Crackling~ Firewood was burning in the dense forest on a dark night, and Sean's dark steel helmet was used as a pot head. I'm afraid Sean is the only one who has ruined the honor of the military. Gulu~Gulu~ Inside the helmet
The filled snow water began to boil, and a faint white mist of boiling water steamed up.
Sean lay on the cold snow, raised his buttocks and took off his trousers, revealing his buttocks with shrapnel inserted into it. He started to tremble amidst the howling cold wind and heavy snow. His buttocks were tattooed with a speechless double-flower tattoo, which made him most speechless.
Or the double flower blooming part is aligned, what is that? The chrysanthemum is also!
Gou Bin was holding a dagger in his hand. This dagger was handed to him by Sean. As for why it was handed to him? It's very simple. Cut a little bit of the place where the shrapnel clamps the meat, and pull out the terribly uneven shrapnel.
The part has fishhook-like stings, which dig deep into the muscles inside Sean’s buttocks. It’s very tragic!
Gou Bin raised the red-hot dagger, and the snowflakes made a hissing sound when they fell on the dagger. Gou Bin patted Sean's back with one hand and reminded him kindly: "Hey, buddy, you are planning to call me brother like this."
I dig it? Uh~ Don’t you need some kind of anesthetic for your mental state?”
Sean turned his head and looked at Gou Bin seriously. With a ragged beard, he said with a regretful look in his eyes: "Yes! It's a pity that you have ruined your spirit. Brother, I don't pick up rags. Well, here, help me take it out."
Authentic narcotics, in your pocket, hey hey~ Cruze, don’t take advantage of me!”
Gou Bin rolled his eyes and looked disdainfully at Sean. He rummaged through Sean's backpack for a while and found two bottles of morphine, an anesthetic commonly used in battlefields, as well as some scattered gold rings and the like. The rest were
Miscellaneous items like pens and notepads are like junk collectors.
Gou Bin waved the morphine in front of Sean, and cursed with resentment on his face: "Sean, damn, you are too unreasonable, aren't you? You hid the morphine yourself, but you gave me a broken photo.
I am acting as an anesthetic and rubbing your uncle’s vagina, are you still a human being?”
Sean had a matter-of-fact expression and ignored Gou Bin's scolding. He held his breath and said, "What do you know? Men have to learn to endure pain. That's basic knowledge, you know? When you understand it all one day, you will be qualified."
Use this thing, stop talking nonsense and hurry up, do you want my life?"
Seeing Gou Bin's expression of being too lazy to do anything, Sean couldn't help but surrender and said: "Okay, we soldiers are not allowed to carry this thing with us. I had to spend a lot of effort to climb out from the rescue soldier.
If you use this thing too much, it will become addictive. I am old and can’t afford to deal with it. I am not as strong as you young people, do you know? Hey, help me stop the pain quickly!"
Gou Bin reluctantly picked up the syringe. This guy really has all the tools. He can pick out so many interesting things from the dead. He is really a good garbage collector. In Xi'en, this veteran
Under Bing Gazi's guidance, well, Gou Bin learned how to give painful injections.
After digging out the shrapnel, Gou Bin hastily helped Sean wrap gauze at will. Seeing the double flowers of the Hanhan's tattoo in full bloom, Gou Bin shook his head speechlessly and refused to look at it. This guy is too evil. After all this work,
Gou Bin stretched his body and leaned to the side. He is now better. The two wounded soldiers share the same adversity.
Sean grinned and lay down on his back, took out his cup and put it in front of Gou Bin, curled his lips and said: "Cruz, please put some boiling water in it. I'll give you a taste later. After a sip, I'll be full of energy."
Stop staring and hurry up, buddy, I've prepared a new one for you!"
While Gou Bin was glaring, Sean took out a new mouth cup. This was the one he pulled out from the waist of the dead German soldier. Gou Bin's mouth cup had already exploded. The careful Sean helped Gou Bin prepare it.
One, otherwise Gou Bin would have really eaten snow to replenish water.
When Gou Bin handed over the boiling water, Sean took out a bag of coffee and poured it into his cup. He poured it into Gou Bin's cup with a smirk on his face, shook his cup, and Sean took a sip.
Said: "Ha~ Not bad, Cruze, how about it? There's nothing wrong with following me, right?"
Gou Bin looked at the coffee without sugar in his mouth in confusion, shook his head and sighed: "Sean, you are trying to kill me, do you have anything to eat? I starved to death and ran all night, okay, when
I didn’t ask anything, there’s definitely no good in following you!”
When Gou Bin asked him what he wanted to eat, Sean looked at you with contempt for your idiot. Everyone's rations are standard distribution. Yours are all gone. Is it possible that you still have some? It's better that Gou Bin has eaten them all, but they just ate them.
We encountered a battle upon arrival, who was more puzzled?
Gou Bin thought of tonight's solo battle and couldn't help but blush. With a guilty expression on his face, he asked: "Sean, let me ask you a question. Why can't I always be sure when I shoot? I'm often shot.
Did you miss it due to the recoil? Hey, stop drinking!"
Sean put down his cup speechlessly, grabbed Gou Bin's M1 semi-automatic rifle with one hand and said: "Okay, Cruz, I am completely impressed by you, a newbie on the battlefield. Hold the gun tightly in your hand, aim at the target, keep your breathing steady, and pay attention
The strength of your hand, pay attention to the recoil of the gun when shooting..."
Under Sean's guidance, Gou Bin unloaded the bullets from the barrel of the gun and practiced aiming and shooting with the gun empty. With a helpless expression on his face, Sean took out his backpack, which he carried with him like a treasure chest, and started
Take a towel out and put it into the boiling helmet with hot water.
After practicing for a while, Gou Bin found it boring. Without actual combat, all the training was in vain. Gou Bin turned around and immediately saw Sean ironing a towel or something. Gou Bin couldn't help but asked curiously: "Hi~ Sean,
What are you doing? Why are you putting the towel in there? Do you want to wash your face?"
Sean picked up the cooled dagger, picked up the towel, threw it on the snow and cursed Gou Bin: "Take a bath! Idiot!"
Gou Bin watched with wide eyes as Sean put the towel on the snow and rolled it around. He immediately took off his military uniform, shivered his body, and used the towel to wipe himself. This was the first time Gou Bin had seen such a bathing method.
I also have to admire Sean's fantasy method.
Sean simply stood up, endured the unforgettable pain in his buttocks, grinned and said: "Hi~ Cruze, don't you wash up? It's rare that you have the conditions to wash up and go to bed! Otherwise you will become dirty and dirty.
You stinky stinky man, the nurse lady in the battlefield doesn't like a handsome guy like you!"
Gou Bin looked at Sean who was taking a bath comfortably. He finally saw what it means to be a great person. This guy is really too talented. Just when Gou Bin finished thinking about it, he suddenly heard Sean oops and took out a map in his hand.
He said with a regretful expression: "Oh~ damn, I actually got the map wet!"
Gou Bin shook his head and sighed, took out a towel from his pocket and said: "Sean, you are so clever that you are mistaken for your cleverness. This is not how you take a bath. You and I are both men. What should we be ashamed of? Take off your clothes."
, Hiss~ It’s quite cold, damn the weather!”
Gou Bin took off his large military uniform to keep out the cold, revealing a thin shirt that was shaking his body bones. The bleeding wounds on his back and arms stained his shirt red. Gou Bin imitated Sean and put the towel into the helmet he brought out, and wet the towel.
I put it in the snow and patted it until it felt almost ready, then I picked it up and used it to wipe myself.
Puzzled, Sean took out the map and put it in front of the fire to bake. The wooden frame of the helmet that was originally used for setting it up turned into a baking rack. Sean turned around and immediately found that Gou Bin had pulled out his shirt on his arm, and there was a tattoo picture.
Wen caught his eye and couldn't help but walk up to Gou Bin with his butt raised.
When Gou Bin saw Sean coming over, he immediately put on his shirt and said cautiously: "Hey, Sean, what are you doing? Don't look at me with that wretched look. I can't carry this all the time. Hey, hey, you
What are you doing? What do you want to do with your hands and feet? Don’t touch..."
With a look of disdain on Gou Bin's evasive side, Sean pulled off Gou Bin's sleeves and said, "Okay, Cruze, I don't have that hobby either. Who is your tattooed Lucy? Tsk tsk~~ She still loves tigers.
Lucy, you can do it, you actually got your girl’s name tattooed on your arm!”
Gou Bin didn't know who Lucy was, so he turned up the shirt that Sean had lifted up with one hand and said vaguely: "Lucy?
The picture of double flowers in full bloom is even more disgusting than mine, Sean, I didn’t expect you to be... disgusting enough!"
Sean shrugged with an indifferent expression, whistled proudly and wiped himself with a towel. He looked at Gou Bin with a wicked smile. Seeing his shameless smile, Gou Bin really wanted to hit his head with a helmet.
, During World War II, the hijab was popular among soldiers. Want to grow your hair long? No way, I will arrest you and take you to the barber shop to have it shaved.
Gou Bin wiped his body with a puzzled expression. Sean had already finished washing and was standing aside drinking coffee. Gou Bin said casually: "Sean, where did Jimmy, Snoopy, and Barbara go?
Why is there no trace yet? Could it be that he got separated?"
Sean frowned and drank the bitter coffee in one breath. He smacked his bitter mouth and said, "Well, if you ask me, who should I ask? Anyway, we should be able to see it within a one-mile radius of our ignition. I hope those Nazis
Go back to sleep, otherwise we would really be..."
Plop~ A black figure jumped down from a ten centimeter mountain col. Unfortunately, it hit the wooden stand where the map was hanging. The wet map immediately fell into the fire. Bang~ Sean's mouth twitched as he watched the map rising into flames.
In the fire, Gou Bin opened his lips and couldn't close them, and the map was destroyed!
Snoopy lay on the back of the mountain with sweat on his face, panting heavily and said: "Oh~Sean, Sean, I, I didn't mean it, hehe~ It really, really didn't mean it,
Huhu, back, back, yes, yes, huhu...Sean, listen to me, back..."
With an angry expression on his face, Sean limped up to Snoopy, grabbed him with both hands and roared: "Snoopy! Look what you did! The map is gone, Cruze, what are you doing? Don't get in the way.
I’m going to teach this guy a lesson, it’s really too… oops~~”
Sean and Gou Bin were attacked by heavy objects. When two black figures jumped down from the mountain col, they were crushed. When the four of them got up, Sean and Gou Bin looked angry. Damn it.
It turned out to be Jimmy and Barbara, both of whom were panting at the same time.
Jimmy had a frightened expression on his face, ignored the angry gazes of Sean and Gou Bin, and said with sweat on his face: "Run, hoo hoo...run..."