Chapter 518 Picking up a girl trick [Ten more completed]
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Before, Du Feiyun's face was calm and his expression was as usual. There was no guilt or guilt at all, but now he appeared to be extremely submissive and confessed. If something goes wrong, there must be a monster. As expected, Du Feiyun's words will not stop until his words are shocking.
"Shot? Five minutes?"
Nie Qingyan frowned and recited this sentence silently in her heart. She figured it out after some speculation. She suddenly burst into laughter and a trace of amusement flashed in her beautiful eyes. Death with a stick is a stipulation in the criminal law of the Holy Dragon Palace, and it is a kind of punishment.
Punishment with clearly stated rules and procedures.
As for shooting, she had never heard of it, but thinking about it, it was just a matter of replacing the staff with a formation with a spear. As for those five minutes, maybe it was a term for time, which was about the same as a quarter or an hour.
This made her feel funny. Since it was a shooting, it was all at once. How could it be possible to shoot a person to death for five minutes? Could it be that one had to kill the person and then revive him, then kill him again, and then revive him again, all the time?
Lasts five minutes?
Not only Nie Qingyan, but also many of the guards present were quite amused by Du Feiyun's nonsense. However, the atmosphere was serious and they did not dare to laugh. So they all looked at Du Feiyun who was smiling with strange eyes.
For some reason, the originally solemn and solemn atmosphere in the hall suddenly changed subtly. Perhaps it was infected by Du Feiyun's heroic laughter, or perhaps guided by his funny words.
Nie Qingyan's eyes were filled with amuse, and she watched all this quietly, looking at Du Feiyun to see what other tricks he could pull off. When the Demon Dragon Emperor saw that this trick was effective, he excitedly asked Du Feiyun for credit and said, "How about it?
My trick will work! You are also adaptable and quick to react, but don’t let up, strike while the iron is hot, and get rid of this girl quickly.”
"Pin Dao knows that he has offended the majesty of the saint, and feels extremely guilty. He regrets that he has no shame in living in this world. He hopes that the two warriors will help him. Now he will take Pindao to the outside of the temple and shoot him to death for five minutes!
"
Someone continues to act, using all his skills to surpass those of the best actor. His face is full of guilt and remorse, and he sincerely and persistently confesses. His eyes are full of sincerity and longing, looking at the two guards, hoping that they will help. How realistic should this look?
How realistic.
"This..." The two guards were also in trouble. Although they knew in their hearts that Du Feiyun was talking nonsense, the saint's order had to be carried out, and Du Feiyun had his request. The two of them didn't know what to do, and there was a feeling in their hearts.
He muttered: "It's not difficult to shoot your kid, but it takes five minutes. Isn't it too embarrassing?"
"Hey, are the two warriors in a dilemma?" Du Feiyun looked at the two guards with a very "understanding" look, then slapped his forehead and said as if he suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, you must be here because you don't have guns.
You can’t start, right? It’s okay, it’s okay, I have it here, I have it here.”
Saying that, Du Feiyun quickly took out two magic weapons from the storage ring, both of which were the three-foot-long jet black spear. Although it was only a treasure weapon, it was more than enough to kill people. However, the only thing that was a little out of place was the three-foot-long spear.
The spear was a bit too long. He held it in his hand and dragged it on the ground. How could it have any power at all?
"Puch..."
A chuckle sounded like a silver bell, and the saint who had been watching the situation could no longer hold back. She finally laughed out loud and looked at Du Feiyun with a strange look. She didn't expect that this kid was usually quite serious and spoke.
There weren't many people, and the people were very quiet, like a boring gourd. It was an eye-opener for her to be so shameless in pretending to be crazy and showing off.
"Okay, okay, all of you, please step aside." Once she started laughing, she couldn't hold back any longer. The solemn and solemn atmosphere that had been created in the hall was self-defeating, so she simply waved her hand.
After asking the eighteen guards to retreat, she and Du Feiyun were the only ones left in the hall.
"Well done, Du Feiyun, you are really talented. You have learned my unique skills so quickly. Judging from your performance just now, you are already 70% as good as me. Well, it's very good. I'm very pleased. My unique skills
Finally, we have a successor." A certain sex dragon was immediately relieved and let out a hearty laugh.
On the side, Demon Emperor Shura glared at him angrily and cursed in a low voice: "Shameless old man, I have been trying to instigate Feiyun to imitate you all day long. Even this trick of picking up girls can be passed down as a secret skill, how can you still...
It’s really a strange flower among the demon emperors!”
"What's so shameless? If you are shameless, you can win over beauties. If you are shameless, you can have a harem of three thousand beauties. If you are shameless, you can be invincible. Asura, you old fool, you want to learn my skills and I won't teach you.
As for you, your talent is dull and ignorant, and you cannot carve out rotten wood!" The Demon Dragon Emperor was arrogant and complacent. He did not feel ashamed but felt proud. Such words only made Demon Emperor Shura so angry that he wanted to vomit blood. So, the two
The old guys went back to quarreling and bickering, just like cockfighting.
At this time, silence returned to the main hall, with a playful smile in Nie Qingyan's eyes. She looked at Du Feiyun up and down, and then said after a long time: "You can do it, Du Feiyun, I didn't realize that you still have this skill."
"Oh? What?" Du Feiyun pretended to be honest with a smile, scratched the back of his head, and looked at Nie Qingyan pretending to be confused. Nie Qingyan had already seen his ability to act stupid and stunned, and she didn't do it now.
He waved his hand and said: "Okay. Stop acting. There is no one else here. It's just the two of us. Let's talk openly about some things. Don't pretend to be stupid anymore, otherwise I will really
I look down on you."
"Well, okay, you say." Du Feiyun's expression returned to normal and he nodded lightly. Nie Qingyan raised her eyebrows. Her expression returned to solemn and cold, and she said slowly: "Since you have seen that I have no murderous intentions towards you,
Then I won’t talk in circles with you and tell you frankly. Although you are hateful, your crime will not lead to death. Because you are fighting for your life for the Holy Dragon Palace and you are talented, I will spare your life for the time being. In the future, you will follow
I will go back to the Holy Dragon Palace and go to the Holy Dragon Tribunal to plead guilty and receive punishment."
"Okay, that's no problem." Du Feiyun nodded and expressed no objection. Facts have proved that he was right. Nie Qingyan is not a person who doesn't know priorities. She can clearly distinguish between personal grudges and official matters. Du Feiyun can do this
Don't worry.
"Second point, I can ignore your guilt for now, but you have to pay a price first." Nie Qingyan's lips curled up into a sneer, but Du Feiyun couldn't see it because of the veil.
She took out a one-yuan pill, played with it in her hand, and asked slowly: "How much of this pill can you refine in a year?"
As soon as he saw the Yiyuan Dan appearing in Nie Qingyan's hand, Du Feiyun's heart skipped a beat. After hearing her words, he immediately became wary and secretly muttered: "Does this girl want me to do hard work and refine it for the Holy Dragon Palace?"
One yuan pill, right?"
As expected, Du Feiyun's guess was correct. Nie Qingyan continued: "As an advance payment, you can give me one year to refine the elixir. Just refine this kind of elixir!"
There is a slight deviation from Du Feiyun's guess, but there is basically no difference. It is just the difference between refining it for the Holy Dragon Palace and refining it for her. However, no matter the former or the latter, this is absolutely impossible. Du Feiyun absolutely
Don't let her lead the way.
"What? Are you talking about this kind of elixir? I don't know how to refine it. I don't even have the recipe." Someone continued to act stupid.
"Then tell me, where did you get all these elixirs? You're not going to tell me that you picked them up, are you?" Nie Qingyan sneered again and again, blocking Du Feiyun's possible excuses with one sentence.
subterfuge.
Unexpectedly, this person was so thick-skinned. He actually showed an embarrassed look, with eyes full of surprise and admiration. He looked at Nie Qingyan and said, "Wow, how did you know? This kind of pill is really good."
I found it in a former cave, there were only more than 200 pills, I took some and gave the rest away."
Nie Qingyan suddenly had a frustrated expression on her face, closed her eyes speechlessly, rubbed her brows, then raised her head, looked at Du Feiyun with a very serious and cold look, and said word by word: "Do you really think I can't kill?"
Are you?"
In the main hall, the temperature instantly dropped by three points, and a fierce murderous aura spread, covering Du Feiyun. As long as Nie Qingyan's thoughts moved, she would send out a thunderous strike and kill Du Feiyun on the spot.
Du Feiyun helplessly spread his hands and smiled bitterly, closed his eyes, raised his head and exposed his neck and said: "Then you should kill me, I won't refine the medicine for you, just give up."
Nie Qingyan stared at him and remained silent for a long time. Seeing his firm attitude, she gradually regained her murderous intent. She sighed helplessly and changed her words: "Okay, then I won't let you refine the medicine in vain. I will give you whatever materials you need."
You are prepared, every time I successfully refine such an elixir, I will buy it with millions of spiritual stones, what do you think?"
"This..." Nie Qingyan suddenly changed her attitude. Du Feiyun was not expecting it. He didn't expect Nie Qingyan to compromise so easily, so he carefully considered and weighed it up. There is no doubt that Nie Qingyan's conditions are very generous.
, the most important point is that she has prepared all the materials he needs. There is a lot to do in this, and Du Feiyun naturally understands.
"Why are you hesitating? Promise her quickly. Du Feiyun, let me tell you, now you should use my second trick, which is to entangle! As long as her attitude softens and compromises a little, you have to follow the stick like a snake.
Go ahead and wrap her tightly around her so that she can be controlled and restrained by you, and she will definitely not be able to escape from your grasp in the future." As soon as the Demon Dragon Emperor saw an opportunity to promote his unique skills, he immediately seized the opportunity keenly and worked hard.
Di Chao Du Feiyun told about the huge benefits.
"Shut up, did I say I wanted to date this saint? Stop giving me bad ideas!"
"Okay, stop pretending to be noble. Who doesn't understand the dirty things in a man's heart? It's all just water, so why pretend to be innocent?" The Demon Dragon Emperor curled his lips disdainfully, determined to work hard to teach Du Feiyun and make him recognize it.
The sooner he can understand his inner nature and face his own heart, the more helpful it will be for his harem plan.
"Men all have a natural desire to conquer. The more arrogant and glamorous a beautiful woman is, the more it can inspire men's desire to conquer. Deep in every man's heart, there is a person he would never dream of overthrowing and conquering under his body.
Lady, once your wish comes true, that is the most fulfilling thing! Don’t rush to explain or clarify anything. Do you dare to look straight at your heart and say that you have never thought of it this way?”
Okay, Du Feiyun was silent and stopped talking. Although the Demon Dragon Emperor is an old pervert and always dishonest, he has a specialization in the art industry. This old guy has been concentrating on studying this all his life, so he can always say something.
It may seem like nonsense, but there is some truth to it.
"Du Feiyun, think about it, as long as you follow my secret technique and entangle this girl first. As long as you seize the right opportunity, you must use the shameless method of the third secret technique, abandon your shame and bravely kill that girl
Push down Nie Qingyan and use your strong body and strong love to conquer her. Then you will be the son-in-law of the Holy Dragon Palace, and you will be able to take the beauty home. What an enviable good thing it is?
"
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not that kind of person..." Du Feiyun quickly retorted. This old man's words were too explicit and unbearable, and he didn't know how to be more polite.
"What? Is your body not strong enough?" The Demon Dragon Emperor was immediately surprised, as if he had discovered a huge secret, and looked at Du Feiyun's crotch, looking at him with a strange look of sympathy.
"Fart! Of course I'm strong...ah, bah, you shameless old guy!" Du Feiyun was a little ashamed and his cheeks were hot.
"Old Selong, your words are too explicit. Are you speaking in human language? It's too offensive!" Demon Emperor Shura also accused the Demon Dragon Emperor with righteous indignation.
The Demon Dragon Emperor laughed, not feeling embarrassed at all, and said complacently: "What's the matter? What's wrong with what I said is not human? Haha, I'm not a human to begin with, so what are you talking about?"
"Okay, you are invincible!" Du Feiyun and the Shura Demon Emperor's master and disciple both raised the white flag and retreated in silence. (To be continued.
