Chapter 488: Little Bird~Little Bird~Grow up soon~~~
Unfortunately, in the view of Duanya and Fu Yanjie, the probability of 'evil things' happening is infinitely close to zero, and can even be said to be zero at all.
When Alice saw that Zheng Feng's eyes were clear and without evil thoughts, she realized that she was overthinking, and she instantly relaxed, but she still emphasized: "Of course Alice knows that going to bed is to rest, but Alice today
I’m going to sleep here at night.”
Zheng Feng asked: "So?"
Alice's petite body shrank into a corner, her little finger pointed at Zheng Feng angrily, and announced: "You can't sleep here! Get down there for Alice-!!!"
Alice was a little angry. This big brother seemed very smart before, but now he suddenly became so stupid, and she had to say it directly.
"This is my bed. Why can't I sleep here? If you want to go down, you can get down here." Zheng Feng said. He was kind enough to give this little girl some space to sleep on. As a result, not only did the little girl not thank her, she actually wanted to.
Drive him down. How can there be such a reason in the world!?
I have the final say on my territory!!
The bed belongs to Zheng Feng. Do you want him to get down? There is no door!
"You, you, you...Alice is a girl, how could you treat Alice like this!"
"So what if it's a girl? In my eyes, there's not much difference between men and women, and sleeping has nothing to do with whether you're a boy or a girl!" Zheng Feng responded casually.
Alice said angrily: "Of course it does matter. The nun once told Alice that boys and girls cannot sleep together, otherwise something very 'terrible' will definitely happen, and it will definitely be the girl who suffers in the end."
!And there might be a baby——!!”
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Fu Yanjie and Duanya were no longer in the mood to listen, but there was one thing they were sure of, that was, there was no need to worry about Alice's safety!
Now they just want to take a shower and go to bed~
"Second brother, do you wash first, or should I wash first?" Duanya asked. It felt uncomfortable to be naked. Although their bodies were much stronger than ordinary people, in the final analysis, they were still stronger humans. They had always been
Wearing dirty clothes can also make you sick.
As for the rumors among the people that beast soul masters will not get sick, that is simply a baseless lie. Beast soul masters are not gods. They are also human beings, and they will also get old, sick, and die.
Fu Yanjie smiled obscenely and said, "How about we wash together?"
Duanya shook his hand and cursed with a smile: "Get out! Who wants to wash with you!!"
Fu Yanjie didn't care at all and continued to say slyly: "Tch~ you don't want to wash with me, you just want to wash with someone else, right? If the person is not me, but someone else's 'Ruoying', I'm afraid I'll be willing
That’s incredible~ What’s that called? Hmm, it seems to be called Yuanyang playing in the water, Yuanyang bathing in the divine horse, Lao San, your taste is really unique, quack quack!!!”
Duan Ya did not flinch this time. Instead, he smiled honestly and said, "Second brother, what are you talking about? I don't wash with you because I'm afraid you will feel inferior."
Fu Yanjie was stunned. In the past, Duan Ya would have no choice but to give in at this time. Why did he suddenly change his gender today?
"Inferiority? Why should I feel inferior?" Fu Yanjie asked curiously.
Du Ya did not explain directly, but his eyes looked between Fu Yanjie's legs with a deep smile, and its meaning was self-evident.
Fu Yanjie, who suddenly came to his senses, immediately cursed: "You're such a third child, when did you become such a slut?"
Duanya shrugged and said: "There is no way, I was forced out by someone!"
Seeing the arrogant look on Du Ya's face, Fu Yanjie couldn't deny it, because just by looking at the completely different body shapes of the two of them, he could probably guess the difference in size of their penises. If they really bathed together, they would feel inferior.
There is no suspense about who is being 'abused'~
Duanya thought he would finally win over his second brother in this quarrel, but in the end he underestimated Fu Yanjie's shamelessness...
"Hmph! You have to do it now. If you can't get in then, you will cry~"
Fu Yanjie left these words and ran to take a bath while humming a cheerful tune, while Duan Ya stayed there stupidly, motionless, unable to recover for a long time.
Fu Yanjie's words are not unkind! There is already a huge gap in body shape between Liu Ruoying and Cliff. If the gap is equally obvious in a certain aspect, there may be a 'city gate'
The embarrassing result of being too small and the 'battery ram' being too big, God knows what to do after such a result~
Fu Yanjie just thought of such a possibility. As for the solution to this problem, it has nothing to do with him~
Whoever has this problem should worry about it, as long as he doesn’t have it anyway!
In the bathroom, in addition to the sound of "pitter-pattering" water, there was also Fu Yanjie's tone-deaf singing voice. Not only was it unpleasant to listen to, but every word pierced into Duan Ya's heart.
"Little bird~little bird~you are going to grow up~~~but remember~don't grow too big~~~little bird~little bird..."
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After Zheng Feng heard Alice's reason for asking him to get out of bed, he said nonchalantly: "That female cultivator is lying to you with nonsense. There is no such thing."
From the time he was born to the age of five, he had always slept with his sister, and nothing terrible had ever happened to him. If he had not slept with his sister, something terrible might have happened.
Zheng Feng believes that it can be seen from this that it is most appropriate for boys and girls to sleep together. How could it be possible that they cannot sleep together?
Alice retorted excitedly: "You lied! Sister will absolutely, absolutely, never lie to Alice, because Sister Julia is a devout believer in that piece of shit God of Light and has never lied!"
This was the first time Zheng Feng saw Alice mentioning the nun. Not only did the innocent smile on her face disappear, but she also showed signs of losing control of her emotions.
Although he was not sure why, he could at least be sure that Alice was definitely not as cheerful as she was during the day. Perhaps this Alice with a slightly hysterical feeling was the real Alice.
Also, from what Alice said, Zheng Feng got a useful piece of information, which might be helpful for him to 'take Alice as his own'.
Sister Julia, who has been taking care of Alice until more than a month ago, is a devout believer in the God of Light. Logically speaking, it is impossible for Julia not to instill her faith in Alice, and Alice seems to like Sister Julia very much.
Well, Alice, who has lived in the Cathedral of Light for almost eight years, has been influenced by the devout belief in the God of Light since she was a child. There is no doubt that she should become a devout believer in the God of Light like Sister Julia!
However, Zheng Feng heard clearly just now that Alice called the God of Light "Shit God of Light". It is obvious that this is definitely not a polite or respectful name, but rather a very hateful one. After all, she is a little girl.
If you use dog shit to describe something, you can imagine how disgusting it is.
"Do you hate the God of Light?" Zheng Feng asked.
Alice seemed to have discovered her gaffe just now, and quickly calmed down, and said angrily: "Alice hates that hypocritical god of light the most, he is a big liar!!!"
At this age, he can already actively control his emotions. This is really not what ordinary children can do. But after listening to Alice's words, Zheng Feng laughed. He finally discovered that this little girl has a place and
They are similar to each other, they all hate that hypocritical bright bird man.
"Why are you laughing?" Alice said depressedly. It was because of this guy that she broke her agreement with the nun. She clearly promised the nun that whenever she thought of her, she should smile, but she didn't do it just now.
If this guy hadn't questioned the nun, she wouldn't have lost her temper!
As a result, this guy is still laughing to himself, and Alice is very unhappy, unhappy, angry... and also very depressed!
Zheng Feng smiled and asked: "Why can't I laugh?"
"Why can you laugh? Is there anything about Alice that makes you laugh?"
Zheng Feng shook his head and said: "I am not laughing at you, but I am smiling because I am happy."
Alice asked doubtfully: "Happy?"
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[ps: I sincerely ask for red tickets and collections, thank you!!]