting thing!

However, before Wei Wei finished speaking, Zheng Feng said: "No one can refuse to go, except you!"

Tails shook his head crazily and said dissatisfied: "Why? I don't want it, and I won't go even if I die! You pervert, you want to pick the shit yourself, no one will stop you, but why do you want me to go with you, absolutely don't-!"

!!”

"Ya can supervise himself, so he doesn't need the supervision of the little female dragon. The master can just take him away without worry!"

Ya said cooperatively, and then patted Tai Tai's shoulder with his tiger paw, seeming to say sincerely: Only you can complete this 'difficult' task, so don't struggle needlessly anymore, meow!

Although Tai Tai didn't want to go, he still didn't escape from Zheng Feng's clutches in the end.

Wusi mentioned something about Hou Shan yesterday, but Zheng Feng was completely unfamiliar with the top of the Fire Dragon Mountain, so listening to it was in vain, and if there were any follow-up questions then, he had to explain them, just in case.

, the tail will definitely not be removed.

The tragic tail was unwilling to give up, but was still captured by Zheng Feng to lead the way.

Gaia and the others also knew where Zheng Feng was going, so naturally they would not follow him. Even Phoenix was not interested.

In the end, it was Alice, the little girl, who clamored to go over.

"Little girl, do you know where the pervert is going to go? You want to go here, but he is going to pick shit, pick shit!!!"

Tai Wei was very depressed. She didn't want to go but was forced to go. This little girl insisted on going even though she could not go. Is she okay?

"Of course I know, that's why I want to take a look."

The little girl tilted her head. That innocent expression could kill everything. Tai Tai didn't know where to vent his anger, and said helplessly: "You want to see the poop too?! Are you really okay?"

The little girl said with excitement: "Alice wants to see what the dragon's poop looks like and how it is different from dog poop..."

Several black lines appeared on Zheng Feng's head. He never understood why this little girl had a soft spot for dog shit.

Just when Zheng Feng wanted to persuade the little girl not to go, Alice was one step ahead of him, ran out of the room and urged outside: "Brother, hurry up!"

Taiwei shook his head and sighed: "This girl is really hopeless!"

...

After leaving the Fire Dragon Palace, Taili led the way. The journey was not fast. After all, Taili was weak and had a look of reluctance on her face. She simply flew as slowly as she wanted. She wanted to fly back, but under Zheng Feng's supervision, she couldn't do it anymore.

Just lead the way obediently.

Zheng Feng didn't see anything special on his face. Tai Wei was right. He really went to pick out excrement this time. Although it sounded disgusting, it was not like he had never seen giant dragon excrement. He was in Tai's cave back then.

Among them, the red crystal-like clay was actually not too disgusting in retrospect.

Of course, he had only seen dragon dung. As for "playing, smelling, and eating", he didn't have the guts to do it, but someone had done it with animals, so he knew about it.

In Zheng Feng's impression, the dragon's excrement looks like crystals, feels like clay, and smells nothing. When eaten... the effect seems to be pretty good!

With the tail rubbing against them, they walked for about half an hour and finally arrived at the entrance of a rift valley.

As soon as we arrived here, we could see from a distance that some kind of colored miasma seemed to be wafting out of the rift valley. The stench filled the sky. Tails and Alice hurriedly covered their noses and held their breaths.

"It smells so bad. It turns out that dragon poop smells so much more than dog poop!" Alice covered her nose and exclaimed in surprise, as if she had discovered a new world. I have to say that this little girl's character is really fearless.

"Smells?" Zheng Feng also knew that he had lost his sense of smell long ago, so he did not waste his efforts to try to detect the smell and said directly: "Tail, doesn't the dragon's feces have no smell?"

Tails rolled his eyes crazily and said, "Are you an idiot? Don't your human poops have any smell? How can dragon poop have no smell?! Have you forgotten that you lost your sense of smell?"

The big pervert couldn't smell it, but it didn't mean that they couldn't smell it. The rift in front was used to place dragon dung. Even before they actually entered, she and the little girl smelled a stench from a distance.

There are indeed some excrements in the world that have no special smell, but they are definitely not giant dragon excrements. Dragon excrements not only have a smell, but the smell is stronger than that of ordinary creatures. Otherwise, it would not be possible to drive away spirit beasts in the wild.

Zheng Feng asked in confusion: "Tail, when you were in the cave, didn't your feces have no smell?"

...

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