Beating people up has always been one of Qin Shao's favorite sports. Since he ascended, he has only beaten two guys, so he has been feeling a little itchy for a long time. Since you bunch of short-sighted demons took the initiative Come here, if I don't give you a few slaps and a few punches on the nose, I will be very sorry for you who have come from afar, and you will be said that you don't know how to treat guests.
"Oh, why did you hit me...my nose..."
"My dear, are there such dirty tricks in heaven? Why didn't anyone notify me in advance..."
"Qin Daxian, you made a mistake. I am not a demon." shouted an immortal who was affected by Chi Yu.
Qin Feng said while punching and kicking: "Who made you so blind that you didn't see that I was beating someone here? If you didn't avoid it, it would be fine. You even took the initiative to put your face up. If I don't hit you, who will I hit?" .”
The beaten immortal said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to watch the battle and cheer for Qin Daxian."
"Then hurry up and don't be idle."
With the current strength of Young Master Qin, it is very easy to defeat the king-level demons, not to mention the few little fish and shrimps in front of them. They can only be beaten and have no chance to resist.
"Oh, Great Immortal Qin, you made a mistake again. This is the property of our Heavenly Court and cannot be destroyed at will."
Tables, chairs and benches either became weapons in his hands, or were smashed by the beaten demons, resulting in heavy losses.
He turned a deaf ear, picked up a grand master's chair and threw it on the demon's back, humming: "I am a member of Haotian Palace, why should I cherish your heavenly palace's property? Does it have anything to do with me?"
Ten minutes later, all the demons were lying on the ground pretending to be dead dogs, not even daring to take a breath for fear of arousing Qin Feng's ideas again.
There were a few guys with tears in their eyes, probably thinking that everyone said we were demons. Compared with the demon in front of us, we were simply the legendary country of gentlemen.
Qin Shaojie was angry and said with a smile: "Everyone, in our heaven, a gentleman should talk but not take action..."
The leader of the demon clan immediately said: "Then you still take action and beat the negotiator, and we will protest."
He said calmly: "Listen to what I have to say. It is indeed our custom in heaven to use words but not to use hands. But for those who verbally insult us, this rule will be automatically invalidated. You still know that you are Negotiator, who gave you the right to curse others? This is one-third of an acre of our heaven. Whether our territory is good or not, how can we allow you to run rampant?"
After saying that, he pulled up the only chair that was not smashed, sat down carelessly, and said: "I declare that the warm-up exercise before the negotiation is officially over, and now we start negotiating... What do you mean, I am sitting upright, yes I respect you, what does it mean if you all lie down on the ground, despise heaven, despise heaven, or despise this great immortal, do you want to be beaten?"
The demon representatives were almost crying, we were lying on the ground because of Mao, and you still have the nerve to say it.
But they still stood up quickly to avoid being beaten again, but their momentum was not affected, and their image was greatly reduced.
I just received a beating, what kind of image can I have?
Mr. Qin glanced at them and hummed: "What do you mean? You want me to look up to you while I am sitting here, right? You are so awesome, you still want to be beaten, right?"
A group of demons began to look for chairs everywhere, but no one could find a complete one. They were so distraught that they simply sat on the ground and thought, let’s see what you say now, because now we are looking up to you, not you. us.
Mr. Qin expressed that he was very satisfied with this. He glanced at the faces of each demon with a condescending look and said: "You are really ugly, so ugly. Do all demons look like this? If I were you , he would have committed suicide long ago when he grew up like this, so as not to scare others when he went out."
The leader of the demon clan said angrily: "It's not up to us to decide what we look like. Besides, we don't think we are ugly either."
"Nonsense, you are simply extremely ugly." Mr. Qin snorted, "Look at yourselves in the mirror and use words like crooked melons and cracked jujubes to describe you. Those are considered complimentary words."
The demons are almost crying, we are so bruised and swollen by you, of course we look ugly, we were not like this originally.
"Don't refute, I have seen beautiful demons. You are from Crystal King, right? You must know Meili, she is very beautiful." Qin Shao said to himself.
One of the demons hummed: "It doesn't matter how beautiful you are, you will still lose the battle, and you will still die at the hands of the people on earth. Facts have proved that vases are unreliable, and it is people like us who are the most reliable."
Mr. Qin glared at him: "Who said Mei Li is dead?"
"Aren't you dead?" Another demon said even more viciously: "If you are not dead, then the crime is even greater. It was she who caused tens of thousands of demons' army to collapse on the earth. Where did she hide? Returning to Jingwangxing to apologize to the king is an even more excessive act."
You guys still deserve a beating, okay, I’ll do it again reluctantly.
Bang bang...
Plop...
All kinds of screams floated in the sky above Honglu Palace and refused to go away for a long time.
In the end, all the demons were lying on the ground unable to get up, and Qin Daxian also very responsibly ordered the people here not to provide them with any form of rescue.
After receiving two consecutive beatings, the demons were disheartened and they deeply realized how naive the phalanx strategy they had formulated before was.
Based on the demon clan's research on the heavens over the years, the conclusion is that although these gods are also used to scheming, they are more concerned about face. They only need to use messy methods to make them defenseless and get what they want. the result.
After all, they never expected that there are unreasonable people in heaven, and that is Qin Feng.
As the saying goes, evil people have their own trials and tribulations. This time they were really kicked on the iron plate. But then again, if Master Qin was not responsible for this matter, Heavenly Court would definitely suffer from the demons.
After all, people come with "sincerity", and those pedantic guys will naturally have to respond with true sincerity, and in the end they will be played around by the other party.
After a long time, a demon struggled to sit up and asked in a miserable tone: "Boss, what should we do next?"
The leader said angrily: "What else can we do? The tried-and-tested method doesn't work. We will be beaten if we disagree. What else is there to talk about? Pack your bags and go back, waiting for instructions from the kings."
"There's no need to clean up, all our salutes were ruined..."
"I'll be back..." The guy in the lead looked exactly like the way Big Big Wolf said his last lines.