"What are you willing to give up or not? The Moon God has nothing to do with me."
Shi Yue was sharp and had a thick-skinned face. He was not afraid of grief and was squeezing Dugu Miejue's words. He pushed 625 and said embarrassedly: "Aunt, bragging is a common problem for men, I can't do anything about it! I just bragged and said happily, why do you really believe it?"
Dugu Miejue snorted, twisted his head aside, and said disdainfully: "As long as there is no good thing for men, they know how to deceive women."
"This is not a deception! This is a lie of kindness!"
Shi Yue brought the medicine over and begged: "Auntie, have you taken the medicine? It will get cold for a while, but it will not have much effect. Oh... I just drink it and it won't work. Otherwise, no matter how bitter the medicine is, I will drink it for my aunt to calm the fetus..."
"Bah! Gossiping around. If a man can give birth to a baby, what's the point of women?"
Dugu Miejue was amused and crying, but he was also secretly amazed at Shi Yue's determination.
Her beautiful eyes flipped over, looked at Shi Yue's eyes, blinked a few times, and asked suddenly: "Do you really want to be with Xiaoyuer?"
"ah?"
Shi Yue said embarrassedly: "Of course I thought about it, but... the most important thing we are now to maintain a fetus, which has nothing to do with Xiaoyuer..."
Dugu Miejue ignored Shi Yue's defense and said disdainfully: "I often hear people say that husband and wife should have a couple's appearance. Xiao Yuer can sing and dance. What can you do? If you can't sing or dance, how can you match Xiao Yuer? Then there is no couple's appearance?"
Shi Yue was stunned and hurriedly said, "Why can't I sing? Why can't I dance anymore? Xiao Yuer and I have many couples! More than that?"
"That's good!"
Dugu Miejue smiled disdainfully, "You sing and dance in front of me. As long as you do well, I will admit that you have a couple."
Where can Shi Yue sing and dance? He argued: "Aunt, as long as you drink the medicine, I will sing and dance for you and perform."
"I still want to lie to me?"
Dugu Miejue pointed to the medicine in Shi Yue's hand, pursed his lips, and said, "This is it! As long as you sing and dance, I feel satisfied and even like it, I will drink the medicine. What? I'm afraid you don't have the ability to coax people."
"Aunt! Is this what you said?" Shi Yue hurriedly spoke out loud, "Don't cheat..."
"Will I be as shameless as you?"
Dugu Miejue glanced at Shi Yue, pointed to the medicine that he took from Shi Yue's hand, and snorted coldly: "I keep my word, you sing! Dance!"
"But the ugliness says that in the front, if you disgusted me, be careful that I would splash all the medicine on your face, and not a drop left!"
"Okay! OK! One word is determined!"
Although Shi Yue has a wide range of knowledge, where can he really sing and dance?
However, the more Shi has more knowledge and knows how to hide his weaknesses, he will use some tricks of others to hide his shortcomings.
Fortunately, I can still remember some songs that were not difficult to sing but very funny in my previous life.
He thought about it and chose the song "Three Bears" sung by Song Hye Kyo in a certain Korean drama. After thinking about it, he twisted his thick waist and grimaced his face and sang: "
There are three bears living together.
Dad bear, mom bear, baby bear!
Dad Bear, sturdy;
Mom Bear, so slim;
Baby bear, so cute;
Day by day, grow up!"
This song "Three Bears" is a very classic nursery rhyme. It only requires a very ordinary voice, funny movements, and exaggerated responses, which will make people laugh.
And while laughing, you can deeply feel the joy of the whole family and the happiness brought to the whole family by the baby bear!
Shi Yue was really a hit when he chose songs. Unintentionally, he hit Dugu Miejue's weakness and moved her heart.
Dugu Miejue has never had such a form of singing and dancing that is both silly and unresolved!
Not to mention Dugu Miejue, even Xiaoyuer, who is good at singing and dancing, has never seen such an alternative, funny, exaggerated singing voice and dancing posture!
Listening to Shi Yue singing about Daddy Bear, Mom Bear, Baby Bear, Although he didn't know what the meaning of "Dad, Mom" means, he could guess that it was the meaning of the family when it was coherent.
Dugu Miejue pursed his seductive pink lips and stared at Shi Yue's performance, his interest increased greatly!
Seeing Shi Yue sing ‘Dad Bear’, he pointed at himself, deliberately thrusting out his bulging and strong chest muscles to show his stubbornness. When he sang ‘Mom Bear’, he pointed at her charming eyes, and deliberately twisted his thick waist like a snake...
The funniest thing is that when singing "Baby Bear", Shi Yue stuck out his tongue and made a playful grimace, making a look of innocent people who jumped and jumped!
Although Dugu Miejue's heart was full of flowers, his beautiful face was tightly tense and he didn't want to lose to Shi Yue.
But Shi Yue was unyielding and persevering, and he jumped shamelessly three times.
Dugu Miejue was so crazy that he smiled in his heart. His face and red lips were so hard that he could no longer bear it and couldn't help but giggle.
This smile was like opening the floodgates to release the flood, venting the crazy outings deep in my heart, and I could no longer stop laughing.
But Piansheng Shiyue kept twisting, pinching his waist, twisting his butt, making faces, jumping and dancing, singing and dancing.
Dugu Miejue giggled and kept covering his stomach, laughing so hard that he was out of breath, and waved his hand and said, "Hehe... don't... jump, okay! Don't jump, you... you win, can't you win? Please, don't jump, I... laugh badly..."
Shi Yue had the opportunity to make Dugu Miejue laugh, so how could he stop?
Dugu Miejue covered his stomach, lying on the bed and rolling straight, staring at Shi Yue with charming eyes, and said softly: "Don't... stop jumping, I can't help laughing, I hurt my fetal aura, but I can't blame me..."
This sentence is really useful!
Shi Yue did not dare to dance again. He stopped the 'graceful' dance posture, sat weakly on the head of the bed, wiped the fine sweat beads on his forehead, looked at Dugu Miejue's bright eyes with a smile, and gasped: "Aunt's eyes are different from before!"
"Why... why is it different?" The sequelae of the laughter was still there. Dugu Miejue covered his stomach and still kept giggling.
Shi Yue looked at her beautiful eyes and exclaimed: "In the past, my aunt's eyes were a piece of ice that had not melted for thousands of years. It was beautiful and beautiful, but the cold was frozen and kept people from thousands of miles away. Now the iceberg has thawed, and her eyes were warm and tender, which made people feel close to her..."
"I... I'm gonna be!"
Dugu Miejue covered his snow-white and smooth belly, and was so panicked that he was praised by Shi Yue. His bones became softer. He held back his smile and struggled to sit up, and said coquettishly: "Why did you appreciate my eyes for no reason? You are so shameless."
"Say! Where did you learn the lyrics and dance postures, which look ugly and childish, but why can't people stop laughing and make people happy?"
"Feature comes from the heart? What does aunt mean?" Shi Yueruo said with deep meaning.
"What do you mean?" Dugu Miejue pursed his pink lips and felt the three flavors!
Looking at Shi Yue's deep eyes, I felt that my previous understanding of Shi Yue was too superficial...