Dugu Miejue and Shi Yue have been struggling for a long time, exhausting too much energy, sweating profusely, and they are already thirsty. At this moment, seeing the crisp little cucumber aroused the greed deep in their hearts, and they couldn't help but want to take a big bite to nourish their lungs...
But she still held back her hunger and said coldly to the little loli: "What? Are you so kind, do you want to give me cucumbers?"
"Eating cucumbers? Isn't that a waste of resources?"
The little loli smiled evilly: "Aunt, the little cucumber is secondary to quenching thirst for you. The most important thing is that the little cucumber can treat my aunt's terminal illness of being arrogant and charming. As long as you have the little cucumber, the aunt no longer has to do everything she has to seduce the big brother or rape the big brother."
"What are you talking about?"
Dugu Miejue's cheeks flushed and rolled his eyes: "I'm not sick, I'll take a step back ten thousand steps. Even if I have any erotic disease, what does it have to do with the little cucumber? That... can I give me a bite of the cucumber? Forget it, I won't ask you."
"How come it doesn't matter? Good aunt, this is my latest discovery."
The little loli put the cucumber into Dugu Miejue's mouth, let her take a bite, and said with a sip: "Aunt, cucumbers can not only be eaten, but also can really cure diseases!"
"Auntie, look, this cucumber is that thing...is that thing... hehe... is there any difference? Oh... It seems that this little cucumber is not as ferocious and strong as the big brother, but it doesn't matter. Just replace it with a bigger cucumber."
"Ah? You...what do you mean?"
Dugu Miejue looked at the little cucumber, and thought of the humiliating scene of Shi Yue's ugly ball of attacking fiercely on his flower stamen. He couldn't help but chewing the small cucumber in his mouth, and said shamelessly: "I... I wish I could bite that ugly and dirty thing."
The little loli looked at Dugu Miejue's face with a blush of shame and anger, and knew that she had understood the true intention of the little cucumber...
She smiled, took out another large cucumber and placed it in front of Dugu Miejue, and said mysteriously: "Aunt, look, how magical this cucumber is!"
"First, it is easy to carry and practical, and it will not make you too shy and nervous when you need it."
"Second, it is easy to use and can be purchased anywhere, no matter where you go."
"Third, the cucumbers will not soften. You can also change their length, thickness, and natural particles according to your preferences!"
"Finally, the most important point is that as long as there is a cucumber, my aunt will no longer have to fight for her life and force her elder brother, haha... Isn't this the best way to treat the symptoms of slutty and debauchery? I really admire myself..."
Dugu Miejue stood there in a daze, and his holy and arrogant attitude, resentment, shame, and grievance had already disappeared in his eyes.
Although she felt extremely angry in her heart, she could not express it in words when facing such an evil little loli.
Looking at the little loli's 'innocent' eyes, Dugu Miejue was silent for a long time before sighing resentfully and said sadly: "The idea is good, you... keep it for yourself."
ah?
The little loli was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and said, "Thank you for your kindness. I think I can't use it now and in the future, because I'm lucky than you. I sleep with my elder brother every day, hug you, and I still need to rape you? Hehe... Auntie, do you understand what I mean?"
Dugu Mie was desperate at the little loli's proud and happy eyes, and seemed to understand her thoughts vaguely.
At the same time, I felt deeply confused in my heart: What's the best thing about this Shi Yue? There are many confidants around me, and they can even make the little fish who is highly regarded as a person. Even the little loli in front of me who is about to bloom is fascinated by him, and even makes pranks to take revenge on him?
The little loli expressed her thoughts, and her cheeks were also hot and hot. She put the cucumber in front of Dugu Miejue, smiled hurriedly, and murmured: "Aunt, this idea is really good. Remember: the cucumber is in your hands, eat both mouths! Haha... Auntie will play by yourself, I want to enjoy the big brother's power..."
She giggled proudly and ran out of the room!
With a crisp "bang", the moment the door was closed heavily, the string that was tightly tense in Dugu Miejue's mind finally broke...
She pressed her weakly on the floor, and happened to be able to see the humiliating herself in the mirror in full - the rope was tightly tied, and she twisted her delicate body into a very charming posture. Her plump and tender breasts became pink and seductive due to congestion. When she looked at her, she actually felt a twisted pleasure and a strong and perverted visual impact!
Dugu Miejue endured the numbness of the flower stamens and finally struggled to sit up. She knew that from now on, she would no longer be the arrogant and holy snow lotus. Her life trajectory had changed because of Shi Yue, the bastard.
Yesterday I had three obvious qualities: pride, holiness and coldness.
And from now on, pride and holiness have gone away from me, and only coldness is my destiny in this life.
Haha... What a cold snow lotus!
Dugu Miejue looked at himself in the bronze mirror for the last time, and then looked at the dagger in the corner of the wall. She had a premonition in her heart. She knew that this dagger was deliberately left to her by Shi Yue. How could he, who was so smart, make such a low-level mistake?
Humph! Is this Shi Yue’s last kindness to him?
There is still noisy in the lobby on the first floor!
Thousands of talented men have already been impatient for waiting, with back pain and leg cramps, but the winner is not decided, so they have to continue to do so, waiting for the result.
What made thousands of talented men wait for more than three hours were two exhausted flowers in the field - Zhu Yan, a talented man in the capital, and a fat young man who could not be beaten.
All the talented men don’t understand. Zhu Yan, who was extremely brave and knowledgeable in the past, could not beat a rookie today?
The poem he wrote was a poem that was more disgusting than the other, causing a little less defensive ability to overflow the stomach of a talented man, and he vomited several times!
Zeng Shan, Zeng Tong and his son were both tired and depressed! Although the old gangster Bai also felt ache in his butt, he had a lot of fun!
At this time, Zhu Yan and the fat talented man who could not be beaten have already had dozens of draws in a row.
The fat talented man was very proud at first. It was a great honor to be able to compete with Zhu Yan in three games and tie the game.
When he faced the fifth game, the fat talented man was arrogant and thought that Zhu Yan was just like this, and he was at the same level as him!
In the next ten games, the fat talented man's belly is empty. After searching for a long time, he can only have a few poems about the wrong donkey's lips in his mind.
This taste is extremely bitter!
Now, the fat talented man is in a split headache and falls into painful meditation. Although he hasn't eaten for three days and his abdomen is empty, he just lets himself pull out something. Is that... possible?