Zheng Feng lightly knocked on Alice's head and warned: "Don't mess around, or watch your butt."
"Butt~" "Butt~"
Sylph and Undine laughed happily.
Alice pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction and said angrily: "I was just joking just now. The big bad guy knows how to bully Alice. Alice will tell her big sisters when she goes back."
"If you don't learn well, just learn to make small reports."
Zheng Feng was quite helpless. He didn't think what the little girl just said was a joke. Anyone who knew Alice knew that this little girl was stingy and very vindictive. With Teddy and Taylor as her backers, if she really came to kick
Even if he can't trip up the Mercenary General Union, it will definitely cause quite a commotion, which is not what he wants.
Entering the Mercenary Association, the ice crystal hall was still filled with many mercenaries choosing tasks. Zheng Feng walked towards the ice crystal passage and took out the unused Azure Dragon Token that had been lying in his ring. It belonged to S-class mercenaries.
A status symbol.
When the mercenaries guarding the passage saw the Qinglong Order, they bowed and saluted respectfully to Zheng Feng, and then moved out of the passage without asking any questions. Even though Zheng Feng and Alice were both dressed in black and could not tell their identities, but this was heaven.
How dare they ask too much about the privileges of a super mercenary?
All the way deep into the S-class mercenary hall, there are ten counters, but the entire hall is very deserted. There are only a few old men. Seeing the two new faces Zheng Feng and Alice, there is a little doubt in the eyes, but very
They quickly stopped paying attention and continued chatting about their own affairs. For these S-class old mercenaries, they knew very well what they should do and what they shouldn't do, and they should stay out of other people's business.
Zheng Feng led Alice to a random counter and approached it. However, there was a big difference from the original A-level mercenary hall. The person who received him was no longer a young and beautiful waitress, but a dark-faced woman.
The bearded uncle.
Those who can enter here are basically S-class mercenaries. Even if he knows Zheng Feng's identity, Uncle Beard basically has an indifferent attitude. If Zheng Feng doesn't speak, he won't speak. There is no A-class mercenary at all.
The waiters at the Bing Hall were enthusiastic, and what Zheng Feng couldn't bear even more was that this uncle actually slapped his nose in front of him and the little girl.
He put his rough little finger into his nostril and pounded it hard a few times, then picked out a piece of black and sticky booger that looked like mouse excrement, and flicked it behind him. The booger drew an arc-shaped parabola in the air that opened downwards.
, and finally disappeared from Zheng Feng’s sight, which was quite speechless.
"Eh--!" The little girl tugged on Zheng Feng's sleeve and frowned, "Brother, this uncle is so disgusting."
Hearing Alice's voice, Uncle Beard's eyes flashed. Alice was about one meter tall and put on a fully enclosed cloak to enter the S-class mercenary hall. It would be easy for people to think that she was an elderly hunchback.
Old man, I didn't expect him to be a cute little lolita, at least with that voice. If he opened his cloak and saw a gray-haired Obasan, that would be too cheating!
"Little sister, do you want a lollipop?" The bearded uncle took out a pink lollipop from somewhere, leaned out from the counter, and handed the lollipop to Alice with a smile.
"No..." The little girl shook her head crazily, hid behind Zheng Feng in fear, and muttered: "It's so dirty..."
Zheng Feng couldn't help but have a few black lines appear on his head. The uncle's hand holding the lollipop was the same hand he used to hold his nose just now. No matter how greedy Alice is for sweets, she can't eat this kind of thing.
Something that makes me sick to my stomach just looking at it.
"What are you afraid of? It's not the plastic film..." The uncle also understood what Alice was afraid of, but he didn't force the little girl, and continued: "Don't forget it, if you don't want to eat it, I will eat it myself!"
After saying that, the uncle skillfully removed the plastic film and really put the lollipop into his mouth and sucked it...
A hand that had just picked up a booger, a pink lollipop, and an uncle with a stubble on his face formed a strange picture, which made Zheng Feng and Alice's world view and outlook on life,
Values are facing serious challenges!
A few faint laughs came from the S-class mercenary hall, and the other old people seemed to be used to this scene.
"Ahem..."
Zheng Feng coughed a few times and quickly corrected his three views. Only now did he realize deeply that in this world, there are all kinds of strange mercenaries. The bearded man in front of him was obviously a mercenary.
A 'strange species' in the military world.
When the uncle heard Zheng Feng's slight cough, he probably knew that Zheng Feng was not much older. He shook his head and sighed: "I'm young...suck...to cough like this, boy...suck...
I think it's 90% that you have kidney deficiency. Have you had frequent urination recently... Urinary urgency... Hmmmm... Can't urinate completely. This won't work. You... suck... what should you do when you get old? Young people, or...
...Hmm...it's better to be more restrained...suck~~~~~"
The worst part was that the uncle actually said it while licking the lollipop. Not to mention the sucking sound and the rhythm of speaking, Zheng Feng got goosebumps all over his body when he heard it.
The little girl behind him has now hid far away in the corner of the hall with the little guys, looking at the uncle with fear. Even the little girl who is immune to shit finds this uncle disgusting. It can be seen that this uncle's behavior is definitely not what ordinary people can do.
accepted.
Zheng Feng endured the nausea in his heart and reminded: "Senior, can you be more serious?"
If he hadn't sensed that this disgusting uncle was a hidden saint, he would have been unable to help but want him to know why the flowers were so red...
"I have been listening very carefully. How can I know what you want to say if you don't tell me? I don't know what you want to say, and you want me to say something to you. What can I say if you don't say anything?" The uncle finally took out his hand.
He took the lollipop from his mouth and said with a serious face: "Young man, do you need me to introduce you to an old doctor? He has been practicing medicine for fifty years and is proficient in all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases, especially the treatment of kidney deficiency. He is guaranteed to last three days."
That will allow you to..."
Before the weird uncle finished speaking, Zheng Feng wanted to turn around and leave. Just now he was just talking about kidney deficiency, but in less than two sentences, he changed from kidney deficiency to kidney deficiency.
The whole family is suffering from kidney failure!
Seeing that Zheng Feng was about to leave, the uncle tried his best to persuade him to stay: "Hey, young man, wait a minute. The uncle hasn't finished speaking yet. Why are young people these days so impatient?"
However, Zheng Feng didn't have the slightest desire to look back. He understood that he was wrong from the beginning, and it was so wrong. Normal people would never be able to communicate normally with psychopaths. If he really had to force himself to communicate with them, the only way
The way is to lower his IQ to the same level as a psychopath, but he can't do it, he really can't do it!
There were ten counters, why was he so unlucky to choose this one? It seems that when he and the little girl went out today, he forgot to read the almanac.
"Hey, uncle's words of wisdom and wisdom, why do young people today just have no patience to listen to them? But uncle believes that you will come back to uncle again soon. Do you believe it or not?"
Zheng Feng didn't even look back. Only a ghost would believe that he was a bitch and would come back to look for this psychopath. What are you doing with this psychotic uncle? Are you really looking for him to treat kidney deficiency?
Seeing that Zheng Feng ignored him, the uncle just smiled strangely, and then pressed a few times on the control panel...
Zheng Feng walked towards the other nine counters. Only now did he realize that the other nine counters were all staffed by upright and generous female receptionists, just like the ones in the A-level mercenary hall. Only the counter he had just chosen was the one.
There is a 1 in 10 chance of being bumped into by a psychotic uncle. It’s really a bad time to go out today!
Zheng Feng made a careful selection this time and chose a receptionist who looked the most pleasing to his eyes. As soon as he walked up to him, before he even opened his mouth, the other receptionist asked earnestly: "Sir, how can I help you?"
Woolen cloth?"
Hearing this sincere and respectful voice, Zheng Feng burst into tears at this moment. He finally met a normal person! This is the kind of receptionist the mercenary union should have. This is the quality. Look at it.
That crazy uncle just now, what was that and what?!
Zheng Feng calmed down his mood before saying, "Help me compile statistics on the missions related to missing girls in recent years."
"Okay, please wait a moment..." After the girl finished speaking, she lowered her head and waved her fingers quickly on the control panel. However, after a while, her expression suddenly became a little strange. She continued to try a few times, and she couldn't help but appear on her forehead.
I sweated a little bit, and finally gave up helplessly.
Zheng Feng noticed the change in the girl's demeanor and realized that something must have happened. An ominous feeling suddenly rose in his heart and he asked: "What's wrong?"
The female receptionist lowered her head to Zheng Feng and said, "Sir, I'm very sorry. The system was suddenly locked. I don't have permission to perform any operations now."
"Why is this happening?" Zheng Feng frowned. If the system is locked, even if he changes to another counter, I believe the result will not change.
The waitress hesitated for a moment, and finally said in a low voice: "The only person with the authority to lock the union system is President Su..." As she said that, her eyes cautiously glanced somewhere, where a man with a full face was sitting.
The scumbag uncle.
Noticing the gazes of Zheng Feng and the waitress, the uncle licked the lollipop and smiled faintly. In Zheng Feng's eyes, that smile seemed as dirty as possible, but the uncle didn't have any self-knowledge.
While whistling, humming an unknown tune~
"I understand that teenagers are crazy and busy masturbating late at night. After Aoi hides, she only loves Nishino Xiang. In order to repay the hard work of her right hand, she looks for seeds and there is a pomegranate. What does Miyuki Rie expect? She is a newbie with amateur makeup. Her eyes are blurred.
The box paper is used up. Suddenly the actor looks familiar, cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar~"
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[PS: Monthly tickets for 'forever dark moon', 'goodbye when we are apart', and 'Wow Giant'. Thanks to book friend '灁Crazy Shao灁' for his compliments and long-term support. Congratulations to him for being promoted from 'Shao Xia' to 'Hero Xia'