Zheng Feng's face was blue and his lips were white, and he lost his voice and said: "Two hundred?!"
Are the Zheng family crazy about wanting a child? They actually made such a request! The Zheng family is crazy and Alice is also crazy. She actually agrees to such a request. Crazy! Crazy!! The whole world is crazy!!!
Two hundred?! A pair of normal boars and sows may not be able to give birth to each other even if they work hard for a lifetime. How do the Zheng family want him and his sister to have a baby!
The girl sister married her home and had sex day and night?
"Big brother promised not to get angry..." Alice reminded in a low voice: "Not two hundred, but two hundred boys..."
When these words reached Zheng Feng's ears, his legs softened and he staggered. His face was no longer livid, but flushed. It was as if a mouthful of old blood rushed up from his chest and got stuck in his throat.
Didn't squirt out.
Generally speaking, the chance of having a boy or a girl is 1 in 2, so based on the 1 in 2 chance, if he and his sister want to give birth to 200 boys, they will need to have at least 400 left if the tone is good.
, including 200 baby boys and 200 baby girls...
This is just good luck. If a baby girl is unlucky and the connection reaches out, this number may continue to increase, to six hundred, eight hundred, one thousand... or even more!
If he was really born, his child would not need to form a team to participate in the World Cup. If men and women are mixed, damn! They can form dozens of teams and start the World Cup by themselves!
"Little girl, I think we should have a good talk about life..." Zheng Feng said sinisterly, like Shura returning from hell, his eyes glowing red, staring at Alice. This little girl must have done this on purpose.
!
"Don't be angry..." Alice reminded weakly. At the same time, her big eyes slid away and analyzed for Zheng Feng, saying: "Actually, it's not that bad. When the eldest brother didn't wake up before, his blood was very strong. At least there was
A life span of more than three thousand years is not to mention now. If you give birth slowly, there will always be a chance. In fact, it is not difficult to accomplish. It is just two hundred boys. You and the girl sister give birth to eight hundred thousand boys. No.
Is it ready?"
"Haha, that's eight hundred and thousand, haha..." Zheng Feng also laughed, but the laughter was a little creepy. This bastard little girl, he thought giving birth was a fart, right? Just let it go if you want, think about it.
Just give birth? You can fart whenever you want, but can you give birth to a child whenever you want?
"A thousand, a thousand, you mean that the girl and I need to work hard for a thousand years to complete the target... Haha..." Zheng Feng said with a 'hehe', even if we include all the time he spent in seclusion and coma.
, he is still only over a hundred years old.
But now, Alice tells him that starting from today, he will have to spend nearly ten times the time since he was born to have sex, create humans, and work hard continuously for a thousand years. Do you think this is possible?
The red light in Zheng Feng's eyes was dazzling and strange, making Alice feel dangerous, very dangerous. She shrank her neck, completely hid behind the girl, tried her best to defend herself, and shouted loudly: "Brother, calm down first,
You miscalculated, it doesn’t take so long..."
"Haha, I made a mistake. It doesn't take that long. Then you can calculate for me how long it will take to give birth to two hundred boys."
Zheng Feng is going crazy. Two hundred is outrageous enough, and there are also gender requirements!
What's more, how can he bear to let Sister Yatou give birth to so many children in a row? No one can bear it, let alone Sister Yatou's flesh and blood body. One a year is still an ideal estimate. If he really takes action, plus Sister Yatou regulates her body.
God knows when the baby will be born? This little girl actually said that he calculated it wrong?
If we really count, one thousand years is probably far from enough!
"Of course the calculation is wrong, Alice has calculated it for her big brother..." The little girl is now racking her brains to defend herself in order to protect her little butt. Otherwise, her little butt may bear fruit.
The little girl plausibly said: "Big brother is only considering the case of only one child. Maybe every birth will be twins? Then the time can be reduced by half, only five hundred years. If it is triplets or quadruplets,
Even if there are decuplets, then the time can be shortened~"
"Hehe...hehe...hehe..." Zheng Feng didn't know what else to use to express himself besides 'hehe'. Is it possible that every birth is a multiple birth?
Alice could see the disbelief in Zheng Feng's eyes, and she said angrily: "How is it impossible? The pigs Alice has raised have at least four piglets in each litter, and the most have even had nearly twenty piglets in one litter.
Pigs, and they don’t need to have one litter a year, they can have one litter in more than three months, and they can have three litters a year. If the eldest brother can keep more than ten litters per year, he can have more than thirty litters a year.
Then ten years will be more than three hundred, and a thousand will only be thirty years, so soon!"
Zheng Feng finally couldn't hold back the blood in his throat. A streak of bright red blood flowed from the corner of his mouth. His eyes were dull. He finally understood why Alice agreed to the 'two hundred' target so easily...
Tell me, he’s like—! Twenty babies at a time? Oh my God, he can ejaculate so much that the girl’s belly can’t even hold it!
Does this stinky girl really think that giving birth to babies is the same as giving birth to pigs? Keep the number of babies at least ten? One baby every three months? Three babies in one year? Complete the task in thirty years?
What may not have been possible for more than a thousand years was shortened by more than thirty times by the little girl using her 'magical' calculation method. The 'god'-like Alice, the 'god-like' theory...
Alice was behind the girl and didn't even see Zheng Feng's expression at this moment. She continued to express her god-like theory and excitedly suggested: "Brother, if you still feel that the time is too long, you can even send Sister Tianxue,
If everyone works hard together, the time can be shortened fourteen times, and the task can be completed in just over two years. Brother, it will be very soon, right? Isn’t it very soon?!”
"Yeah, Alice is so smart. She can think of such a method. She is indeed a talented girl!" Well, it's not difficult at all. There are only two hundred boys, and it takes more than two years for everyone to have them together.
That's it. I don't know what big brother is so angry about!
In the eyes of Alice, nothing is impossible for the almighty big brother. She affirmed: "Since pigs can do it, how could you not be able to do it, big brother? Big brother is much better than pigs. Pigs can give birth to more than one child in one litter."
Twenty, maybe you, big brother, can give birth to forty in one litter!"
Zheng Feng's eyes were dull and lifeless, as if he had returned to the state of trance not long ago. The bloodshot eyes at the corner of his mouth had turned into a stream of blood, dripping down his chin and onto his chest. He had a look that was completely played by Alice.
There are absolutely no words in this world that can describe his mood at this moment. Ten thousand horses running together is not enough, because it is not ten thousand grass mud horses, but an army of hundreds of millions of grass mud horses running wildly in his heart...
Zheng Feng only realized today that after condensing the results of his debut, he is actually not as good as a pig. A living person is not as good as a pig series!!!
The little girl pinched the corner of her skirt, her face was flushed, and she was a little squirmy. She stretched out her little head from behind, revealing a pair of beautiful big eyes, and secretly glanced at Zheng Feng, like a green fruit, and whispered shyly:
: "If big brother wants, Alice can also 'help'..."
This shy girl's confession was like the straw that broke the camel's back. Zheng Feng couldn't hold it back and spurted out a mouthful of blood. Was this little girl deliberately trying to piss him off?
"Alice..." Zheng Feng turned into a ghost, called Alice's name, and rushed towards her. He must talk about life with this stinky girl today.
The little girl immediately turned around and ran away, narrowly escaping the catch. She quickly hid far away, patted her flat chest, and said with lingering fear: "Big brother promised Alice not to be angry or angry.
Liar, big liar brother!”
"Haha, am I angry? I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all. Come here and let me take a good look at you, haha..." Zheng Feng said with a smile, but his sinister smile was not convincing at all.
No, I walked towards Alice step by step.
"Liar, big brother is obviously angry, and very angry. You want to spank Alice!" the little girl shouted. Zheng Feng chased her, but she ran away, but she didn't run far. She just kept spinning in circles.
.
This little girl is very smart. She knows that she will not be able to run away from Zheng Feng. If she runs far away, her little butt will be a poisonous hand today, so she just walks around for the girl, with Zheng Feng in the middle.
The peaks were difficult to attack in various ways, and Alice was as slippery as a loach, unable to catch them no matter what.
Zheng Feng said gently: "Alice, come here and tell me, how have you been these past few years?"
"It's not a good life, but at least no one wants to spank Alice. Brother Liar, I've come up with such a good idea for you. It shortens a thousand years by five hundred times to just two years. Not only do you
You don't want to thank me, but you want to slap me on the ass, you bad guy!" The little girl said aggrievedly: "Sister Wanjun, you have to make the decision for Alice."
It was okay not to mention it, but mentioning Zheng Feng was like vomiting blood. What kind of good idea was that? He really didn't know what was in this little girl's mind, to think of such a bad idea that couldn't be more bad!
The girl smiled and said: "Xiao Feng, what do you think of Alice's proposal just now?"
"Heh, heh... what kind of proposal, I'm not sure what good ideas this little girl can come up with." Zheng Feng's heart clicked, damn, he knew this would happen, what was supposed to come came anyway!
"It's just a suggestion to ask Xiaoya and the others to come over and 'help'. It turns out you have such a good relationship with so many girls..."
The girl's smile made Zheng Feng sweat in his heart. He glanced at Alice who was hiding behind and snickering. He finally understood why this girl came up with such a bad idea. She had it all on purpose. She knew that the method was impossible, but she still The purpose of saying it out loud is to cause trouble to spread to the east!
At this moment, Zheng Feng wanted to smash this little girl's butt to vent his hatred. Unfortunately, he was now a mud Buddha crossing the river... He couldn't protect himself!!!
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[PS: Thanks to book friends ‘Xu Jiansheng’ and ‘Shui Meng’er’ for their support.
Thanks to book friends "Bell for get out of class", "Goodbye when we part", "Your brother is not a good person", "Cold-blooded Demon Wolf", "Lazy Man C", "Shui Meng Er", "Sand Cake Immortal".
Thanks to book friends ‘Shui Meng’er’, ‘Your brother is not a good person’, ‘Grass travels a thousand miles’, and ‘Blowout 9694’ for their penalty kicks.
Congratulations to book friend ‘Xu Jiansheng’ for becoming the thirteenth helmsman of the Way of Taming Beasts.]