Pan You'an grew up to be a handsome young master. His appearance did not matter, the key was that his unique artifact had already won the applause of the palace and the favor of the palace ladies.
When the old emperor passed away and the young emperor ascended the throne, and Concubine Tong was promoted to empress dowager, the necessary cleaning had been done in the palace. All the empresses, concubines, concubines, maids, etc. who had an affair with the late emperor were left behind only one Li.
Your Majesty, all the rest were moved out of the palace. Except for the current emperor, the heirs of the late emperor naturally also went to the west and the east. During this period, although countless beautiful maids and extremely pure eunuchs were added, in the huge royal harem, in addition to
Except for a few male cats and three or five small toothed dogs (male dogs), the rest are all female or asexual (eunuch) residents.
The incident of the young eunuch chief's death is no longer a secret. Of course, the news is still within a certain controllable range. Most of them have only heard about it, and only a few witnesses have witnessed it. If an earth-shattering event had not happened, the palace might still be in a state of chaos.
In the gentle waves of stagnant water.
Suddenly one day, the Queen Mother's eyebrows were high and her eyes were low, and she was sour and spicy. Concubine Tong was not a fool, and she had experienced it, so she naturally knew where the root cause of the disease was. She invited her close friend, Empress Li, to Bixia Palace.
He had to kowtow when he entered the door. Tong Biyu helped him up and said with a smile:
"Sister, which one of us is following which one? Are you going to do what the Ai family did to Laixu?"
"Is there something wrong with Sister Queen Mother?" Empress Li asked.
"Everyone is really annoyed, but you are still watching from the sidelines."
"Why are you so scared, sister?"
"I'm afraid the Ai family may be happy." Empress Tong said with a blush.
"Could it be the seed left behind by the old emperor?" Empress Li pretended to be confused.
"Sister, you are really good at joking. It has been so many years since the old emperor passed away, how can he still have the kind to stay with the Ai family? If this word spreads, wouldn't it make people laugh to death?"
"I don't understand, where does my sister's happiness come from?"
Although Empress Li had not been trained by KGB or the CIA, intelligence was her specialty. How could Empress Tong's little secret be hidden from her eyes and ears? However, she still deliberately let it slip.
"To be honest with my sister, it was the good deeds of that little eunuch."
"Oh, my God! A fake eunuch sneaked into the palace and kept it hidden. If I were a few years younger, I would have let that fake eunuch favor me for once. Sister, you are so happy! I eat alone,
Are you forgetting your sister because of the benefits?" Empress Li's mouth is always unforgiving?
"Sister, I'm so anxious that I'm here to discuss important matters with you, but you still have time to joke around?" Empress Tong encountered difficulties and had to duck down.
"If you ask me, this matter is easy to handle." Empress Li thought for a while and said.
"What should I do? Please tell me quickly."
"Putting the blame on others!"
"Putting the blame on someone else! Who should I marry?"
"How many men are there in this palace?"
"Of course there is only one. Who else can it be besides the prince of the Ai family?"
"Then put the blame on him."
"The prince seems to be incapable of doing this. Apart from the queen, he has established several concubines, but there has been no movement. I asked the concubines from the side, and they said that the prince and them are only limited to kissing on the lips, and those things have not been done yet.
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"My silly nephew!" Empress Li smiled and said, "That would be easier."
Empress Li leaned over to Empress Tong's ear and whispered a few words.
Empress Tong nodded in praise and said, "This is the best. After the work is completed, I will give my sister a heavy reward."
"What's the reward for me? Could it be that you also give me a fake eunuch?"
"As long as you dare to ask for it, sister, I will grant you ten or eight."
"No, no, no, I'm already half an old lady, I've forgotten about that for eight lifetimes!"
According to Empress Li's plan, the Empress Dowager asked the maid to invite His Majesty the Emperor. Empress Tong said:
"Your Majesty, of my four girls, which one do you like?"
The little emperor shook his head and said: "I don't like any of them, I just like the eunuch brothers."
"Son, this thing is different from that thing. Although An'er is good, he is just your brother and can't sleep."
"You can sleep with the eunuch brother, but I can't be intimate with the eunuch brother? My mother is so partial."
"The emperor is talking nonsense. How can the queen mother sleep with him? I want your brother An'er to accompany me. I am scared to sleep alone in a big house." The queen mother corrected.
"I also want my eunuch brothers to be my companions!" the emperor shouted.
"No, the emperor can't act recklessly. What's the point of two men sleeping together? The emperor is obedient and will sleep with Qiu'er tonight. Qiu'er will tell many stories and feed you beans." The Queen Mother induced.
explain.
"I sleep with Chun'er. Can Chun'er tell stories and feed me Doudou?"
"Chun'er is fine too. Chun'er can also tell stories and feed you beans."
"Okay, I'll sleep."
"When you go to bed, tell a few more people."
"I understand, Queen Mother." The silly emperor nodded and said.