Shi Yue was having an affair with Hong Xing on the bed, and when he was in a frenzy, he heard Ping'er knocking on the door.
Hongxing was going to open the door. Shi Yue held her soft waist and penetrated Hongxing's delicate stamens with force. He said breathlessly: "Let Ping'er just scream. The joy of rain is so great that what else can be done?"
Is it greater than the joy of fish and water?"
"My lord, that's what you said!" A squeaking sound came from Hongxing's nose, and she was beaten to the point of death. She twisted her waist, her charming eyes were blurred, and her bones were weak.
But I heard Ping'er say again: "Sir, there is something urgent! Thief eyebrows, rat eyes are here to see you."
Shi Yue said impatiently: "What's their emergency? Let them wait while I am picking flowers. I won't disturb you again for an hour." [
"oh!"
Ping'er agreed and murmured softly, "There's someone named who seems excited..."
"name?"
Shi Yue was smart with six senses. Hearing the word name, he no longer cared about the bright red stamens of the red apricots. He pulled out the thorns, jumped to the ground with bare feet, stood up like a ferocious and tough bird, and said loudly: "Ping'er,
Let them wait, haha...it seems like something good will happen."
When you talk, you have to put on your clothes randomly.
Hong Xing'er was feeling so comfortable that she felt like she was about to die. She was pulled out by Shi Yue, as if her body was flying into the air. She couldn't get up or get down. She was hanging there. It was so uncomfortable!
"Sir, you are evil!"
Hongxing's delicate body was sore, but she still struggled to get up, and helped Shi Yue clean the iron pestle that made him unable to get up and down. He pinched it a few times as if to retaliate, and made Shi Yue pinch his mouth in pain and hissed.
: "Oh, you murdered your husband!"
"Who made you so bad?"
While helping Shi Yue put on his clothes, Hongxing pouted and said resentfully: "Just now, the adults said that the matter of fish and water was a big deal, and now they are going out in a hurry. Is this a bigger deal?"
"It's not bigger than the sky, it's like breaking the sky."
Shi Yue stiffened his waist exaggeratedly, touched Hongxing Yanran's peach cheeks, and said: "Wait for me to compensate you twice as much in the evening."
Hongxing smiled charmingly: "Master, please don't lie to me."
Shi Yue followed Ping'er to the secret listening room on the third floor, and found Thief Eyebrow, Rat Eyes, and Ming already waiting there.
"Ming!" Shi Yue asked Ping'er to step back and greeted Ming excitedly.
"I would like to pay my respects to you, Lord Enshrined."
Ming hurriedly bowed deeply to Shi Yue. He already knew from Thieving Eyebrows and Rat Eyes that Shi Yue had become a high-status worshiper, so he couldn't lose his etiquette.
"Name, no need to be polite!"
Shi Yue's eyes flashed with excitement and he asked hurriedly: "How are things going? I didn't expect you to come back so soon."[
"Fortunately, I live up to my fate!"
With a proud look on his face, Ming said, "I disguised myself as the monk, sneaked into the Spring Buddha General Altar, and secretly placed the letter in front of an elder's bed. The elder did not dare to delay the letter, so he took it with him
They entered the Lin Palace and presented the letter to the perverted prince, but they never expected that after they left, they would go back and the prince would actually eat people!"
Afterwards, he recounted the news and added: "After wandering around for a day, I found that nothing happened, so I returned to report."
"Okay! Very good! Ming, you have done a great job!"
When Shi Yue heard that the plan was successful, he was so excited that he promised: "Ming, Thieving Eyebrow, Rat Eye, and Xiao Caixue have all made great contributions to the peace and prosperity of the people of the Central Plains. For the time being, I will thank you on behalf of the little emperor. I will thank you in the future."
If there is a big reward, just wait and receive the title."
With a thief eyebrow and a mouse-eyed smile, he said, "What kind of reward do I need for giving advice to the Lord?"
Ming smiled and said: "I just ask you, Lord Enshrined, to give me a seat as the vice-chancellor!"
Several people laughed together.
At nightfall, Kong Liren got up from Fu Rong's belly still unsatisfied. After washing, he went down to the second floor to have a drink with Shi Yue.
After drinking for three rounds, Shi Yue looked at Kong Liren with excitement on his face.
Kong Liren got goosebumps all over his body when he looked at Shi Yue. He hugged his chest and said anxiously: "You look at me with burning eyes. Why are you looking at a woman? Brother Shi, you must be calm. I can't."
Not that kind of person."
"Bah, if a woman grows up to be as honorable as you, she shouldn't throw herself into the river!"
Shi Yue snorted coldly, but lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Brother Kong, there is good news, you will definitely be very interested."
"What's the matter?" Kong Liren asked.
Shi Yue said: "You must know about my establishment of the Gewuyuan, right?"
"Stop it! Stop it!"
When Kong Liren heard this, his expression immediately changed. This matter was issued by the imperial court and distributed throughout the country. Who knew about it?
"Brother Shi, I'm not pouring cold water on you. Why do you dare to do such a thankless thing?"
Kong Liren's fat face turned purple against the background, and he said with a loud tongue: "You were so smart in the past, but you are so stupid this time. How much money will it cost to build the Gewuyuan? Even a gold mountain is not enough to squander.
Yes, I see, you will have to pay for Mingyue Tower and Gewuyuan sooner or later."
Shi Yue smiled, "Brother Kong, listen to me..."
"I won't listen to you."
Kong Liren snorted, widened his eyes, looked at Shi Yue, and said confidently: "You want money, right? Slaughter a fat sheep, right? I knew you were going to do this, huh! Let me bring it to you.
What's coming?"[
While talking, he took out a banknote from his sleeve and said aggressively: "Look, brother, am I interesting enough?"
Shi Yue picked up the banknote and looked at it, and said with contempt: "Only two hundred thousand taels? Are you kidding me?"
"What? Two hundred thousand taels is too little?"
Kong Liren slapped the table, his eyes widened, and said: "Two hundred thousand taels of silver can buy ten thousand women. If I change one every day, I can still play with them for thirty years."
Shi Yue laughed loudly: "Is it you who plays with women, or women who play with you? Are you suffering from kidney failure?"
"You have no control over whether my kidneys are damaged or not!" Kong Liren waved the banknote and said, "Do you accept the banknote? If not, I won't give it back."
"Who said I asked you for a banknote?" Shi Yue blinked strangely, "I'm not short of money at all! I appreciate Brother Kong's kindness."
"Are you not short of money?"
Kong Liren stood up unsteadily, circled Shi Yue several times, and sneered: "Are you lying? Do you really think I'm drunk?"
Shi Yue shrugged: "I'm really not short of money. You take the banknote back first." As he spoke, he forced the banknote to Kong Liren.
Kong Liren was confused, sat down again, frowned, and asked: "Then what do you want to say to me?"
Shi Yue said: "It's nothing! Aren't you my friend? I just want to share happiness with my friends."
Kong Liren said: "Okay, I'm all ears. I want to see what kind of medicine you sell in your gourd. Let's make an agreement first. If your medicine is not good, I won't pluck out a single hair."
With a confident smile on his face, Shi Yue told Kong Liren his 360-line plan to establish the Gewu Academy, recruit teachers, recruit students, and apply what he learned.
Kong Liren was dumbfounded when he heard this. He thumped, failed to sit firmly, and fell under the table...