The top is filled with vegetables, radishes, tofu, and green foods.
It is truly vegetarian, with no meaty taste at all.
Tang Sanzang was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched, and he almost wanted to curse.
Damn it, this old guy doesn't look like a good guy, but I didn't expect him to be so careless.
After a whole circle, you are eating a lot of fish and meat on the side, so you just give me this to eat? Are you sure you are not kidding me?
"Exceptor, I'm afraid this is a little inappropriate."
However, considering that the old man had been very respectful to him just now, Tang Sanzang did not fall out on the spot.
"What's the matter, holy monk, but these vegetarian dishes are not to your liking?"
Kou Yuanwai asked doubtfully, "This hemp."
Tang Sanzang was speechless.
Sun Wukong said proudly.
Yes, everyone would feel ashamed if they had a shameless companion.
"Holy Monk, I'm afraid that's not suitable, right?"
Although I am very willing to doubt it, the series of seals of various countries are definitely fake.
Although I am old, I am still awake at all
"Why would a poor monk joke about his identity?"
What about his appearance? After all, he is the head of a brothel, so even with his good looks, he is quite calm.
"Nothing is appropriate? The old man doesn't know anything. What the poor monk practices is anger meditation, so he never abstains from male sex, alcohol and meat."
If you obey me, you will die in front of them!
In such a short period of time, the monkey's growth in strength was nothing short of astonishing.
Vajrapani Bodhisattva said worriedly, remembering the scene where I secretly peeped a long time ago and was discovered by a bandit, I was no longer frightened.
Sun Wukong stood there, looking confused.
Vajrapani Bodhisattva said, "What?" The Tathagata's complexion suddenly changed.
Sha Seng nodded and said,
My wish is to have 10,000 monks, but Sun Wukong--how does that really count?
But he had a bald head and said he was a lay disciple. Who the hell were he bluffing?
What did that guy say? He wanted a feast of meat and a girl to accompany him?
The way Vajrapani Bodhisattva moves.
"Buddha, this master and disciple of Sun Wukong haven't arrived in the cave yet.
The pretense was successful, and Sun Wukong directly showed the noble posture of a humble monk from the Tang Dynasty.
In those pretentious moments, of course you need help from your apprentice.
“Follow the Buddha’s decree.”
Tang Sanzang questioned.
Sun Wukong smiled and explained:
Especially the first page, which has the small jade seal of Tianzhu printed on it.
"Yes, I must believe that Master Bazang was just a lowly monk of the Tang Dynasty, but also a disciple of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He was the true descendant of the Buddha and received enlightenment from Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Holy Monk, are you okay? Please tell me directly."
"The poor monk with the golden gift body who lives in the slow foundation has an ordinary constitution. He has been bald for many years, so he has been on the same crop for many years.
Originally, a hidden variable in Journey to the West was a bad deal, but now Luo Zhejun's strength has increased slightly.
Damn it, that guy is really the little Tang Sage!
"Do you know that the holy monk is still satisfied with this?" Tang Sanzang asked.
"Exactly, he has done countless good deeds in his life, devoted himself to the Buddha, and accumulated good results. All he wants is to live forever."
I shaved my head and came here specifically to deceive people, so I subconsciously believed that Sun Wukong was that kind of person.
I originally wanted to get along with him as a moving person, but I thought that what I got in exchange was alienation. Damn it, now you have shown your cards, you are just pretending, I am not a little Tang Sage.
Luo Zhejun smiled awkwardly, knowing that he had not shown any enthusiasm towards Sun Wukong just now, so he quickly said:
Tang Sanzang said impatiently, "What's going on with the monk?" Momoji said clearly, which made me feel hungry.
That stupid disciple was indeed reliable. At the critical moment, he decisively put himself aside.
I thought that in the end I would end up with a free-spirited gangster, but that guy was still a humble monk from the Tang Dynasty. The clearance document was written clearly on the bottom of the document.
At this moment, Qin Ran spoke in time.
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"Amitabha, old benefactor, this poor monk told him that what the poor monk is doing now is exactly what these monks want."
Tang Sanzang questioned.
Tang Sanzang turned around and saw Luo Zhe. Apart from the bandits, Luo Zhe had not yet turned his head silently and seemed to have no shame in his heart.
On the surface, he looks different from a monk."
"Everything is abnormal. It's just that this monkey seems to have no adventure."
He has a bald head, is he serious?
"Vajrapani, please go back as soon as possible and closely monitor Sun Wukong's master and disciples. If anything happens again, you will be relieved."
Who would have thought that a little Tang sage, recognized by emperors from all over the world, would have such a moral character?
But the eminent monk's flag has been set just now. It's hard to say that he also wants to eat meat now. Do you still want the face?
"Two elders, please take a seat over there."
Tang Sanzang felt angry for a while. I have lived for so long, but I have never heard of any Zen method.
One statement at a time, full of nonsense.
The corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched violently, and he could barely even begin to hear the hallucinations.
Just then, I remembered Luo Zhe's words just now, and suddenly my heart moved. Luo Zhejun decided to repeat the old trick.
"Excuse me, what this eminent monk means is that the two people around him are not monks, but lay disciples he has accepted, so there is no need to stick to Buddhist precepts."
Tathagata quickly ordered.
Sun Wukong's expression immediately became sullen, and he easily printed out the booklet of the Factory Body Hua Gui.
Looking at Sun Wukong standing there stupidly, Tang Sanzang reminded him evilly.
"He said so little, what was his intention?
Sun Wukong's face changed color.
"I didn't know the identity of the holy monk just now. I hope you will forgive me."
Sun Wukong said politely, and then took his seat slowly and patiently.
"Having said that, how can a holy monk keep his heart clear when he has so few desires?"
"Humph, that old man knows his stuff.
Vajrapani Bodhisattva asked, "How is the situation?"
"Old donor, does he feel that the poor monk's words are empty and he is talking back?"
In fact, I understand why a handsome young man like Sha Seng would travel with a person of bad character like Sun Wukong.
Taifu is recovering slowly
A trace of suspicion arose in my heart, thinking of all the suspicious deeds of Sun Wukong since he retired.
That guy is going to be a flower monk, right?
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I have already turned against you.
I don't have any doubt that Luo Zhejun and Qin Ran are lay disciples of Buddhism. After all, they are both very hairy and they are completely incompatible with monks.
"It turns out he is really a little Tang Sage! I'm so rude.
Seeing the gorgeous album suspended in mid-air, page by page quickly unfolding, Tang Sanzang was immediately dumbfounded.
The corner of Luo Zhejun's mouth twitched, feeling that the guy was talking nonsense.
“Is practicing Buddhism in vain?”
The old man was so kind-hearted that he actually touched these sanctimonious bald donkeys in Buddhism. I decided that I would have to teach that guy a lesson later and correct him.
I can obviously see that Tang Sanzang was not willing at all, but it does matter, as long as he is respectful on the surface.
Sun Wukong said with satisfaction.
Just looking at Sun Wukong's performance, let alone a mortal, I am a humble monk from the Tang Dynasty. Even I have doubts.
Sun Wukong is very honest and honest.
That old man seems to still need to be beaten. Sun Wukong said earnestly:
"Holy Monk, he is not joking with me, right?"
"Mr. Qin, Ke Renye is a lowly monk who didn't come here."
Tang Sanzang was a patient Taoist.
"This monkey knows what kind of destiny he has, and he was suddenly promoted to the Xiao Luo Jin Wonderland."
"Since the holy monk is a lay disciple, why does he have a bald head? You must know that the body's hair and skin are easily damaged by parents."
Feeling quite helpless in my heart, I dedicated myself to the Buddha, giving good and bad deeds, and became a monk for half my life.
Vajrapani left with words.
"Holy Monk, since the matter has not been resolved yet, please sit down quickly, because the food will be cold in a while.
Tang Sanzang frowned, wondering what it meant.
Kou Yuanwai suddenly became even more confused. What did this monk mean? Is there something he couldn't hide?
A few of them are eating fish and meat, and you, the master, are cooking vegetables and tofu.
This is the critical moment for Buddhism to set up a small formation, and we must closely monitor every move of the variables in Journey to the West, lest something go wrong again.
If it weren't for Kou Yuanwai's expression being so lifelike, he almost thought the old man was playing tricks on him.
"Amitabha, he knows that all things are corresponding to each other."
Is his worry about pain?
It is simply that the world is getting better and better, and people's hearts are ancient.
The corners of Tang Sanzang's face and mouth twitched, but his expression was no longer ugly.
.....
Luo Zhejun said happily.
That guy is a monk when he opens his mouth and a monk when he keeps his mouth shut. If he were really a monk, I would kill him for believing him.
“Furthermore, becoming a disciple of Buddhism was forced by the current situation, and it was not something I wanted to do in my heart.
Tang Sanzang smiled awkwardly, and his expression spoke for itself.
Tathagata was suddenly shocked.
In Tang Sanzang's Mansion.
Outside of the Kou members, Luo Zhe laughed and sat down, feeling that the scene was extremely boring.
"Old donor, he actually misunderstood that the poor monk is also a lay disciple of Buddhism."
"What adventure?"
It must be that the monk is not just telling you nonsense.
"Haha, that old man is really boring." "Thank you, old benefactor."
Sun Wukong looked at the table of meat feast with bright eyes, his meaning was very obvious.
"The poor monk turned out to be a disciple of the secular world, so he is naturally a taboo."
"Here, I'm going to prepare a bad banquet right away, and then go to Yingxiang Tower to invite some top names.
"But is the holy monk just afraid of criticism from others?"
If I had just seen the miracle that Sun Wukong revealed when he took out the clearance disc, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to that guy.
"Food and wine have passed through the intestines, but they remain in the heart of the Buddha. If you are devoted to the Buddha, why do you care about the gossip of others?"
"Did he confirm that he saw it correctly?"
Kou Yuanwai suddenly understood and said quickly: "Oh, so that's it. I was rude to the 610 Office and didn't clarify the identity of the two elders."
When he said that, Sun Wukong suddenly felt even more sad.
What's going on? How come you're the only one left in such a blink of an eye?
Now that the incident has come to an end, Luo Zhejun can still
"But it's true. The demonic flames under this monkey's body are soaring, and it seems that the power of blood has been stimulated."
See? Damn old man, even Mr. Qin said that! What the hell is he still insisting on?
"Amitabha, this is the customs clearance document. The identity of the little Tang Sage Monk is confirmed to be false, and he was laid off with the certificate."
This makes things difficult.
Xitian, Xiaoleiyin Temple.
Besides, after all the twists and turns along the way, Buddhism has deceived me many times, but can it still make me happy?
Before putting on a particularly big show, Sun Wukong was directly invited by Tang Sanzang to another small hall, and another sumptuous banquet was prepared.
Small fish and meat, delicious food, the aroma is fragrant. Sun Wukong was satisfied for a while, and the old man didn't keep his promise and actually found some girls to accompany me.
Do you really know that the kings of these countries have no eyesight or something? How can they regard such a sanctimonious bald donkey as a lowly monk?
"Old donor, he has heard that practicing Buddhism is about cultivating the mind. If the mind is clear, all laws will naturally be empty. As for the rules and precepts, they are just restrained by shit."
You must know that when the monkey was not born, the two saints did not hesitate to take action secretly, but something unexpected happened.
Luo Zhe was enjoying a slow meal, but when he caught the look, he felt helpless. However, he still cast a big spell to make the customs clearance document float in the air.
I'm sure Sun Wukong's identity is fake, so what do the four thousand monks that I used to worship count for?
"As a monk, the poor monk has a pure heart and few desires. He doesn't have any other requirements. He just arranges a meat feast and invites a few girls to accompany him."
Looking at Luo Zhejun, who had a mouthful of pig's trotters and a bite of chicken legs, his mouth was full of oil, and he was arrogantly eating flowers, Tang Sanzang could only see white lines on his head, and couldn't help but ask.
Luo Zhejun threw the booklet away and gave Qin Ran a meaningful look.
Tang Sanzang took the next step and said respectfully, but he still didn't believe in life.
That's still a little short of that. Sun Wukong nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Old benefactor, I love you so much that there is no thunder."
Do you really think you are old and dim?
Over the past few years, I have worshiped a total of about 4,000 monks, and naturally many of them were dishonest.
I wholeheartedly worship the Buddha and have been paying homage to monks for half my life, but looking at Luo Zhejun in front of me, I don’t feel like my eight views have collapsed.
Tang Sanzang stared at Luo Zhejun with a scrutinizing face, his eyes full of doubts.
As Qin Ran spoke, he pointed at Sun Wukong and Sha Seng with his finger.
Who is I, Sun Wukong? This is the man who dares to beat the gods and Bodhisattvas violently. He can strike all over the sky with a set of four punches. Who dares to provoke his opponent?
I had to order someone to beat up that thief and bald donkey, and then blast him out.
What if, the monk had performed a miracle just now, and the customs clearance documents were genuine.
Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded. The monk was a vegetarian, but he wanted to eat meat, and he said it so arrogantly.
"Amitabha, the member is so polite. The poor monk is very grateful."
In this way, if Buddhism wants to cause disaster, it will undoubtedly become more difficult.
Anyway, the old man had read a lot of Buddhist scriptures, but he still let me talk nonsense.
"You know that the holy monk has no requirements? Feel free to put them forward. As long as the old man can do it, he will be satisfied."
"Holy monk, I have never heard of the method he practices, but he is a disciple of Buddhism after all. If he respects the pure rules and precepts, is he just a little bit of a Buddha?"
"But how can a monk respect the pure rules and precepts of Buddhism?"
Sun Wukong wiped his mouth full of grease and said seriously:
Sun Wukong asked rhetorically.
Luo Zhejun stared deeply at Sun Wukong, as if he saw the word "shame" under that fat face.
However, he just ordered:
Tathagata frowned and asked.
Tathagata wants to take care of it, but he is a bit too naive to use my methods!