Chapter 1186 If you want to be popular, you have to take off nine explosions
"You, you, you..." It took the old goat a long time to regain his breath. It was too scary, it was so scary, and he almost died. The old goat really felt like he almost died!
If not, I would have vomited out my smelly socks the last second I took my last breath. If I hadn't gotten a natural treasure in the forest by chance some time ago, I would have definitely died!
Absolutely dead!
Even though it had calmed down, the old goat still had a strong sense of suffocation, as if he would fall into a situation where he would die at any time!
It’s so uncomfortable!
It’s so uncomfortable!
The old goat dares to swear, really dares to swear, that murdering people with smelly socks is definitely the most horrific murder method in his current experience!
Damn it!
The old goat cursed angrily in his heart. At the same time, he was also secretly glad that he had not died. If he had died, he would bet that even if he died, he would not be at peace, because from now on,
The entire spirit circle near the Hell River may have such a legend.
There was once an old goat spirit with good strength. Because he accidentally said the wrong thing, a group of monsters stuffed a lot of smelly socks into his mouth. As a result, the smelly socks stun him to death. This created the first in the history of monsters.
The first of its kind to be made ugly by smelly socks!
Your sister!
Just thinking of this, the old goat felt a chill. Such a result would definitely be extremely miserable. No matter who faced such a result, he would probably die with his eyes open!
I will really die with my eyes open!
"Old Goat, do you know you were wrong now? Will you keep your words stained in the future? Will you still roar loudly in the future?" Black Gouzi looked at the Old Goat with a smile and said, with a face full of gloating and a look of complete disdain for the old man.
The goat's anger was ignored.
"Whoosh!"
Seeing Hei Gouzi like this, the old goat was so angry that he almost jumped out at once, and then gave Hei Gouzi a hard punch, knocking Hei Gouzi to the ground.
At the same time, the old goat's body suddenly sat astride
Black Gouzi, and then used old fists to beat Black Gouzi hard. His movements were so wild and extremely scary that the other spirits around him were stunned, and all of them subconsciously
A little further away from the old goat.
Because the old goat now feels very abnormal to them, it is very dangerous. If they rashly come into contact with such an old goat, even if there are many of them, they are not afraid of the old goat, but if they are afraid, they will be a lot sad.
.The crazy old goat is like a man suffering from epilepsy. It’s better not to mess with such an old goat.
"Ah...well, ah...it hurts, it hurts, don't hit, don't hit, damn old goat, you hit so hard, so hard, ah, really don't hit, I can't bear it,
Damn it, you still hit your sister, I...I fought with you, um...don't, don't hit me randomly, you hit my little friend..."
When the other spirits were unwilling to intervene, they saw the black dog being straddled by the old goat and beating him severely. He was as embarrassed as he wanted, and his miserable screams were not
It came out from his mouth that his face, which was not very handsome in the first place, quickly became swollen under the beating from the old goat, and even the exposed skin on his body became bruised and purple.
The old goat really went crazy at this moment. The terror of his rage made Black Gouzi tremble with fear. Although in terms of strength, he was almost the same as the old goat, but facing such a crazy old goat, in addition to defense, he could only
It was still defense, and he couldn't resist at all. He could only let the old goat beat him until his anger subsided, and he regained his freedom.
When Black Gouzi was free, all the spirits who saw him laughed. The reason why they laughed was because Black Gouzi was so funny at this time. The two panda eyes were big and their hair looked like
He looks like a chicken coop, his face is swollen like a pig's head, and his whole body is bruised and bruised. His clothes, which were not very good to begin with, have turned into strips. They are completely popular styles of beggar's outfits. If you want more hip-hop, you can have them.
How hip-hop.
"Hahahaha, it made me laugh to death, it made me laugh to death, hahahaha..."
"Oh my god, Black Gouzi, your dressing up is so weird. You are completely at the top of the trend!"
"Lead the fashion, Black Gouzi, you are going to lead the fashion. I am afraid that the fashionable dress of our Hell River spirit circle will change because of you from today on!"
"Sister, please don't add insult to injury for me. You are all bad people! Bad people!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no use of magic to make videos. Damn it, you are infringing on the dog's rights. This is so stupid.
If you infringe on dog rights, I will sue you. I will sue you. I will definitely sue you like Her Majesty the Queen!!"
Black Gouzi saw that after the spirits around him expressed some compliments to him, he suddenly cast some spells to record his appearance. He suddenly became anxious and immediately shouted at the spirits next to him with a loud voice.
"Hahaha, sue us, Heigouzi, don't you want to be free again, are you willing to sue us? If you sue us, we will most likely break up and not deal with those two humans alone.
Got it!"
"You, you, you..."
Well, things have really turned around. Just now, it was the old goat who was very angry with the monsters around him and was completely speechless, and now he has quickly become the black dog who is speechless with these monsters around him. Of course he doesn't want to
I went to report it. What I said just now was just to threaten the surrounding monsters. He is not kind to monsters. He is completely unkind to monsters!
"Hey, since you won't sue, then you should quickly pose and let us record more. Isn't it just a few photos? What's the point? Maybe you will get angry because of our video today.
It’s popular throughout the Hell River. When you become popular in the future, I’m afraid you’ll thank us for shooting today!”
"Yes, yes, black dog. If you want to be popular these days, you have to be brave and thick-skinned. In addition, you have to take off your clothes! Come on, since you are disfigured now, let's do something more thorough.
, take off all your clothes. Don’t worry, my control over the Yuan Guang Technique is very powerful. I will definitely shoot you perfectly without any flaws. I will definitely make you popular among all the Hell River spirits.
circle!"
"Fuck me, I'm going to take off your sister. Don't let me push you any further!!"
"No, just take off your clothes. I'm really professional. You have to believe me, I won't do anything wrong!"