Originally, Lin Tianxue and Lin Tianyu formed a very warm and beautiful scene, but it was ruthlessly destroyed by someone's words.
Zheng Feng wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin and said calmly: "It's not that Tianyu has become thinner, but that you have become fatter."
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock…
The scene was so quiet that you could almost hear the sound of a stopwatch running.
bite--
The table knife in Lin Tianxue's hand fell to the ground without warning, making a soft sound. But she herself had no reaction, and her expression still maintained the 'smile' she had just faced Tianyu. However, that 'smile' now looked like
Such sluggishness.
The 'lethal power' of Zheng Feng's words to Lin Tianxue was almost infinite~
Lin Tianxue's mind went blank. Zheng Feng's words kept echoing in her mind without any sign of stopping. What did the big bad guy just do? He, he, he didn't lose weight in Tianyu? It was me, me,
I...changed, changed, became...fat, fat, fat? How is it possible? Such a thing is absolutely impossible——
Lin Tianxue's face suddenly turned pale, and he let out a crazy roar: "It's absolutely impossible for you, the big bad guy, to lie to me, I will bite you to death--to kill you--"
If Tianyu hadn't pulled her sister in time, Lin Tianyan would have flown over the dining table, pushed Zheng Feng to the ground, and started chewing him in a horrible way.
"Sister, calm down quickly. Brother Feng is joking with you. It's not true. Brother Feng, right? You are joking with your sister, right? Tell your sister that it is not true." Lin Tianyu hurriedly advised, as long as
If Brother Feng was joking, my sister should calm down.
Unfortunately, many things never change according to people's will, and Tianyu's expectations are destined to be disappointed.
The expression on Zheng Feng's face did not change at all, and he still said calmly: "It's not a joke, it's true."
These words simply added fuel to the fire, causing Lin Tianxue's 'small universe' to explode again. He instantly got rid of Tianyu's restraint and rushed in front of Zheng Feng. The sharp teeth had already started to send out bursts of chill. With Lin Tianxue's spirit at this time
In this state, she will really bite it, absolutely
Facing the attack of Lin Tianxue who had transformed into a "soul beast", Zheng Feng said calmly: "According to your lifestyle this month, it is normal to gain weight. Next month, you will be even fatter."
"Fatter", "fatter", "fatter"... These two words were like a sharp knife, piercing Lin Tianxue's heart fiercely, causing all the strength in her body to disappear without a trace, leaving her soft and soft.
He fell on Zheng Feng.
"According to this month's lifestyle, will I become fatter?" Lin Tianxue whimpered in a low voice, as if to himself, but also wanted to ask Zheng Feng. Maybe he himself was not clear about this.
"Yes."
Zheng Feng did not intend to let Lin Tianxue go easily and gave her an affirmative answer.
At this time, Lin Tianxue had to reflect on what kind of life he had been living this month: 'making soy sauce' - eating - sleeping - 'making soy sauce' - eating - sleeping - 'making soy sauce' -
Eat - sleep - 'make soy sauce'...
In the endless cycle of three-point-one-line life, she finally realized where the problem lies - too much 'soy sauce'
Lin Tianxue became 'awakened' and put his face on Zheng Feng's shoulder and cried out in sobs: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! How come it's like this? It's all the fault of such a bad guy like you. I want to work and I don't want to be sour."
~~~I also want to work and I don’t want to ‘make soy sauce’ anymore.”
Zheng Feng's expression finally changed, but it was impossible for Lin Tianxue to see it at this time. It was a smile of victory.
To be honest, it is really a waste of resources to raise a soy sauce bottle that can only eat and sleep every day, but it is not easy to make the soy sauce bottle work willingly. Especially the next large-scale crusade mission, if
The soy sauce bottle still remains filled with soy sauce, which is undoubtedly a serious problem.
Therefore, before the mission begins, Zheng Feng must change the status of the soy sauce bottle. During today's lunch, even if Lin Tianxue did not take the initiative to bring up the weight issue, Zheng Feng would deliberately find an opportunity to do so.
To put it simply, Zheng Feng had already planned it. As for whether Lin Tianxue has really gained weight, God knows this╮(╯▽╰)╭
"Xi Xi?" Sylph asked softly.
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"No need." Zheng Feng responded.
If Lin Tianxue could understand Sylph's question, she would definitely not continue to whimper now, but would open her mouth and gnaw hard at Zheng Feng.
Sylph was asking: "Master, do you still need to add the 'Light Body Technique' to Miss Tianyu tonight?"
‘Light Body Technique’: Make the target’s body light~
Taiyi couldn't help but said: "You are getting worse and worse."
Someone never refuses to answer similar questions.
At this time, Lin Tianxue's behavior had attracted the attention of other people in the restaurant. They saw Lin Tianxue suddenly throwing herself into Zheng Feng's arms from her seat. The elderly people all sighed: "Today's young people are so little
They don’t shy away from intimate situations. The world is declining and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be~~~”
How could Tian Yu, who was as thin-skinned as a piece of paper, endure the weird looks from everyone, and urged: "Sister, Brother Feng, let's check out and leave here quickly. Many people are looking at you. You have been misunderstood."
Hearing Tian Yu's words, Lin Tianxue came to his senses and immediately left Zheng Feng. His eyes were still slightly red, but his face was much paler than before and returned to rosy. He shouted nervously: "Misunderstanding, what's the misunderstanding?
It has nothing to do with this big bad guy."
As for Lin Tianxue's explanation, whether the people present believe it or not is another matter. However, with that ambiguous look in his eyes, Lin Tianxue obviously made the matter darker and darker.
Zheng Feng withdrew that 'victory smile'. He really didn't know what could be misunderstood. Being too nervous has its advantages. At least he won't have that kind of trouble.
After checking out of the restaurant, the three of them walked on the street. Lin Tianxue and Lin Tianyu had a very high rate of turning heads, while Zheng Feng was often ignored. Although the previous wig was ruined by Jiang Hanyi, as for the wig, Fu Yan
If Jay wants it, he can have as much as he wants.
Therefore, in the eyes of passers-by, Lin Tianxue and the others are eye-catching beautiful girls, while Zheng Feng is just an ordinary pony-tailed boy. In addition to being ignored, the rest should be all kinds of jealousy and curses.
When they reached a fork in the road, Zheng Feng asked, "Where are you two going next?"
The road on the left is to the trading market, the road in the middle is to Kaitenhun Academy, and the road on the right is to Guye Street.
Tianyu wanted to follow Zheng Feng, but after thinking about her sister, she couldn't say this. She couldn't leave her sister alone, right? If her sister also followed, it would definitely cause trouble for Brother Feng, and she felt very conflicted.
In the first half month, every time after lunch, Zheng Feng would leave the two of them and disappear alone for a while, only to appear again in the afternoon. At first, they didn't know where Zheng Feng had gone. Later, they passed by the cliff.
After being reminded by Fu Yanjie, I probably went to a flower teahouse on Guye Street.
So, Lin Tianxue took his sister, and they secretly found the flower tea house on Guye Street that Duanya and the others mentioned. As a result, they really found Zheng Feng 'hiding' inside, and they were making love to each other with a girl with short and medium green hair.
Note: This is just someone’s own imagination, the scene at that time was definitely not like this~囧~]
Lin Tianxue didn't mind Tianyu clinging to Zheng Feng, but she did mind the presence of other women around Zheng Feng. Don't ask why, she didn't know. She told herself in her heart that it was because Tianyu liked the big bad guy, so besides Tian Yu, the big bad guy didn't know why.
Other than that, other girls cannot appear, absolutely not allowed. This is to protect Tianyu from being harmed, yes, that’s it
But is this the real answer? If so, what about her who often appears next to Zheng Feng? I'm afraid Lin Tianxue can't answer it herself, maybe she knows but doesn't want to admit it.
When she saw Zheng Feng and Jasmine who were 'making out' [just someone's imagination], Lin Tianxue became angry on the spot, her eyes filled with anger, just like a little woman who discovered that her husband had gone out to eat.
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[ps: I sincerely ask for red tickets and collect them, thank you]
The spoofs in Yehe's books are quite connotative and can be savored.