Ambassador-level meeting of various countries in the capital of China
Ambassadors from various countries are arriving one after another. Even the ambassadors from several countries that have not dealt with China in recent years have arrived on time.
As usual, the ambassador's meeting is held at a fixed time every year. No one knows why there is such an impromptu meeting, and the notice everyone receives is only a few words: important matters must be attended.
The ambassadors noticed a tense atmosphere from the moment they received the invitation. When they came here, the tension became even more intense.
The American ambassador and the British ambassador were sitting together and he asked: "What kind of meeting is this? What the hell are the Chinese doing by calling us over in such a hurry?"
"I don't know either." The British Ambassador spread his hands.
The U.S. ambassador smiled and said: "No, your MI6 has always been a well-informed department. It must have found the answer, right?"
The British ambassador raised his eyebrows: "MI6 is nothing compared to your National Security Agency, the FBI is incomparable. You must know that, right?"
"I really don't know"
"I really don't know either"
Their eyes couldn't help but look towards the Russian ambassador. He also looked bewildered and probably also had a dark look in his eyes.
At this time, the doors on both sides of the rostrum opened at the same time. The military representatives headed by Wei Qingtian came in from the left, and the political representatives came in from the right.
Usually when an ambassador’s meeting is held, there are always a lot of media invited to attend. There are more reporters holding long guns and short cannons than there are people attending the meeting, but today there is not even one.
Wei Qingtian sat on the main seat with an expressionless face. This is the strangest thing today. Why are you, a general, joining in the fun of the ambassador's meeting?
The question is on everyone's mind, but the host hasn't spoken yet. Who has the nerve to ask?
Wei Qingtian said into the microphone in front of him: "Everyone must be very strange, but I believe you will understand everything soon. To make a long story short, you can watch a video first."
The high-definition projector started working, and the picture showed the flying cockroach being blown up to death.
The U.S. Ambassador was stunned at first and then laughed: "What kind of movie is this made by you Chinese people? With all due respect, it is not at the same level as our American blockbusters. If you are willing, I will return to the country and call on American filmmakers to come to work in China to improve you." level”
Others also started to laugh. Some said that the camera was placed in the wrong position. Some said that the monster was too fake. Why did it have to be a cockroach? There is nothing new about it. Some said that the power of the nuclear bomb explosion was too small and it looked fake at first sight.
Wei Qingtian waited for them to laugh enough before he said calmly: "This is not a movie, but a fact. The place where the incident happened is xxx in Northern Europe."
Everyone was in an uproar. Although many people wanted to believe that this was a joke played on them by the Chinese, the ambassador of the country whose name was mentioned still took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hey, let me ask if anything unusual happened in the xxx area today. ...You clearly told me not to be perfunctory. I am from China. What did a small nuclear explosion really happen? When did it happen? What are the specific circumstances?"
The people around were stunned. Is it true?
The ambassador stood up from his chair after making the call: "Chinese people, you must give us an explanation for why a small nuclear explosion will occur in our country and why the ambassador doesn't know why you have relevant videos."
In fact, it was three small nuclear explosions. Because the two subsequent ones were only a few seconds apart in time, they were judged to be one.
Wei Qingtian said very meaningfully: "What I want to say is that the key is not the nuclear explosion but the creatures that were killed. Don't you think they are the most terrifying things?"
The ambassador was stunned: "Aren't they just a few cockroaches? As for the big fight that can be done with insecticides, what do you mean by using small nuclear bombs? Did you Chinese create nuclear explosions?"
The old man's face tightened: "I just said, please pay attention to the key points. Can you use insecticide to kill a cockroach that is more than thirty meters long?"
"Thirty meters" everyone gasped.
The ambassador was unconvinced and said: "You Chinese people like to scaremonger you. How could a mutated reptile like a thirty-meter cockroach appear in my country? The environment there is countless times better than yours. Even if it does appear, it should be you." It’s only right that China appears.”
Mr. Wei is a little embarrassed. If we explain it according to common sense, it should be like this.
The U.S. ambassador also stood up: "Chinese people, I think you are deliberately shirking your responsibilities. Even if there are such terrible creatures as you mentioned, you have no right to use nuclear weapons in a sovereign country. This is illegal and I protest."
"Why don't you just protest?" The old man scolded in a shameless manner and continued: "Why didn't you say it was illegal when you used depleted uranium bombs? Why didn't you say it was illegal when you used chemical weapons? Go away and go here, you have no right to speak."
The British ambassador followed suit and protested: "You are insulting our allies and I also protest."
"I just insulted you. What do you want?" Mr. Wei walked down the rostrum and said loudly: "It's because of you two sticks that the world is in such a mess. I remind you again, first determine the key points and don't always Preoccupying yourself with trivial matters.”
The ambassador said angrily: "You used nuclear bombs in our country and you still don't let me tell you what you mean..."
At this point, his cell phone rang. He originally wanted to make a righteous protest first, but he accidentally caught a glimpse of the number coming from the President's Office and subconsciously picked it up: "What are you saying again? What's wrong with our country?"
After a few seconds, his legs softened and he collapsed on the ground.
The ambassadors of the United States and the United Kingdom came over quickly and asked: "What happened? Did the Chinese use dirty tricks to threaten you? Don't worry. Our two countries will always be your strong backing. You are doing this in front of so many people." Say it”
The ambassador burst into tears and said: "My country is being attacked by giant cockroaches that are over 30 meters in size. They can easily blow up a building. Two people in our country have been killed and injured... The emergency troops deployed cannot stop the cockroaches at all." At such a pace, an entire division was wiped out..."