Chapter 110: Pan Youan Bravely Captures Ruan Shimei
King Fu sent people to investigate and found out that all the eunuch soldiers and horses had returned to Qilin Pass, and there were no soldiers and horses stationed in other places. Emperor Tianle was overjoyed and chose an auspicious day to open the city gates and the three armies fired cannons and set off. There were deputy generals Wang An and Qiu Gui.
After leading 5,000 soldiers and horses, the female general Nguyen Thi Mui led 10,000 elite soldiers to open the way. The rest of the army followed Emperor Tianle in the middle. Hua Shixiong rode a tall horse and stayed with the emperor. Lao Hua had just been promoted to prime minister, and the emperor had to be controlled by the emperor at all times.
He makes plans.
Nguyen Thi Mui's trip to the mainland came to nothing. The old barbarian king of South Vietnam once asked her to find a good person from the Central Plains and bring him back to the country. However, when she looked at the soldiers and officers of the king's camp, no one caught her eye.
Last time, when she was watching from a distance in front of the formation, she saw a person named Little Eunuch in the enemy army. He was tall, short, fat and thin, and his martial arts was outstanding. The fat man named Da was no match for them. It was a pity.
He's a lottery man, so don't tell him. It seems that people say that the Great Central Plains is a vast and densely populated land, a land of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and there is no shortage of handsome young heroes. Hearing is not as good as seeing. It seems that they are all false rumors. Also.
That is, the eight kings are all stupid idiots. Everyone has the intention to usurp the throne, but none of them has the appearance of an emperor. Helping these people to conquer the world will undoubtedly be like fishing for water in a bamboo basket and fishing for the moon in the water. Nguyen Thi Mui really regrets coming here.
One trip. Prince Fu is incompetent but arrogant. As the leader of a country, he doesn't know how to use troops. He just follows everyone else's advice. How can such a coward achieve great things? She has thought about it. She will lead the troops back this time and send Prince Fu to safety.
She immediately resigned from all her posts without giving up any gold or silver, and took only a few of her former personal female soldiers back to the country. After returning, no matter whether they are ugly, handsome, fat or thin, or have fair skin, regardless of whether they have martial arts or how good they are, they will marry at will.
I just want to live with my family for the rest of my life, and swear that I will never care about the affairs of the big country in the Central Plains again.
As the team was marching, they were about to turn a mountain ridge, when suddenly a group of men and horses appeared from the corner and blocked the way. The leader was a general with a gold helmet and silver armor, sitting on a snow-white war horse, with a diamond sword hanging from his waist, and a bright silver gun in his hand.
, with a dignified appearance and majestic appearance, he is not the Marquis of Lu Wen or Zhao Zilong of Yasai Changshan.
Nguyen Thi Mui was dumbfounded and shocked that the man in front of him was a man from heaven. What a talented person! Where can he find it in the small country of South Vietnam? Nguyen Thi Mui was in a trance and suddenly realized that this king had killed five generals under Emperor Tian Le the day before.
His true identity was that of a lottery man. Nguyen Thi Mui was furious, brandished a gun and shouted:
"Whoever is coming, please tell me your name. Your Highness, the princess, has never died of nameless ghosts!"
The little eunuch laughed, and when he saw a pretty woman, his tone was serious. He knew who he was meeting in front of him, so for the sake of politeness, there was no harm in saying his name first, so he said:
"This is Pan You'an, the marching marshal who was commissioned by the emperor to defeat the rebels. May I ask, who is the lady's last name and where is she from?"
Nguyen Thi Mui heard something was wrong! Although her South Vietnam was a small country, there were still a few eunuchs. Those eunuchs were all coquettish and spoke in coquettish voices. They looked like the one in front of her with a strong spirit and a majestic appearance.
Although there is no beard on the lips, they are still hairy, especially the vocal cord bones under the chin are huge, unlike those fake men in their court. Castrated donkeys and horses are easy to work, but castrated men can also fight and kill?
Ruan Thi Mui was puzzled and said:
"I am Nguyen Thi Mui, Princess of Dai Viet Kingdom. Let me ask you again, are you a boy or a girl?"
The little eunuch smiled mischievously and asked, "That's a bad question, girl. Is there anyone who would ask someone like this? Since ancient times, men and women have been different. They dress differently. Their voices are thick and fine. It's clear at a glance whether they are a man or a woman. Is it possible that these
Can’t the girl see it?”
"Looking like I can tell, I'm afraid you are a fake!" Nguyen Thi Mui teased.
"What if I'm not a fake!" the little eunuch said jokingly.
"If you were really a man, there would be no need to fight this war. Why don't you follow me to my kingdom of Dai Viet and be my consort? What do you think?" Nguyen Thi Mui said with a blushing face.
"Good is good," the little eunuch secretly rejoiced: It seemed that he had obtained a pretty daughter-in-law again, but he said, "Your small country in South Vietnam is just a small country. It is sparsely populated and there is no place to go or play."
, and most of them are barbarians who don’t understand the language. I have always been used to wandering and like to wander around. If one day I go out for a stroll, ride a horse and gallop, and accidentally cross the border, it may cause disputes between the two countries.
How can I get there?"
"Every country, big or small, is governed by its own people. Even though it is a small country, it is enough for you to gallop. Let's not talk about it for now. I just want to ask you, are you a real man or a fake man?" Nguyen Thi Mui was anxious.
road.
"So what if you are a real man, and what if you are a fake man?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be a man.
"I will show mercy to a real man, but if you are a fake man, you will be dead today!" Ruan Thi Mui said with absolute certainty, leaving no room for bargaining.
"This is difficult." The little eunuch frowned.
"What's so hard to say?" Ruan Thi Mui asked in surprise.
"If you don't believe me when I say I'm a man, what can I do? Why don't you and I go to a deserted place in the wilderness, I take off my pants and let you see it with your own eyes. It's natural for you to see whether it's a man or a woman. I don't need to say anything more.
." The little eunuch chuckled.
Nguyen Thi Mui was furious and said: "What a smooth-tongued little eunuch! I kindly advise you, but you are seeking your own death. Come on, watch the gun!"
The little eunuch hurriedly fought to meet them, and the two fought for dozens of rounds. The little eunuch secretly marveled: This female general's kung fu is indeed outstanding, but she just lacks a little strength. Otherwise, Pan Youan may not be her opponent. The little eunuch mainly prevents her from taking advantage of her.
Human ropes, once people are distracted, their energy is not enough, so the delay is longer.
Nguyen Thi Mui also secretly said that she was surprised. The white-faced scholar-like young general in front of her had magical marksmanship. Even if she did not come from a famous family, she must have been taught by an expert. Nguyen Thi Mui knew that if she continued to fight like this, she would definitely suffer a loss, so she had no intention of fighting, so she used
If there is a flaw, get back on your horse and leave.
The young eunuch refused and chased after her. The female general waved her hand, and a white light flashed in front of the young eunuch's eyes. He couldn't avoid it and hurriedly retracted his body. It was too late, but soon, the white light fell and the young eunuch was already armed with a gun.
Quilted together.
Nguyen Thi Mui was so happy when she saw the big beetle caught in the net that she followed the same trick as when she caught Daling Wen. She still tied one end of the rope to the saddle bridge of the back horse, hit the horse and then drove away, trying to drag the little eunuch off the horse.
Come.
The little eunuch huddled in a ball, his horse following other people's horses, and he couldn't help but move forward or retreat. His body was bound by a rope, and he couldn't use it no matter how strong he was. The rope was too tight, and the little eunuch couldn't help but move his right hand.
The next time he reached out, his hand touched the boots, and he suddenly remembered the precious knife given to him by the emperor's brother. The little eunuch gently pulled out the dagger, made an upward stroke, and opened a few strands of the rope, and then opened a few more strands.
Nguyen Thi Mui only focused on beating the horse and dragging the man, without looking back. Unexpectedly, the young eunuch had already escaped from the shackles. The young eunuch handed the gun to his left hand and clamped the stirrups with his legs. The old horse understood and caught up with him in a few steps. The young eunuch lightly stretched his arms and blocked his waist.
He held Ruan Shimei in his arms and gently lifted her, and Ruan Shimei left the saddle.
When Prince Fu's troops saw that their general had been captured, they immediately turned into a bunch of headless flies and started to mess up their plans. The young eunuch waved his hand, and two thousand elite soldiers came forward, killing the prince's soldiers until they were all pissed off, and they were completely defeated.
The little eunuch sat in the Chinese army's tent and ordered Ruan Thi Mei to be escorted in. The little eunuch smiled and asked:
"If you are captured today, will you surrender or not?"
Ruan Thi Mui's hands were tied, but her head was raised high and she said angrily:
"If you are a real man, you will surrender; if you are a fake man, you will never obey me!"
The young eunuch was overjoyed and ordered the soldiers to retreat. He personally untied the female general. He picked up Jiaoqu with both hands and threw her on the big marching bed before untying her clothes and wide belt.
Shimei was puzzled and asked in surprise: "What will happen to the general?"
The little eunuch still had that bohemian and cynical tone and said with a smile:
"Let you recognize the male and female!"
Nguyen Thi Mui was not allowed to obey at this time, and besides, she also liked this person, so she had to give in half-heartedly, and allowed him to be a bee-sucking flower, and a hungry wolf to feed him. It was her own fault. She said that people are neither male nor female, but this time it turned out to be true.
Here it comes (three hundred and twenty-eight words are deleted below).
The little eunuch got up, and Ruan Thi Mui was also dressed neatly. They looked at each other and smiled, and Ruan Thi Mui said shyly:
"The general is so skilled that he kidnapped a slave and made him his wife?"
The little eunuch also said: "What are you talking about? I almost became your prey and your prisoner, otherwise my life and death would still be unknown in this battle!"
"This is God's will and cannot be violated."
"Qiu, I don't believe in heaven and earth, I only believe in myself. If you lie down on the ground and pretend to be a bear, can God help you?"
Nguyen Thi Mui glanced at her husband secretly and said with a smile: "You are talking so vulgarly, are you still the commander in charge of the army?"
The young eunuch ordered people to enter the tent, ordered them to go down, and immediately set up a banquet to wash away the dust of his wife.
After a while, the banquet was ready, and the two of them exchanged glasses, laughing and chatting happily.
Ruan Thi Mui said: "Tomorrow I will tie Prince Fu's servant up with a rope for you, so that I can give you a small greeting gift."
The little eunuch said: "I don't need Madam to take action. I think King Fu is exhausted. Unless all the generals kill him, there won't be many men left. Madam and I will go out together tomorrow to watch the show of rebellion against the King!"
"Lang Jun's martial arts skills are unparalleled, and he knows things like a god, he is truly a heavenly man!" Ruan Thi Mui couldn't help but praise from the bottom of her heart.
"You also put on a high hat for me?" the little eunuch said with a smile, "I am not afraid of my wife's jokes. I was originally a little eunuch in the palace. It was just an accidental opportunity that saved my body. Otherwise, how could I be today?"
"Lang Junguo is an eunuch, so what?" Ruan Thimei hesitated to speak.
"The eunuch is a fake, but the man is a real man. As the lady said before, this is probably God's will! If I am not a fake eunuch, the royal family has changed its dynasty, so how can it be the turn of the rebel kings to take action?"
Shimei wanted to ask for more details, but the young eunuch stopped and said: "The child has no mother. It's a long story. I won't show my ability to kill six generals in five levels. When I tell you, the lady says I'm bragging. Let's just drink. Don't worry."
Just mention those old millet and rotten sesame seeds."