At seven o'clock in the morning on Saturday, in the boys' dormitory of Class 9 of the Medical Department of the Tenth Military Medical University of the Chinese People's Liberation Army, Jiang Hailong was slapped on the head while he was sleeping, jumped up and sat up, opened his eyes and kicked his roommate Sun Houhou.
, he scolded angrily: "There's something wrong with you. It's hard not to do morning exercises on weekends. You make it impossible for me to even sleep in!"
Sun Monkey's name is Sun Ming. He got this nickname because of his thin hands and long, shrewd and slippery person. At this time, Sun Monkey was not angry at all when he was kicked. He pointed at the desk with a smile on his face. Jiang Hailong's eyes suddenly lit up, soy milk and fried dough sticks! That's him.
Jiang Hailong hurriedly washed himself and drank a bowl of soy milk and six fried dough sticks. He burped and stretched his waist and said, "Tell me, if you have nothing to do, you are either raping or stealing, so what else do you want from me?"
Sun Houhou held Jiang Hailong's hand and said: "Brother, help! If you don't help brother, I will die this time!"
Jiang Hailong shook off his hand and said, "Don't be so stupid. If you have something to say, let's see if I can help."
"Please be patient and listen to me slowly," Sun Houhou sighed and shook his head, "Last night, I took a late-night snack with Xiaofang, who you know from the Department of Foreign Languages, and went for a walk to the school woods. That girl was taken by me.
Zuo Quan persuaded Zuo Quan again. After finally drinking a few bottles of beer and walking around in the forest a few times, he fainted early. He staggered and fell into my arms. The aroma was so fragrant. How can I stand this kind of stimulation? I trembled and trembled.
After opening her top and bra, I was immediately stunned by the scenery in front of me. I couldn't help but wonder, and I was shocked when I saw it. It was really a stormy sky with snow and snow! I had just had my eyes full and was about to experience the feeling, and then go deeper.
.Suddenly I heard a shout from behind me: "Who are you doing?" I was so frightened that I trembled. When I turned around and took a closer look, I saw that it was a security guard on duty. I was so angry at being disturbed at such a critical moment that I took out my student ID card and said
, I am a student of this school, and as for what I am doing, you are not asking questions knowingly. You are really meddling in other people’s business!"
Jiang Hailong laughed loudly when he heard this, "Well said! You are in love and not soliciting prostitution. There is nothing the security department can do."
"It's true that heroes have the same understanding!" Sun Houhou patted Jianghai Long's shoulder and said, "That's what I said at the time, but I didn't expect that guy was a veteran. He grabbed my student ID card and said, OK, I will do it tomorrow.
I handed this certificate to the Student Affairs Office and made three comments. First, the student did not abide by the schedule and did not return to the dormitory after turning off the lights and the bell. Second, no one cared about the relationship, but he took off a girl's clothes on campus without knowing the Student Affairs Office.
No matter; thirdly, it’s not you and me who have the final say whether it’s prostitution or not. If you don’t follow the rules and tell me each other’s name and school or unit name separately, I won’t mention the third point once it’s verified.**
*Isn’t this a statement? If I dare to betray the face-saving Xiaofang’s school class name, I’d be surprised if she doesn’t kill me! Besides, this girl has already woken up from fear and fled without a trace.”
Jiang Hailong said: "Insidious, he is sure to get you! Oh, but don't you always say that a degree is valuable and a future is more valuable, and if it's just to pick up a girl, you can throw away both? It's a big deal if the Student Affairs Office finds out.
It’s no big deal to give you a demerit or punishment.”
Sun Houhou raised his hands and said: "Brother, please forgive me. You are still laughing at me at this time. It's not like you don't know that I failed two compulsory courses this semester. If I get another demerit or punishment, I will be returned to my place of origin."
, my hot-tempered father will cripple me!"
Jiang Hailong spread his hands, shook his head and said: "This is really: the plan has been planned for a long time, and it is easy to start after being drunk. I was busy for most of the night before I arrived at the city gate. My eyes were full and my belly was hungry, and I was not interested in the show. I didn't eat the mutton, so troublesome You are a coquettish person. As the ancients said, it’s up to people to make things happen, but it’s up to God to make things happen! Brother, I deeply sympathize with your misfortune, but I can’t help you. I’m very sorry that I missed your breakfast, sorry!” After saying that, I wiped it with a tissue. He stood up and prepared to dodge.
Sun Houhou quickly pushed him back to his seat and said: "Stop gloating about my misfortune, Brother Long, from now on you are my brother! If you have the patience to listen to what I say, you will know that it is really you who helped me with this." No one else."
"Oh, this matter has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with it." Jiang Hailong was a little surprised.
Sun Houhou said: "I heard that he was going to hand over his student ID card to the Student Affairs Office. I was so angry that I went over and tried to take back the physical evidence. Unexpectedly, I was kicked by the guy and knocked to the ground. At that time, my intestines were filled with regret. It was so early. I know why I did it now. If I were like you and practiced boxing every night after self-study, I wouldn’t have been so easy to trick him. Brother Long, I see that you can punch like a tiger and kick like a monster. You must have profound martial arts skills. This leg sweep should be a piece of cake!"
Jiang Hailong was interested and continued: "You have some eyesight. I grew up in a mountain village with my grandparents who practiced martial arts. Let's put it this way. When Wang Xizhi practiced calligraphy, he often washed his brushes with water from the pond in front of the house. If things go on like this, the pond will The frog's mouth is all black; Brother Long, I have been practicing Kung Fu since I was a child. There is no grass growing within a hundred meters in the area behind the house! I won't say anything about the basics of Kung Fu. A piece of paper in the world is worthless to see through. You asked about how to sweep your legs to get through. It's actually very simple. You slide past him and then quickly turn sideways and kick his supporting leg that stabilizes your center of gravity. The opponent is the one who falls to the ground."
Sun Houhou nodded piously and said: "I wish I had known earlier! What was annoying was still behind. I was beaten to pieces and couldn't get up for a long time. The guy actually smiled sinisterly and said he wanted his student ID card back. It's not impossible, as long as you can knock me down. In desperation, I thought of you, brother, and immediately became braver, saying that you are the only one who can beat me with thin arms and legs. If you have the guts, I'll have a fight with my roommate. , I will let you do whatever you want if you win. If you lose, give me your student ID card. My roommate is very good at boxing and kicking, but don’t worry, I won’t let him hurt you. Of course, if you are too scared to fight, forget it, these days Who doesn’t bully the weak and fear the strong? That guy was so excited by me that he screamed, saying that I’m scared of him, so it’s settled that I’ll come here at 7:30 tomorrow morning, and I won’t accompany you if I’m late.”
"Stop, stop!" Jiang Hailong became alert, "I understand that you have been going around for a long time just to ask me to fight for you to get your student ID card back. We can't do this. Military medical college students are also considered civilian soldiers. How can we fight and cause trouble? .You can’t bribe me with a breakfast! Hey, the breakfast at the century-old shop in front of the school tastes really good, and you won’t get tired of eating it.”
"This is a competition, not a fight. I'll buy you breakfast for a week!" Sun Houhou shouted.
"One month!" Sun Houhou stamped his feet and said.
"This is not a matter of breakfast or not. You are making things difficult for me..." Jiang Hailong explained.
"One semester!" Sun Houhou gritted his teeth.
"Hey, classmate, your sincerity is so touching. So let's make a decision. I will go out of my way to help you. Who are we to be classmates? Remember, this is only for this time, and it won't be the same next time!"
"Don't worry, I won't dare to do it next time." Sun Houhou took out the two extra cans of Cordon Bleu he bought last night from his schoolbag, opened it, handed it to Jiang Hailong, and said, "Cheers!"
After drinking, the two of them slammed the door and walked out.
A burst of rock music wafted out of someone's dormitory. Both were rock fans and veterans of popular song covers, belching beer and singing along with the music:
“Every revolutionary student must remember,
Students should pay attention to brotherly loyalty,
Drink together and brag together,
Everyone was so close and laughing.
Young, chic and romantic number one,
The girls all supported and were happy.
Who wants to bully my classmates?
I'll tell you the difference between fists and feet..."
The singing was interrupted by a crackling window opening and the sound of beer bottles and mineral water bottles falling to the ground, followed by yelling curses: "Who the hell doesn't sleep up so early in the morning? It's spring, you're crazy!"