When people in the palace got up early in the morning and took a look, they saw that all the dogs had blood in their mouths, some had dried up, and some had blood oozing out. The night before, they had heard a group of dogs barking wildly, and sent people out.
After checking, no abnormality was found. Is this really strange? There are also cases where a dog chews a bone and breaks its teeth or pierces its lip. The problem is that all dogs have the same problem. Everyone suspects
I'm confused, but I can't find the real cause. It's too reluctant to say that it's food poisoning. In the end, I can only attribute it to the dog getting angry and having throat inflammation. Feeding more fire-clearing water and drinking it may make things better.
These dogs are not ordinary dogs. They are all breeds of dogs carefully selected from his own house by the new chanyu prince before he became chanyu. The price of one dog is the same as ten horses, and the price of the dog is still unknown.
Why hasn't the owner changed yet? The dog feeders and dog training experts quietly concealed the matter and did not dare to report it to the prince, fearing that if the prince got angry, he would have to retaliate, which would be a capital crime. Fortunately, the dogs were still alive
I can eat, but my spirit is slightly affected, and I am listless, and my cry is not as loud as before, but there is no fear for my life. This is for sure, and it will not delay the night patrol mission. In this regard,
No one who works with dogs suspects that someone from outside did it, because it is unimaginable. Who can deal with fifteen dogs and make them suffer from the same disease at the same time? Unless they are wizards or people who are skilled in
The bewitcher cast some kind of magic on the dog. However, people with this expertise seem to have only heard about it in ancient legends, and no one seems to have witnessed it in reality.
Zhang Facun said that most of his skills were self-taught, and this is true. A child from a poor family was driven to the road of theft by hunger. Where could he go to learn from a teacher? At most, he could just learn on the spot and learn while doing it.
He learned to steal while stealing. Huang Ren also took refuge in the five Huang brothers against his will in order to earn a living. However, he was always disdainful of the actions of the Huang brothers. This was why Huang Qiuchan took a fancy to him and recommended him.
The main reason for giving it to the little eunuch. Since they attached themselves to the little eunuch, these two people can't help but secretly give a thumbs up to Master Pan's conduct in life. Pan You'an is righteous and generous, does not stick to trivial matters, hates evil as much as enemies, and knows how to repay kindness. This is what ancient and modern chivalrous people admire.
.So they had already made up their minds to be eunuchs for the rest of their lives, even if they had to go in the oil pan or come out of the ice cave. This time, a big shot like Pan made them a sworn sworn brother.
Brother, what kind of mind is this? How many people have had it in the past and present?
After Huang and Zhang had tidied up, they decided to explore the palace again. Huang Ren noticed that he didn't see Zhang Facun packing any fish hooks or other household items all afternoon. He was puzzled. He wanted to say something but hesitated several times, fearing that others would say something about him.
Mind your own business. Just before setting off, you couldn't help but blurt out:
"Second brother, did you forget something?"
Zhang Facun knew what he was asking, so he didn't say anything. He smiled and said: "Don't worry about this matter. You will understand by then."
The two of them searched according to the map, and the situation happened again. This time they re-selected the place to climb over the wall based on the direction indicated by the map. As soon as they climbed over the wall and landed, they saw a group of dogs rushing towards them. Huang Ren pulled out his short knife and jumped.
He wanted to kill the dog. Zhang Fa stood beside him and whispered to stop him:
"Brother, wait a minute!"
It's really fucking weird. Instead of barking and yelling when these two bastards saw them, they were as docile as if they had met their masters. They all bowed their heads and waggled their tails. Zhang Facun did it gently.
With one movement, these fierce dogs all fell to the ground, not daring to move.
He also said that thieves are afraid of moon rats and light, and impotence is most afraid of slutty women. It seems that this statement is wrong. Huang Ren thought to himself that keeping dogs was originally to guard the house and the courtyard, but he did not expect that it had the opposite effect, and ended up sleeping with thieves.
A pair of pants.
If the dog doesn't bark or howl, the patrol officer of the palace will just pretend that nothing happens, so he won't wander around blindly.
The annoying problem right now is that I don’t know where those two items are. How can I ask for directions? According to the division of labor, Zhang Facun stole the sword and Huang Ren stole the medicine. These two items may be placed together or in two places. How to find out about them?
The exact location is the first problem they need to solve.
The two of them hid in a lighted window, took out the drawing and compared it carefully, and then looked around. They exchanged glances, understood, and quietly walked to a most gorgeous palace.
There were lights on inside too, and what was extraordinary was that the big room was not only brightly lit, but also very lively. When I opened the window paper and looked inside, I saw that there were all naked women inside, but only one man. They were playing games.
Shui Zhan, the only man who was about twenty-seven or seventy-eight years old, with a strong and fat figure, was sitting in a huge bathtub, surrounded by more than a dozen slender girls in a circle, and there were several naked women next to the basin.
Constantly adjusting the water temperature. The fat man closed his eyes and counted, and the women began to circle. No matter how many times he counted, once he stopped, the woman in front of him was the jackpot. Her priority was to hug the man and give him a kiss.
Those who win three times in a row can accompany the king.
Zhang and Huang were both in their prime of life and had strong blood and essence. They had no intention of watching, but their legs and feet did not obey the orders. Besides, it was also because of work needs, so they had to bite the bullet and finish watching the play. Fan Renfan said that they did not say a word.
I understand, I just judged it based on the scene. In the end, the woman who kissed the man three times happily entered the bedroom with the man. The good show came to an abrupt end, leaving the woman behind her helpless.
Who gave them bad luck? There were also sighs and complaints among them.
Zhang Facun patted Huang Ren on the back, then turned his head and pointed outward. Huang Ren understood, and the two of them started to act separately.
Huang Ren followed the man and woman to the room, and he repeated his old tune and did another voyeuristic activity to see how the Fanwang family behaved.
As soon as the man and woman entered the room, the man immediately pounced on the woman like a hungry tiger, and the woman said softly:
"Why is the prince so impatient? It's not the first time?"
Strange, this woman speaks Chinese, she is probably a Han woman.
"I have thought about you for a long time, my beloved concubine! You don't know, I deliberately stopped talking in front of you." The prince naturally spoke Chinese.
"How can you see with your eyes closed?" the woman said from below.
"How can I close it completely and leave a crack?"
"Your Majesty is playing tricks!"
"Can you trick a beautiful woman into returning without playing tricks?"
The two of them were crawling around on the bed without covering anything (two hundred words are deleted below). Huang Ren felt very uncomfortable when he saw others eating heavily on an empty stomach. He tried not to let his mind wander, but his lower abdomen still felt unsatisfactory.
Something bulged out from the ground. At this moment, a fierce barking of dogs suddenly came from the courtyard at the right time. Huang Ren knew that this was Zhang Facun's masterpiece. He could not only stop the dogs from barking, but also make them go crazy hysterically.
"The dog is barking so fiercely, is there a thief?" the woman asked the prince carefully and in a low voice.
"Who dares to stir up trouble on Tai Sui's head after eating Tian Dan?" The prince just finished his work and gasped.
"It's better to be careful when sailing a thousand-year-old ship. It's better to pay attention. Have you put away all the important things? There are many people in the palace, so don't let anyone take the opportunity to take them hostage." The dog barked louder and louder, and the woman
He asked worriedly.
"These two things have always been kept by my side! That girl is locked up well in prison. I have killed very few of her people. What's there to worry about? My dear, don't worry too much. Go to sleep quickly. I will too."
Tired."
Then there was the sound of snoring like a butchering pig.
Huang Ren made the window hole paper bigger, but he never saw the place where the prince put his clothes. The prince himself took off his clothes like a fish and said that he put the things beside him, where was it? Huang Ren had no choice but to
Wait until Zhang Facun arrives and then think of a solution.
Zhang Facun hid in the dark, commanding the three-way dog to bark. Although some people on duty in the palace came out to check, they found nothing unusual. He murmured a few curses at the top of his voice, then closed the door and went inside to drink.
They thought that it was possible for one dog to bark and a hundred dogs to bark, so there was no need to make such a fuss.
Huang Ren wanted to go find Zhang Facun, but he was afraid that the dogs wouldn't recognize him, so he kept bending down in the corner and waited for Zhang Facun to come and find him. After waiting for a long time, Zhang Facun came over quietly and whispered in Huang Ren's ear if there was any news.
No. Huang Renxue recounted the conversation between the prince and the woman. Zhang Facun was a thief after all, and he immediately had an idea and said:
"Yes!"
"What's there?" Huang Ren whispered.
"He said he was with me, so I'm sure he wouldn't lie. Besides under the bed, where else can I put things?"
Huang Ren thought about it and asked again, thinking of something, "It seems that the new Chanyu's clothes are not in this room?"
"What do you care about his clothes? Since the clothes are not around, it means there is nothing important in the clothes. You don't understand this?" Zhang Facun complained in a low voice.
"Brother, I'm not as good as you in doing this." Huang Ren went back on his old ground.
Zhang Facun didn't mind and asked again: "Are you going in to pick up the goods or should I go in to hunt for treasures?"
"Of course it's you, brother." Huang Ren did his part.
"Then I need to trouble you with something." Zhang Facun smiled mischievously.
"What's the matter?" Huang Ren opened his eyes wide in the darkness.
"You go to the doghouse and get a piece of dog poop."
"Brother, you know I'm afraid of dogs. What's the use of stealing stuff?"
"It will definitely be useful. Forget it, I'll go. But then don't compete with me for credit in front of big brother."
"No fight, no fight, you take the first and I take the second, that's all right?"
Zhang Facun took a piece of dog shit dumpling and put it into his "treasure bag". Then he went to the prince's bedroom, took out a small hook from the treasure bag, faced the door, dug three times and buttoned the door.
Huang Ren opened the door without pushing. Huang Ren squatted outside the house to observe, and Zhang Facun sneaked in. After less than half an hour, Zhang Facun came out. Huang Ren asked in a low voice:
"Did you get it?"
Zhang Facun shook his head and said, "I only took one thing."
"What about the other one?" Huang Ren asked urgently, "One of them is indispensable!"
"I can't tell you clearly, let's go back first!"
Huang Ren didn't know what kind of medicine Zhang Facun was selling in his gourd, so he had no choice but to follow him and turn around and leave.