Various meeting summaries, various report reports, project closing, fund withdrawal, etc.
They all come one after another.
The office is also very busy.
Sister Hua and Sister Qing also complained.
But there is no way.
Because there is a rule here that is not a rule.
That's the project for each department.
The closed loop must be completed by December 31 and must not be postponed until next year.
Even if it can't actually be completed.
It must also be completed in the "cloud" in the data or on the system.
Once this so-called "cloud" is completed, it will be awesome, extremely awesome.
Specifically speaking, this project is closed loop on the system.
Just pretending it's done, which doesn't sound very nice.
It should be said that it was completed ahead of schedule.
Yeah that's right.
For example, this year, the Batuma Town Company plans to build a new tap water plant to meet the people's growing water demand. However, this project has been hampered by a series of land acquisition disputes, material delivery, and insufficient personnel.
As a result, it cannot be completed this year.
So I can only finish it in advance.
The reason is actually very simple.
Because the company's finances are closed once a year.
Projects also cannot span the New Year period, and if it does, it will be difficult to declare funds.
Another thing is that the money applied for by each department must be spent, because the annual funds for each department are determined based on your expenses in the previous year.
For example, your department's budget request this year is to spend one million (made up).
Then it must cost one million.
Not even a penny less will do.
If it didn't cost a million.
Then your department budget plan is inaccurate.
Then your department's bonus will be deducted.
You may even be criticized by your boss for your department's poor coordination and execution capabilities.
To be more serious, you, the department director, are incompetent.
Not even spending money.
What's even scarier is.
Next year, the company will feel that your department cannot complete so many projects, which means that it does not need so much money, so it will significantly reduce your department's expenses and give the funds to other departments.
No one wants to leave fertilizer and water in other people's fields.
This expense.
In fact, it is a small treasury of a department.
That is, your department usually spends extra expenses such as going to the countryside for meals or gatherings!
This is related to the vital interests of every employee and to every employee's sense of identity and belonging to the company.
In fact, as a worker, working in a private enterprise with a somewhat similar structure, I have basically seen through a lot of things, and my edges have been smoothed away by society.
Everyone knows that salary cannot be changed for a while, unless you can really be promoted one day, but there are only so many opportunities, and most people are ordinary people.
But these ordinary people all have needs. If they can get a few more packages of laundry and going out for dinner, the department can pay for it.
will be very happy.
So everyone was happy to work on the information without sleep or food.
About ten o'clock.
Director Ma walked in.
Luo Liba has been talking about it for a long time, but there is no point.
Lin Zheng summarized it for him:
It's the end of the year, so everyone should work harder, do the work at hand well, and don't leave anything behind, so that you can go home with peace of mind and have a great New Year.
Haha, you fat ass, I heard that the year-end bonus has shrunk again this year. The company's income is increasing every year, and I don't know why the year-end bonus is getting smaller every year.
at last.
Director Ma assigned Lin Zheng a huge task.
Just let yourself do it in just one week.
Spent all 100,000.
When receiving this mission.
Lin Zheng was confused and excited.
I thought I was really giving myself 100,000 yuan to spend a lot of time and alcohol.
I have already made a comprehensive plan in my mind.
First, rent a yacht, find a few first-line young models, they must be round and carry two basketballs, and then everyone will play a basketball game together...
Haha, don’t say 100,000.
1000000.
I can spend every minute for you.
but.
I still thought too much, and it turned out that the one hundred thousand was just a fictitious number, and there was no such money at all.
that is.
Director Ma requires that he must be in the office.
Spend this hundred thousand yuan.
Isn’t it very deceiving!
The specific operation is to write out a plan costing 100,000 yuan and then submit it.
So, have you spent the 100,000 yuan?
Lin Zheng didn't know either.
It may have been spent, or it may not have been spent. If not, where did it go?
I don’t know because there are so many possibilities for where it could go.
Lin Zheng didn't dare to ask or make random guesses.
Maybe everyone usually eats up the food or something.
"Director Ma, how do I write this? I have no experience, how about..." Lin Zheng originally thought about whether he could get rid of this job, but everyone else seemed to be busy...
Director Ma stayed to explain a few words.
Lin Zheng is asked to write this plan and be sure to clearly record the whereabouts of the 100,000 yuan!
Because it needs to be signed and stamped by Mr. Lin of the company, it must not be vague, and it must withstand scrutiny before going to the finance department to settle the 100,000 yuan.
Write this plan.
It made Lin Zheng very painful, as if she were going through the pain of a woman giving birth to a child.
Just racking my brains!
This is a fictitious thing, and I didn’t even spend the money on it.
Damn you.
Moreover, apart from buying a house, Lin Zheng has never spent 100,000 yuan in one go.
My bladder is so full that it hurts again.
Still have no clue.
One hundred thousand yuan, not ten yuan.
If you go to an Internet cafe and recharge the card, you can play for a few years. If you stay in a hotel for seven days a day, you can also stay for a year! Now you can just doodle like this.
After peeing.
My body feels better.
My mind seems to be clearer.
Suddenly an idea struck me.
I thought of my underground lover Zhang Qingxue.
This girl has been complaining every day for the past few days and has a very bad temper. She says that she is so busy and has thousands of reimbursement orders that she has to review by herself.
Yes.
The finance job may seem glamorous, but it is actually quite hard. It takes no time at all to do it, and all project reimbursements from other departments have to go through her hands.
So.
I asked her for a share of other department's spending statements.
Wouldn't it be better if we just follow the same pattern?
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng quickly sent a message to Zhang Qingxue asking for help.
A long time passed.
Zhang Qingxue just handed over a share of the sales department's spending slips.
I've been warned a lot, don't spread it.
Otherwise, I’ll chop Lin Zheng’s pieces into pieces...
Indeed, this kind of affiliation is wrong. If it weren't for the fact that the two of them had an affair, she would definitely not risk sending it to Lin Zheng.
After reading this.
Lin Zheng suddenly became enlightened, enlightened, and enlightened, as if a life force had been injected into his body!
Full of evil power.
Then the fingers flew.
Typing on the keyboard.
"Due to work needs, this department has purchased a number of production safety protective equipment, totaling 100,000 yuan. The list includes pen holders, notebooks, wireless mice, keyboards, sleeping bags, flashlights, candles, water shoes, water cups, stockings..."
I see.
Lin Zheng was so arrogant that he spent 100,000 yuan on two pages of 4a paper.
I even feel that 100,000 yuan is a bit too little.