Everyone only heard two fart sounds, and then they saw this strong man at the third level of Yuan Control. Suddenly, there was a big hole in his black trousers. Through the long sword and the jade lute, his face was half-covered.
The buttocks were flabby, and then, just like a girl having her first period, the whole room was filled with redness in an instant...
Not to mention the three brothers who were stunned, Haixing Pavilion was stunned, the unknown audience watching the show below were stunned, and even the instigator, Young Master Chu, was stunned.
"Wakakaka..."
"Pfft haha..."
"Hmph..."
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Chu Kuang fell down laughing, even forgetting that he was still pretending, and that there were many experts around here monitoring everything here.
It's so funny. Do you want it to be so funny?
The audience was silent, deathly silent, and then suddenly burst into waves of wild laughter!
This laughter can really knock down all the roofs of the imperial capital in an instant.
Those who saw the situation clearly immediately laughed out of breath and told those who didn't see clearly what they saw. Those who didn't see clearly immediately told those who couldn't see what they heard.
"Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay, you Tianjilou! Okay! Okay!" The man in black covered his buttocks in the air and almost jumped up in anger, but seeing the three masters, they were stunned.
But he turned around and ran away.
Two pieces of white buttocks, sandwiched with red liquid, fluttered softly in the rain...
The man in black listened to the increasingly roaring ridicule behind him, and was dying of shame and anger. However, he had to run away, and he didn't dare not run away. His anus exploded, and it hurt to death when he moved. Fighting? You're kidding!
Even if it's revenge, you have to live to get it!
"Tianji Tower! I remember you!" The man in black fled with his sword, reluctantly covering his buttocks with both hands, turned his head and shouted loudly, the hatred in his voice was really piercing, "I swear! This is
If Tianji Tower is immortal in this life, I was born to a fucking bitch! I was raised by a child molester! I was raised on dog milk!!!"
The first few shouts were relatively quiet, but later, as if to show his determination not to give up until the Tianji Tower was destroyed, he shouted extra loudly.
As a result, the entire imperial capital echoed with his angry and humiliating shouts.
I was born of a fucking bitch! I was raised by a pedophile! I was raised on dog milk!
Son of a bitch...
Raised by pedophiles...
Eat dog grandma grandma...
grown up...
Pfft hahaha...
Chu Kuang couldn't bear it any longer, and the body he had finally hidden fell from the eaves with a "snap" like a silly bird. However, he didn't care at all, just lying on the ground and facing
The rain-covered ground pounded.
"Wow, haha, haha... Damn, I'm laughing so hard, I'm laughing so hard, haha... hahaha..."
Everyone in the world laughed, and no one cared about Chu Kuang, a lunatic.
The entire imperial capital fell into laughter. Some people even stood in the red blood, vomiting non-stop while holding their stomachs and laughing non-stop, as if they were being laughed at.
Like a hole.
What's more, some people even laughed so hard that they laughed so hard and vomited until tears flowed down their faces. It happened that they had both, and they couldn't get rid of it.
In just one short day, a large group of miserable children suddenly suffered mental breakdown.
The man in black, who had already fled far away, staggered instantly and almost fell off the flying sword.
"Tianji Tower! Ahhh!"
This cry, full of grief, indignation, humiliation, and grievance, reached the ears of the group of laughing people, and instantly seemed to add fuel to the fire, making them laugh even more cheerfully.
"Pavilion Master...this..." The emotions of the three brothers were not easy to fluctuate, but when they encountered such a weird thing that made people laugh, no matter how strong their nerves were, they were not immune to it, and they were decisively beaten.
It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
The muscles on Haixingge's face twitched. It was obvious that he was smiling so freely that his muscles were overworked.
He looked at the three brothers whose faces were red from holding back, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, the three brothers please go back to recover first. What happened this time... ahem, Xingge knows that it's no wonder, ahem, it's not surprising.
Three senior brothers."
The three brothers finally breathed a sigh of relief, and no longer had the worry of being punished. Naturally, they could no longer hold back the smiles they had suppressed for a long time, and their three big mouths suddenly opened wide.
The three of them stood in the hall and burst out laughing, instantly changing from dead faces to Maitreya Buddha.
The corner of Haixingge's mouth twitched. Seeing the three senior fellow apprentices changing their faces so quickly, he wondered if these three people had already suffered from schizophrenia.
However, in general, Haixing Pavilion is still very happy. Although he failed to kill the provocative person this time, the current result is unexpectedly more interesting than killing him.
He glanced sideways at the three senior brothers who were still having fun beside him, but a flash of thought flashed in his eyes. These three senior brothers of his would never do such a humorous thing.
These three people have always been rigid in character, how could they come up with such a dirty strategy?
He subconsciously searched around with his consciousness, and suddenly saw an acquaintance. Not far away from the pool, a young man was lying on the ground in a very evil shape, laughing crazily.
Chu Kuang!
Why is this bastard boy here?
Haixingge was stunned. He clearly remembered the information saying that this boy had a conflict with the boy from the Duanmu family and was completely destroyed!
Haixing Pavilion hurriedly searched around carefully, and sure enough, he saw Nalan Mo and several Chu family guards not far away.
He was finally sure that this boy was indeed Chu Kuang, and that this guy was not injured to the point of being unable to get out of bed as rumored by the outside world!
"Compile the information you got. I will go find you at night." Chu Kuang's spiritual consciousness is much more powerful than that of Haixing Pavilion. How could he not feel his detection? However, he is
I'm just too lazy to pretend.
Tianji Tower is powerful, and judging from the current situation of the Chu family, there is no harm in being able to rely on it.
As for the other forces... when those divine consciousnesses swept across his face, he cleverly covered them up.
"Don't worry, old sir." Haixingge was shocked and responded hurriedly. He went to look at Chu Kuang again, but there was no one there anywhere.
On the other side, people who had finished watching the excitement had begun to rush back one after another. The expressions on their faces were really complicated.
On the third floor, Nalan Mo had a slightly uneasy expression on his face: "Where is the old Chu man? It took you so long to go to the toilet?"
"Haha, cousin, don't worry. Chu Kuang is a member of the Chu family, who dares to touch him?" Yu Wen Qingyu comforted him in a warm voice, staring at Nalan Mo with a pair of gentle eyes, a look of inquiry, "I heard
My cousin's health is not very good now. Why don't you come back to the palace with me right away? I'll ask your father to write you a magical elixir, maybe..."
"What the hell!" Yu Wen Qingyu was only halfway through his words when he heard an extremely angry voice coming from the second floor, and then a man with disheveled hair walked up. Who else could it be if it wasn't Chu Kuang?
ps: Some laughed, some raised their hands and decided to keep the collection, haha