Guide to Personal Beauty Chapter 595: Dozens of Blind Dates
At this moment, Xiao Yun was sitting in Peng Liang's car. She was too entangled. She deeply felt that she had met her nemesis.
In front of Peng Liang, Xiao Yun felt that he was no longer the superior deputy director of the Public Security Bureau. From the moment he met him until now, he had been played around by Peng Liang, making him have to listen to him in everything.
Originally, according to her intention, when she went to Peng Liang's home this time, she should inform his home that Peng Liang was driving drunk and speeding, but Peng Liang made it impossible to wear the police uniform and the police car could not be driven.
She even suspected that even if she went to his house with Peng Liang, she wouldn't be able to speak.
"I can't survive this day." Xiao Yun shouted frantically.
Peng Liang said calmly: "If you can't survive, then leave."
"Leave your sister." Xiao Yun roared.
"Okay, okay, I'll stay with you and never leave."
Xiao Yun "..."
"When did I marry you? I'm so divorced. Don't be so playful with me anymore. Be more honest." Xiao Yun was angry.
"Am I not honest enough? Have you ever seen anyone more honest than me?" Peng Liangtian asked shamelessly.
Xiao Yun nodded seriously: "Yes, I have met people who are more honest than you, and there are many, many more."
"Impossible, I am a pure and good boy."
Xiao Yun collapsed. He had seen shameless people, but he had never seen such shameless people.
Xiao Yun chose to shut up. She felt that if she continued to talk to Peng Liang, she would definitely go crazy.
"Be honest after you go to my house. Say what you should say and don't say what you shouldn't. Remember?" Peng Liang stopped the car and gave instructions.
Xiao Yun rolled his eyes: "Should I buy some more gifts?"
"Okay." Peng Liangming nodded and said.
Xiao Yun really couldn't stand Peng Liang anymore, and said with a wry smile: "Brother, I called you brother, can we have some face? You can't be too shameless. Do you really think I'm your little wife and come to your door? And you buy gifts? I'm crazy.
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"You brought this up yourself, what does it have to do with me? You can handle this kind of thing yourself. If you think you don't bring anything suitable for your first visit, then you won't buy it." Peng Liang
He said nonchalantly.
Xiao Yun glared at Peng Liang: "If you don't buy it, I won't buy it until you die. Lead the way."
Peng Liang smiled. Of course he was joking. If Xiao Yun really bought a gift, that would be screwed. If Xiao Yun bought a gift, his parents would definitely think it belonged to his daughter-in-law. Then the fun would be great.
, how should we introduce Li Tingshi when she comes?
The two arrived at the door of the house. Peng Liang took out the key and opened the door. It was not yet time for Peng Liang's parents to get off work, and there was no one at home.
Seeing that there was no one at home, Peng Liang breathed a sigh of relief, then smiled and said to Xiao Yun: "Okay, you have seen that this is indeed my home. Now you don't need to suspect that my ID card is fake, right?"
Xiao Yun rolled his eyes at Peng Liang: "I want to eat here."
"Can you be more shameless? Are we familiar with each other? How long have we known each other? You just want to have a meal?" Peng Liang asked "surprised".
Xiao Yun sat on the sofa and said, "You don't care, I just want to meet your parents."
Peng Liang said shyly: "Are we developing too fast?"
The corner of Xiao Yun's mouth twitched, he turned on the TV, and watched for himself, determined not to talk to Peng Liang. If he continued like this, he would definitely go crazy.
"Do you think it's interesting for you to be like this? Just watching TV and not talking?" Peng Liang asked.
"Interesting, at least it's more interesting than talking to you." Xiao Yun curled his lips and said.
Peng Liang covered his chest and pretended to be in pain: "You make me sad. Is it so painful to talk to me?"
"Yes." Xiao Yun admitted rudely.
Xiao Yun felt relieved, at least he had deflated Peng Liang. After more than a day, Xiao Yun finally felt that he had the upper hand. It was so awesome. If Peng Liang hadn't been around, maybe Xiao Yun would have danced to celebrate.
Woolen cloth.
The two chatted for a while, and an hour passed.
"Aren't you planning to leave? My parents will be back in a while." Peng Liang asked helplessly.
Xiao Yun nodded: "Of course I have to stay here. I'm here just to see your parents."
"Let me tell you, my mother is almost crazy about a daughter-in-law. If you are a woman here, my mother will definitely think that you are my girlfriend. When the time comes, you will be very embarrassed." Peng Liang said.
Xiao Yun shrugged indifferently: "It's okay. When the time comes, I will just tell you that I don't like you, and you will be the one who is embarrassed."
"That won't look good on my parents' faces. Do you think it's inappropriate for you to say this? At least it should be tactful." Peng Liang smiled bitterly.
"I'm not being polite. If I say I don't like you, I just don't like you. My greatest advantage is my honesty." Xiao Yun smiled and said.
Peng Liang smiled and said, "But it's hard to say. Maybe my mother doesn't like you either. After all, you are too old."
The corner of Xiao Yun's mouth twitched, and her face turned completely dark. It was obvious that she was very angry.
"Speaking of which, you are so old and have never been in love, so you must feel awkward, right?" Peng Liang asked.
Xiao Yun was angry: "You have never been in love, but I have been in love dozens of times."
"We have been on blind dates dozens of times, but none of them worked?" Peng Liang asked.
"How do you know... fart, I have slept with dozens of men." Xiao Yun said halfway, he immediately realized his mistake and quickly changed his words.
Peng Liang burst out laughing: "What do you think my eyes are for? Can't I tell whether you are a virgin or not? I have slept with dozens of men and you are still a virgin. It's amazing. I am my first virgin."
I heard about this kind of thing once, girl, you are so pitiful, dating dozens of impotent men in a row, your life must be very painful, right?"
"You bastard! Where are your eyes looking all the time?" Xiao Yun felt as if he was naked in front of Peng Liang, and Peng Liang could even tell whether he was naked or not.
Peng Liang's eyes suddenly shone, and he stared at Xiao Yun very evilly. He seemed to think this was a good move, and maybe Xiao Yun would leave if he was too embarrassed.
Sure enough, Xiao Yun felt as if he was not wearing any clothes in front of Peng Liang. Peng Liang's eyes were so lustful that Xiao Yun immediately felt that he couldn't bear it.
"Don't look at it again, or I will dig out your eyes." Xiao Yun protected his chest with both hands, and was really defeated by Peng Liang.
Peng Liang is now trying his best to drive her away. As for the task given by the Magic Dice of Destiny, there is no rush. There is still one day. If it is not possible by then, he will forcefully pull her to dance. Anyway, the Magic Dice of Fate