Chapter 8 If you want to play, play big (2) (Literature Network)
Oh no, no! Hearing Fatty Tang’s roar getting closer and closer, Xiao Wei got really anxious. He was not so shameless as to go to the guests with his bare buttocks bare, and he deliberately found a place to hide for a while.
Are you hiding? Fatty Tang is a bastard. He will never give up until he finds someone. Besides, besides the quilt, there is really no place to hide in Lin Yao's room. It can't just be like this.
Just huddle under the covers and let people catch you. Even if Fatty Tang doesn't laugh at you, he can't stand up to the commotion of all the beautiful girls, right?
"What a fool." When she saw Xiao Wei running around in the room with his naked buttocks scratching his cheeks and ears, Lin Yao couldn't help but laugh out loud. She didn't care about the embarrassment on Xiao Wei's face.
He gently lifted the sheets on his body, and was about to turn over and get out of bed, but unexpectedly, his movement immediately touched the painful area. He immediately took a breath of cold air, and his whole body that leaned out of the bed suddenly froze.
As soon as he saw Lin Yao in pain, Xiao Wei didn't care about anything else. He rushed to the couch with a quick step, stretched out his hand to support Lin Yao's body, and asked slightly hastily: "Yao Yao, are you okay?"
"No, it's okay." Lin Yao shook her head and responded, suddenly remembering that her pain was caused by the master in front of her, and immediately became a little annoyed, and reluctantly hit Xiao Wei's chest with her small pink fist.
Chest bulging, he hummed angrily: "I blame you."[
"Haha..." When Xiao Wei thought of the madness last night, he knew why Lin Yao was in pain, and couldn't help but giggle.
"Eternal enemies, disgusting." When Lin Yao saw the ambiguous expression on Xiao Wei's face, her face turned red. She opened Xiao Wei's supporting hand and stood up. She walked to the wall awkwardly and stretched out her hand.
He opened the closet door and put on his clothes in a slight panic. He didn't bother to comb his hair. He gathered up his long hair and tied it up casually with a red rope. He took the broom and tied it up.
The rags on the floor were swept aside, and then he turned around and glanced at Xiao Wei, who was so pale that his eyes were shaking, and said: "Xiao Wei, just lie down, I will go and send that man away right now."
Dismiss? Haha, if only Fatty Tang could be dismissed so easily. Xiao Wei had already recalled many of the affairs between his ex and Fatty Tang. He knew how difficult Fatty Tang was and didn’t want Lin Yao to go.
After suffering the pain, she smiled bitterly and said: "Yao Yao doesn't have to worry about it. First, go to Ningsheng Residence to ask Yan Hong to bring some clothes. Ah, you might as well make a few more sets. As for that damn fat man from Tang Dynasty, just tell him to shut up and go away."
Come in."
"You don't have a good heart." As soon as Lin Yao heard Xiao Wei's instructions to bring more sets of clothes, she immediately knew that this master planned to come to her room more often. Although she had thousands of wishes in her heart, she still said it.
After insulting Xiao Wei mercilessly, he hurried out of the room and walked towards Fatty Tang, who was surrounded by beautiful girls and maids.
Because Xiao Wei fainted last night, Fatty Tang couldn't sleep with Xiao Wei for a night talk, so he reluctantly moved into the guest house of the palace. He felt weak all over and fell asleep early in the morning.
After getting up, he didn't even bother with breakfast. He hurried to Ningsheng Residence, intending to plan with Xiao Weihaosheng how to sweep the "big event" of Zhongdu, but he didn't think about it. When he learned about Xiao Wei,
When Wei arrived at the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, he immediately chased after him - the Xiaoxiang Pavilion was originally just one of Xiao Wei's residences. Fatty Tang and Xiao Wei used to run wild in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion.
They were very familiar with it, but they didn't expect that the world has changed now. Fatty Tang ran into the Xiaoxiang Pavilion with a roar, but was stopped by a group of beautiful girls led by many maids, old ladies and the like.
Being stopped was a trivial matter, but a group of beautiful girls dared to utter arrogant words to drive him out. This pissed off Fatty Tang. Although he did not degenerate to the point of having sex with women, Tang Tang was
The big fat man actually lowered his face, raised his loud and loud voice, and started making a fuss with everyone. That is to say, the fat man was full of energy and had a loud voice. After such a big quarrel, he actually
They were not at a disadvantage, but all the beautiful girls were so angry that they cried several times. When Lin Yao arrived, the scene was really chaotic and spectacular.
"Sister Yao, you are finally here. This fat guy is so shameless and shameless."
"Sister Yao, drive him out."
"Sister Yao..."
Lin Yao was the first to enter the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, she was fierce and responsible, and had always been the backbone of all the beautiful girls. As soon as she arrived, all the beautiful girls surrounded Lin Yao as if they were seeing a savior, complaining, complaining, and screaming.
So lively.
"Okay, okay, stop arguing. This is Mr. Tang, a good friend of Xiaowei. Xiaowei invited him here. Sisters, please go back first." Lin Yao didn't know Fatty Tang very well.
Regarding the relationship with Xiao Wei, it seems that although Xiao Wei didn't like the fat man very much, he had no intention of driving him away. On the contrary, he wanted to call him regardless of the possibility of being ugly.
When the fat man entered the room, he vaguely knew that this fat man might have a lot of background. Seeing that the girls were wronged, Lin Yao had no choice but to make up a lie, which was regarded as saving the life of the fat man. All the beautiful girls saw Lin Yao.
Although everyone was doubtful about what he said, they didn't dare to entangle any more. They dispersed, but they didn't go far. They gathered around in the distance and pointed at Fatty Tang.
"Hey, girl, where is my brother-in-law? Where is he hiding?" Fatty Tang didn't sleep well last night. He had a big quarrel with all the beautiful girls today and was in a bad mood. At this time, all the beautiful girls had dispersed.
After opening it, some people shouted impatiently at Lin Yao.
"Brother-in-law?" Lin Yao really didn't know about the marriage between Xiao and Tang. When she heard Fatty Tang ask this question, she was confused for a moment and looked at Fatty Tang's chest in confusion.
"Ah, that's the mistress, he's my brother-in-law." Fatty Tang chuckled, patted his meaty chest, and explained.
"Ah..." Lin Yao had just had sex with Xiao Wei several times last night, and their affection was strong. Although she knew that with her status, she could definitely monopolize the possibility of Xiao Wei, and she would never become Xiao Wei's true love in the future.
Concubine, when I heard about the marriage between Xiao and Tang, I couldn't help but feel shocked. A sense of grievance came to my heart, but I didn't want to cry and make a fool of myself in public, so I forced a smile and started talking.
"Mr. Tang, the young prince is in that room. Mr. Tang, please go on your own. I have other things to do at home, so I won't lead the way for you." After Lin Yao pointed out the room to Fatty Tang, she also
After saying something more, he was so happy that he hurried out of the gate of Xiaoxiang Pavilion and hurried towards Ningsheng Residence.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I'm here, hahaha..." Fatty Tang didn't notice Lin Yao's unnaturalness at all. He grinned widely and ran towards Lin Yao's room while roaring. A group of beautiful girls
Hearing Fatty Tang call Xiao Wei this way and going to Lin Yao's room, he was a little overwhelmed for a moment. It wasn't until Fatty Tang rushed into Lin Yao's room that he came to his senses and faced each other.
"Sex" was surprised and began to make wild guesses in private.
"Hey, brother-in-law, what are you doing? Are you pretending to be a monk? Ha, it's fun, haha..." Fatty Tang has a big head, and he doesn't care what the consequences of his nonsense will be, and he has no intention to care about it.
What would others think? He rushed into Lin Yao's room. When he saw Xiao Wei sitting cross-legged on the wooden couch covered with a sheet, he was stunned for a moment, then screamed strangely, and then burst out laughing.
stand up.
"Don't call me brother-in-law, you fat guy, just find a chair and sit on your own." Xiao Wei was careful and knew how much this "brother-in-law" would deal a psychological blow to all the beautiful girls if he shouted that he was about to go out. He was troubled in his heart.
When he saw Fatty Tang laughing heartlessly, he couldn't help but curse.
Fatty Tang didn't even bother to find a chair. He came to Xiao Wei's side unceremoniously and sat down. The solid wooden couch made a loud creaking noise for a while, but Fatty Tang
Ignoring whether the wooden couch could support his weight, he stretched out his hand and patted Xiao Wei's shoulder heavily, jokingly saying: "If you don't call me brother-in-law, why would you call me brother-in-law? Isn't it easy to call me brother-in-law? You have to do it morning and night."
My brother-in-law is here."[
Brother-in-law, you are so big! When Xiao Wei thought that if his princess in the future was really the same size as Fatty Tang, then he really didn’t know who trained whom. He immediately couldn’t help but shuddered and slapped her away unceremoniously.
Fatty Tang stretched out his fat hand and said calmly: "Go away and call me brother-in-law again. I'll be in a hurry with you."
"Okay, okay, if you don't bark, don't bark. Anyway, you have to bark sooner or later, and now is the time." Fatty Tang was still talking nonsense, but when he saw that Xiao Wei was getting angry, he immediately changed his words and said, "Little San
, I promised you yesterday that this time, we two brothers must sweep through Zhongdu. Hey, these past three years have made me miserable. I finally returned to Beijing. No matter what, I have to have a good time.
one time……"
I'm afraid this guy is just a small chess piece when he returns to the capital. What kind of god is playing chess with his mother's bad luck? Xiao Wei didn't listen to Fatty Tang's heroic words at all, and made a lot of calculations in his mind.
After a while, Fatty Tang suddenly interrupted and said, "Damn Fatty, how do you want to play, with the big one or with the small one?"
"Fuck you, who are we, Tang Zhan! If you want to play, go big, the bigger, the better. Otherwise, it will ruin the reputation of our brothers." The fat man suddenly stood up and suddenly
He patted his chest, raised his thumb, and expressed his stance with great pride.
"Okay, if you want to play, play big!" Xiao Wei was not willing to be used as a chess piece. At this time, seeing Fatty Tang speaking so boldly, he immediately slapped the wooden couch and roared, then his tone suddenly dropped.
After eight degrees, he stretched out his hand and said: "Damn fat man, how much money did you bring?"
"What's the point of asking for money?" Fatty Tang didn't understand why Xiao Wei suddenly mentioned money. You must know that when the two of them went out to make trouble, they mostly fought. Almost all the dandies in the capital were dealt with by these two overlords. At this time, Xiao Wei
The sudden mention of money really made Fatty Tang feel dizzy.
"Nonsense, you have no money to play around with. You thought it was just a child playing house. You have grown so big in vain." Xiao Wei rolled his eyes at Fatty Tang unceremoniously and cursed angrily.
Fatty Tang simply spread his hands and said, "No money."
"Go away, you have no money to play with." Upon hearing that Fatty Tang answered so simply, Xiao Wei immediately became furious.
"It's not easy to make money. We don't know how to do other things like making money!" Fatty Tang laughed and replied, patting his chest with a confident look.
"Hey, I can't tell, you fat guy still knows how to make money?" Xiao Wei has a lot of money on hand for his own enjoyment. It is enough to squander it, but there is still not enough money to accomplish the big things in his mind.
The old nose is far away, and there are some ways to make money - Xiao Wei was just an ordinary person in his previous life. At most, he only knew some knowledge that was ahead of the times, and he was not very proficient in other things.
, it was really too difficult for him to come up with a shortcut to make a lot of money in a short period of time. When he saw Fatty Tang shamelessly saying that making money was easy, he immediately started laughing in anger.
"Hehe..." Fatty Tang laughed proudly for a while, and then said with pride: "My past three years have not been in vain. I have already figured out the secret to making money."
, Mistress, please listen carefully..." Fatty Tang leaned down and whispered mysteriously into Xiao Wei's ear. Xiao Wei was stunned at first, and then a look of surprise appeared on his face.