Chapter 108: The Little Eunuch is Invincible with a Sharpshooter
The army was defeated for a while, and the young eunuch ordered a headcount. Fortunately, only 5,000 men and horses were lost. The young eunuch was a money man, and he managed to accumulate this small amount of troops, but a large number of half a million was consumed for no reason. He felt uneasy.
One person was sitting in the big tent drinking wine. Hu San led people to collect military supplies, Wang Xiaowu was in charge of logistics, and Liu Jianxun had lost the battle and was too embarrassed to see anyone. He didn't know where he was hiding. The little eunuch was alone and bored, and suddenly a soldier came to report.
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"Commander, madam is here!"
Huang Qiuchan was always concerned about her husband's counterinsurgency work, but at the same time she was afraid of affecting his energy, so she never dared to get too close. She had been following the team not far behind. Today, she was shocked to hear that her husband had suffered a defeat, and hurried to the front of the army.
To appease the little eunuch, Huang Qiuchan went down from the cupboard herself and made a few side dishes. The young couple set up a small table on the big camp bed and sat across from each other. Qiuchan filled a cup for Little Pan and poured a cup for herself, smiling.
Yixiao said:
"Husband, it's just a small defeat, why do you need to be so serious?"
The little eunuch picked up his cup, sat up and leaned over to feed it to his wife. He smiled back and said, "I've traveled to all corners of the world, but my wife is the best! Now that you're here, I don't have any worries anymore."
"No shame, the grand marshal is so affectionate!" Qiu Chan said with a smile.
"The weighing rod cannot be separated from the weighing weight, and the husband cannot be separated from his wife." The little eunuch said warmly, "I understand that a man cannot live without a woman. Among men, I am the marshal, and among the wives
In your eyes, I'm still a silly boy, don't you think?"
"You forgot to say something." Huang Qiuchan deliberately betrayed her.
"What did I forget to say?" The little eunuch held the wine glass in mid-air.
"You are a little eunuch in front of the Imperial Concubine!" After Huang Qiuchan said this, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"I told you to ridicule me!" The little eunuch turned over, climbed to Huang Qiuchan's side, pushed her down, and said mouth to mouth, "You ridicule me too! Don't you know that I am a fake eunuch?"
Huang Qiuchan struggled and said: "If you were a real eunuch, the devil would want you!"
The young eunuch wanted to be gentle with his wife, but Huang Qiuchan refused and scolded:
"You are crazy. Now the two armies are facing each other and the battle is in full swing. If you lose your vitality, how will you fight against the enemy? When this battle is over, you can do whatever you want."
The little eunuch Kenyi pushed the small table aside and said:
"It's just a wise man. What's the big deal? I'll take his life tomorrow before the battle, so as not to delay the two of us from getting down to business."
Huang Qiuchan refused at first, but in the end she couldn't resist, so she had no choice but to comply. The couple took off their clothes and took off their belts, and it was a romantic affair (two hundred and twenty words are deleted below).
After finishing the work, they got up, straightened their clothes, and the young couple started drinking and talking again.
Huang Qiuchan told him: "Husband, that Damanzi is very strong and his kung fu is very good. If you arrive in front of the battle tomorrow, you must be even more careful."
The little eunuch said disdainfully: "Madam, don't be afraid. My little eunuch has gone through hundreds of battles and killed countless people. How can a stupid pig do anything to me?"
"When we go to battle tomorrow, I will beat the drum to support my husband!" Huang Qiuchan said.
When the little eunuch saw this, his courage suddenly increased, and he raised his eyebrows and said: "What a Liang Hongyu Jinshan beats the drum! There is a lady who beats the drum for me. I swear to kill the barbarian under the horse and avenge the blood of my dead soldiers."
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The two of them did not dare to delay for too long, so they asked the soldiers to come in and pack the utensils, and went to bed early.
On that day, Marshal Pan ordered the generals to be promoted. Except for Yang Guangya and Xu Huanzhang, two generals were guarding Qilin Pass. Two generals were killed and one was seriously injured. The only remaining generals were Liu Jianxun, Zhu Kaihong, Zhu Linzong, Xiao Tianlei, and He Laowu. They were late in Tang Dynasty.
, among them, Liu Jianxun was still injured.
The little eunuch said: "I will take the lead in the battle today. If I win, you will follow my orders."
All the generals came out to stop him and said, "No, the commander-in-chief is the leader of our army, how can he attack easily?"
Zhu Linzong fell to the ground and sobbed loudly: "Master, it's all because the apprentice is not good at learning and can't kill the thief Dalingwen with his own hands, which is why the master suffers. Master, please give the apprentice another chance. If you can't kill him today,
Dalingwen, that fellow, vows to raise his head to see the master."
The little eunuch left his seat, gently helped Zhu Linzong up, and said: "A ruler is short, an inch is long. No matter how powerful a person is, it is difficult for him to have the power to cover the sky. Without the help of generals, I can only do it with one hand."
How can boxing achieve great things? Lin Zong gets up, and you will rest for a few days. Didn't you say that you beat the monk and the whole temple is humiliated, and the apprentice is humiliated? The master came out! In front of the battle today, I saw that my master avenged you and also killed two generals in my place.
Blood hate!"
When the generals saw that Marshal Pan had made up his mind, they no longer tried to obstruct him.
Liu Jianxun said: "Commander, if you can't defeat Dalingwen, you should withdraw as soon as possible and don't let him hurt you, otherwise our army will be completely defeated and the consequences will be disastrous."
The little eunuch smiled and said, "Don't worry, brother."
Pan Youan drove his troops to the city, and Prince Fu came out to greet him. Emperor Tianle laughed and said:
"Little eunuch, I won a great victory in yesterday's battle. You abandoned your armor and suffered numerous casualties. I thought it would take three months to rectify the situation. Unexpectedly, you recovered quickly. I guess you have the guts. You are making a comeback today.
, could it be that you came here to die?"
The little eunuch laughed wildly three times and said: "You are the one who is seeking death, not me. You are a prince, blessed with territory, countless mules and horses, and hordes of wives and concubines. You spend your days in mountains of meat and wine, intoxicated with dreams of life and death. You can't live a good life."
You want to find the Lord of Hell in the middle of the night, why are you not seeking death?"
Prince Fu raised his voice and roared angrily, saying: "The sparrows know the ambitions of the swans, but you, a eunuch, will certainly not have lofty ambitions. It's useless to talk too much. I won't talk to you anymore. Send your shrimp soldiers."
Come out and let me, General Da, kill them all. Then get off your horse and kneel down to talk to me. If you want to listen to me honestly, I might also give you an imperial envoy."
"Bah! Who wants to hang out with the rebels? Whoever kneels is talking to you! In my eyes, your Dalingwen is not as good as a piece of shit, a capricious villain! No need to send generals, it's me, you
Ask your beloved general, do you dare to meet me?" the little eunuch said disapprovingly.
"What, what, did I hear correctly?" Emperor Tianle said with a smile, "You come on the stage, how can a person with no body be able to come on stage and risk his life?"
The little eunuch was furious and shouted: "Come out who are not afraid of death!"
Prince Fu waved his hand, and Dalingwen was about to shout "Get the order" when suddenly a general rushed out. His name was Shan Tianliang, and he was also a brave general under Prince Fu. He was good at using two spears and had great martial arts skills. Hearing that the eunuch was going to fight in person, he
I was overjoyed, thinking that the opportunity to honor my ancestors and show off my name had come. How could I let the fat man named Da take the lead again? To take a step back, a normal person could deal with such a thing with one hand even if he covered his crotch with one hand.
He is a lottery man, not to mention that he is still dancing with two spears? But when he saw Shan Tianming before the horse formation, he shouted: "The dog eunuch is here to die!"
Before he could say anything, the young eunuch arrived quickly. Before Shan Tianliang could say the word "death", he was shot below the face. The tip of the gun went in from his mouth and pulled out many fragments. Shan Tianliang turned over and fell from his horse, with a gunshot wound in his throat. Blood spurted out from his big mouth. The little eunuch inserted the tip of the gun into the soil and poked it a few times to clean the tip of the gun. He raised his head and asked again:
"Who wants to see the King of Hell next?"
The two armies actually made the same surprised "buzz" sound at the same time: This little eunuch, who seems to have thin skin and tender flesh, can actually have such kung fu. Could it be that he is a god descending to earth?
Huang Qiuchan stood behind the war drum, beating it with both hands. The drum had not yet sounded, but the war over there was already over. Although Huang Qiuchan understood her husband's ability, anything could happen on the battlefield. It would be false to say that she was not worried. She once again prepared to beat the drum to cheer her husband on.
Just as Dalingwen was about to leave, another general rushed out, and it was General Mo Wencheng. Mo Wencheng looked at it very carefully. It was not Shan Tianliang who was not good at martial arts, but the little eunuch who had taken advantage of a loophole before he could put up a good fight. He used martial arts to injure people, which is called having martial arts but no martial ethics. Mo Wencheng also used double spears. He and Shan Tianliang learned the art from the same master, but their kung fu was only half as good as Shan Tianliang's.
Mo Wencheng was mentally prepared this time. He did not dare to attack rashly. When he was five feet away from the little eunuch, he reined in the horse's head and wanted the little eunuch to take the initiative to attack. He took advantage of the flaw and whipped out his two spears to kill him in one fell swoop. The little eunuch's little life.
The little eunuch has experienced many battles. What kind of tricks have he never seen before? How can he let Mo Wencheng take advantage of him? The little eunuch knows that anyone who uses double guns has quick eyesight and quick hands. He blocked one shot and another shot came, and gave way immediately. You are in such a hurry that Gu Dong can't take care of anything else. The little eunuch suddenly had an idea and rushed back. Mo Wencheng didn't know what the plan was and thought that the little eunuch was going to return to the battle and sent another general to replace him. Of course, he refused to give him this opportunity, so he rushed back. Chasing, the little eunuch slapped the horse's head fiercely. The old horse understood and stopped the horse's hooves. Mo Wencheng did not expect this move. His horse had already passed by, exposing his back. The little eunuch stabbed him with a gun, and Mo Wencheng screamed. , fell down from the horse.
Huang Qiuchan's drum has just sounded.
Two more generals from the Eight Kings team came out to fight the young eunuch in a double battle. The young eunuch was not in a hurry, blocking the attack from the left and attacking from the right. Before the tenth battle was completed, the two horses fell.
Huang Qiuchichan's drum sounded only twice.
The rest of the generals refused to obey and shouted to go out, but King Fu refused, knowing that if they went, they would die in vain. So he issued a death order saying: "Anyone who goes out to fight without permission will be killed without mercy!"
Dalingwen asked for battle and said: "Your Majesty, it's time for the last general to go to war."
Emperor Tianle said: "General Da, you have also seen that the little eunuch is not a trivial matter and cannot be defeated by ordinary people. If you can do it, you can do it. If not, you might as well retreat. Wait until you return to the city and think of a good strategy to retreat from the enemy."
Dalingwen didn't listen and shouted: "Your Majesty, why did you say this? You are exaggerating the prestige of others and destroying the ambition of your own people. What should the little eunuch be afraid of? You can't take the head off the little eunuch's neck within a certain period of time. So I brought my head to see His Majesty!"
King Fu said: "General, calm down. It's not that I underestimated the general's ability. It's just that you are my right-hand man and the pillar of the country. If you fail, who will I rely on? The little eunuch is so brave that he killed four of my generals in a row. I I wish I could eat its flesh alive and skin it alive to relieve the hatred in the hearts of the people. When a general goes into battle, he must be careful to do good."
Dalingwen couldn't help but shed tears after hearing His Majesty's words, and sighed:
"Your Majesty treats me with kindness and kindness, and Da should repay me with death!"
The little eunuch didn't see any movement in King Fu's team for a while, so he said jokingly: "You're too timid to fight. If not, come back tomorrow and let that fat guy like you live one more day."
Dalingwen was furious, swung his mace, shattered his teeth, and roared out.