"It was so dangerous, I almost fell in!" Xiao Wei hid in the courtyard where Shu Xuecheng was. In fact, he did not go deep into the courtyard immediately. Instead, he hid aside and secretly watched the people in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion where the girls were.
With every move, until all the beautiful girls happily entered the depths of the courtyard, Xiao Wei breathed a sigh of relief, straightened up, stretched viciously, and relaxed his muscles, when he suddenly heard someone coming from behind him.
There was a burst of snickering.
"Just laugh and die!" Xiao Wei looked back and saw that the people who laughed were Mo Xiang and Mo Yu, the two boys in the academy. He immediately felt a little embarrassed on his face, so he straightened his face.
, snorted coldly and cursed.
Mo Xiang and Mo Yu are nominally servants of the palace, but in fact they are the book boys brought by Shu Xuecheng. They respect Xiao Wei enough. Are you afraid? That is something that cannot be discussed at all.
Seeing Xiao Wei pretending to have an attack, the two boys didn't pay much attention to it. Instead, they laughed a little more cheerfully. Xiao Wei had no choice but to smile bitterly and make a face, ignoring Liang Dese.
The guy strode into the depths of the academy, leaving only the two book boys there still laughing and joking.
"I'm so depressed. I think that my reputation in my two lifetimes has been ruined like this. What a shame, what a pain, what a pity! Mr. Shu, you always make us miserable!" I heard the strange laughter of the two book boys behind me.
Over and over again, Xiao Wei was so depressed that he almost vomited blood. He complained a lot about Mr. Shu who had caused such bad consequences. Of course, Xiao Wei only dared to complain quietly in his heart.
That's all, let alone shouting it out loud, even whispering it in a low voice - Mr. Shu is a man of nature. Although he is old, his ears are still sharp. If he really listens to it, how can he still be there?
As for why Xiao Wei eats the good stuff, we have to start from the beginning.[
As early as August of the ninth year of Hongxuan, Xiao Wei had just arrived in this inexplicable era. As soon as he figured out his identity, Xiao Wei was so proud that he couldn't wait to calm down for a few days.
Sneaking out of the palace, he continued the unfinished business of his predecessor - carrying out the dandy's affair to the end! Just like that, holding the yellow on the left and holding the blue on the right, everyone was wandering around blindly. Wherever he passed, pedestrians avoided him.
, it is really majestic and refreshing. Of course, although Xiao Wei, who has just arrived, has a lot of nerves, he does not have the courage to do anything worthless. He just goes shopping on the street. Obviously, although Zhongdu City is big, it can
He couldn't stand Xiao Wei wandering around like this all day long. After only a month, Xiao Wei lost interest in the scenery in the city, so he led a group of minions and ran out of the city, and went up to the scenery like this.
I was painting Xishan and went on an outing. This outing didn't matter, but I bumped into Mr. Shu by chance. From then on, Xiao Wei's hard life began.
Xishan is located outside Zhongdu City, not too far away, not too high, and the scenery is quite good. It is late autumn, and the maple leaves all over the mountains and fields are bright red. It is really a good place to go for an autumn trip. However, because the Double Ninth Festival has just passed,
In fact, there are not many tourists here. After Xiao Wei climbed to the top of the mountain, he saw the red leaves all over the mountain, felt the breeze blowing on his face, and listened to the sounds of nature like waves. He suddenly became inspired by poetry and started piracy.
I read "Sheep on the Mountain: Tong Cares about Ancient Times" by Mr. Zhang Yanghao - I saw a little kid, facing the majestic Zhongdu City, chanting like a scold: "The peaks and mountains are like gathering, and the waves are like waves.
Angry, the mountains and rivers are inside and outside the Tongguan Road. Looking at the Central Capital, I am hesitant and sad. Wherever the Qin and Han Dynasties passed, thousands of palaces and palaces have been turned to earth. When they prosper, the people suffer; when they die, the people suffer."
His appearance is generous, his feelings are passionate, and his aura is extraordinary. In fact, Xiao Wei has been brewing his emotions for a long time, and everyone can only think of this poem. That was when Xiao Wei was in middle school.
One of the few texts I have memorized, I just copied the whole text, just changing one word, changing "Wang Xidu" to "Wang Zhongdu", which is barely appropriate for this situation.
That's all, let's talk about it
It’s not an extraordinary feat, but of course, Classmate Xiao was quite excited to be able to successfully hold back such a poem. Coupled with the flattering cheers from a bunch of minions behind him, Classmate Xiao was simply in a fog.
happy
I was stunned, and when I was hesitant and full of ambition, I saw a little guy dressed as a scholar coming up from behind. He politely saluted Classmate Xiao and said: "This young master, my husband has invited me.
"
When the little book boy said this, Xiao finally noticed that in a small pavilion not far behind him, there was an old man sitting cross-legged on a blanket spread on the ground with his back to everyone. He was dressed in green and had a high crown.
Towering, with white hair like snow, and a back like a mountain, although it is impossible to see his face
At present, from the humble and polite manner of the book boy who came to attend the ceremony and the high-spirited look of the other book boy standing beside the old man, it can be seen that this old man is extraordinary. If it were in the past, Xiao Wei would not have met such a man who was obviously not
For ordinary people and experts, the truth is very simple. This is the theory
The current Xiao Wei is still the original Xiao Wei. Neither of them likes to play with noble people. But at this moment, Xiao Wei has just composed an impromptu poem and is in high spirits. He really wants to play tricks in front of the master.
Besides, according to his opinion, even if something went wrong,
With the signboard of Prince Xiang's Mansion there, nothing big could happen. Thinking of this, classmate Xiao walked over easily, pretending to be polite, and bowed his hands to the old man's back as a courtesy: "Mr.
Please, I don’t know how to call the boy to come here, what are your instructions?”
"Sit." The old man remained seated, without even turning his head, but simply uttered one word briefly and powerfully.
Just take a seat. Student Xiao was already very nervous and wanted to play. As soon as he heard that the old man was looking at his seat, he walked into the pavilion without timidity and sat down opposite the old man. Only then did he realize that the old man was sitting there.
He has a high nose and deep eyes, and his face is very clumsy, especially
His eyes were bright and lively, not like a dying man. He clearly looked like an outsider. His cautious eyes suddenly became a little nervous. But if he had to retreat in the face of battle, Xiao Xiao really couldn't afford to lose face like this.
I had no choice but to sit still and behave properly.
Classmate Xiao sat down, but the old man seemed unconscious and had no intention of talking to Xiao Wei at all. He stared at the chessboard in front of him without raising his head, as if all his thoughts were on the chess game.
Xiao Weiman
His interest was tense, and seeing the old man not saying anything, Xiao Wei simply started to play chess. At this glance, he really saw some tricks - how could classmate Xiao be good at chess in his previous life?
, since I was little, I have worked hard to drill
Although Yan, due to various reasons, has not been able to embark on the road of professional chess players, his skills are good. Taking part in some amateur competitions and getting ranked is as easy as playing. Then he figured out the chess game.
It can be seen that this chess game is a two-player problem. Although it is difficult, it is not difficult for Xiao Xiao to solve it. When his hands itched, he took out a white piece from the chess box without making a sound and put it on the chessboard.
, and then smiled in amusement.
"Yes." The old man nodded, threw the white piece in his hand into the chess box, raised his head, glanced at Xiao Wei with sharp eyes like knives, and said slowly: "Huangkou kid
Do you know the rise and fall?"
Although the old man's eyes were sharp, classmate Xiao came here simply to cause trouble, and he was not timid at all. He raised his head and said as if he was generous in facing danger: "Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. Why is there such a thing that cannot be known?"
"Okay, a good man has a duty." The old man smiled slightly, his eyes softened a lot, and he no longer paid attention to Xiao Wei. He stood up and said with a smile, "I will accept you as my disciple." After that, there was no change.
He went to pack his things and led the two book boys away, leaving only the dumbfounded classmate Xiao sitting in the pavilion without knowing anything.
What? What? What? Who are you, a dead old man? Classmate Xiao was stunned on the spot, and he didn’t come back to his senses for a long time. This is simply inexplicable, isn’t it? We are here to be a dandy, ah, no, to be a prince, there is no place.
Find a master to take care of what you are doing. If you are not happy, this is not the way to find a solution. Nonsense, nonsense! There is no need to talk about this matter. There is no way to be my master! Xiao Xiao was so angry that he couldn't even have half of it.
I was so excited that I didn't ask the old man where his name came from. I got angry and hurried back to my house. My butt was not even hot when I was summoned by my old man. As soon as I entered the old man's study, I saw something...
Seeing that the old man whom I had met earlier on the top of Xishan Mountain was sitting leisurely in the hall, and my cheap father and mother were sitting beside him, I was immediately dumbfounded until my father introduced that these were two people who had become officials.
Chao Yuan Shu Xuecheng could not react after that. Even when the old man ordered him to come forward to greet him, he forgot to move. He was only thinking about how to drive away this "Mao Sui" master.
It's a pity, it's a pity that classmate Xiao tried all kinds of tricks, crying, pretending to howl, pretending to be stupid and tossing around, but he couldn't shake Shu Xuecheng's determination, let alone change his father's decision.
The cheap old lady who doted on Mr. Xiao the most in the past did not support him, so she had no choice but to become Mr. Shu's closed disciple. To this day, Mr. Xiao still cannot understand what is wrong with him.
This is something that Mr. Shu, who is famous all over the world, values so much.
This is Xiao Wei. If it were another person, as long as he could become a disciple of Mr. Shu, it would definitely be a great thing that he could only hope for. Even if he went to the sword mountain or the sea of fire for it, it would be worth it - Mr. Shu was the number one scholar in Nawen.
Real money and silver skills, as for martial arts, in fact, it is really shameful that Mr. Shu’s outstanding martial arts skills were lost - Mr. Shu was only in his early twenties when he came to Beijing to take the exam, and he was already a candidate for both literary and martial arts.
One guy applied for the civil and martial arts examinations at the same time. They all entered the palace examination and won the first place in them. The government and the public were shocked by it. The late emperor, who was behind him, thought it was too bad for young people to be in the limelight, so he suppressed them.
Old Mr. Shu - Wen Zhuangyuan was given to, wu or not, only Chuanlu. But even so, Mr. Shu's feat was already the first since the founding of the Dayin Dynasty. It was truly remarkable.
, It's a pity that his official career is far less outstanding than his talent. He has been an official for more than thirty years, and he is only a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy. Although this position is very noble, it just has a good reputation.
In fact, he did not have much real power. Later, for some unknown reason, at the beginning of his ascension to the throne, Mr. Shu suddenly hung up his title and retired to seclusion. After this retirement, he did not appear in front of the world for nearly ten years. As soon as Bu appeared, he accepted Xiao Wei.
As soon as the news spread that this big playboy was a closed disciple, everyone in the capital dropped their jaws.
It's not that Xiao Wei's predecessor had never had a master, in fact there were far more than one - the officials in Zhongdu all valued the education of their children, let alone the rich and powerful Prince Xiang's Mansion, which hired Xiao Wei as early as when he was five years old.
He was the first teacher in both civil and martial arts, but as it turned out, no one worked for a long time. At most, he was half a year, and in the fastest three days, he either got angry or was beaten away. This time, it was Mr. Shu who replaced him.
He is a tough guy, so naturally all his predecessor’s tricks don’t work. Besides, this Xiao Wei is not the same Xiao Wei. He can’t do anything too disgusting, and he doesn’t want to bother to learn the knowledge.
, after all, I had long been bored with my nearly twenty years of student life in my previous life, so I decided to resort to cheating to fight against education. The result was naturally not going to be too good - I couldn’t fight again and again, and I couldn’t escape again and again.
No, passive resistance will be punished again, but Xiao Wei suffered a lot. To this day, Xiao Wei still remembers what Mr. Shu said when he first became a disciple - you have to have confidence to be a dandy!
Naturally, being a dandy requires confidence. Xiao Wei understands this. However, Classmate Xiao is lazy and really doesn’t want to suffer that crime. It’s a pity that Classmate Xiao is just a monkey, and he can’t escape.
Mr. Shu's Five Fingers Mountain, despite all the denials, I still have to follow it faithfully. Fortunately, this body's brain is really easy to use, and it has quite a photographic memory. It's okay to memorize it, and then rely on it.
In his previous life, he was smart, and his articles were quite innovative, including poems. Occasionally plagiarizing them would surprise Mr. Shu. He could handle this article one by one, but in martial arts, Xiao Wei suffered
The crime was so serious that to this day, every time I recall the scene when I was tricked into boarding the pirate ship, I still grind my teeth with hatred.
One day two and a half years ago, as soon as Xiao Wei finished his post, Mr. Shu called him to him. He saw Mr. Shu with a meaningless smile on his face and said kindly: "His Royal Highness King Xiang is wearing a martial arts crown."
Jue Sanjun, as a descendant of the Three Armies, I’m afraid it’s unjustifiable for the young prince not to practice martial arts.”
"..." Xiao Wei kept talking for a while, but just rolled his eyes - martial arts? The ability to go up and down seems quite impressive, but it's a pity that God knows how much hardship it will take to develop such abilities. We will be in the future.
Your Majesty, there are many thugs, so why bother learning those things? If you want to beat or kill, the thugs can do it. Do you think you have to raise your own pigs if you want to eat pork? It’s boring, don’t learn!
Mr. Shu ignored Xiao Wei's eye roll at all, twirled the long beard on his chest, and continued with a regretful tone: "The young prince has very good bones, and he is a good material for martial arts training. What a pity.
The young prince failed to lay a solid foundation in the past few years, and now that he is old, it is already too late to learn His Highness King Xiang's unique magical skills. It is a pity that he can barely practice it and achieve very limited results."
"..." Xiao Wei still said, but he said in his heart: It would be better not to learn. If we have the time to practice martial arts, we might as well spend more time with beautiful girls. There are so many beautiful girls in the capital waiting for me to comfort them.
Have time to practice those things that you have and don’t have.[
"However, a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Although the young prince cannot master Xiang's magical skills, he can just master Laowan's peerless martial arts. This can be regarded as his fate."
"..." Upon hearing that he still had to practice martial arts, Xiao Wei immediately rolled his eyes even more fiercely, but he just barely got angry.
"My master's skill is called 'Dragon Playing with Phoenix Kung Fu'. If you can practice it to the extreme, you can not only sweep through thousands of armies, but also attack enemies on the bed. Are you interested, young prince?"
"Really or not?" Upon hearing what Mr. Shu said, classmate Xiao's eyes immediately lit up - which man doesn't want to be impressive on the couch, especially a guy like classmate Xiao who aspires to be a super dude?
Naturally, she was looking forward to being able to roam among the flowers and enjoy the bed. However, although it was hard to scratch her heart, classmate Xiao was a time traveler after all, so he still kept an eye on it, so he hurriedly asked.
"Do I seem to be a liar, huh?" Mr. Shu frowned slightly and asked, pretending to be displeased.
"Okay, I learned it!" Xiao Xiao tilted his head and looked at Mr. Shu for a long time. When he saw that he didn't seem to be lying, he was greatly moved and gritted his teeth and agreed.
"Okay, I will teach you the first-level formula today and help you consolidate your foundation." Mr. Shu saw that Xiao Wei had agreed to practice the "Playing with Dragon and Phoenix Kung Fu", so he immediately struck while the iron was hot.
Now that the matter has come to an end, for the sake of future happiness, classmate Xiao is really willing to go all out. He starts practicing right away. Zhenzi's heart is filled with joy and anger, and he opens his posture. At the mercy of Mr. Shu, the solid foundation
Needless to say, the pain was excruciating, but for the sake of "ambition", Xiao Xiao gritted his teeth and endured it!
Three days and three nights, a whole three days and three nights of torture, finally, with the help of Mr. Shu, I completed the most basic skill of introducing Qi into the body, and realized that I had achieved such a small achievement in my martial arts.
But classmate Xiao was so happy that he began to dream about what he would do in the future after this success is achieved.
What's going on, ladies and gentlemen? Just when I was thinking about it, I suddenly saw Mr. Shu slap his forehead, and he groaned as if he suddenly remembered something and said: "No, I said earlier.
I forgot to tell the young prince clearly about something, I'm afraid it will be difficult to handle."
Classmate Xiao has been a man for two generations, and his mind is naturally very smart. When he saw Mr. Shu's appearance, his heart immediately went cold and sank, feeling as if he had accidentally boarded a pirate ship.
, but still took a chance and asked: "Sir, what do you mean by this?"
"Ah, it's like this. Once you start practicing this technique, you can't stop it before it reaches its completion. If you stop, the young prince will have no choice but to enter the palace and become a father-in-law. Sorry, sorry, I forgot earlier.
It’s all over, alas.”
"..." This time, Classmate Xiao did more than just roll his eyes. He burst out with a series of strange screams and curses. If he hadn't been unable to defeat Shu Xuecheng, I'm afraid Classmate Xiao would have pounced on Shu Xuecheng and fought to the death.
"Ah, by the way, there are two limitations to this technique. First, before this technique is completed, it requires moving the emotions but not moving the heart. The young prince must be able to pass by the flowers without any leaves touching him, but the flowers are
The more the better, haha, with the young prince's ability, I think this is possible. As for the second thing, he must remain a child before he is a child. Otherwise, the young prince still has no choice but to become a father-in-law.
"
"I, I, I..." Classmate Xiao couldn't catch his breath, rolled his eyes, and fell into a coma... The past is unbearable to look back on in the moonlight! These are the flowers in Classmate Xiao's backyard
Duoduo, but can only live without touching the leaves. This is also the reason why classmate Xiao is teased by Mo Xiang and Mo Yu but can't explain it. Who makes him fall for it so easily? It's weird.
The earth might as well blame itself
Realistically, the biggest wish of classmate Xiao, who is extremely helpless, is to succeed in cultivation as soon as possible. Not to mention feeding the little female wolves in the backyard first, he also has to avoid the fate of becoming a father-in-law, right? And the only hope to achieve this goal is
The only choice was Mr. Shu. No matter how much resentment Mr. Xiao had, he would not dare to speak rudely, so he could only silently enter the Qinjian Academy holding back his anger...