Seeing Yi Fan's crooked face and the bags under his eyes, Tie Mushan held back his laughter for a while, then couldn't bear it anymore and started laughing.
The voices of the two women were almost the same, both beautiful, but there were still some differences. Xia Ziyan's voice was clear and loud, while Tie Mushan's voice was light and sweet. Yi Fan quickly understood what was going on. In the past, he should have behaved in such a situation.
The scolding disappeared, and instead he asked lightly: "Why are you beating me?"
For some reason, Temushan couldn't help but laugh when she saw his reaction. She wished she could slap him again to see what other interesting reactions he would have.
In the end, Temushan didn't do anything and smiled happily. Xu prayed for blessings for three days in a row. Her eyes were dim and she couldn't hide her tiredness. She looked at Yi Fan with a weak look: "How did you wake up?"
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Hearing this, Yi Fan immediately got angry: "You haven't woken me up yet, you and I are the only ones here..." As he said that, he glanced sideways at the tablets of Tiemu's ancestors, paused, and had to finish: "Don't
Say the palm prints on my face are not yours."
Temushan nodded cheerfully, and Yi Fan did not get angry. Instead, he calmed down and chuckled to himself: "Fortunately, it was a human who did it. If I had been beaten by a ghost, I would not be alive."
As soon as the thought came to an end, an inexplicable dark wind blew in, making Yi Fan's hair stand on end and making him feel panicked.
Seeing his changeable expression, Temushan couldn't tell what he was planning, so she dropped the subject and said, "Of course I know I woke you up. I'm asking you, how did you wake up after sleeping for two years?"
Yi Fan shivered non-stop and said blankly: "It's not suitable to stay here for a long time. Let's talk somewhere else."
Temushan looked around, but didn't find anything strange. She was about to stand up, then sat down again, and said softly, "No, my feet are numb."
After kneeling for three days, it is not difficult to imagine that her feet were numb. Yi Fan was so panicked that he had no time to think about it. He picked her up and ran out of the ancestral hall. As soon as she went out, the feeling of restraint suddenly improved a lot. As the saying goes, demons and ghosts are everywhere.
It's true that he only bullies the unlucky ones.
Walking on the street, Yi Fan's steps are smooth and steady, and Temushan's little bird is leaning on her, lovingly relying on her. The handsome man and the beautiful woman, traveling in the morning in winter, are quite poetic and picturesque.
Suddenly Yi Fan raised his neck and sniffed gently, his eyes suddenly shone brightly and his steps jumped.
The street was filled with the aroma of steamed buns, and his breakfast was still unused. Yi Fan couldn't resist the temptation, so he stamped his foot, flew two feet into the air, and ran unscrupulously.
The little girl's sweet dream turned into a nightmare in an instant. She didn't even look back, her face turned pale with fright. As soon as she arrived at the steamed bun shop, she jumped down and walked away without saying a word and gave Yi Fan a slap in the face.
Skip! Crisp and loud.
Yi Fan didn't know what he was talking about. He covered his face and seemed to be crying but not crying: "Why are you hitting someone again?" The words were lengthened and aggravated, obviously for emphasis.
Temushan was too lazy to say anything more and clapped her hands: "It's okay, my hands are itchy."
The girl's family was so duplicitous. She was clearly blaming Yi Fan for not being compassionate, but what she said was different. Although the two sentences had two different meanings, they could not get away from the same sentence: I am angry.
This question is too profound, and many men don’t understand it. Yi Fan was among them, complaining: "You can hit the boss if your hands are itchy, but you don’t see how my face fits your hands, so why can you only hit them?"
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The boss who was rolling out the noodles was stunned when he heard this, blinked his eyes, looked at the two of them, then lowered his head and continued working, even more seriously, but the sweat on his forehead was falling like rain.
A young apprentice on the side shouted: "Master, your back is wet and cold. Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
The boss's face twitched and he hurriedly interrupted: "Don't talk nonsense, Miss Seven is angry. If you don't want to be beaten, just do your thing."
The young apprentice was young and energetic, and he had the drive to be fearless. When he saw the two of them arguing in front of the stall, hindering business, he didn't say much. He stuck out his tongue, made a face, and lowered his head to work.
Yi Fan was helpless and didn't know what was causing the lady's displeasure. However, the Five Zang Temple was empty and he still had to offer sacrifices. He immediately bought ten steamed buns and ten meat buns. The vegetable buns from this restaurant were pretty good, so he bought thirty to take away.
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But Yi Fan had no money, so when the young lady saw this, she simply threw out a bag of silver and refused to take it away, just to support this pretty boy.
Then the two of them came to the teahouse. Yi Fan asked about it, and Xiao Nizi angrily said that she was not hungry. It would be easier to wait until she was hungry.
Temushan was still curious, and just heard Yi Fan tell her like it was a secret. Now the place has been changed, the scenery is acceptable, there is no one around, the tea is complete, and there are fifty steamed buns and buns. This place is very suitable for talking.
Xiao Nizi really thought it was a secret, so she deliberately lowered her voice and leaned forward and said, "Now can you tell me, how did you wake up?"
Along with this, Yi Fan was infected, whispering to each other, and whispered: "I was beaten by you."
Temushan was so angry that she jumped up and down. This guy was either looking for a slap or something, so she immediately slapped him in the face. Maybe he had practiced twice, but this time it was even more cruel and unexpected, and even Yi Fan had no time to dodge.
The slap marks on his face were red and turned purple.
Temushan suppressed her temper and explained again: "I'm asking, how did you wake up in Biyan City?" Her little fists were clenched tightly, trembling slightly.
Yi Fan pulled his head and thought hard, how could he wake up after sleeping for two years? How else could he wake up, naturally of course.
But seeing Xiao Nizi trembling with anger and throwing out the words 'wake up naturally', she was probably going to get slapped again, so Yi Fan didn't dare to say anything, but his face darkened and he said: "While I was sleeping, I heard a voice.
A voice that keeps praying for me."
As soon as the words came out, Xiao Nizi's eyes suddenly brightened up, and she quickly associated herself with the voice. Seeing that Yi Fan wanted to stuff the buns again, she hurriedly stopped her: "Don't eat it yet, continue talking."
Yi Fan wanted to eat steamed buns, but he also wanted to use them to tell stories. Seeing that this way was not feasible, he said: "This voice is very similar to yours. It has been repeated over and over again for two years, but it requires so many times, over and over again."
I am convinced that it is you and you must be praying for me."
He was a little excited after what he said, and Xiao Nizi also became excited, and even cried, muttering: "I know it works, as long as I keep praying for you, you will wake up one day, you will definitely...definitely...
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Yi Fan muttered something perfunctory and continued to think about the story on a whim. Xiao Nizi cried for a while before she withdrew her tears of joy and asked: "By the way, why did you come to Temudu?"
His heart trembled. Yi Fan wanted to continue talking, but unexpectedly the story got sidetracked.
It doesn't matter, just stuff a steamed bun and continue thinking.
Yi Fan chewed for a moment and had an idea: "I was sure it was your voice, and I also knew it was you praying for me, so I rushed to Tiemudu as soon as I woke up to ask you. It's been disturbing me for two years and I can't sleep peacefully.
What are you mumbling about? Did you call me brother?"
Seven years later, Yi Fan still hopes that Temushan can call him brother.
Yi Fan focused on the latter part, but Xiao Nizi only heard the four words "not sleeping peacefully" and stopped. She had good intentions but was criticized for being noisy. Who can swallow this anger? She didn't say much, and she was so quick that she couldn't cover her ears.
A slap covered Yi Fan's face.
This is no one’s fault. It was obviously because his story was not pleasant to listen to, but Yi Fan was also a little scared. He interrupted the story and shamelessly continued the topic: "Did you call me brother?"
Temushan turned her back and was about to explode with anger. She couldn't let this kid get away with it. She didn't even think about it and said decisively: "No!"
Yi Fan was not surprised and gnawed on the bun: "Why not? Why don't you shout quickly?"
Temushan said angrily: "I want to be slapped by my brother, ten times in a round. If you want to eat it now, then when will you eat it?"
Yi Fan was stunned and refused to accept it: "Then from morning to now, there must be four sounds that can wake you up, right?"
Temushan snorted: "Things done in the morning don't count, the rules are set now!" Before Yi Fan could call out "Shame on you", she put on a face of "What else do you want"?
Take a look.
"Would you like to eat now?" As he spoke, Piaopiao Yushou had already come over.
"Stop." Yi Fan was afraid, discouraged, compromised, and gave in: "That's it, the quota has been used up today, let's do it next time. I'll listen to you next time."
Xiao Nizi then put down her hand, with a look of embarrassment on her face, and her anger disappeared a lot.
At the same time, she smelled a hint of promise and chuckled: "Next time? When?"
Unexpectedly, Yi Fan shook his head, his face sank, and the atmosphere suddenly became heavy. He sighed long and said shockingly: "I have been expelled from the Yi family."
With a simple word, Temushan raised her arm high again, and when she was about to swing it down, she thought to herself that no one would make such a joke, not even Yi Fan. Only then did she understand why Yi Fan was carrying a big sword and brought
The horse is an ordinary war horse, not a dragon deer.
Although I can't figure out the answer, I can imagine that the matter is not trivial.
Yi Fan didn't hide anything, he followed the script and spoke frankly, as if it had happened a long time ago. He mentioned it now just as a review, with a flat tone, no relief, and no disappointment, just like it was a common thing.
Temushan couldn't help but sympathized: "So you want to go to the Tower of Babel?"
She knew about this late, but she knew much more than others.
Yi Fan said nothing and nodded in reply. Temushan continued: "I'll go with you."
"no."
"Why? Anyway, I have nothing to do in the clan, so I just want to go out and have fun."
Yi Fan did not express his inner worries. If there were not too many risks in this trip, he might still consider it, but now there are too many people who want to kill others.
Yi Fan pondered for a while and then spoke decisively: "This is not a fun thing. I will change my name just because I don't want people to know my identity. If I take you with me, my whereabouts will probably be exposed just after I go down the mountain."
Tiemushan is now one of the Seven Heroes of Tiemus, and is also known as the "Poisonous Beauty". She is the third most beautiful woman in China. Her appearance is far louder than her strength. Maybe others can't guess Yi Fan's identity when they see her, but after seeing her,
Recognizable at a glance.
If Yi Fan goes out with Tie Mushan, it will be no different from carrying [Tugu] and riding a moxu dragon deer on the street. He might even attract a lot of jealous people to cause trouble. If there is a dispute, what about his identity?
If you can't cover it up, change your name or surname? Forget it, even if you change your body, you will still be exposed one day.
Temushan understood the seriousness of the matter, could not force it, and was sympathetic, but she was still a little disappointed: "Okay, I won't follow if I don't, but you have to do one thing for me."
No entanglement, great. Yi Fan nodded: "What?"
Temushan sighed and said: "Help me find the mysterious path of ghosts. Don't ask why. Anyway, if you find it, bring him to Phantom Mountain."
The other party refused to ask, so Yi Fan swallowed his curiosity and said, "If I find him, do I have to come back?"
Temushan nodded: "Yes, you must take him back to Phantom Mountain in person."
How could a man refuse the beauty's request? Yi Fan agreed and asked: "Yes, but do you want to live or die? I can't guarantee that you can live, but you can definitely die."
Temushan said coldly: "If he dies, don't come back."
Yi Fan joked: "It saves worry, not bad."
Temushan was anxious: "I'll spare you the trouble, he will never die."
"Don't worry, I promise you, even if he commits suicide, he won't die." After saying that, Yi Fan finished eating the last bun and said, "It's time to set off. Thank you for praying for me. I feel it. Goodbye."
With that said, Yi Fan turned around and left, so as not to be distracted and say some pretentious words. Tie Mushan was a little reluctant to give up: "Brother Yi Fan, be careful along the way."
Yi Fan was stunned for a moment, as if he heard someone calling him brother. He pretended not to know and talked about it later: "What? Feng Da didn't hear clearly."
Temushan knew that he was playing tricks on her, so she gathered her strength and shouted, "I said, go on your way with peace of mind."