Chapter 136 A thousand cups of wine are too few to drink with a close friend
The woman looked back at Xie Fu and asked with a smile: "Do you really understand?" After she looked back, she said:
"Last time, a man said he understood, but he touched something he shouldn't have touched, and his hand was damaged in the end. I'd better make it clear to you to avoid unnecessary disaster. This is the first thing. From the moment you enter the women's yard, your eyes can only stare at your toes. The appearance of women is not for you. Secondly, please stand up your ears..."
Xie Fu interrupted: "Girl, I just came from Mrs. Lan Ning's place."
The woman smiled "ha" and said, "Then I don't have to talk nonsense."
When he arrived at the door of a courtyard, Fu Xie heard the sounds of warblers and swallows coming from inside. Generally, the women in brothels lived in groups in the same courtyard, and only courtesans had the privilege of being in the same courtyard.
Xie Fu just walked into the yard when he suddenly heard an "Ah!" and squatted on the ground. The woman turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"
Xie Fu responded: "My leg seems to be twisted."
The woman frowned and said: "Why didn't you fall earlier or later, but you fell at this time? Forget it, you can go back first."
Xie Fu crutched his legs and walked out of the back door back to Yingyuan. He immediately resumed his normal pace. He knew the rules and was unwilling to enter the courtyard.
I walked around to the main street and glanced at the main entrance of Huiyingyuan to see if there was any big movement.
I was so desperate that I saw an acquaintance walking out of the door.
Holding a wine bag in his hand, with disheveled hair and no bun, it was Yi Hang.
Yi Hang also saw Fu Xie, as if he was seeing a treasure, and walked over quickly, "Brother Xie, brother Xie, I finally met you. You haven't come for many days, so I can only look for entertainment in the brothel."
Xie Fu raised his hand and said, "Brother Yi, you are fine."
Yi Hang suddenly saw Fu Xie with two big black eyes, wearing rough clothes, and even bare feet. He was surprised and said: "When it comes to madness, I consider myself second to no one." I dare to admit that I am number one, but when compared with Brother Xie, I know that I am still slightly inferior."
Xie Fu laughed loudly, "I'm so polite, I made Brother Yi laugh."
Yi Hang waved his hand: "Hey, if you don't laugh, don't laugh." As he said that, he suddenly sniffed Fu Xie, "Brother Xie, can you tell me, what kind of fun are you playing with the ladies, three phoenixes playing with the dragon?"
Xie Fu was surprised.
Yi Hang smiled slightly and said, "Brother Xie, don't hide it from me. Even if you can hide it from my brother's eyes, you can't hide it from my brother's nose."
Xie Fu was very curious, "How did you know it was the three winds playing with the dragon?"
"The lingering fragrance on your body is of the highest quality, fresh and not greasy. Most people can't afford it. It's naturally the fragrance of ladies or famous actresses in brothels. The fragrance of this woman should only be applied to the skin..."
As he spoke, Yi Hang closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and said: "Brother Xie and I are three feet away, and we can still smell it. The flesh is probably very close to each other. I guess where brother Xie just came back from. "
Xie Fu smiled and accepted it as acquiescence.
"This is one of the flavors. Although the other two flavors are more ordinary, they have a bit more of the fragrance of a woman's sweat. I'm afraid the process was very intense, and even the sweat beads splashed on Brother Xie."
Yi Hang pondered as he spoke, and then said after a moment: "It's just how those black eyes came about, whether it's soft play or hard play, quarrel or jealousy, I can't guess."
Xie Fu said with a smile: "Brother Yi's judgment is correct, but the actual situation is not what you think."
"Oh, I would like to hear the details."
"It's not appropriate to stay here for a long time. Let's leave first and find a place to sit down before we talk to Brother Yi in detail."
The two walked a few steps, and Yi Hang suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute!" He took off his shoes and threw them away.
Xie Fu saw this and asked curiously: "Brother Yi, why is this?"
"Brother Xie came barefoot to meet you. You clearly value your friendship. How can Yi Hang turn a blind eye? Naturally, he will respect you barefoot."
Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Then I will accept Brother Yi's affection."
The two of them walked barefoot to Yihang Huafang.
As soon as he entered the cabin, Yi Hang immediately prepared some fine wine.
As the host, Yi Hang immediately proposed: "Brother Xie, how about we drink three cups first to honor our barefoot friendship?"
Xie Fulang said loudly: "What a barefoot friend, let's drink!"
The two of them drank three cups together to quench their thirst and satisfy their cravings.
Yi Hang smiled and said: "Since you and I are barefoot acquaintances, there is nothing we can't talk about. I would like to ask Brother Xie to tell us all the sexy things so that we can learn from each other."
Xie Fu smiled and said, "It seems that Brother Yi is trying to trick me into making crazy remarks."
Yi Hang smiled and said: "I like to see Brother Xie's crazy state."
"Okay, then I will tell Brother Yi clearly about today's embarrassment."
Yi Hang became interested immediately and said, "I'm all ears."
So Xie Fu told the story of how he originally went to teach music, but later turned into hiding and escaping.
After hearing this, Yi Hang exclaimed "wonderful", "I have visited brothels all over my life, but I have never been in such a wonderful situation. Compared with what Brother Xie is experiencing today, those romantic affairs that I am proud of are really nothing to mention, and I have no intention of doing so."
I don’t know how much more interesting it is than doing it deliberately. Thank you brother, you taught me another lesson today, I will toast you again."
After three rounds of drinking, Fu Xie was drunk and in a crazy state, "Brother Yi, this woman, I can think of something, there is no right or wrong, so don't reason with them, only good and bad."
"Yes, yes, yes, don't reason with them. I feel deeply about this. The more you talk about this, the more she will resent you. But this can only be good or bad, so what can you say?"
"If she likes you, everything is good. If she hates you, everything is bad." Xie Fu said and laughed.
"It makes sense. If she likes you, you are a coquettish person. If she doesn't like you, you are a dirty person. If she likes you, you are a treasure. If she doesn't like you, you are a piece of shit..."
Yi Hang said, grabbing Xie Fu's hand, "Brother Xie, I like a woman, you have to teach me."
Xie Fu said: "Brother Yi, I just heard about your romantic affair, one is not enough."
Yi Hang waved his hand, "Hey...those are not true feelings, they are just the romantic nature of men."
Yi Hang looked a little drunk, but he shouldn't have been this way based on his drinking capacity. It's probably because everyone gets drunk even if they're not drunk.
"True love! I want to hear it, you tell it."
"She...she...she..." Yi Hang said "she" three times in a row, but said: "I can't tell."
"I can't tell, so let me ask, is she a lady of a noble family or a master of a brothel?"
"A lady from a lady? That's right, but she's not an ordinary lady from a lady."
Xie Fu asked again: "Is she beautiful?"
"The most beautiful thing I have ever seen."
Xie Fu said: "That is the most beautiful woman in the world. So is her attitude toward Brother Yi hot or cold?"
"neither cold nor hot."
Xie Fu said drunkenly: "I think since she is a stunning beauty in the world, she must have many suitors. Does this make you feel any pressure, Brother Yi?"
"Suitor, I have never seen anyone dare to pursue her. Maybe like me, I secretly like her."
