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Chapter 1: The Old Man Selling Cheats

[69 Book Bar - www.] "This little brother! I see that your bones are amazing and you are a unique martial arts genius. It depends on you to maintain world peace. I have a martial arts secret book "

"Tathagata Divine Palm", seeing that I am destined to you, I will sell it to you for one hundred yuan." A beggar looked ahead, his eyes suddenly shone, and he was the first to stop Chen Lin's footsteps. With a smile on his face, he held a

The book, which was covered in oil stains, reached out to the young man in front of me.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Chen Lin asked depressedly, looking at the ragged beggar in front of him. Does he look like a particularly stupid person? Even a beggar regards himself as a fool.

I was really unlucky today. I was so nervous that I went back to the company to pick up things on the weekend. Then I heard the sound of having sex in the office. I was surprised to find that the boss and his female secretary were doing something to benefit mankind in the office; you

Just say you saw it and sneak away quietly, but you accidentally made a noise.

Then, Chen Lin was confused. Then, the boss came out of the office disheveled. Then, everyone could think of it. Now Chen Lin seemed to hear the boss’s yelling. Alas, just wait to be fired. These days

, it’s not easy to find a job. When I was depressed, a beggar appeared in front of me and said such a familiar line.

"What are you talking about, little brother? I see that little brother has a square forehead, a full heaven, a root of wisdom, and a body like a dragon..." The old beggar took the words and praised Chen Lin with saliva, saying that he was a rare bird in the sky, the only one in the sky.

There is absolutely nothing on the ground; it is his light that illuminates the whole world. If there is no existence of Chen Lin in this world, then this world will definitely be incomplete.

"Have you finished talking? It's not that I don't want to buy it, but that I don't have the money!" Chen Lin waited for the old beggar to finish speaking, then turned around and left happily. He was thick-skinned enough, but he didn't expect that he would also blush sometimes.

"I asked you why you are like this. You didn't tell me earlier if you had no money. You wasted so much of my saliva. Young man, I tell you, you have to buy it even if you don't buy it." The old beggar was anxious. What a joke.

How can I let the cooked duck fly away? I have been working for a long time and failed. Then I am sorry for my own sign. The old beggar hurriedly grabbed Chen Lin's clothes, as if I depended on you.

"I really don't need it. Besides, I have no money." Looking at the people pointing around, Chen Lin said with a headache. He was really worried that someone would call the police and report that he abused the elderly.

"This young man is really shameless. He abused his father so much." "Yes, yes." "His father is so pitiful." "After raising him for ten or twenty years, he really raised a white-eyed wolf, my daughter.

, remember not to be like this person in the future." The people around him pointed, and some even directly used Chen Lin as a negative teaching material to educate their children.

"Oh...my son, how could you treat me like this? Your mother passed away early, and it was I who worked so hard to raise you up. How could you treat me like this? Take pity on me." This is unique to old beggars.

With great acting talent, he fell to the ground and started shouting at the heavens and the earth.

"I...his son? He is my father? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Do I have such an old father? How about you find out the situation and then talk about it!" Chen Lin yelled at everyone, while he was working.

It's so annoying for these people. If we have such free time, we might as well cool off at home.

"Old man, get up quickly, the ground is cold; don't worry, I have already called the police." A young and beautiful girl who was watching couldn't stand it anymore, so she came over and helped the old beggar stand up, and said to Chen Lin: "

What are you yelling at? Such a big man actually treats his father like this. Let me tell you, I have already called the police and asked the police to arrest you, an unfilial son." After saying that, he gave Chen Lin a fierce look.

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"What? Call the police?" Chen Lin and the old beggar were both stunned. Chen Lin did not want to stay in the bureau. Although he could prove that he was fine in the end and was released, in the eyes of others, those who entered the bureau

There has always been a barrier with them.

Chen Lin and the old beggar looked at each other, their eyes sparkling in the air, and they were communicating with each other.

"Boy, if you let me go to the Public Security Bureau, I will bother you every day. I think it would be very popular to have an old beggar next to you, hehe."

"Old guy, don't think I don't dare to hit the old man! What do you want? I can tell you, this crappy book is not even worth a dollar. Don't think I'm a fool, I'll give you a dollar."

"You're kidding, young man, that's not even enough to pay for my tea, ninety yuan."

"You might as well go and rob it. Just treat it as a cross talk. Ten yuan is enough."

"Fifty yuan, I am an organized and disciplined person"

"Go to hell, fifteen dollars, otherwise there's no way."

"...Twenty yuan, if you buy this book, I will give you a gift, and I will promise not to bother you anymore. Otherwise, I will bother you every day, follow you to the toilet, follow you to pick up girls, follow you...

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"You are cruel, old guy, don't let me see you in a remote place next time, deal!".

"What's wrong with you two?" The girl with big, beautiful eyes next to her felt strange as she watched the two grown men flirting with each other, but she still asked in confusion.

Chen Lin and the old beggar averted their eyes at the same time. Then Chen Lin painfully took out twenty yuan from his wallet. He held the money in his hand and put it in the old beggar's hand for a long time, unwilling to let go.

The old beggar took it over and said with a grin. The yellowed teeth in his mouth were unbearable to look at. The old beggar put the money neatly into his pocket, and then gave the oil-stained book to Chen Lin.

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"Where's the extra head?" Chen Lin asked with doubtful eyes.

The old beggar took out a handful of beautiful rings from his pocket. He took out the most beautiful ring, grinned slightly at Chen Lin, and gave it to the girl next to him. He also took out the ugliest one, the black one.

The ring was placed in Chen Lin's hand.

"Young man, let me give you the ugliest one, haha, this is the consequence of offending my old man."

"Old guy, you are cruel enough."

Then Chen Lin and the old beggar pushed through the crowd, and in the stunned eyes of the girl and onlookers around them, they spread out their legs and ran away quickly. If they didn't leave, they would see the policeman.

"This... isn't it the underworld that they are conducting some kind of transaction?" The beautiful girl holding the ring in her hand said to herself stupidly. The two of them were running unsteadily at the same time.

I almost fell to the ground.

Returning to his shabby little house of twenty square meters, he threw the "Tathagata Divine Palm" in the trash can. Chen Lin fell on the bed exhausted, "Chen Lin, please pay this month's rent quickly."

Otherwise, your water and electricity will be cut off." The landlady who had just seen Chen Lin coming upstairs started yelling at the person upstairs, quite like the housekeeper in "Kung Fu" back then.

"Okay, okay, I got it, I'll hand it in tomorrow." Chen Lin said loudly and impatiently, covering his head with a pillow; the world was quiet now; this life is so fucking tiring, I want everything.

Use money. If you have money, you can travel all over the world. Without money, it's hard to move forward. Girl, thinking about it, maybe it's because he has experienced too many things today. After a while, Chen Lin started snoring.


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