"That's right! What's so weird about these names? Aren't they very vivid?" Tail asked strangely. In the concept of their soul beasts, unlike humans, the description of a masturbation behavior is divided into so many descriptions.
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"Well, there's nothing surprising!" Zheng Feng thought to himself: It seems that he was 'poisoned' by the second guy!
"However, I didn't expect that those three guys who only signed a contract with the lower-level magic beast Deer Man could actually sign a second soul beast with a lower-level spirit beast. It's really unbelievable." Tail sighed, the two soul beast levels
The span is really too big.
"They are spiritual beasts?" Regarding this news, Zheng Feng was just as shocked as his tail. Then wouldn't these three guys be even darker than Liping?
Tails said matter-of-factly: "If they are not spiritual beasts, how do you think their sharp eyes like humans come from? Those sharp eyes are the best evidence that they are spiritual!"
Zheng Feng: "..."
It can only be said that even if they are just a sidekick, they will have their own adventures. As long as they can seize the chance, they can become a crow and become a phoenix overnight~
Zheng Feng felt that he had some confidence in the three low-level spirit beasts, not to mention that their masters were only beast masters. They were restricted and they would definitely not be able to display their true strength. After thinking about it, Zheng Feng was relieved.
Curious: "What happened during your summer vacation?"
The three actors looked at each other and said at the same time: "This is a really good question, but we are not happy to answer it for you."
They knew that Zheng Feng must have seen the true level of Daffy Chicken, otherwise he would not be confused about their ability to sign the beast soul contract.
But why did they tell this big ** about their adventures? If it were Princess Tianyu who asked them, it would be a different story~
The three of them must also admit that although the names of the newly signed soul beasts can easily cause people to 'misunderstand', their strength is not false at all. They can sign the soul beasts when they are beast masters, even if they are just low-ranking ones.
Yes, that is also a huge opportunity. There is no way to pick out the name of the soul beast.
Don't call it Daffy Chicken, they are willing to call it "I Love Daffy Chicken"!
Long Taoer said proudly: "Now you, the Silver Demon, finally know that you regret it?"
"That's right!! If you want to look down on us, little people also have the self-esteem of little people!" Long Taoshan agreed.
"Ahem! Now let's introduce ourselves again, are you ready?" Long Taoyi coughed lightly and interrupted.
"Brother, you're ready!" the other two people responded immediately.
Long Taoyi pointed at this and said: "Big**, listen carefully!"
The three of them began to sing in unison.
"Our goal is to protect the safety of Her Royal Highness Princess Tianyu in Tianhun Academy and tell the truth through narration. We are the charming sidekicks."
"Long Taoyi!"
"Lontal!"
"Longtao Mountain!"
"Our supporting army has always come and gone like the wind, never leaving a trace. Our tomorrow may be a dark day with no chance to appear, but even so, we will never give up and appear again!!"
"That's it."
"Meow??!"
Ya crawled on his master's chest and watched the three people opposite him making strange postures. Seeing that they were having so much fun, he didn't know whether he should use his claws to interrupt their game.
Long Taoyi stood upright in the middle, raising his hands high, as if holding a sun. Long Taoer and Long Taoshan squatted on his left and right sides, facing Long Taoyi diagonally upwards, making a dynamic superhuman victory.
gesture after.
Daffy Chicken, Masturbating Rabbit and Pistol Monkey stood at the front, looking at Zheng Feng with sharp eyes. At the back of their team were the three tall and mighty-looking Deermen A, B, C.
He was raising his head to the sky and vomiting soy sauce.
Perhaps their actions moved the heavens, and at this moment, the soul of the dragon in their hearts finally burned. The people in the audience looked at the three of them, and they could vaguely see a halo emerging under their feet.
Could it be that it’s the legendary ‘double halo’?!
Because all the information is displayed as unknown, the secondary aura may be awesome, or it may be useless~
To put it simply, it is a halo that is equal to absence.
Sylph also came out and landed on Ya's forehead. The two little guys were looking at the dragon army with shining eyes. They seemed to want to imitate the three guys and put on those postures that were neither shy nor impetuous.
Come.
"Boom! Boom!" There were two soft sounds. When Zheng Feng discovered this situation, he immediately trembled and shuddered. He glared and emphasized: "You can't imitate them!"
If he didn't stop it in time, he was really afraid that one day, Tails would bring Sylph and Ya along with them, and they would also put on that one-man-for-one halo summoning formation in broad daylight.
By that time, he is afraid that these little things will be pissed to death!
It's simply stupid to try to summon the secondary aura without taking advantage of the great protagonist's aura~
Ya and Sylph touched the bulging bumps on their heads at the same time and responded in a low voice:
"Meow……"
"hope……"
Seeing that Zheng Feng had revealed such a big flaw with the soul beast, Long Taoyi immediately ordered: "Dragon Troop Army, the whole army attacks! Daffy Chicken, sonic attack!"
After giving the order, all the spirit beasts on the field started to move. Especially the Daffy Chicken. With a strong beat of its wings, the chicken jumped five meters high. Looking up, the audience looked up, but they were suddenly hit by a fierce attack at noon.
In addition to stinging the eyes when the sun hits it, the shadow of the Daffy Chicken is completely invisible.
"Dust machine~~~Dust duster~~~Dust duster————!!!"
Waves of piercing screams came from high in the sky, like invisible sound waves heading straight towards Zheng Feng.
Even if they were not the direct recipients of Daffy Chicken's sonic attack, the students around them felt that the chicken's crow was harsh and uncomfortable.
Fortunately, Tails often made noises in Zheng Feng's mind, so he was immune to so-called sonic attacks, but even so, he still felt dizzy at this time.
When Wei Wei said that the names of these three spiritual beasts were very vivid, he only thought that the Masturbating Rabbit and the Pistol Monkey were very vivid, but he couldn't understand the Daffy Chicken no matter how hard he thought about it, until now he heard the cry of Daffy Chicken.
After hearing the sound, she finally realized that this was what the tail meant by the image. Why didn't she remind herself earlier?
One wave after another, Long Taoer seized the opportunity created by his eldest brother and ordered: "Stop the tube rabbit and split Huashan with all your strength!"
I saw that the meaty claws of the masturbating rabbit suddenly swelled, became muscled, and the veins protruded, and the mushroom-head-shaped iron pipe rapidly became larger, thicker, longer, and harder.
Without moving at all, it hit Zheng Feng hard from a long distance away, making a "whooshing" sound.
Fu Yanjie in the audience was stunned. He could not have imagined that such a soul skill could actually exist.
Getting bigger, thicker, longer, and harder is undoubtedly not what most men pursue. If they use a masturbating rabbit to fuse their animal souls when they are having sex, as long as they can get one of them
The effect, the result...
Not only Fu Yanjie, but most of the boys in the audience were looking at Masturbation Rabbit's iron pipe that would become bigger, thicker, longer, and harder, with lewd expressions on their faces.
Smiling, some even had unknown liquid flowing from the corners of their mouths.
No boys would laugh at Long Taoer anymore. They looked at Long Taoer with endless envy. They wished they had such a soul beast so that they could use it when they had sex.
Soul fusion, reaching the supreme state of 'invulnerable with a golden gun'!!!
Although the girls were not as confused as the boys, when some girls saw the big, black, mushroom-headed tube of Masturbation Rabbit, they subconsciously blushed. They didn't know what they associated with it, so they could only say, and
Not all girls can be as innocent and ignorant of worldly affairs as Tian Yu.
Among them, the first girl to blush was Lin Tianxue. She originally thought that the three supporting cast members were here to act in a 'skit', but who knew that in this challenge, the three of them were the super dark horses!