Peng Liang said: "Get out of here, uncle, you actually want me to sleep with you? It's a dream."
After saying that, Peng Liang climbed onto his bed. Now the others were anxious. Tu Junwei immediately said: "Brother, teach us the secrets of picking up girls first, and then go to sleep."
"That's right, I've poured you a glass of water. You can't just sleep like this without saying anything, right?" Yin Long said dissatisfied.
Peng Liang was depressed for a moment. It seemed that if he didn't say anything today, these three guys wouldn't let him sleep.
"One day, I pretended to drink too much, and then I hugged her and called her my wife. Look at her reaction. If she gets furious, then the matter is over, and there is no need to think about it anymore. If she just hides away coquettishly, this
We are 30% sure of the matter," Peng Liang said.
"Then what?" Yin Long asked impatiently.
Peng Liang had a cigarette in his mouth, and Yang Qing quickly helped Peng Liang light his cigarette.
Peng Liang continued: "The next day, give her some gifts and say it is for her to apologize. If you don't want it, absolutely don't want it, it will be considered dirty. If she accepts it, there is a 50% certainty that it will happen."
Already."
After taking a puff of cigarette, Peng Liang continued: "On the third day, invite her to dinner and watch a movie. If she refuses to go, just give up on her. If she agrees, you are 70% sure of the matter.
.In the movie theater, you pretended to drop popcorn on her lap.
, then you take the opportunity to pick up popcorn, touch her thigh, preferably the inner thigh, go up, you know, if she slaps you, then you don’t have to think about this woman, if she
If it doesn’t move, then you have succeeded and go directly to book a room.”
"I'll give you a slap, you're such a prostitute." Tu Junwei said with admiration.
Peng Liang said while taking off his clothes: "Just follow the method just now. Anyway, Yin Long and Yang Qing have accepted so many female disciples. It doesn't matter if a few fail. Maybe a few will succeed."
"But I'm just a female master with no apprentices. What if I fail?" Tu Junwei asked depressedly.
Peng Liang didn't even think about it and said directly: "Let's change to a girl again. I'm going to bed. Get away."
"Huh? How come you have so many muscles on your body? There were none before." Tu Junwei asked in surprise.
Peng Liang secretly said, "Oh no," Peng Liang didn't want to talk to these buddies about the lake, so as not to cause trouble for himself.
"Actually, I have been exercising in the gym for more than two months. I have some muscles for two months. Isn't this normal?" Peng Liang said.
Peng Liang secretly thought it was a fluke. Fortunately, he had slept in the dormitory twice just a few days after arriving at the school. The first time was when he was drunk and did not take off his clothes. The second time was when he played games all night and slept in the next morning.
When I woke up, only Zhao Xueting and Zhao Yunxing were there at that time, and the three guys went out to find women.
Tu Junwei touched his chin and said to himself: "Should I also go to the gym? Only with a good body can it be easier to seduce women."
Peng Liang was speechless for a while. He ignored this scum and went to sleep.
After a night of silence, Peng Liang woke up in a daze the next morning, only to feel a stench. When he opened his eyes, he saw that bastard Tu Junwei holding a smelly sock in front of Peng Liang.
"Fuck you, do you want to commit murder?" Peng Liang covered his nose to avoid the smelly socks.
Tu Junwei tossed the sock, only to see that the sock was stuck to the wall and never came off. Peng Liang wiped the cold sweat on his forehead. What a magical sock it was. How long had it been since it had been washed?
"I've been calling you for a few minutes, but there's no response at all. You're forcing me to do something special." Tu Junwei shook his hand and walked towards the balcony.
Peng Liang was speechless. It would be better for you to get a basin of cold water than to use smelly socks. It was too scary. What if those socks just ran into his face? Peng Liang shivered and couldn't think about it. It was too scary.
"What's the class today?" After Peng Liang finished washing, he looked for books on the table and prepared for class.
"If I remember correctly, it should be biology class." Yin Long said.
Yang Qing said disdainfully: "Are you confused? Today is obviously an English class."
"Is there something wrong with the two of you? Were you thinking about your female apprentices last night? Today is obviously a math class." Tu Junwei said.
"Shit, biology class."
"No, math class."
"Fart, it's obviously an English class."
…………
Peng Liang sighed helplessly, really not knowing what to say to these people, so Peng Liang walked to the classroom with his biology book, mathematics book, and English (4) book.
When I got to the classroom, I asked around and found out, damn, today is a Chinese class...
None of these three grandsons were deceived. Peng Liang decisively gave up on these three scumbags and crowded together with Li Tingshi and the others. Look at these three women, none of them were wrong. How could there be such a big difference between any of them?
Woolen cloth?
After Peng Liang sat down, he saw that there was a woman beside Li Tingshi.
"This is our roommate, her name is Zhang Mei." Zhao Xueting introduced Peng Liang.
Peng Liangming nodded, said hello to Zhang Mei, and then said nothing.
"Could you be Xueting's boyfriend?" Zhang Mei asked curiously.
Peng Liang nodded and didn't pay much attention to Zhang Mei. Zhang Mei said a few words to Peng Liang. Peng Liang always ignored him, so Zhang Mei stopped talking to Peng Liang.
Zhang Mei has an ordinary appearance and an ordinary figure, so Peng Liang is not interested in this woman at all. Moreover, the last time Tang Huai and Li Tingshi went to the cinema, Peng Liang always suspected that it was Zhang Mei who accepted Tang Huai.
He defrauded Li Tingshi out of money.
A few minutes later, a woman walked in outside the classroom door. She had a very hot figure. Peng Liang rubbed his eyes. Isn't this Liu Qian? Why is she here?
"I remember, it seems that the head teacher of the university does not need to attend classes, right? Why did she come?" Peng Liang asked strangely.
Zhao Xueting shook her head: "How would I know? What does it have to do with me? Anyway, I just came here to sit and sit, and I didn't really listen to the class."
Peng Liang was speechless for a while.
"Your Chinese teacher had an accident today and was admitted to the hospital, so I'm here to take the Chinese class with you. Now please open your books." Liu Qian said above.
Peng Liang didn't expect that Liu Qian could actually teach, and her lectures were pretty good, so she listened carefully. There were six classes today, but there were only two classes in the morning. After the two classes, Peng Liang was about to go out.
Then, I heard Liu Qian say on the podium: "Classmate Peng Liang, come to the office with me. Let's have a good chat about your absence from class yesterday."