Long Aiyu dodged the things sprayed from the lazy pig's mouth, and complained quickly: "Senior, you are so rude, I almost got spat all over you!".
"You bastard boy, if you are a trespasser, I will kill you just because of what you just said!" Lazy Pig cursed with a black line.
"Haha, I'm just joking. It's just that I felt too uncomfortable when you were lying down and talking to me, senior, so I was rude in your words. Please forgive me, senior!" Long Aiyu said with a smile.
"If you ask me to get up, you can tell me directly. It's a waste of my ten thousand years of aging!" Lazy Pig said with distress as he looked at the drinks that had just been sprayed out.
"Ah, that was wine just now, no wonder it was so fragrant, I'm sorry!" Long Aiyu apologized.
"Forget it, now I'm just wondering how you can come here since you are a non-trespasser?" Lazy Pig asked doubtfully.
"Boy, I also want to know what's going on. Why did the other warriors in the Death Corridor teleport to the valley inside the rocky mountain? I'm the only one who came here. Where is this place?" Long Ai
Yu asked in confusion.
"Oh? You said you came from the Corridor of Death?" Lazy Pig carefully covered the gourd and asked.
"Yes, kid, I collected nine soul beads in the Corridor of Death, and then I used teleportation for the first time and ended up here!" Long Aiyu said truthfully.
"How could this happen? It seems like there is something fishy about you, let me look into it!" After saying this, Lazy Pig swiped his finger in front of his eyes, and then his two eyes started to flash with blue light.
Long Aiyu looked like he had no clothes on under the gaze of the lazy pig. It felt like he was looking through the eyes. Long Aiyu began to twist unnaturally, with his hands instinctively facing his crotch!
"You brat, what are you trying to do? You're like a caterpillar, and I can't even see you!" The lazy big pig said with disdain when he saw Long Aiyu's coquettish posture.
"Damn, senior, please speak clearly, you can insult my people but you can't insult my little brother. I tell you that I am at the level of Overlord Gun among humans. How can you call him a caterpillar?"
When it came to the taboo issue for men, Long Aiyu couldn't care less about being coy and began to argue with reason.
"You brat, if you're still not convinced, I'm going to take a piss. This is my human body. Do you want to see what a Big Mac is?" said the lazy pig disdainfully.
"Just go. I'm afraid you won't succeed!" Long Aiyu said.
Then Lazy Big Pig and Long Aiyu came to the foot of the rocky mountain and started urinating!
When Long Aiyu saw the lazy big pig taking out the dick, his mouth was so surprised that he didn't even notice that he peed in his pants!
"La la la, some are big pythons, and some are little earthworms!" the lazy pig Zi sang loudly.
"Damn it, senior, you didn't put the thing from your spiritual beast into this human body, did you?" Long Aiyu said in disbelief while lifting his pants.
"Boy, are you stupid? There is no relationship at all between the body of a spiritual beast and the body of a transformed human being. Grandpa, this is a God-given artifact. You cannot envy it. How do you feel about it now?" Lazy Big Pig
Said with a smile.
"What do you think? I have one question. Senior, don't they fight when you walk with these three legs together?" Long Aiyu asked in confusion.
"This is indeed a problem, so I usually lie down, but I got up today because of you!" Lazy Pig said solemnly.
"Perverted!" Long Aiyu muttered.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing? I'm asking, senior, can you see why I'm here?" Long Aiyu asked quickly.
"This me, I already know why you are here, you summon the weapons in your Dantian!" Lazy Big Pig said.
"Oh!" Although Long Aiyu didn't know why the lazy big pig asked Long Aiyu to do this, he obediently summoned the Yin Yang Knife!
Lazy Big Pig waved his hand, and a blue light shot out from his hand, covering the entire Yin Yang Knife.
Long Aiyu let go of his hand with relief, and the Yin Yang Knife was suspended in the air, completely taken over by the lazy big pig.
"Asshole, the robber actually wants to steal my Yin Yang Knife's treasure. Master, this guy actually wants to snatch my treasure. Please help me!" The Yin Yang Knife's cry for help sounded in Long Aiyu's mind.
"Yin Yang Knife, don't resist, this senior won't harm us!" Long Aiyu said quickly.
"No, I'm an iron cock who only cares about going in and not out!" Yin Yang Dao said miserably.
"Hey, boy, this weapon of yours is not simple. It is not only full of aura, but also has a lot of soul power. But if you want to resist me, your master is not qualified! Give me a share!" The lazy pig stretched out another weapon in surprise.
With his hand, he shot out another blue light and then fiercely moved his hands behind him, and a piece of black iron was separated from the Yin Yang Knife!
"Hey, this is it?" Long Aiyu asked puzzledly.
"That's why you came here. Where did you get this thing?" Lazy Big Pig returned the Yin Yang Knife to Long Aiyu, took the piece of black iron and said.
"This thing seems to have been snatched from three gangsters when I first came to the outer world. Is this thing a treasure?" Long Aiyu asked, in fact, about this piece of iron Long Aiyu
He had almost forgotten about it. After getting this thing, he couldn't figure out a reason, so he kept it in the Sanqing Palace. Later, it was sucked into the blade of the Yin Yang Sword to break the power of the remnant soul. As a result, after so many years, it
I had never noticed this thing before, but I didn’t expect it to be discovered again today!
"You said you found this thing in the outer world?" Lazy Pig said in shock.
"Yeah, what's wrong? I haven't been to the highest realm yet!" Long Aiyu said.
"Hahaha, God's will, this is God's will. Unexpectedly, the thing they have been looking for for tens of thousands of years has actually ended up in the world of transformation. A group of idiots have almost turned the Supreme Realm upside down. It's useless again!" The lazy pig laughed.
He said.
"Senior, can you tell me what this is?" Long Aiyu asked weakly.
"Boy, since you are destined to get this thing, it means that you are very lucky. You put this thing away first, and I will explain it to you slowly. Remember to put it away, maybe it will bring you something in the future.
What a great blessing!" Lazy Big Pig said with a smile, and returned the iron piece to Long Aiyu!
"Ah, please remember this, kid!" Long Aiyu said respectfully.