Chapter 488 Little bird, little bird, you will grow up
Chapter 5005: The ‘violent weapon’ of explosive anus
Indeed, if these people did not have strong greed in their hearts, let alone the gold coins that Fu Yanjie picked up, even if he picked up the gold bricks, these people would not have any losses!
As long as the greed in their hearts still exists, if they are not deceived by Fu Yanjie this time, there will always be times when they are deceived by others. Teach them a lesson in advance, and maybe wake them up as soon as possible. But this time there is no one
It's just a money bag. If there is a next time, what they may have to lose is their entire family property and even their lives.
Greed! It is the kind of desire that can easily lead people into desperate situations...
Duan Ya naturally understood what Fu Yanjie meant, but he didn't expect that things would develop into such a serious situation. In the end, it was all caused by greed!
Shaking his head, Du Ya shook the distracting thoughts out of his mind, jumped up, and also used the backs of the crowd to jump to his destination.
But the jumping point chosen by Duya was somewhat 'special'. When he borrowed his strength, he also secretly exerted his strength and stomped the man to the ground. I believe that the person he stomped would definitely be injured without four or five days of rest.
It cannot be recovered.
Fu Yanjie smiled when he saw the guys who were "black-footed" under the cliff. These were guys who deliberately targeted other people's money bags. The third child was really a good guy. Without thinking much, he followed closely.
He jumped over, otherwise the crowd would calm down and he would be in trouble if he tried to jump again.
"Ouch——!!"
"Damn, what bastard stepped on me again!!!"
"Don't step on it, can you walk?"
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Many people who were stepped on started to curse, but they didn't know who stepped on them. They cursed a few times, then lowered their heads and started working seriously, shouting in their hearts: Gold coins ~ gold coins ~ you are here.
Where are you? Gold coins~gold coins~where are you?...
It wasn't until people saw the guys who had their "black feet" thrown off the cliff lying on the ground moaning in pain that they gradually realized something was wrong and slowly calmed down. When someone wanted to help those guys up,
But I found that these people were all carrying money bags of various sizes, and I immediately understood what they were doing.
"Conspiracy, this is a conspiracy——!!!"
"We were deceived and there were no gold coins to pick up!"
"This is a gang of thieves!!"
The angry civilians immediately dragged these guys to report to the police, and the previous "gold coin incident" also pushed these guys down. This was a conspiracy for them to create chaos.
The instigator "Fu Yanjie" who first said there was a gold coin to be picked up has long been forgotten by the common people. Some civilians even said that one of the fallen guys was the guy who first said there was a gold coin to pick up.
However, this is also the characteristic of ordinary civilians. They never care about the cause and process of things. All they can see is the result. If the result is good, they will follow it, and if the result is bad, they will
Just keep shouting bad, and everyone will follow your words...
When one person calls these unlucky ghosts that they are the culprits, they may be innocent, but when two people call them, they may still be innocent, three people, four people...ten...hundreds...
...Even when all the angry people say that they are the culprits, even if they did not do it, it will become that they did it.
When Zheng Feng and the others turned around and saw those unlucky guys being dragged away with the blame, they were stunned.
Fu Yanjie sighed coquettishly: "Oh, I have such a good character. I can't help it. I can't stop it even if I want to. Third brother, I said from the beginning that you would not be so kind to help catch the thief. It turns out that you want to
If we want them to take the blame for us, you are indeed a 'brain-type' talent, and you can count on this."
Duanya suddenly smiled helplessly and explained: "Second brother, I didn't expect this result. You are thinking too much!"
Heaven and earth can serve as a guide, and the sun and moon can prove it. Duanya has never considered letting those thieves take the blame. He just thought it was too much to look at and taught him a lesson. But in the end, he got it right. At this time, he also knew that no matter how much he said, it would be useless.
If you use it, it will only become darker as you apply it.
People who 'believe' in the cliff will still believe it even if they don't say anything, such as Zheng Feng...
People who 'don't believe' Duanya, no matter how much they say, will never believe it, such as Fu Yanjie...
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"Ha~~~"
Wang Haowei let out a long yawn in an inconspicuous manner, as if he hadn't woken up yet. His clothes were not much different from usual ones, still the simple robe, not fancy, but giving people a dry feeling.
He looked at Zheng Feng and the others with half-closed eyes, and said feebly: "You little guys, you came really early today, ha~~~"
The teacher guarding the Ancient Yeluo Colosseum today is none other than Wang Haowei. He, the 'black-faced door god', is guarding the gate. Not to mention the crowds of people waiting, even a fly would be hard-pressed to fly in.
Therefore, no matter how loud and noisy the group of idle fellows before him were, Wang Haowei would just treat them as flies flying around and ignore them at all.
As long as those 'flies' don't fly over, once they dare to fly into the Colosseum, Wang Haowei will definitely hit them with a fly swatter, without showing any mercy.
Fu Yanjie joked: "Teacher Wang, look at your darkened face, dull eyes, and listless expression today. May I ask how many points you masturbated last night?"
He didn't wait for Wang Haowei's answer, and said in surprise: "Could it be that I masturbated all night long? Be careful of bleeding! At this age, I still rely on the 'Fifth Girl', I
As a student, I don’t even know what to say to you..."
Duan Ya was used to it. Once his second brother met Mr. Wang, he would feel unwell if he didn't say a few sarcastic words. Unfortunately, he had never seen his second brother gain the upper hand. He only felt tortured.
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At this time, Zheng Feng heard Fu Yanjie mention the word "masturbating", and he suddenly and inexplicably remembered what happened to Alice this morning. So, was he masturbating?
After thinking for a ten thousandth of a second, the guy’s final conclusion was...it doesn’t count~
He had two reasons: first, he did not masturbate himself, but someone else helped him; second, the tool for masturbating was not his hands, but his butt.
Fu Yanjie told him that the theory of masturbation is: "Do it yourself, you will have enough food and clothing" ~
But this morning, it was neither him nor his hands that moved, so he believed that his charge of masturbation was not established!
As for whether this guy’s final charge of masturbation is established, I believe that the majority of readers have clear eyes, and ‘justice’ is in the hearts of the people... It’s just that he didn’t masturbate~ Embarrassing~
When Wang Haowei heard Fu Yanjie's provocation, there was no sign of anger at all. He still kept his expression of not fully awake. He suddenly laughed sinisterly and said, "Little fat man, do you know what it feels like to have your anus exploded?"
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Fu Yanjie was suddenly shocked. Could it be that Pervert Wang had his anus penetrated by someone last night? No wonder he is like this now. Poor guy, even if he can't find a woman, he doesn't need to find a man, right?
Even if you are a man, doing 'attack' is better than doing 'receiving', right? Even if you really do 'receiving', is it necessary for you to 'show off' to the students the feeling of having your anus exploded?
"How do I know that my anus has not been penetrated by anyone? You perverted teacher, don't show off to the students how you feel about having your anus penetrated, no one will be interested in knowing!" Fu Yanjie said angrily, not only did he protect him from behind,
It's very good, I've never used it before.
Wang Haowei smiled lightly and said, "Who said I knew it? I just want to tell you that I can help you understand how it feels."
As he spoke, Wang Haowei stretched out his right hand, golden light flashed, and the 'Golden Honor' appeared in his hand. He bared his teeth at Fu Yanjie and said with a sinister smile: "Just use it... I can definitely give it to you.
'Extraordinary' feeling!"
When Fu Yanjie saw the glittering 'murder weapon', coupled with Wang Haowei's anus explosion declaration, his anus suddenly became extremely compact, and his hands subconsciously reached behind him to protect the precious and holy'
Daisy', staring intently at the spearhead that resembled an axe.
Is it possible that his delicate anus can withstand this 'violent weapon'?!!
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[ps: I sincerely ask for red tickets and collections, thank you!!]