Silver Gu plunged into the water and returned to Mei Duo's hand a few minutes later. His mental state was completely different from when he first came out. If he was described as a strong young man with a hundred times more energy a few minutes ago, he is now an old man lingering on his feet. .
"Damn it, this guy just took a shower, wouldn't he make himself exhausted?" Ji Jie said with a smile.
Mei Duo rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "Xiaoyin has tried his best. It is very weak now and will take at least three months to recover! Just wait and see, Zhao Jun's camp will definitely smell bad tomorrow. Xuntian!"
Ji Jie shrugged. He could clearly hear the sound of Zhao soldiers fetching water downstream. To be honest, he was a little skeptical. It was not that he looked down on Miao Gu, but that small flying insects could deal with tens of thousands of people. Who would believe it? ?
With a dubious attitude, Ji Jie took Mei Duo back to Dragon City.
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The next day, Mei Duo directly opened the door of Ji Jie's bedroom and shouted: "Bad guy, if you don't get up yet, Zhao Jun is over there... ah..."
"ah!"
"ah!"
After Mei Duo's scream, two screams rang in Ji Jie's ears, one from Chen Yao and another from Qin Qing. When he was happy last night, he took the two girls to sleep together under a big quilt and kept tossing them. He wouldn't let them go until midnight! This girl, Mei Duo, didn't know much about the world. It was obvious how surprised she was when she saw his two sisters lying on his bed.
She came here early in the morning because she wanted to tell Ji Jie that there was already movement on Zhao Jun's side.
"Say, Duo'er, why didn't you knock on the door before you came in!" Ji Jie said angrily. Of course he was not happy to have his sweet dream interrupted.
Mei Duo covered her eyes and ran away. Qin Qing pinched Ji Jie's waist and said, "It's all because of you, the big bad guy, that you insist on letting me and sister Yaoer sleep with you... It's okay now. Duo'er's big mouth will definitely spread everywhere!"
Ji Jie laughed a few times, then shrugged and said, "Let her go out and talk about it. Who else can she tell besides Li Yuechan?"
Chen Yao pinched the other side of his waist and said, "You can't tell anyone. Don't even think about me getting into your bed tonight. Just sleep on your own!"
"That's right!" Qin Qing and Chen Yao immediately united the front and classified Ji Jie as a class enemy.
Ji Jie pretended to have a bitter look on his face, but immediately he happily watched the two girls changing clothes. That scene, tsk tsk!
In Zhao Jun's camp, as in the past, the soldiers lined up to receive breakfast, and then squatted on the ground in groups to feast.
The first group of people to eat all rushed to the toilet with their stomachs covered, causing those who were eating to ridicule: "You losers, you just go to the toilet after eating..."
"That's right, you're so ungrateful... Oops, my stomach hurts a little, I have to go have a bowel movement!"
"Fuck you, uncle, we are eating, please don't say such disgusting things, okay... Hey, wait, I'll go too..."
A group of people stood outside the toilet, holding their stomachs and frowning. They finally waited until one person showed up, but before they could come out, they immediately went in again, holding their stomachs.
The people outside couldn't bear it any longer. A guy ran a few steps to the side, unbuckled his pants and solved the problem on the spot. A loud fart sound followed, and his frown also relaxed.
Everyone was looking for their own "battlefield" on the spot, and there was a lot of fart noise for a while, and the energy was almost as strong as the army's artillery bombardment.
"What's going on? Is it an enemy attack?" As soon as Li Mu came out of the military tent, he was hit by the smell of farts. He gasped and shouted: "What's going on? Is it the enemy who is up to something?" Why does it stink so much?”
No one answered his words, and the soldiers who were originally guarding outside the military tent were also engaged in a fierce "struggle".
The reason why Li Mu didn't fall victim to the attack was because he hadn't had time to eat breakfast yet. He pinched his nose and walked out. Oh my god, the sound of farts was coming. He immediately realized that this might be caused by poisoning by an enemy spy.
Sima Shang was like the others. He had just finished taking a bowel movement and came to see Li Mu. On the way, his stomach ached again. He gritted his teeth and held his stomach and persisted until he came to Li Mu and said: "The general is not good, everyone seems to be poisoned." Got it!"
"Follow me to find the Huotou Army!" Li Mu concluded that the reason was food.
"Yes..." Sima Shang just ran out for two steps, then stopped and said: "...No, I have to take a dip. Sorry, General Li, I really can't hold on anymore. I'm in your camp." It’s solved on the edge...poof..."
Li Mu couldn't control that much anymore. When he ran to the Huotou Army camp, there was no one there. He followed the sound of farts and found a bunch of Huotou Army squatting on the ground "fighting".
"What did you do? You didn't even know you were poisoned?" Li Mu shouted.
A group of naked fire-headed soldiers shouted that they were wronged. An old soldier said: "General, it's not our fault. We usually guard the water tanks very strictly. Outsiders cannot approach them at all. If someone drops Croton, the color of the water will be different." The taste will change, but I didn’t notice any abnormalities during breakfast this morning!”
Li Mu was also wondering, how many crotons would have to be poured into the water tank to cause tens of thousands of people to have diarrhea at the same time! But this was definitely not an accident, and you could tell with your toes that the mastermind behind it must be Ji Jie!
Thinking of this, Li Mu was frightened. He looked at the soldiers squatting on the ground. If the Zhou army came to kill a general at this moment, would it be possible to fart to defend against the enemy?
No, you have to take medicine immediately to detoxify!
"Medical officer, where is the medical officer?" Li Mu shouted loudly.
"Report to the general, the medical officer is also suffering from diarrhea!"
"What time has it been? You're still pooping!" Li Mu said nonchalantly: "Inform all the medical officers in the army and ask them to distribute the medicine immediately, and be sure to detoxify everyone in the shortest possible time! Stop fucking pooping, you will die soon. Just jumped in!"
Li Mu thought that his roar would make the squatting people stand up, but who would have thought that the soldiers would not pee on him at all.
"Damn it!" Li Mu cursed bitterly, holding his nose and returned to his tent.
The medical officers prescribed medicine for diarrhea according to normal conditions, set up a large pot to boil it, and quickly distributed it to the soldiers. Everyone poured a large bowl into their mouths, thinking that the medicine would cure the disease, but who knew that drinking it would cure the disease? It got worse after taking the medicine.
The situation of the Zhao camp was sent to Ji Jie every quarter of an hour. He happily picked up Mei Duo, kissed her, and said: "Girl, you are so powerful, Zhao Jun has all been tricked!"
Mei Duo's pretty face turned red. After all, she was kissed by Ji Jie in front of all the sisters. She whispered: "Of course, my little Yin is not a vegetarian! The more they take medicine, the worse they get. It’s amazing, by the afternoon, there are very few people standing!”
Very good!
Ji Jie immediately issued an order: "Twenty thousand soldiers and horses will leave the city after lunch and aim at Zhao Jun's camp to deal with those soft-footed shrimps!"